"What is a Dormouse anyhow?" asked Tom, to whom it now occurred for the first time that he had never seen a Dormouse.
"Ho!" jeered Righty, as Tom asked the question. "The idea of not knowing what a Dormouse is!"
"He"s a mouse with a door to him, of course," said Lefty.
"Which he keeps closed," said the Poker, "so that he will not be disturbed while he is asleep."
Tom tried to imagine what a creature of that sort looked like, but he found it difficult. Not liking to appear stupid he accepted the explanation.
"Oh!" he said. "It must be a very pretty animal."
"Oh, yes!" said the Poker. "But he isn"t as pretty as I can be when I try. My, how pretty I can be--but say, Andies, where are we bound this trip?"
"We"ve left that to Sleepyhead to decide," said Lefty.
"In the usual way of course?" queried the Poker.
"Oh, yes! He can"t decide except as we want him to and have it go as a real decision. We"ve given him his choice of watching the world go round, going to Saturn or taking the long jump."
[Ill.u.s.tration: "A MOUSE WITH A DOOR TO HIM."]
"And which will it be, Dormy?" asked the Poker.
"I sort of think I"d like to sit up here and watch the world go round,"
said Tom.
"Nope," said Righty.
"Then let"s go to Saturn," suggested Tom.
"Oh, no!" said Righty. "Not that."
"Then there"s only one thing left," said Tom, with a sigh, "and that"s the long jump--whatever that is."
Tom"s three companions roared with laughter.
"Absurd!" cried Righty. "The idea. The long jump the only thing left! Ha, ha, ha!"
"Perfect nonsense," laughed Lefty. "I never thought Dozy Pate could be so dull."
"Well, he isn"t anything like as dull as I can be when I try," said the Poker. "He"s pretty dull, though."
"I don"t see where the joke comes in," snapped Tom, who did not at all like the way the Andirons and the Poker were behaving. "If there are only three things we can do and you won"t do two of them there"s only one left."
"Ha, ha, ha!" roared Lefty.
"Poor dull Dormouse," said Righty, with a smile that was half of mirth and half sympathy.
"You are evidently a Dormouse with very little education, Dormy," said the Poker. "If there are three apples on a plate, one red, one green and one white and you are told to take your pick of the lot there are four things you can do, not three."
"What are they?" asked Tom, meekly.
[Ill.u.s.tration: "There"s no better place than this cloud."]
"You can take a red one, a white one, a green one, or all three. See?"
"Oh, yes!" said Tom, beginning to smile again. "I see. You don"t want me to choose watching the earth go round, or going to Saturn, or taking the long jump, but you do want me to choose all three."
"Now you are talking sense," said Righty. "And sense is what we are after."
"That"s it," said the Poker. "Now what do you choose, Dormy?"
"All three!" roared Tom.
"The Dormouse is getting his eyes open," said Lefty.
"Which is very proper," put in Righty, "for there is a great deal for him to see."
"Not so much as there is for me to see," said the Poker. "My, what a lot there is for me to see!"
"The first thing for us to do," said Lefty, paying no attention to the Poker"s words, "is to get a good place for us to sit, so that Sleepyhead can see the world."
"There"s no better place than this cloud," said the Poker. "I"ve sat here many a time and studied China by the hour."
"It"s a little too far away for Sleepyhead," said Lefty. "Dormy mustn"t be allowed to strain his eyes."
"Never thought of that," said the Poker. "Of course, I can see a great deal farther than he can. My, how far I can see! What"s the matter with our pushing the cloud in a little nearer?"
"Nothing--if we can do it," said Righty. "But can we?"
"We can "wink our eye and try," as the poet says," returned the Poker.
"Ever heard that poem, Dormy?"
"No," returned Tom. "That is, not that I know of. I"ve heard lots of poetry in my life, but it goes in one ear and out of the other."
"You must have a queer head," said the Poker, peering into Tom"s ear. "How a poem poured into one ear can go out of the other I can"t understand.
There doesn"t seem to be any opening there."
[Ill.u.s.tration: "In one ear and out of the other."]
"His head isn"t solid like ours," said Lefty. "It"s too bad to be afflicted the way he is. He ought to do the way a boy I knew once did. He suffered just as Dormy does. You"d tell him a thing in his left ear and the first thing you"d know, pop! it would all come out of the other ear and be lost. The poor fellow was growing up to be an ignoramus. Couldn"t keep a thing in his head, until one night I overheard his father and mother talking about it in the library. The boy"s father wanted to punish him for not remembering what he learned at school, when his mother said just what Dormy here said, that everything went in one ear and out of the other. Then they both looked sad, and the mother rubbed her eyes until the tears came. I couldn"t stand that. If there"s one thing in the world I can"t stand it"s other people"s sorrows. Mine don"t amount to much, but other people"s do sometimes. I felt so bad for the poor parents that I racked and racked my brains trying to think of some way to cure the boy.
It took me a week, but I got it at last and the next time the boy"s parents talked about it I took the matter in hand. I simply walked out of the fireplace where I was and said, "I hope you will excuse the interference of an Andiron, ma"am, but I think your boy can be cured of his ear trouble." "n.o.ble fellow," said the father, after he had got over his surprise at my unusual behavior. "What do you suggest?"
""Put a cork in his other ear," said I.
"And they did, and from that time on the boy never lost a bit of information any one gave him. He grew up to be a dreadfully wise man and when he finally died he was known as the human N. Cyclopedia."
"That was a n.o.ble act of yours," said the Poker. "Did you have the idea patented?"