With this, there should be no people who want to mess around with me.
There was a time when I thought so.
Right now, there are large numbers of bouquet in front of me.
And a boy who is lowering his head.
I mean I"m naked while undressing Alicia"s clothes –
“- Youuu! Get outttttttt!”
Anyway, I decided to kick out the troublesome intruder.
About 30 minutes ago.
After finishing the match with Irvin-san, I went home to wash off the sweat.
Yesterday, I asked Aldo-san to make me a bathtub and I also want to try the soap I made.
I went to the bath set on the back, took a large amount of water bags from inventory, and store the water in the bath.
I usually boil water with [Fireball] using the crown of Holy Fire, but if I do it in a small bathtub, water will splash out. It was possible because it"s in a large fountain.
I put the crown of Holy Fire into the water and let it sink.
The flame from this equipment won"t affect the user, but if it touches the water, it will boil.
Moreover, it"s proven in the game that it doesn"t disappear even if it sunk in water.
Because there"s a map where the whole field is filled with only water. [TN: who doesn"t play RO, the field was called Underwater Cave]
While boiling the water, I changed clothes and prepared towels.
Although thread and fabric cannot be found in the labyrinth, a small number of them were imported here from Tarhan City.
Of course, my life isn"t so pitiful enough to be unable to purchase it.
After finishing all the preparation, I took off my clothes with Alicia – I saw Alicia and burst into laughter.
She was wearing a normal dress, but because she tried to remove her clothes without loosening the neck cord, her face was caught and struggling in that state.
“Hahahahah! Alicia, that - I"m sorry, please stop moving! My stomach hurts”
“Mou, Yu-nee. Please help me already”
“You can"t take it off if you don"t loosen the string”
I already finished taking off my clothes, so I was helping Alicia.
I lowered the clothes and loosened the string.
“There, Alicia. Banza~i” (^v^)/
“Banzai”
I pull out her clothes while raising both hands.
And at that time. The door opened vigorously –
“Yu Yu Yu, Yumir-san! Please have a relationship with me and accept my marriage proposal!”
“Haa—-?”
The intruder took out a large number of bouquets and shouted.
I return at the beginning. Yup, I didn"t do anything bad.
The bath is postponed thanks to the rotten intruder.
I collected the crown and put it in inventory. Because if I leave it as it is, it will become hot water.
For the time being, I only used the prepared clothes…… well, I didn"t wear pants because I was in a hurry, I came out to welcome the guests.
Since it seems that there"s no bad intention, it must be welcomed.
Since ancient times – when a customer arrives, it seems that they take out food, combing the hair and greet the guest. (EN: Not quite sure about this)
I dried a bitter herb and made a tea from it. Then I add a little milk and serve.
For Alicia, one cup of milk and a Suri fruit. Strawberry milk can be made instantly if you crush it with a spoon.
“So, what do you want?”
As expected it is impossible to ask with a smile if you were seen completely in a naked state.
I think this is the first time I let out a sulking voice after I arrived in this world.
“Ah, umm …… that … Today, that, with me–“
“If you want to go out with me, I don"t feel like it. Can you go home?”
“Su, such a thing!”
“Not, such a thing …… It"s natural!”
Bang, I struck the table.
He flinched and was surprised, but I don"t care.
However after I saw Alicia got surprised and looks about to cry, I tried to calm down a bit.
“Yu-nee, are you mad …?”
“I"m not, I was just surprised.”
I hugged her head and kissed her forehead.
With that, her crying face is gone. This is settled, then.
“So, you were – Charon-kun was it?”
“You remembered!”
Charon makes a cheerful face. What should I do with that very pleased face?
If by any chance I didn"t receive a confession, it would be instant death, this guy. [TN: He means if he didn"t get a confession that guys would be dead already]
“Well, there"s no way I could forget about a person who couldn"t handle a surprise attack and fainted, and when after waking up, suddenly pushed me down.”
“Ugh! No, that"s an accident -“
“I know”
I diverted my face and showed a sullen face.
Alicia is doing well, angry appeal.
I hope this makes you realize – why your face is red?
Oh no, Alicia is an angel, no she is a G.o.ddess, so it is natural if you look attractive if you trying to imitate ……!
“Haa …… well, you know that it is impossible to go out with someone you just met yesterday?”
“…… Yes, well. Even so, I fell in love with you!”
“It"s troublesome”
I want to slice him half.
Alicia, why are you writhing with your both hands on your cheeks?
“Yu-nee, Yu-nee. Do you feel sorry?”
“It"s okay. Because I"ve Alicia with me. I"ll stay with Alicia until you have a bride!”
“Yu-nee…… me too!”
I embraced her and reconfirmed our bond.
Also, I"m not going to give my angel to a man that……. If you"re going to be Alicia"s bride, you should at least be stronger than me.
Besides, I"m a man in the beginning. It"s outrageous to go out with a guy.
So, I"m not planning to go out with a man. I feel sorry, but you have to give up.
“That"s why I"m going to be single at least ten years later. Please give up.”
“I"ll wait!”
“No, thank you”
He is quite persistent. Is it impossible to refuse with time? Then…
“And I"m not planning on going out with someone weaker than me.”
“Weak …… I see so that"s why you have a match with Irvin-san today!”
“That"s different”
What are you saying, this guy?
“Certainly I can"t win … but someday, definitely, I"ll be stronger than you. Please wait until then.”
“As I"m saying, I don"t too.”
“Ha, you have someone in mind – possibly, it"s Irvin-san!?”
“I said it"s different” [TN: hahaha it"s hard to talk with an idiot huh]
What should I do with this guy that won"t listen to my story?
Well, if Irvin-san is going to become my wall, can I be at ease with this?
Let"s say today matter is fine, I"ll keep leaving him a lot of trouble, so let"s hang out with him tonight.
“Because I won"t lose!”
“Yes yes…”
Because I felt exhausted, I decided to get rid of the troublesome visitors.
I stand up and point at the door and said: “get out quickly”. In the first place, we were in the middle of having a bath.
As expected it will be troublesome if he stays here too long, Charon opened the entrance door.
“Hya!?”
At that time, the wind was blowing vigorously.
Because the window on the back was opened as ventilation for the bathroom, it seems that the wind went inside.
That wind made me and Alicia skirt rolled up violently – and I didn"t wear any underwears because I was in a hurry.
I scream at Charon-kun who looked up back at me. No, his line of sight was facing my lower body.
“Ah, umm … … I didn"t see it -“
“Get out quickly!”
With that, he was kicked out by me again.
It became a troublesome thing. Far from my imagination.
It"s time for me to interact with Alicia to heal my stress on this gra.s.sland.
I re-boiled the hot water in the bath, washed Alicia"s body first, and then soaked in the bathtub.
Because she is a child, she tries to jump out as soon as she takes a bath.
But because she is with me, she will do it slowly. On the contrary, I"m a j.a.panese person, so it"s going to be long.
Alicia will always go out first, so I let her warm up first.
And when I finish washing my body, Alicia will wash my head in exchange and let her cool down for a while.
“Yu-nee, what"s that?”
“Soap I made yesterday, I thought I"d give it a try a little”
“Me too! I"ll use it too!”
“No, it is still a prototype. You don"t want your skin became rough, right?”
It is a crude product that is made by mixing marble powder and beef oil. There might be adverse effects on skin, that can"t be seen.
I"m very st.u.r.dy, so it"s exactly right for the experiment.
As it was displayed in the guild card, the difference between a normal people and my HP in this world is 500 times.
And with automatic recovery. The difference cannot be overturned anymore.
That"s why it won"t be rough …I suppose?
I tried to rub the soap on the towel, but … it didn"t foam much.
Well, I didn"t expect it would be the same as my original world though, but this is sad.
I tried rubbing it on my body with a towel, but the fat came first, to be honest, it doesn"t feel very comfortable.
No, if you consider Yumir oil play, this is … well, it"s not like that after all. (EN: Idk what"s this sorry )
“Yeah~, it"s not good enough?”
However, whether the marble powder is exerting the scrub effect or not, there"s a feeling that the skin is being polished.
But this is –
“The stimulation is too strong. It might not be meant for girls.”
“Fail?”
“Yeah … … no, it might be good for men”
Besides, it smells like beasts …… as expected it"s a failed work after all.
“The smell is also bad, it is a failed work? If vegetable oil can be taken out, it might"ve been better”
“Vegeta -ble oil? Hmm …” [TN: Yumir said= 植物油(shokubutsu abura), Alicia said= しょくぶつあぶらー(Shiokubutsu abura)]
Alicia put her chin on the edge of the bathtub.
What is with that small animal pose. It looks like a puppy.
“Would it not work if you mixed mugwort/woodworm?”
“Hmm, I wonder? More than that, mugwort again?” [TN: I"ll use mugwort from now on ehehe]
“Ehehehe, I like the herb smell “
Speaking of which, this child did say such a thing when we were camping.
“Ah, but I also like Suri fruit”
“Yes yes. Ah, but ants might come because of the smell”
“The soap taste like Suri?”
“Don"t eat it”
After I finish enjoying with a gluttonous young girl, I decided to get out from the bath.
Let"s think about soap again later.
The next day.
Recently, the number of products has increased, so we changed the sales to the corner of the cafeteria.
It"s no longer able to handle it in front of the hut.
Should I ask Aldo-san again to do a renovation for the hut later?
Anyway, a merchant came into the Yorozuya dining room. [TN: aha finally I found the reason of the t.i.tle have yorozuya on the back. Welp its already too late so I won"t change the t.i.tle again. ]
“Then, how about 200 Gill?”
“It"s too cheap, please think about the materials. It had to be 600”
“Please give me a break, I won"t make any profit with that high price. 250”
“Adventurers are also risking their lives, you know? 500.”
The merchant was persistently lowering down the price.
The item he wanted is a cushion filled with charge bird feathers.
It"s surprisingly popular.
Because Charge Bird itself is rare because it can only be found in labyrinths and caves.
And since the adventurers who can hunt them are also intermediate level or above, the material itself isn"t well distributed.
But the quality of these birds feathers is really good.
To enable high-speed mobility, the feathers are light and flexible.
Furthermore, because it is a fighting creature, the feather is also tough so they can protect their outer skin.
In other words, putting it in a cushion makes the cushion fluffier than usual, and the fluffy feeling lasts much longer than a normal cushion.
Indeed, the first feather cushion I made with Alicia is still fluffy, saying that four months already pa.s.sed.
Considering that, I sat on it every day, it has tremendous endurance.
And by covering it with Power Bear fur from the third layer, made the texture better.
At this store, trading 600 Gill - is about 6,000 yen, but the quality is guaranteed.
Two hundred is too cheap. It hasn"t even reached the material price.
“Since I"ll buy all your stock, could you please give a service a little? How about 400?”
“………… Well, that"s fine. Only this time, okay?”
It"s a very bitter decision.
But it"s a pity to make the hardships I"ve brought this far from the bubble into the water. [TN: slang. It means, all my troubles become a waste]
Also because there"s no other cushion like this, perhaps he might desire more profit, let"s agree only this time. It"s barely in a rage of profit anyway.
The merchant brought the cushion while dancing in joy.
Later, I asked Hill-san about this cushion being sold in Tarhan City for 800 Gill.
I won"t give you a discount next time!