Next, there were four cottage children now in the court, waiting for sc.r.a.ps.
Mrs. Iden, bustling to and fro like a whirlwind, swept the poor little things into the kitchen and filled two baskets for them with slices of bread and b.u.t.ter, squares of cheese, a beef bone, half a rabbit, a dish of cold potatoes, two bottles of beer from the barrel, odds and ends, and so swept them off again in a jiffy.
Mrs. Iden! Mrs. Iden! you ought to be ashamed of yourself, that is not the way to feed the poor. What _could_ you be thinking of, you ignorant farmer"s wife!
You should go to London, Mrs. Iden, and join a Committee with d.u.c.h.esses and earlesses, and wives of rich City tradesfolk; much more important these than the d.u.c.h.esses, they will teach you manners. They will teach you how to feed the poor with the help of the Rev. Joseph Speechify, and the scientific Dr. Amoeba Bacillus; Joe has Providence at his fingers"
ends, and guides it in the right way; Bacillus knows everything to a particle; with Providence and Science together they _must_ do it properly.
The scientific dinner for the poor must be composed of the principles of food in the right proportion: (1) Alb.u.minates, (2) Hydro-Carbons, (3) Carbo-hydrates. Something juicy coming now!
The scientific dinner consists of haricot beans, or lentil soup, or oatmeal porridge, or vegetable pot-bouilli; say twopence a quart. They can get all the proteids out of that, and lift the requisite foot-tons.
No wasteful bread and b.u.t.ter, no scandalous cheese, no abominable beef bone, no wretched rabbit, no prodigal potatoes, above all, No immoral ale!
There, Mrs. Iden.
Go to the famous Henry Ward Beecher, that shining light and apostle, Mrs. Iden, and read, mark, learn, and inwardly digest what he says:--
"A man who cannot live on bread is not fit to live. A family may live, laugh, love and be happy that eats bread in the morning with good water, and water and good bread at noon, and water and bread at night."
Does that sound like an echo of the voice that ceased on the Cross?
Guilty Mrs Iden, ignorant farmer"s wife; hide your beef and ale, your rabbit and potatoes.
To d.u.c.h.esses and earlesses, and plump City ladies riding in carriages, and all such who eat and drink five times a day, and have six or eight courses at dinner, doubtless once now and then a meal of vegetable pot-bouilli, or oatmeal porridge, or lentil soup (three halfpence a pound lentils), or haricot beans and water would prove a scientifically wholesome thing.
But to those who exist all the week on hunches of dry bread, and not much of that, oatmeal porridge doesn"t seem to come as a luxury. They would like something juicy; good rumpsteak now, with plenty of rich gravy, broad slices from legs of mutton, and foaming mugs of ale. They need something to put fresh blood and warmth into them.
You sometimes hear people remark: "How strange it is--the poor never buy oatmeal, or lentils!"
Of course they don"t; if by any chance they do get a shilling to spend, they like a mutton chop. They have enough of farinaceous fare.
What Mrs. Iden ought to have done had she been scientific, was to have given each of these poor hungry children a nicely printed little pamphlet, teaching them how to cook.
Instead of which, she set all their teeth going; infinitely wicked Mrs.
Iden!
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CHAPTER x.x.xIII.
"YOU must drink it all--every drop," said Amaryllis, masterfully, as Amadis lingered over the gla.s.s of milk she had brought him. He had but half finished it; she insisted, "Come, drink it all." Amadis made an effort, and obeyed.
But his heart was bitter as absinthe.
Everyone else was strong, and hardy, and manly; even the women were manly, they could eat and drink.
Rough-headed Jearje, at the churn, ate hard cheese, and drank ale, and turned the crank at the same time.
Round-headed Bill Nye sat on the form, happily munching cheese, oh so happily! Gabriel (of the Koran) would never believe how happily, sipping his tall quart-mug.
Mrs. Iden bustled to and fro, for all her fifty years, more energetic than all the hamlet put together.
Luce, the maid, had worked since six, and would go on hours longer.
Alere Flamma was smoking and sipping Goliath ale in the summer-house; he could eat, and drink, and walk about as a man should.
Amaryllis was as strong as a young lioness; he had seen her turn the heavy cheese-tub round as if it were a footstool.
He alone was weak, pale, contemptible; unable to eat strong meat; unable to drink strong drink; put down to sip milk as an infant; unable to walk farther than Plum Corner in the garden; unable to ride even; a mere shadow, a thing of contempt.
They told him he was better. There was just a trifle of pink in his face, and he could walk to Plum Corner in the garden without clinging to Amaryllis"s arm, or staying to steady himself and get his balance more than three or four times. He had even ventured a little way up the meadow-path, but it made him giddy to stoop to pick a b.u.t.tercup. They told him he was better; he could eat a very little more, and sip a wine-gla.s.sful of Goliath.
Better! What a mockery to a man who could once row, and ride, and shoot, and walk his thirty miles, and play his part in any sport you chose! It was absinthe to him.
He could not stoop to turn the churn--he had to sip milk in the presence of strong men drinking strong drink; to be despised; the very servant-maid talking of him as in a decline.
And before Amaryllis; before whom he wished to appear a man.
And full of ideas, too; he felt that he had ideas, that he could think, yet he could scarce set one foot safely before the other, not without considering first and feeling his way.
Rough-headed Jearje, without a thought, was as strong as the horses he led in the waggon.
Round-headed Bill Nye, without an idea, could mow all day in the heat of July.
He, with all his ideas, his ambitions, his exalted hopes, his worship of Amaryllis--he was nothing. Less than nothing--a shadow.
To despise oneself is more bitter than absinthe.
Let us go to Al Hariri once again, and hear what he says. The speaker has been very, very ill, but is better:--
And he prostrated himself long in prayer: then raised his head, and said:--
"Despair not in calamities of a gladdening that shall wipe away thy sorrows; For how many a simoom blows, then turns to a gentle breeze, and is changed!
How many a hateful cloud arises, then pa.s.ses away, and pours not forth!
And the smoke of the wood, fear is conceived of it, yet no blaze appears from it; And oft sorrow rises, and straightway sets again.
So be patient when fear a.s.sails, for Time is the Father of Wonders; And hope from the peace of G.o.d blessings not to be reckoned!"