Am I A God?

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

“He has come.” Kun Wu muttered. “He has finally come. No supercats are a match for him. He is a natural winner.”

Doll looked very grave and said, “The cat you have been mentioning has come? Do not be frightened Kun Wu. Our robot army is getting stronger. Even if he is stronger than the Headless Horseman, he is also not our match. Even if we don"t defeat him the first time, with the evolution of our progress, it is a matter of time before we defeat him.”

“Yes, I still have you, Doll.” Kun Wu looked at Doll as though she had found a pillar of support. “You are my last hope. Only you can defeat him.”

Doll nodded and said, “Don"t worry.”

Kun Wu shook her head, hugged Doll"s head and said, “You do not understand. Do not let him win. We definitely cannot let him win. I can feel his thoughts and they want to destroy. Besides destruction, there is nothing. There is… nothing…”

…

Meanwhile, Matcha was so enraged that he threw the cell phone on the floor and hammered the screen.

“How could they play like this…”

“Don"t they know how to play the archer?”

“They don"t know how to kill monsters!”

“All my teammates are cheaters?!”

“This matching mechanism is not working!”

After playing Mobile Legends, Matcha was even more enraged than before. “No, I cannot let the catmint bar"s cats off. If the cats at home won"t help me, I will seek help from Zhao Yao!”

Moments later, Matcha sprinted to the fourth level of Cat Wonderland, an area that was under construction and saw Zhao Yao using the Deflective Field to arrange layers of bricks on the ground.

Matcha leaped on Zhao Yao"s body, hugged his thigh, and cried pitifully, “Zhao Yao! Zhao Yao! Your cat was bullied by other cats outside!!”

The cat meow was a heart-rending cry that attracted attention from nearby people.

Zhao Yao frowned and said, “What is it?”

“Cats outside scolded me, gave me a beating and threatened to castrate me!” Matcha cried. “Why are you asking me in such a calm manner? Am I not your cat?!” He started sobbing again.

Zhao Yao scoffed at Matcha and said, “Did you provoke them? Or used my alias to lie and cheat?”

Matcha replied with a face of full of grievances, “Zhao Yao, why don"t you believe your own cat? I didn"t provoke them. It"s them…”

Matcha explained but exaggerated the incident at the catmint bar to Zhao Yao and sobbed. “Zhao Yao! I told them I was protected by the Headless Horseman but they gave me a beating. They are treating you with contempt. If news leaks out, won"t you be a laughing stock for everyone?”

Zhao Yao raised his eyebrows and tapped Matcha"s head as he said, “Who let you use my alias?”

Matcha noticed the raising of eyebrows and was secretly happy as it meant Zhao Yao was piqued so he cried louder, “I overheard them talking about Jianghai"s greatest warrior and I mentioned the Headless Horseman.

I heard them say that Headless Horseman was a timid villain who did not dare to show his face. He was hiding in Jianghai and bullying the cats there. I was indignant and argued with them.”

Matcha rolled his eyeb.a.l.l.s, recalled things he had seen in the catmint bar and cried, “They were smuggling catmint from other places and said that the Headless Horseman was a treacherous dog of the government who supported a despotic policy like catmint prohibition…”

The properly laid bricks exploded and a brick was blown away. Zhao Yao turned his head. His face was grave as he spoke, “Are they really smuggling catmint from other places?”

“Yes, yes.” Matcha shouted. “I tasted it personally. Correction… I saw with my own eyes that they were selling catmint from other places. They used cheap catmint and put it in Dust Ball Catmint packaging to imitate our original Dust Ball Catmint.”

“How dare they do that!” Zhao Yao was furious as he said, “The catmint prohibition was enforced a long time ago and yet there are smugglers selling prohibited catmint? Guards!”

The Dimension Portal opened and more than ten royal cat guards rushed in.

“Matcha, you will lead the royal cat guards to raid this catmint bar.”

“Meow hahahaha.” Matcha swiped his paw and laughed wildly. “Brothers, follow me!” More than 20 supercats followed Matcha.

After sending off Matcha and the guards, Zhao Yao pondered for a while, opened the Extradimensional Belly and shouted at Dust Ball, “You will follow Matcha in secret. He is brash and careless. I am worried he will get into more trouble.”

Dust Ball frowned, opened the Dimension Portal reluctantly and followed them. Cannon came up to Dust Ball, rubbed his hands and asked shyly, “Dust Ball, can you lend me some money?”

“No!”

“My luck is extremely good. I will double what I owe you after I win.”

“I am not you anything!”

“I will forgo my catmint bonus. Will you lend me money from my bonus?”

“All your bonuses have been paid. I am not lending you anything.”

Dust Ball was so bothered by Cannon that she forgot to follow Matcha. She turned her head to look for Matcha but he was already gone.

“He was in such a hurry. Where did he go?”

Matcha brought 20 supercats and barged into the catmint bar. He waved his paw and shouted, “Today, I will wreck this shop. Those who are not involved are to get lost!”

The cats who came to sniff catmint saw the 20 fierce-looking supercats and fled out of fear.

The catmint bar manager, who was an orange cat, came up, pointed at Matcha and shouted, “What do you mean? You dare to create trouble here? Do you know who is the owner of this shop?”

The other workers of the catmint bar came up and looked furiously at Matcha and his guards.

“Humph.” Matcha scoffed at them, looked at his paws and said slowly, “Beat them.”

A gust of autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves outside while 20 supercats gave the helpless catmint bar employees a good trouncing.

Matcha stepped on a cat"s face and laughed arrogantly. “Aren"t you overbearing? Fancy beating me the last time? I dare you to give me a beating again.”

The orange cat on the ground looked fiercely at Matcha and refused to give in. “D*mn fatso, our boss will not let you go.”

Old Cat smiled merrily as he came up and typed furiously, “Master Matcha, take a look at this.”

A few royal cat guards pushed two boxes and opened them, revealing the cash inside.

Matcha was shocked and said, “The money was earned illegally in this shop? Is it that profitable to smuggle catmint?”

“Yes, Master Matcha.” Old Cat finished typing and placed the cell phone next to Matcha"s ear. The phone said softly, “We also found a box of money behind their counter. I have sent it to your cat dwelling.”

“Huh?” Matcha looked astonished at Old Cat and said angrily, “What do you take me for? I hate officials who are corrupt.”

Old Cat thought he had made a mistake when Matcha said, “Send the two boxes of money to my cat dwelling too. I shall account for all the money. All of you are brash and careless. What if you make a mistake in the accounting?”

“Yes, Master Matcha, we will carry all the boxes to your cat dwelling straight away.”

“Hahahaha!” Matcha shouted excitedly. “Continue to search! I want to find all the illegal money earned by this shop.”

The orange cat on the floor cursed in anger. “Filthy thief! You will die a horrible death!” He was stomped a few times by Matcha.

Moments later, a supercat ran out and said excitedly, “My lord, I found a secret room!”

The orange cat on the ground was fearful.

Matcha said happily, “Let"s go, let"s go. A secret room? I shall confiscate all your filthy money earned from the smuggling!”

The orange cat shouted in a shrill voice, “Stop! Fatso, you are in big trouble!”

Matcha stomped him a few times and laughed loudly as he walked to the secret room. He opened his eyes widely at the interior of the room.

Old Cat swallowed his saliva and typed the words that said, “Master Matcha, quickly inform Zhao Yao. This is something we can"t deal with.”

Matcha nodded and took out his cell phone from his bag. As he was typing, a gigantic human hand appeared behind his back and pinched his head. The owner of the hand said, “Orange cat, are you looking for death?”