For the next three days, at intervals, he returned to the charge. He bored me to death with his platinum and his rubies. He didn"t want a capitalist who would personally exploit the thing; he would prefer to do it all on his own account, giving the capitalist preference debentures of his bogus company, and a lien on the concession. I listened and smiled; I listened and yawned; I listened and was rude; I ceased to listen at all; but still he droned on with it. I fell asleep on the steamer one day, and woke up in ten minutes to hear him droning yet, "And the yield of platinum per ton was certified to be-" I forget how many pounds, or ounces, or pennyweights. These details of a.s.says have ceased to interest me: like the man who "didn"t believe in ghosts," I have seen too many of them.
The fresh-faced little curate and his wife, however, were quite different people. He was a cricketing Oxford man; she was a breezy Scotch la.s.s, with a wholesome breath of the Highlands about her. I called her "White Heather." Their name was Brabazon. Millionaires are so accustomed to being beset by harpies of every description, that when they come across a young couple who are simple and natural, they delight in the purely human relation. We picnicked and went excursions a great deal with the honeymooners. They were so frank in their young love, and so proof against chaff, that we all really liked them. But whenever I called the pretty girl "White Heather," she looked so shocked, and cried: "Oh, Mr. Wentworth!" Still, we were the best of friends. The curate offered to row us in a boat on the lake one day, while the Scotch la.s.sie a.s.sured us she could take an oar almost as well as he did. However, we did not accept their offer, as row-boats exert an unfavourable influence upon Amelia"s digestive organs.
"Nice young fellow, that man Brabazon," Sir Charles said to me one day, as we lounged together along the quay; "never talks about advowsons or next presentations. Doesn"t seem to me to care two pins about promotion. Says he"s quite content in his country curacy; enough to live upon, and needs no more; and his wife has a little, a very little, money. I asked him about his poor to-day, on purpose to test him: these parsons are always trying to screw something out of one for their poor; men in my position know the truth of the saying that we have that cla.s.s of the population always with us. Would you believe it, he says he hasn"t any poor at all in his parish! They"re all well-to-do farmers or else able-bodied labourers, and his one terror is that somebody will come and try to pauperise them. "If a philanthropist were to give me fifty pounds to-day for use at Empingham," he said, "I a.s.sure you, Sir Charles, I shouldn"t know what to do with it. I think I should buy new dresses for Jessie, who wants them about as much as anybody else in the village-that is to say, not at all." There"s a parson for you, Sey, my boy. Only wish we had one of his sort at Seldon."
"He certainly doesn"t want to get anything out of you," I answered.
That evening at dinner a queer little episode happened. The man with the eyebrows began talking to me across the table in his usual fashion, full of his wearisome concession on the Upper Amazons. I was trying to squash him as politely as possible, when I caught Amelia"s eye. Her look amused me. She was engaged in making signals to Charles at her side to observe the little curate"s curious sleeve-links. I glanced at them, and saw at once they were a singular possession for so un.o.btrusive a person. They consisted each of a short gold bar for one arm of the link, fastened by a tiny chain of the same material to what seemed to my tolerably experienced eye-a first-rate diamond. Pretty big diamonds, too, and of remarkable shape, brilliancy, and cutting. In a moment I knew what Amelia meant. She owned a diamond riviere, said to be of Indian origin, but short by two stones for the circ.u.mference of her tolerably ample neck. Now, she had long been wanting two diamonds like these to match her set; but owing to the unusual shape and antiquated cutting of her own gems, she had never been able to complete the necklet, at least without removing an extravagant amount from a much larger stone of the first water.
The Scotch la.s.sie"s eyes caught Amelia"s at the same time, and she broke into a pretty smile of good-humoured amus.e.m.e.nt. "Taken in another person, d.i.c.k, dear!" she exclaimed, in her breezy way, turning to her husband. "Lady Vandrift is observing your diamond sleeve-links."
"They"re very fine gems," Amelia observed incautiously. (A most unwise admission if she desired to buy them.)
But the pleasant little curate was too transparently simple a soul to take advantage of her slip of judgment. "They are good stones," he replied; "very good stones-considering. They"re not diamonds at all, to tell you the truth. They"re best old-fashioned Oriental paste. My great-grandfather bought them, after the siege of Seringapatam, for a few rupees, from a Sepoy who had looted them from Tippoo Sultan"s palace. He thought, like you, he had got a good thing. But it turned out, when they came to be examined by experts, they were only paste-very wonderful paste; it is supposed they had even imposed upon Tippoo himself, so fine is the imitation. But they are worth-well, say, fifty shillings at the utmost."
While he spoke Charles looked at Amelia, and Amelia looked at Charles. Their eyes spoke volumes. The riviere was also supposed to have come from Tippoo"s collection. Both drew at once an identical conclusion. These were two of the same stones, very likely torn apart and disengaged from the rest in the melee at the capture of the Indian palace.
"Can you take them off?" Sir Charles asked blandly. He spoke in the tone that indicates business.
"Certainly," the little curate answered, smiling. "I"m accustomed to taking them off. They"re always noticed. They"ve been kept in the family ever since the siege, as a sort of valueless heirloom, for the sake of the picturesqueness of the story, you know; and n.o.body ever sees them without asking, as you do, to examine them closely. They deceive even experts at first. But they"re paste, all the same; unmitigated Oriental paste, for all that."
He took them both off, and handed them to Charles. No man in England is a finer judge of gems than my brother-in-law. I watched him narrowly. He examined them close, first with the naked eye, then with the little pocket-lens which he always carries. "Admirable imitation," he muttered, pa.s.sing them on to Amelia. "I"m not surprised they should impose upon inexperienced observers."
But from the tone in which he said it, I could see at once he had satisfied himself they were real gems of unusual value. I know Charles"s way of doing business so well. His glance to Amelia meant, "These are the very stones you have so long been in search of."
The Scotch la.s.sie laughed a merry laugh. "He sees through them now, d.i.c.k," she cried. "I felt sure Sir Charles would be a judge of diamonds."
Amelia turned them over. I know Amelia, too; and I knew from the way Amelia looked at them that she meant to have them. And when Amelia means to have anything, people who stand in the way may just as well spare themselves the trouble of opposing her.
They were beautiful diamonds. We found out afterwards the little curate"s account was quite correct: these stones had come from the same necklet as Amelia"s riviere, made for a favourite wife of Tippoo"s, who had presumably as expansive personal charms as our beloved sister-in-law"s. More perfect diamonds have seldom been seen. They have excited the universal admiration of thieves and connoisseurs. Amelia told me afterwards that, according to legend, a Sepoy stole the necklet at the sack of the palace, and then fought with another for it. It was believed that two stones got spilt in the scuffle, and were picked up and sold by a third person-a looker-on-who had no idea of the value of his booty. Amelia had been hunting for them for several years to complete her necklet.
"They are excellent paste," Sir Charles observed, handing them back. "It takes a first-rate judge to detect them from the reality. Lady Vandrift has a necklet much the same in character, but composed of genuine stones; and as these are so much like them, and would complete her set, to all outer appearance, I wouldn"t mind giving you, say, 10 pounds for the pair of them."
Mrs. Brabazon looked delighted. "Oh, sell them to him, d.i.c.k," she cried, "and buy me a brooch with the money! A pair of common links would do for you just as well. Ten pounds for two paste stones! It"s quite a lot of money."
She said it so sweetly, with her pretty Scotch accent, that I couldn"t imagine how d.i.c.k had the heart to refuse her. But he did, all the same.
"No, Jess, darling," he answered. "They"re worthless, I know; but they have for me a certain sentimental value, as I"ve often told you. My dear mother wore them, while she lived, as ear-rings; and as soon as she died I had them set as links in order that I might always keep them about me. Besides, they have historical and family interest. Even a worthless heirloom, after all, is an heirloom."
Dr. Hector Macpherson looked across and intervened. "There is a part of my concession," he said, "where we have reason to believe a perfect new Kimberley will soon be discovered. If at any time you would care, Sir Charles, to look at my diamonds-when I get them-it would afford me the greatest pleasure in life to submit them to your consideration."
Sir Charles could stand it no longer. "Sir," he said, gazing across at him with his sternest air, "if your concession were as full of diamonds as Sindbad the Sailor"s valley, I would not care to turn my head to look at them. I am acquainted with the nature and practice of salting." And he glared at the man with the overhanging eyebrows as if he would devour him raw. Poor Dr. Hector Macpherson subsided instantly. We learnt a little later that he was a harmless lunatic, who went about the world with successive concessions for ruby mines and platinum reefs, because he had been ruined and driven mad by speculations in the two, and now recouped himself by imaginary grants in Burmah and Brazil, or anywhere else that turned up handy. And his eyebrows, after all, were of Nature"s handicraft. We were sorry for the incident; but a man in Sir Charles"s position is such a mark for rogues that, if he did not take means to protect himself promptly, he would be for ever overrun by them.
When we went up to our salon that evening, Amelia flung herself on the sofa. "Charles," she broke out in the voice of a tragedy queen, "those are real diamonds, and I shall never be happy again till I get them."
"They are real diamonds," Charles echoed. "And you shall have them, Amelia. They"re worth not less than three thousand pounds. But I shall bid them up gently."
So, next day, Charles set to work to higgle with the curate. Brabazon, however, didn"t care to part with them. He was no money-grubber, he said. He cared more for his mother"s gift and a family tradition than for a hundred pounds, if Sir Charles were to offer it. Charles"s eye gleamed. "But if I give you two hundred!" he said insinuatingly. "What opportunities for good! You could build a new wing to your village school-house!"
"We have ample accommodation," the curate answered. "No, I don"t think I"ll sell them."
Still, his voice faltered somewhat, and he looked down at them inquiringly.
Charles was too precipitate.
"A hundred pounds more or less matters little to me," he said; "and my wife has set her heart on them. It"s every man"s duty to please his wife-isn"t it, Mrs. Brabazon?-I offer you three hundred."
The little Scotch girl clasped her hands.
"Three hundred pounds! Oh, d.i.c.k, just think what fun we could have, and what good we could do with it! Do let him have them."
Her accent was irresistible. But the curate shook his head.
"Impossible," he answered. "My dear mother"s ear-rings! Uncle Aubrey would be so angry if he knew I"d sold them. I daren"t face Uncle Aubrey."
"Has he expectations from Uncle Aubrey?" Sir Charles asked of White Heather.
Mrs. Brabazon laughed. "Uncle Aubrey! Oh, dear, no. Poor dear old Uncle Aubrey! Why, the darling old soul hasn"t a penny to bless himself with, except his pension. He"s a retired post captain." And she laughed melodiously. She was a charming woman.
"Then I should disregard Uncle Aubrey"s feelings," Sir Charles said decisively.
"No, no," the curate answered. "Poor dear old Uncle Aubrey! I wouldn"t do anything for the world to annoy him. And he"d be sure to notice it."
We went back to Amelia. "Well, have you got them?" she asked.
"No," Sir Charles answered. "Not yet. But he"s coming round, I think. He"s hesitating now. Would rather like to sell them himself, but is afraid what "Uncle Aubrey" would say about the matter. His wife will talk him out of his needless consideration for Uncle Aubrey"s feelings; and to-morrow we"ll finally clench the bargain."
Next morning we stayed late in our salon, where we always breakfasted, and did not come down to the public rooms till just before dejeuner, Sir Charles being busy with me over arrears of correspondence. When we did come down the concierge stepped forward with a twisted little feminine note for Amelia. She took it and read it. Her countenance fell. "There, Charles," she cried, handing it to him, "you"ve let the chance slip. I shall never be happy now! They"ve gone off with the diamonds."
Charles seized the note and read it. Then he pa.s.sed it on to me. It was short, but final:-
"Thursday, 6 a.m.
"DEAR LADY VANDRIFT-Will you kindly excuse our having gone off hurriedly without bidding you good-bye? We have just had a horrid telegram to say that d.i.c.k"s favourite sister is dangerously ill of fever in Paris. I wanted to shake hands with you before we left-you have all been so sweet to us-but we go by the morning train, absurdly early, and I wouldn"t for worlds disturb you. Perhaps some day we may meet again-though, buried as we are in a North-country village, it isn"t likely; but in any case, you have secured the grateful recollection of Yours very cordially, JESSIE BRABAZON.
"P.S.-Kindest regards to Sir Charles and those dear Wentworths, and a kiss for yourself, if I may venture to send you one."
"She doesn"t even mention where they"ve gone," Amelia exclaimed, in a very bad humour.
"The concierge may know," Isabel suggested, looking over my shoulder.
We asked at his office.
Yes, the gentleman"s address was the Rev. Richard Peploe Brabazon, Holme Bush Cottage, Empingham, Northumberland.
Any address where letters might be sent at once, in Paris?