Am I A God?

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

Zhao Yao glanced at the man who had just attacked them.

“He is more than 2.5 meters tall with a physique that is unnaturally strong for a human. His skin is glittering, so it doesn"t seem like he has a normal epidermis layer either…” Zhao Yao was carefully a.n.a.lyzing all these details in his mind. “When he opened his mouth just now… It looked like there were a few long fangs inside… Did he turn his teeth into a weapon as well?”

“This guy is obviously not a normal human being. The Furless Tribe… are they using human bodies to battle…?”

His gaze landed on the man"s head as he saw the Level 38 label hovering above.

“A Level 38 Awareness… The supercats from the Short Fur Tribe are all very strong indeed…”

The man seemed to have noticed Zhao Yao observing him. He turned to Zhao Yao and smiled as he said, “Wheatley, this cat slave of yours doesn"t look very happy. Do you want me to teach him a lesson?”

As he said that, he took a step out and stretched out his palm, as if he was going to grab Zhao Yao"s head.

“Pi Pi! Stop!”

Wheatley and Red Sun were about to step up to stop him. “This is my cat slave. It"s not in your place to teach him a lesson.”

In this tense situation, Zhao Yao lips suddenly curved into a smile and burst out laughing at the muscular man before him.

“Hahahahahaha… Pi… Pi Pi?” Zhao Yao clutched his stomach as he pointed at the big bloke before him and said, “You actually call yourself Pi Pi when you look like this?”

He continued laughing as he said, “Hahahaha, this is too funny… I can"t, I can"t even… This name is too stupid… I"m dying it"s too funny…”

Wheatley was shrieking in her heart. All of them thought to themselves, “s.h.i.+t! Pi Pi hates being laughed at the most!”

As he watched Zhao Yao laugh at him, the muscles all over Pi Pi"s body vibrated as the veins on his head popped out one by one.

Humph!

Thick fumes of white smoke gushed out of Pi Pi"s mouth and nostrils. A murderous glint flashed across his eyes as he said to Zhao Yao word by word, “You little cat slave, heh heh. You don"t understand the gravity of the mistake you have committed. I will let you…”

Wheatley screamed, “Enough, Pi Pi. If you dare touch my cat slave, I will tell Dad.”

Red Sun stood before Zhao Yao and immediately explained to Pi Pi, “Lord Pi Pi, this punk just became a cat slave not long ago. There are still many rules which he is not familiar with. He"s just an ignorant country b.u.mpkin. Don"t take it to heart.”

Red Sun broke out in a cold sweat as he stared nervously at Pi Pi before him. Although he borrowed his Awareness from the man"s father and thus had an even stronger power of Awareness than the other party, it was still forbidden for humans to attack cats, be it in the Short Fur Tribe or the Furless Tribe.

Furthermore, they were in Furless Tribe"s headquarters, the war planet Heris.

Once he attacked Pi Pi to save Guang Yu, he might just be killed on the spot by another cat or human.

Furthermore, even though his power of Awareness was stronger than the other party, given the superhuman strength and physique of the man before him, the moment Red Sun made a move, he would probably be killed by the other party on the spot. Their distance was too close; he might not even have a chance to activate the power of Awareness in time.

“It"s just killing a cat slave.” Pi Pi laughed mirthlessly. “Surely Father wouldn"t blame me for that?”

Just as the tension in the air became even more intense with both Wheatley and Red Sun profusely breaking out in cold sweat, Zhao Yao suddenly started to back away.

Pi Pi smiled viciously as he asked, “You only want to escape now. Isn"t that a bit too late?”

“Urgh! So smelly!” Zhao Yao covered his nose as he continued backing off. He looked at Pi Pi and said, “Hey big bloke, you"re really disgusting. You just peed in front of everyone. Are you a pervert?”

Pi Pi was stunned for a moment. He immediately felt that something was amiss and looked down at his pants. He did not realize that a huge wet patch had appeared on his crotch and an intense stench of urine came out of it.

“How is this possible?!!!”

“When did I even pee?!”

“But no one attacked me just now.”

“My five senses have been fixed on them all this while. Everyone here did not show any abnormal behavior… Which means…”

“I really peed my pants?!”

At this moment, Pi Pi could not think of any other possible reason to explain how he had wet his pants. He began to suspect himself of peeing in his pants.

Everyone else trying to hold their laughter in while looking confused and curious at the same time, while Zhao Yao just looked at him with contempt. When Pi Pi saw all the looks on their faces, the blood in his body boiled with rage and humiliation as his Awareness exploded with these feelings.

“You rascal! I will tear you apart!” However, the next moment, his face stiffened as he felt around his b.u.t.t. “How is this possible?”

Zhao Yao chuckled as he pointed at Pi Pi and said, “Hey big bloke. Are you thinking, "how is this possible?", again?”

“You!” Pi Pi glared furiously at Zhao Yao. “You did this?”

“Hey hey, don"t blame me.” Zhao Yao waved his hands in denial and said, “Given your abilities, you should be able to easily detect that I didn"t move at all just now. I was just observing your actions and your panicked expression as I smelled a new pungent smell coming from you…”

Zhao Yao pointed at him and said with conviction, “You must have shat in your pants!”

“Ah!!” Pi Pi bellowed in rage as he wanted to charge right up to Zhao Yao and tear him apart. However, his face changed again as he stared at his ballooning pants.

“How is this possible?!” Pi Pi was shrieking in his heart. “Not again?”

“No… this can"t be…” Pi Pi frantically scanned across the astonished, confused and gloating looks in the crowd before him. “My eyes can even see the movement of particles in the air clearly, my skin can detect the gaze of all living beings. In that one minute just now, there was definitely no one who had come near me and no one who activated the power of Awareness. But why…”

“Why is my a.s.s covered in a pile of s.h.i.+t? Did I really s.h.i.+t in my pants?”

“That can"t be… I felt nothing at all… Given the sharpness of the senses of this body, I can even clearly sense the movement in my intestines. If it"s really me… it"s impossible for me to not have any feeling from it. Unless…”

Zhao Yao pointed at Pi Pi and said, “Judging from your bewildered expression, you must have bowel incontinence. Because in severe cases of incontinence, you won"t be able to feel yourself peeing or s.h.i.+tting.”

Pi Pi was stunned beyond words.

Zhao Yao continued, “First it was peeing, then it was s.h.i.+tting. Did you pee in your pants because you were scared when you saw me?”

Seeing the rage in the man"s eyes, Zhao Yao immediately smiled and said, “To have incontinence even with such a strong body, is it because of the mismatch between your Awareness and physique? Is the human or cat who gave you this body doing that responsibly? Is there something wrong with your body now? Will you lose control of yourself and will other problems arise? Will you break down self-destructively eventually?”

Pi Pi"s expression turned even graver as he heard Zhao Yao"s a.n.a.lysis of his situation. When he heard the last sentence, he jumped up with all his might and disappeared in a flash.

“Little cat slave. Just wait, I will come for you next time.”

Looking at Pi Pi who had gone far off, Wheatley and Red Sun finally relaxed.

Wheatley said, “That scared me, Guang Yu. Thank goodness something went wrong with his body and he left.”

Zhao Yao smiled and said, “There"s nothing wrong with his body. I just stuffed dirty things in his pants.”