"Always," Lucien replied solemnly. "It is, I am convinced, my best hope of getting an intelligent answer around these parts."
"Truly?" Georges glanced toward the farmhouse. "Could it be that I should tell my chere maman chere maman of your view in this matter? I am sure she would be most interested to learn." of your view in this matter? I am sure she would be most interested to learn."
"I am sure that, if you breathe even a word of it to her, I will break open your head to see if it is altogether empty or just almost," Lucien said. "If I had to guess, I would say you have nothing at all in there, but I could be wrong: you might have some rocks. No sense, certainly."
"Mais non, certainement pas," Georges said. "And do I take after you or after my mother in my senselessness?" Georges said. "And do I take after you or after my mother in my senselessness?"
"I will take after you in a moment-with a hatchet, by choice," Galtier said. "Have you done everything with the livestock that wants doing?"
"Oh, no, not at all," his son answered. "I am always in the habit of quitting work when it is but half done."
"What you are in the habit of is driving me mad," Lucien said. Georges bowed, as if at a considerable compliment. Just then, a motorcar came to a halt beside the farmhouse. Lucien laughed. "Look-here is your brother-in-law. See if you can drive him mad. You have not done it yet, and not from lack of trying."
Dr. Leonard O"Doull seemed to unfold like a carpenter"s rule as he got out of the Ford. Seeing Lucien and Georges, he waved to them and came sauntering over. If the cold, nasty drizzle bothered him, he gave not a sign. "How does it go?" he called around the cigar in his mouth.
"It goes well," Lucien answered. "And with you, how does it go?"
"Well enough," his son-in-law said. "Today is Sat.u.r.day, so I have only a half day to put in at the hospital. I thought I would stop by and say good day before I drove up to town, to Nicole and little Lucien."
"And I am glad to give you good day as well," Lucien said. He glanced toward Georges. They both nodded, ever so slightly. No day on the farm was a half day. Leonard O"Doull was a first-rate fellow. The longer Galtier knew him, the more he thought of him. But one thing O"Doull was not and could never be: a farmer. He did not understand-by the nature of things, he could not understand-how hard the folk of his family by marriage worked.
Georges obliquely referred to that: "With but a half-day"s work today, how can it go only "well enough" for you?"
"Well, for one thing, what does the last day of October mean to you?" O"Doull asked.
Georges scratched his head. So did Lucien Galtier. At last, Lucien said, "It is the even of All Saints Day: all very well, but not a holiday to speak of alongside Easter or the festival of our Lord"s birth."
"The Eve of All Saints Day." O"Doull nodded. "We call it Halloween Halloween in English. We have a custom of celebrating it with costumes and masks and carved pumpkins and parties-and sometimes pranks, too. It is a jolly time, a time of pretended fright." in English. We have a custom of celebrating it with costumes and masks and carved pumpkins and parties-and sometimes pranks, too. It is a jolly time, a time of pretended fright."
"We do not do this here in Quebec," Georges said.
"I know," O"Doull said. "I miss it."
"Halloween." Galtier let the English word roll off his tongue. "I remember, when I was in the Army, the English-speakers had this holiday. But Georges is right: we do not do this in Quebec. I would be amazed if I had thought of it three times in all the years since I came home to my farm."
O"Doull looked unhappy. "Last year, I carved a pumpkin into a jack-o"-lantern"-another English word-"and put it in the window with a candle inside. I won"t do that again. All my neighbors thought I was a pagan. It"s a good thing Bishop Pascal knows about the custom, or there would have been a lot bigger stink than there was."
"You did not tell me about this then," Lucien said. "Nicole did not speak of it, either."
"I think we both felt foolish about it," O"Doull said. "And it was my own fault."
"I know men who go their whole lives without ever saying those words," Lucien remarked.
"They aren"t doctors." His son-in-law spoke with great a.s.surance. "Every doctor in the world knows he has buried patients he should have saved."
"It could be so," Galtier said. "If it is so, why would any man want to become a doctor?"
"Because we also save patients who would be buried without us," Leonard O"Doull said. With what sounded like considerable effort, he changed the subject: "And Tuesday is also a day different here from what it will be in the United States."
"And why is that?" Lucien"s acquaintance with American holidays had begun only with the U.S. occupation of Quebec. He knew it remained incomplete.
"Because on Tuesday, we will vote for our president," O"Doull replied, "and, for the first time in longer than I have been alive, I think the election will be very close." He kicked at the dirt. "And here I am, a resident alien in the Republic of Quebec. All I can do is wait to see what my country does."
"How can the Americans not elect Roosevelt again?" Georges asked. "Behind him, they won the war. Without him, who knows what might have happened?"
"You have reason," O"Doull said. "But the war has been over almost three and a half years now. For me, the war was very fortunate, for without it I would not have met Nicole-nor any of you other fine Galtiers, I make haste to add. But many were hurt, and many who now can vote lost loved ones in the fighting. And there has been endless labor strife since. People may vote for Roosevelt, certainly. But then again, they may not. And no one has ever won a third term as president of the United States."
"For whom would you vote, if you were back in the United States?" Galtier inquired.
"I am not really sure," O"Doull said slowly. "With Roosevelt, I know exactly what the country would be getting. If the Socialists had run Debs again, I would also know what we were getting. But with Sinclair, it is harder to tell. He has the energy of a young man, and, from what I can tell from up here in Quebec, a lot of people think he would lead the United States in a new direction. Maybe that would be good. As I say, it is hard to be sure."
"It will be as it will be," Galtier said with a shrug. "However it is, the United States will still be a large country and the Republic of Quebec a small one. I hope you are not unhappy, having left your country to make your home here."
"Unhappy?" O"Doull shook his head. "It was only a lifetime ago that my ancestors left Ireland for the United States. We have pulled up stakes before, the O"Doulls. I have done it again, that"s all."
Galtier scratched his head. His ancestors had lived not merely in Quebec but on the ground on which he stood since the seventeenth century. Even having his daughter remove to Riviere-du-Loup seemed an uprooting. He could not comprehend how O"Doull talked about one place as if it were good as the next. For him, that would have been a manifest-indeed, an unimaginable-untruth. His son-in-law took it for granted, as a fact of life.
O"Doull said, "Well, I had better head back to town, or Nicole will wonder what has become of me. I hope you get the chance to come up before too long, before the weather gets too bad." He touched the brim of his fedora, then hurried back to his automobile. It roared to life. He drove away.
"American politics," Georges said with a shrug. "I care very little for American politics."
"Had you said this in 1910, you might have shown some sense," his father replied. "In 1910, I knew very little of American politics, but they were important to us even then. Saying it now...well, I chaffed you before for senselessness. If American politics were different, would we have had a war? If American politics were different, would we be living in the Republic of Quebec? If American politics were different, would you have the nephew you have?"
"If American politics were different, I would still have a father who lectures me more than the schoolmasters ever did," Georges said. Lucien made an exasperated noise, but then started to laugh. Georges was as he was. The right wife might whip him into shape, but, on the other hand, he was liable to stay as he was even married to the most somber girl in the neighborhood.
Not that Lucien and Marie intended saddling Georges with the most somber girl in the neighborhood. For one thing, Beatrice Rigaud would bring only a small bridal portion with her. And, for another, Lucien did not think it right to do such a thing to his fun-loving younger son. That reason, though, ran in second place behind the other.
Halloween came and went, unremarked, uncelebrated. Galtier wondered whether Dr. Leonard O"Doull carved a pumpkin for his own family. He would not put it in the window this year-he"d made that very plain.
Two days later, the American elections also came and went. They produced no fanfare that reached Galtier"s farm. Had Lucien not had an American son-in-law, he would not have known on which day they took place. Eventually, he would find out who won: if the news hadn"t got to his farm before then, he"d learn when he went into town.
Marie said, "I have heard that not all American women can vote: it is for them, poor dears, as it was for us in the days before the Republic."
"I do not know anything about whether American women can vote," Lucien replied. He remained unconvinced that granting the franchise to the women of Quebec had been the best idea in the history of the world. But he"d discovered that saying as much to his wife landed him in hotter water than anything this side of announcing he"d taken a mistress. He knew several men who had had taken mistresses, none of them rash enough to announce it. taken mistresses, none of them rash enough to announce it.
"I hope the Americans elect the Socialist," Marie said. "They will be calmer if they do."
"I think they will return Roosevelt," Lucien declared. "Even if he is a Protestant, he is a very great man. And Socialists, from everything I have heard, do not believe in le bon Dieu le bon Dieu at all." at all."
He thought that would change his wife"s mind; she cared far more for the trappings of piety than did he. But she said, "Perhaps le bon Dieu le bon Dieu believes in them," a reply so oracular, Galtier had not the faintest idea how to respond to it. believes in them," a reply so oracular, Galtier had not the faintest idea how to respond to it.
Hal Jacobs said, "What was that song Lord Cornwallis" band played when he had to surrender to the Americans at Yorktown?"
"I haven"t the faintest notion," Nellie Jacobs answered. Her schooling had stopped early. Not only that, Clara was trying to twist out of her arms and land on her head on the bedroom floor. That kept Nellie from thinking as clearly as she might have done.
"Now it will bother me," Hal said. "It is something I used to know, and I am not such an old man that I should be forgetting things." He smiled at Clara. "If I were such an old man, I would not have a little daughter now."
Nellie had not expected he would have a little daughter now. Even more to the point, she hadn"t expected she would have a little daughter now. Had she expected such a thing, she would have taken precautions. She admitted to herself, though, that she did enjoy having Clara around.
Hal snapped his fingers, which made Clara stop wiggling and look to see where the funny noise came from. ""The World Turned Upside Down"!" he exclaimed.
"What, when we had the baby?" Nellie said. "It sure did."
"No, no, no," he answered. "I mean, yes, it did, but no, that is not what I meant." He paused, by all appearances having confused himself. After a moment, he went on, "What I meant was, "The World Turned Upside Down" is the song Cornwallis" band played at the surrender."
"Oh," Nellie said. "Well, why didn"t you say that, if it"s what you meant? And why are you bothering your head about Corn-what"s-his-name in the first place?"
"I wasn"t thinking about Cornwallis so much," Hal said. "I was trying to remember the name of the song. You must admit, it fits the news of the last couple of days."
"Oh," Nellie said. "The election." It hardly seemed real to her: she was disenfranchised not because she was a woman but because she lived in Washington, D.C. Hal hadn"t voted on Tuesday, either, and couldn"t have.
"Yes, the election." He clicked his tongue between his teeth. "When the Democrats lose for the first time since 1880, the world has has turned upside down. And when the Socialists win for the first time ever, it has turned upside down. And when the Socialists win for the first time ever, it has really really turned upside down." turned upside down."
"I suppose it has." Nellie shook her head. "Doesn"t seem right, turning President Roosevelt out of a job after he went and won the war for the United States. I can"t name anybody else who could have done that."
"Dada," Clara said. She said mama mama, too, and Eh-uh Eh-uh, which was intended as the name of her half sister.
"How about it, Hal?" Nellie asked. "Do you think you could have won the war for the United States?" After a moment, she went on, "As a matter of fact, you did go a long way toward winning the war for the USA, at least as far as Washington goes."
Hal waved a hand. He was, Nellie had seen, as modest and self-deprecating a man as had ever been born. That had helped keep her from noticing his many good qualities for longer than she should have. He said, "For one thing, I had the very best of help, of which you were no small part."
"Pooh!" Nellie said.
"Pooh!" Clara echoed. She gurgled and laughed, liking the sound she"d just imitated.
"Pooh!" Nellie repeated, which made Clara laugh again. Nellie continued, "I got a medal I didn"t especially deserve, and you deserved one and never got it."
Hal Jacobs shrugged. "I know what I did. My country knows what I did. I do not need any medals. And besides, if anyone should have won a medal, it was Bill Reach. I was far from the only man who reported to him. He was the one who put everything together and got most of it out. I know you did not much like him, but it is very sad that he did not live to see our victory."
"You"ve said that before," Nellie replied, and dropped it there. She was the only person in the world who knew what had happened to Bill Reach, and she intended to take the secret to the grave with her. As far as she was concerned, he deserved everything she"d given him. But Hal still thought well of him, so she"d kept her own remarks to the fewest she could get away with.
"President Upton Sinclair." Hal, to her relief, went back to the world turning upside down. He shrugged again. "It does not sound like a name that belongs to a president. Presidents are named John or Thomas or Andrew or Theodore. Upton?" He shook his head. "It sounds like a name for a butler, not a president."
"Well, so it does," Nellie said. "We"ve got four years to get used to it, though. By the time 1924 rolls around, it"ll seem natural enough."
"I suppose it may," Hal admitted. "By then, I hope the country will be sick of it, and will vote him out of office and put in a good Democrat with a nice, ordinary name."
"Maybe it won"t be so bad." Nellie slid a finger under the edge of Clara"s diaper. "Oh, good-you"re dry." She sat down at the edge of the bed and began to bounce the baby gently up and down. "Come on, sweetheart, time for you to go to sleep."
"Time for you to go to sleep so your mother and father can go to sleep," Hal added. He yawned. "I had forgotten how much sleep you lose when a baby is small."
"So had I," Nellie said. "And the other thing is, I need sleep more now than I did when Edna was little. I"m not as young as I used to be, and boy, does Clara let me know it." She glanced warily down at her daughter, whose eyelids were fighting a losing battle against sliding shut. "Shh. I think she is going to drop off."
Only after Nellie had put the baby in the cradle that made the bedroom crowded did Hal say, "You are still young and beautiful to me, my dear Nellie. You always will be."
"Pooh!" Nellie said once more. She knew why men talked that way: to get women to go to bed with them. Any woman who believed such blandishments was almost enough of a fool to deserve what she would a.s.suredly get. So a hard lifetime of experience had taught Nellie. But living with and listening to Hal were giving her occasional second thoughts.
She was too tired to indulge in second thoughts now, or even first ones. She let herself collapse onto the bed. Had she lain there for even a couple of minutes, she would have fallen asleep without changing into nightclothes. She"d done that a couple of times, on days when Clara was teething or sick or just ornery. Falling asleep in a corset was impressive proof of what exhaustion could do.
Tonight, though, she decided she wanted to be free of lacing and steel rods. With a weary sigh, she got to her feet, took off her skirt and shirtwaist, and escaped from the corset. A wool flannel nightgown went over her like a friendly, comfortable tent. Hal put on not only a nightshirt only a bit shorter than her gown but also a wool nightcap with a ta.s.sel. No cold breezes would take him by surprise.
"Good night," he said as he and Nellie crawled under the covers. "I hope little Clara will let us sleep till morning."
She did. She did more often than not these days, a blessed relief from the first few weeks after she"d come home from the hospital. Still, the nights when she didn"t were appalling enough to make up for a lot of the ones when she did.
But she woke the next day so smiling and cheerful, Nellie smiled, too, even before she"d had breakfast or, more important, coffee. She gave Clara her breast. The baby was taking cereal these days, and other solid food as well, but still enjoyed starting the day at the same old stand.
Nellie changed her-she emphatically needed it now-slapped powder on her bottom with a puff, and took her downstairs after getting dressed herself. She let Clara crawl and toddle around while she built up the fire in the stove and got the first pot of coffee going. She and Hal and Edna would split that one; customers got what came afterwards.
"Quiet night, thank G.o.d," Edna said when she came down a few minutes later. Living across the hall from a baby wasn"t that much different from living in the same room as one. Edna started toasting bread, and melted b.u.t.ter in a frying pan to do up eggs for herself and her mother and stepfather. In another pan, she fried ham steaks in bacon grease left over from the day before. Hal Jacobs came down in time to eat before anything got cold, but too late to keep Nellie and Edna from teasing him about dawdling.
He was about to go across the street and open up his shoemaker"s establishment when a fancy motorcar pulled to a stop in front of the coffeehouse Nellie ran. The driver hurried to open the door for his pa.s.senger, a portly gentlemen of late middle years. The fellow headed for the coffeehouse door.
"Lord, Ma," Edna breathed, "will you look at that? It"s the president. He"s coming here again."
Nellie s.n.a.t.c.hed up Clara, who howled in outrage at not getting the chance to eat the tasty-looking piece of dust she"d picked up. "Hush, you," Nellie whispered sternly, which did no good at all.
In came Theodore Roosevelt. "Good morning, Miss Semphroch," he said, bowing to Edna. He turned to Nellie. "And good morning to you, Mrs.-Jacobs. Ha! I got it right, by jingo!" He looked pleased with himself. "Good morning to you, too, Mr. Jacobs," he told Hal. "You have a lovely daughter here. Congratulations."
"Thank you, your Excellency," Nellie and Hal said together. Hal went on, "A great shame the election went against you, sir."
"The people have spoken," Roosevelt said. "It"s another case of what Austria told Russia after the Russians saved their bacon in 1848: "We shall astonish the world by our ingrat.i.tude." Astonish it they did, by not helping the Czar in the Crimean War. Now we have a similar example on our own side of the Atlantic. But the country will survive it-I have great faith in the United States-and I shall, too."
"What will you do?" Nellie asked.
"I don"t precisely know," Roosevelt answered. "Hunt big game, perhaps, or fly an aeroplane-maybe I shall hunt big game from from an aeroplane. That might be jolly. But it"s not why I came here today." an aeroplane. That might be jolly. But it"s not why I came here today."
Edna gave him a cup of coffee. "Why did you come today, sir?" she asked.
Today, Roosevelt was without bodyguards. No-Nellie corrected herself. Today, the guards had not come into the coffeehouse. A couple of them paced outside, watchdogs in homburgs and fedoras. Roosevelt reached into his waistcoat and pulled out a small, felt-covered box. "I have here a token of appreciation for the signal service Mr. Jacobs rendered his country during the late war. This is a Distinguished Service Medal-I pulled some strings to get the War Department to issue it, since Mr. Jacobs was not formally in the Army during the war. But they humored me in this matter: one of the few advantages of lame-duckhood I have as yet discovered."
Nellie clapped her hands together in delight. So did Edna. Hal Jacobs turned red. He said, "Mr. President, I thought I made it perfectly clear I wanted no special recognition for any small things I may have done."
"You did," Roosevelt said. "I"m ignoring you. There-another advantage of lame-duckhood: I don"t have to listen to anyone if I don"t feel like it, not any more. You"ll take your medal and you"ll be a hero, Mr. Jacobs, and if you don"t happen to care for it, too bad. What do you think of that?"
"He thinks it"s splendid!" Nellie exclaimed. Hal Jacobs gave her a dirty look. She didn"t care. She didn"t care a bit. If a wife couldn"t speak for a husband when he needed speaking for, what good was she? None at all, as far as Nellie could see.
Arthur McGregor shooed a hen off her nest and grabbed the egg she had laid. The hen"s furious squawks and flutterings said she was convinced he"d murdered part of her immediate family. She was right-he had, or would as soon as Maude got around to cooking the egg. McGregor had had a member of his immediate family murdered, too. It gave him some sympathy for the hen...but not enough to keep him from robbing her nest.
He slipped a china egg in there and let the hen return. She kept on fussing for a moment or two. Then she discovered the subst.i.tute. Her clucks changed from outrage to contentment. She settled down and began to brood an egg that would not hatch even on Judgment Day.
A scowl on his face, McGregor went on to the next nest. No one had given him any kind of subst.i.tute for Alexander. He wished he were as stupid as a chicken, so that a photograph might fool him into thinking he still had a son. Unfortunately, he knew better.
All he could hope for was revenge. The scowl grew deeper. "I couldn"t even get that," he growled, knocking the next hen out of her nest with a backhand blow that almost broke her fool neck. She had no eggs in the nest, so he might as well have done her in.