Am I A God?

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

After Perdition swallowed Roly Poly and Mango, he traveled at high speed and arrived in Jianghai"s rural area.

As he raised up his stomach, Roly Poly sneered as he was immersed in the stomach acid.

“This cat dared to swallow me. He has kicked a steel plate. Project X! Deal with him!”

Roly Roly placed his paw on the stomach wall and got ready to absorb his superpower DNA.

Project X shook his head and said, “He"s a supercat with the power of awareness. I can feel his superpower DNA absorbing energy from other dimensions.”

“Ah!” Roly Poly panicked and said, “Perhaps, he"s Zhao Yao"s new supercat? Zhao Yao"s finally making his move against me? No…” Roly Poly shook his head. “If Zhao Yao wants to deal with me, it won"t be so troublesome…”

Project X said, “Don"t think too much. Coordinate with me to capture his superpower DNA. Let"s deal with this cat first.”

Pom! Mango"s head knocked against Roly Poly"s stomach.

“Why is Mango here?!” Roly Poly was shocked and looked at Mango"s frowning silly look. He consoled Mango and said telepathically, “Don"t be angry Mango. Wait for a while, I"ll bring you out.”

Perdition, who was running continuously, stopped at a wall corner.

He licked his own stomach and was puzzled. “What"s this feeling… is my stomach upset? I"m thinking too much?”

Buzz!

Hearing the intestines in his stomach moving incessantly, Perdition ma.s.saged his tummy. “Am I having a stomachache? Is it because of breakfast? I"ve always felt that the cat ration fed to stray cats is of poor quality…”

Surveying the surroundings, Perdition walked into a small alley and thought, “I"ll find a place to relieve myself.”

Perdition found a corner position and tilted his b.u.t.tocks. As he was about to relieve himself, a meow frightened him and he stood up.

He turned his head and saw an American Shorthair standing on a wall, looking at him unhappily.

Fish Ball looked at Perdition and shouted, “Hey, burly guy, are you pooing indiscriminately?”

Perdition was stunned. If he was human, Perdition would have killed him but he was a cute supercat and Perdition did not harm him.

It was a normal thing to poo but Perdition was labelled by him as being “indiscriminate” so he felt uncomfortable.

Perdition thought for a while then nodded. “You have a problem?”

“Are you pooing indiscriminately? Did you bring along a newspaper? Do you know where to dispose of your poo?” Fish Ball looked at Perdition"s blank look and said angrily, “I know you aren"t prepared! Do you know that indiscriminate pooing is prohibited in Jianghai!”

Perdition said, “Ah?!”

Fish Ball said angrily, “It"s because of a black sheep like you that I was scolded. Recently, there have been cases of poo being thrown indiscriminately in the small district. Was this you?”

Perdition said, “How could I do such a thing? Besides…”

Perdition thought for a while and decided to correct Fish Ball"s way of thinking so that he was not bound by human thoughts. Perdition said, “Indiscriminate… Indiscriminate pooing is in our nature and a G.o.d given right. Why do you follow human rules?”

A charismatic voice filled Fish Ball"s mind. Perdition activated his superpower.

Perdition wanted to change the three of Fish Ball"s beliefs and let him understand that indiscriminate pooing was a cat"s natural rights=.

Fish Ball felt dizzy all of a sudden and thought, “Indiscriminate pooing seems alright… Why aren"t we allowed to poo indiscriminately?”

The cell phone in his backpack rang and Fish Ball woke up. He took out his cell phone and found that someone had sent him Wechat messages.

An uncontrollable person said, “Are you done yet? Why did you go out for such a long time? Are you pooing outside?”

“An uncontrollable person” was Xiao Yu"s new account alias. Seeing Xiao Yu"s message, Fish Ball replied, “No! I saw a cat pooing indiscriminately and I"m correcting him!”

He lifted his head and glared at Perdition as he said, “Hey! If you didn"t bring newspaper, go to the bathroom. Otherwise, I"ll report you.”

Perdition was dumbfounded and activated his superpower. “Why do we have to go to the bathroom? Don"t be bound to human rules. Free your nature and embrace true freedom…”

Fish Ball said, “Why are you full of nonsense? Are you going? I"m calling the cops if you don"t follow the rules. Do you know that this is my territory?”

Perdition looked surprised at Fish Ball. Perdition"s superpower was like using his willpower to break a spoon. The moment it broke, he had changed three of his target"s beliefs.

At this instance, he felt he was trying to break the steel column of a large building.

“His willpower"s strong and he is adamant about proper pooing,” Perdition thought. “Is it because he lost something important due to indiscriminate pooing? So he was unable to let it go?”

Perdition tried to change Fish Ball"s three beliefs but Fish Ball saw Xiao Yu"s figure in his mind.

Seeing that Perdition was not budging, Fish Ball said furiously, “Aren"t you going to the bathroom? I"m calling the cops!”

Perdition did not believe his superpower had failed. He glared at Fish Ball and continued saying, “Think of your nature. Feel your heart. Think of the things that you really want…”

Fish Ball was infuriated. Perdition did not listen to him and even glared at him.

“I would like you to go to the bathroom, why is that difficult? Why are you so uncultured?”

“How could it be?” Perdition was shocked. “Why haven"t his three beliefs been changed?”

Perdition did not know that he received Furless Tribe"s endowment, which was the fusion of awareness and body. Hence he had the power of awareness and a strong body but his superpower did not improve.

Fish Ball had a strong support of the power of awareness and he deflected Perdition"s Change of Three Outlooks superpower.

“I"m getting angry!!” Fish Ball was infuriated and howled into the sky. With his howling, pairs of luminous eyes came from the surrounding walls, bushes, balconies, roof tops, underneath cars to take a look.

Perdition frowned. As he was about to leave, his feet became weak.

Seeing the surrounding cats sizing him up, Perdition felt grave. “This is getting from bad to worse…”

Noodle came barking. After seeing Fish Ball, Noodle shouted, “Fish Ball, why are you howling? Xiao Yu asked me to call you back. You haven"t finished your homework.”

At this moment, Noodle opened his eyes widely as sounds of crackling rang in the air. Fish Ball dodged hurriedly as Perdition pooed indiscriminately. Dark curry contents spurted out, along with Roly Poly and Mango.