Am I A God?

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

Matcha was happily receiving guests at the Cat Wonderland entrance. He could earn commissions from those invited guests.

“It"s a pity Fish Ball and Noodle came here to work instead of spending. I have wasted all my efforts convincing them.” Matcha spat out his saliva when he thought about them. He scolded them in his thoughts. “The two miserly paupers.”

Roly Poly came up and greeted a large orange cat while Matcha was lost in his thoughts. Roly Poly smiled and said, “Brother Fur, what brings you here? Please come in, come in!” He shouted to the interior of the wonderland, “Caesar, why are you standing there? Help usher in the VIP.”

The Ragdoll cat Caesar came forward, smiled at Brother Fur and said, “Brother Fur, please come in!”

This orange cat, Brother Fur, was the Cao Gang"s actual leader. He looked almost like Matcha, who impersonated him and drained the Mao Gang of their money.

Matcha looked at Brother Fur and trembled in fear. Noticing more than ten supercats behind Brother Fur, he turned his head away in terror and thought, “Don"t recognize me… don"t recognize me… don"t recognize me…”

The floret cat behind Brother Fur was walking past Matcha when he looked puzzled and said, “Hey boy, turn your head over here.” He felt that Matcha was someone familiar.

Matcha lowered his voice and said, “My face is full of a skin infection and looks horrible.”

“Skin infection? Let me see.” The floret cat walked up to examine Matcha"s face.

Matcha"s head was dripping cold sweat and he thought, “What shall I do? What shall I do?”

The floret cat turned over Matcha"s face and retreated back in shock. “What are you up to?”

Matcha"s face was covered with a large pile of white fur and looked like a total mess.

The floret cat glanced a few times at Matcha, shook his head and left.

Roly Poly exclaimed in shock as he stroked his b.u.t.tocks. “Who is the villain who plucked my fur?”

Matcha watched Brother Fur and his gang walk deep into the Cat Wonderland and heaved in relief. He removed the white fur that he had plucked from Roly Poly during the Time Freeze and said, “D*mn, today is the first day of business, I do not wish to create trouble so I let them off.”

Matcha"s eyes brightened when he saw the serval cat from the zoo. She was one of his contacted guests.

Matcha walked towards the serval cat and greeted, “Dainty! You have arrived!”

Dainty nodded, looked nervously at the s.h.i.+ny golden door, and said, “Brother Matcha, what is this place about?”

“Cat Wonderland, a place for cats to enjoy. Come in quickly. There is lots of food and entertainment. I am sure you will be pleased.”

“Oh.” Dainty nodded, her eyes showing hesitation and shyness. She would like Matcha to accompany her but was too embarra.s.sed to ask.

Milk Tea came out of nowhere and pounced on Matcha"s back. He said with a merry face, “Brother Matcha, when are you getting off? Let"s play together!”

“Knock it off, I am busy today. Go and play by yourself.”

Dainty looked surprised at Milk Tea and Matcha and thought, “That face! They look almost alike! Are they blood-related? They must be blood-related!” She asked timidly, “Brother Matcha, who is this?”

“My distant cousin Milk Tea from the rural areas, a country b.u.mpkin.”

Dainty looked curiously at Milk Tea and said, “Milk Tea, you are adorable.”

Milk Tea looked warily at Dainty and hid behind Matcha. He could not resist sticking his head out to observe Dainty and said privately to Matcha, “Brother Matcha, shall I ask her for money?”

Matcha was embarra.s.sed and said privately to Milk Tea, “No, no, do not ask money from guests who just arrived. Wait for them to enjoy themselves first.”

Milk Tea nodded earnestly and said, “I understand, Brother Matcha.”

Matcha patted Dainty"s shoulders and said, “Go in quickly Dainty. It is very fun inside.”

Dainty would have liked to chat with Matcha but he was already receiving other guests. She sighed dejectedly and entered the Cat Wonderland.

A bustling and lively atmosphere pervaded the entire Cat Wonderland. The difference with the underground Cat Wonderland was that Zhao Yao had made use of the Headless Horseman ident.i.ty to promote to the supercats that the first day of business was free of charge. Hence, numerous supercats took the opportunity to take advantage of the Headless Horseman.

Dainty saw a sea of cats surrounding a huge arena when she entered. There were two cats fighting on the arena while cats below were cursing, shouting, and smoking catmint with their paws.

This was the Millionaire"s Cat Wonderland underground Cat Fight. All the supercats could make their bets while watching the tournament.

On the arena, Sphynx cat surveyed the surrounding sea of wild cats and sneered at his opponent.

Catmint was provided free to the spectators in the spectator stand. With the stimulation of the catmint, the supercats became even more hysterical.

There were supercats who stayed on the catmint tabletop, smoking catmint while cursing, “Idiot! I will smoke all the catmint till you are broke!” These were obviously supercats who were bullied by Zhao Yao.

Dainty was not interesting in betting and cat fighting so she went downstairs to the second level of the underground Cat Wonderland. Her nose was stung by the catmint dust that pervaded the air. It was so thick that the dust was noticeable by naked eyes.

Dainty looked up and discovered the entire s.p.a.ce populated by cat dwellings, kitty towers and lounge chairs. On them were various supercats who looked high from smoking catmint.

She did not like catmint and held her breath while she ventured one level down.

At the stairway, Cheese, who came to Cat Wonderland as a security guard, fixed his gaze on Dainty and thought, “D*mn, what kind of a cat is that? Never seen her before.”

Because of the opening of Cat Wonderland, Zhao Yao deployed a number of cats as security guards for the six sections. Though his fame was a deterrent against crimes, he had to be prepared for impulsive crimes.

Uncle Ho was in charge of the security for the surface level of Cat Wonderland so n.o.body dared create trouble.

Dainty walked past various internet bars, computer games area, and ma.s.sage section where supercats could enjoy themselves.

Although there were many supercats in Jianghai and a Cat Street available, such a huge and legal entertainment complex like the Millionaire"s Cat Wonderland was not available. With the powerful Headless Horseman watching over the wonderland, no cats dared to create trouble.

Dainty did not understand the reason but she felt that the Cat Wonderland would become livelier and be the main venue for supercats to eat, play, and meet.

That night, in the Extradimensional Belly, a chafing dish was placed on the table as Zhao Yao raised his mug of beer and said, “Everyone, it was hard on you today! The future of the Cat Wonderland will depend on your hard work, let me give everyone a toast.”

The cats were distracted as they clapped their hands. Their eyes were glued on the meat pieces boiling in the chafing dish.

Zhao Yao said, “Next, I am going to say two words…”