I ordered the taxi closed and we returned to the hotel. The hall porter drew me on one side confidentially.
"Mr. Bundercombe and the other gentleman, sir," he announced, "are waiting for you in the bar."
CHAPTER X--A BROKEN PARTNERSHIP
By what certainly seemed to be, at the time, a stroke of evil fortune, I invited Mrs. Bundercombe and Eve to lunch with me at Prince"s restaurant a few days after our return from the country. Mrs. Bundercombe was graciously pleased to accept my invitation; but she did not think it necessary to alter in any way her usual style of dress for the occasion.
We sailed into Prince"s, therefore--Eve charming in a lemon-colored foulard dress and a black toque; Mrs. Bundercombe in an Okata dressmaker"s conception of a tailor-made gown in some hard, steel-ray material, and a hat whose imperfections were perhaps mercifully hidden by a veil, which, instead of providing a really reasonable excuse for its existence by concealing some portion of Mrs. Bundercombe"s features, streamed down behind her nearly to her feet.
The _maitre d"hotel_ who welcomed me and showed to our table found his little flow of small talk arrested by that first glimpse of our companion.
He accepted my orders in a chastened manner, and I noticed his eyes straying every now and then, as though in fearsome fascination, to Mrs.
Bundercombe, who was sitting very upright at the table, with her bony fingers stretched out and a good deal of gold showing in her teeth as she talked with Eve in a high nasal voice concerning the absurd food invariably offered in English restaurants.
Then suddenly her flow of language ceased--the bomb-sh.e.l.l fell! Mrs.
Bundercombe"s face became unlike anything I have ever seen or dreamed of.
Even Eve"s eyes were round and her expression dubious. I turned my head.
Some three tables away Mr. Bundercombe was lunching with a young lady--a stranger to us all She was not only a stranger to us all but, though she was remarkably good looking, there were indications that she scarcely belonged to our world.
All three of us remained silent for a moment. Then I coughed and took up the wine list.
"What should you like to drink, Mrs. Bundercombe?" I asked in attempted unconcern.
Mrs. Bundercombe adjusted her spectacles severely and transferred her regard to me. I felt somehow as though I were back at school and had been discovered in some ignominious escapade.
"You are aware, Paul," she replied, "that I drink nothing save a gla.s.s of hot water after my meal. The subject of drink does not interest me. I appeal to you now as a future member of the family: Fetch Mr. Bundercombe here!"
I shook my head.
"Mrs. Bundercombe," I said, leaning over the table, "your husband during his stay in London plunged freely into the Bohemian life of our city. I will answer for it that he did so simply in pursuance of that hobby of which we all know. I am convinced----"
"Paul," Mrs. Bundercombe interrupted, her voice if possible a little more nasal even than usual, "will you fetch Mr. Bundercombe here, or must I rise from my seat in a public place and remove him myself from--from that hussy?"
I appealed to Eve.
"Eve," I begged, "please reason with your stepmother. There are certain situations in life that can be faced in one way only. Mrs. Bundercombe will no doubt have a few words to say to her husband on his return. Let her keep them until then."
"Paul is right!" Eve declared. "Do take our advice!" she continued, turning to her stepmother. "Let us eat our luncheon quite calmly. I am perfectly certain dad will have some very good reason to give for his presence here with that young lady."
Mrs. Bundercombe rose to her feet. I hastened to follow her example. We stood confronting one another.
"It is either you or I, Paul!" she insisted.
"Then it had better be myself," I groaned.
I deposited my napkin on the table and made my way toward Mr. Bundercombe.
I smiled pleasantly at him and bowed apologetically toward his companion.
"Sorry," I said under my breath, "but I am afraid Mrs. Bundercombe means to make trouble!"
Mr. Bundercombe looked at me with a gloriously blank expression. His manner was not without dignity.
"I regret to hear," he replied, "that any person by the name of Mrs.
Bundercombe is looking for trouble. I scarcely see, however, how I am concerned in the matter. You have the advantage of me, sir!"
I stared at him and stooped a little lower.
"She"s tearing mad!" I whispered. "You don"t want a scene. Couldn"t you make an excuse and slip away?"
Mr. Bundercombe frowned at me. He glanced at the young lady as though seeking for some explanation.
"Is this young gentleman known to you, Miss Blanche?" he inquired.
She set down her gla.s.s and shook her head.
"Never saw him before in my life!" she declared. "What"s worrying him?"
"Hitherto," Mr. Bundercombe said, "my somewhat unusual personal appearance has kept me from an adventure of this sort, but I clearly understand that I am now being mistaken for some one else. Your references to a Mrs.
Bundercombe, sir, are Greek to me. My name is Parker--Mr. Joseph H.
Parker."
"Do you mean to keep this up?" I protested.
Mr. Bundercombe beckoned to the _maitre d"hotel_ who came hastily to his side.
"Do you know this gentleman?" he asked.
The _maitre d"hotel_ bowed.
"Certainly, sir," he answered, with a questioning glance toward me. "This is Mr. Walmsley."
"Then will you take Mr. Walmsley back to his place?" Mr. Bundercombe begged. "He persists in mistaking me for some one else. I am not complaining, mind," he added affably; "no complaint whatever! I am quite sure the young gentleman is genuinely mistaken and does not mean to be in any way offensive. Only my digestion is not what it should be and these little _contretemps_ in the middle of luncheon are disturbing. Run away, sir, please!" he concluded, waving his hand toward me.
The _maitre d"hotel_ looked at me and I looked at the _maitre d"hotel_.
Then I glanced at Mr. Bundercombe, who remained quite unruffled. Finally I bowed slightly toward the young lady and returned to my place.
"Well?" Mrs. Bundercombe snapped.
"It seems," I said, "that we were mistaken. That isn"t Mr. Bundercombe at all."
Mrs. Bundercombe"s face was a study.
"Is this a jest?" she demanded severely.
"I wish it were," I replied. "Anyhow, Mrs. Bundercombe, you must really excuse me, but there is nothing more I can do. The gentleman whom I addressed insisted upon it that his name was Mr. Joseph H. Parker. No doubt he was right. These likenesses are sometimes very deceptive," I added feebly.