"Change my what?" I asked him.
"Change your platform--or whatever you call it! You"re on the wrong horse, Paul, my boy. Even your own agent admits it--though I never mentioned your name at first or told him who I was. All the people round here with votes are farmers, agricultural laborers and small shopkeepers. Your platform"s of no use to them."
"Well, that"s what we"ve got to find out!" I protested. "Personally, I am convinced that it is."
"Now look here!" Mr. Bundercombe argued; "these chaps, though they seem stupid enough, are all out for themselves. They want to vote for what"s going to make life easier for them. What"s the good of sticking it into "em about the Empire! Between you and me I don"t think they care a fig for it. Then all this talk about military service----Gee! They ain"t big enough for it! Disestablishment too--what do they care about that! You let me write your address for you. Promise "em a land bill. Promise them the food on their tables at a bit less. Stick something in about a reduction in the price of beer. I"ve seen the other chap"s address and it"s a corker! Mostly lies, but thundering good ones. You let me touch yours up a bit."
"Where have you been?" I asked, a strange misgiving stealing into my mind.
"Have you been talking to Mr. Ansell like this?"
"Ansell? No! Who"s he?" Mr. Bundercombe inquired.
"My agent."
Mr. Bundercombe shook his head.
"Chap I palled up with was called Harrison."
I groaned.
"You"ve been to the other fellow"s agent," I told him; "the agent for the Radical candidate."
Mr. Bundercombe whistled.
"You don"t say!" he murmured. "Well, I"ll tell you what it is, Paul, there are no flies on that chap! He"s a real nippy little worker--that"s what he is! If you take my advice," he went on persuasively, "you"ll swap. We"ll make it worth his while to come over. I"ve seen your Mr. Ansell--if that"s his name. I saw the name on a bra.s.s plate and I saw him come out of his office--stiff, starched sort of chap, with a thin face and gray side whiskers!"
"That"s the man," I admitted. "He and his father before him, and his grandfather, have been solicitors to my people for I don"t know how many years!"
"He looked it!" Mr. Bundercombe declared. "A withered old skunk, if ever there was one! You want a live man to see you through this, Paul. You let me go down and sound Harrison this afternoon. No reason that I can see why we shouldn"t use this fellow"s address, too, if we can make terms with him."
"Look here!" I said. "Politics over on this side don"t admit of such violent changes. My address is in the printer"s hands and I"ve got to stick to it; and Ansell will have to be my agent whatever happens. It isn"t all talk that wins these elections. The Walmsleys are well known in the county and we"ve done a bit for the country during the last hundred years. This other fellow--Horrocks, his name is--has never been near the place before. I grant you he"s going to promise a lot of very interesting things, but that"s been going on just a little too long. The people have had enough of that sort of thing. I think you"ll find they"ll put more trust in the little we can promise than in that rigmarole of Harrison"s."
Mr. Bundercombe shook his head doubtfully.
"Well," he sighed, "I"m only on the outside edge of this thing yet. I must give it another morning."
We had a pleasant luncheon party, at which Mr. Bundercombe was introduced to some of my supporters, with whom--as he usually did with every one--he soon made himself popular. Eve and I then made our first little effort at canva.s.sing. Eve"s methods differed from her father"s.
"I am so sorry," she said as she shook hands with a very influential but very doubtful voter of the farmer cla.s.s, "but I don"t know anything about English politics; so I can"t talk to you about it as I"d like to. But you know I am going to marry Mr. Walmsley and come to live here, and it would be so nice to feel that all my friends had voted for him. If you have a few minutes to spare, Mr. Brown, would you please tell me just where you don"t agree with Paul? I should so much like to hear, because he tells me that if once you were on his side he would feel almost comfortable."
Mr. Brown, who had always met my advances with a grim taciturnity that made conversation exceedingly difficult, proceeded to dissertate upon one or two of the vexed questions of the day. I ventured to put in a few words now and then, and after a time he invited us in to tea. When we left he was more gracious than I had ever known him to be.
"And you must vote for Mr. Walmsley!" Eve declared at the end of her little speech of thanks, "because I want so much to have you come and take tea with me on the Terrace at the House of Commons--and I can"t unless Paul is a member, can I?"
"Bribery and corruption!" Mr. Brown laughed. "However, we"ll see.
Certainly I have been very much pleased to hear Mr. Walmsley"s views upon several matters. When did you say the village meeting was, Mr. Walmsley?"
"Thursday night," I replied.
"Well, I"ll come," he promised.
"You"ll take the chair?" I begged. "Nothing could do me more good than that; and I feel sure, if you look at things----" I was going to be very eloquent, but Eve interrupted me.
"Let me sit next to you, please," she said, looking up at him with her large, unusually innocent eyes.
"Oh, well--if you like!" Mr. Brown a.s.sented.
We drove off down the avenue in complete silence. When we had turned the corner Eve gave a little sigh.
"Paul," she declared, "I don"t think there"s anything I"ve ever come across in my life that"s half so much fun as electioneering! Please take me to the next most difficult."
If Eve was a success, however, Mr. Bundercombe was to turn out a great disappointment. He came home a little later for dinner, looking very gloomy.
"Paul," he said, as we met for a moment in the smoking room, "Paul, I"ve sad news for you."
"I am sorry to hear it," I replied.
"I"ve looked into this little matter of politics," he continued; "I"ve looked into it as thoroughly as I can and I can"t support you. You"re on the wrong side, my boy! I"ve shaken hands with Mr. Horrocks, and that"s the man who"ll get the votes in this const.i.tuency. I"ve promised to do what I can to help him."
I was a little taken aback.
"You"re not in earnest!" I exclaimed.
"Dead earnest!" Mr. Bundercombe regretted.
"The chap"s convinced me. I feel it"s up to me to lend him a hand."
"But surely," I expostulated, "even if you cannot see your way clear to help me, there"s no need for you to go over to the enemy like this! You"re not obliged to interfere in the election at all, are you?"
Mr. Bundercombe sighed.
"Matter of principle with me!" he explained. "I must be doing something. I can"t canva.s.s for you. I"ll have to look round a bit for the other chap."
"I really don"t see," I began, just a little annoyed, "why you should feel called upon to interfere in an English election at all, unless it is to help a friend."
Mr. Bundercombe looked at me and solemnly winked!
"Say, that"s the dinner gong!" he announced cheerfully. "Let"s be getting in."
"But I don"t quite understand----"
Mr. Bundercombe repeated the wink upon a smaller scale. I followed him into the drawing-room, still in the dark as to his exact political position.
The movements of my prospective father-in-law were, for the next few days, wrapped in a certain mystery. He arrived home one evening, however, in a state of extreme indignation. As usual when anything had happened to upset him he came to look for me in the library.
"My boy," he said, "of all the G.o.d-forsaken, out-of-the-world, benighted holes, this Bildborough of yours absolutely takes the cake! For sheer ignorance --for sheer, thick-headed, b.u.mptious, arrogant ignorance--give me your farmers!"
"What"s wrong?" I asked him.