"..."
"..."
They have been working as a servant for Han De for the last 5 years, and they never had a conversation with him like this. All the servants in the servant quarters started sweating profusely. They looked at each other, but no one was able to find any comfort.
"H-he did ask to bring her things to his abode right? Not the servants quarters, not to one of the side buildings… right?"
"Senior brother, what did elder mean by saying "keep up the good work""
All servants flinched as they heard that phrase. Hearing such a thing from any other elder would make their day, but as servants of Han De, they knew better than anyone how he dealt with things. He wouldn"t hesitate to kill a guy for blocking his way, he wouldn"t hesitate to cripple someone and let them rot if they didn"t give him enough respect. Although so far no servant had suffered such a calamity, that was just so far, everyone was adamant about not becoming the first example.
* * *
In less than half an hour everything was a.s.sembled. Ning Bi was a.s.signed to a random room far away from his. If she wanted another one she could move it herself, she was a disciple. Han De didn"t care in the least, the house was just too huge. On earth an old-timey mansion would have 10 or so bedrooms, this guy"s "house" actually had more than 50.
"Why would anyone need this many rooms?! This goes past a mansion or even a castle at this point. There are even side houses and servant houses too. This guy cultivated all day, did he have huge harem ambitions or something? Hmm let me see his memories…"
"Zip. Nada. $#&% just go be a hermit in a cave if you wanted to cultivate this much."
"Let"s at least complete the quest and find out what profound points could be used for. Status!"
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[Name: Han De]
[Race: Human (100%)]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 26]
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[Cultivation: Core Formation - Mid-Stage (3767/500000)]
[Const.i.tution: None]
[Bloodline: None]
[Roots: Light (42%)]
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[Fame: Cloudy Mountains: (+1)501]
[Sect: Starfall Mountain Sect (21st Core Elder)]
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[Cultivation Methods]
[Starfall Scripture (Mortal)]
Power: Extremely Weak
Comprehension: Intermediate (24/32)
Stage: Core Formation (Mid-Stage)
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[Martial Arts Methods]
[Heaven Defying Tyrannical Sword (Self-Made)]
Power: Extremely Weak
Comprehension: Intermediate (2/10)
Stage: Core Formation (Mid-Stage)
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[Skills]
None
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[Fate]
Calamity Attractor
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[Profound Points: 0]
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[Evaluation: Extremely weak, destruction of the soul is inevitable]
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[Privilege Level: 1]
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[Inventory]
Gift Box
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"Why do I have 0 profound points? Quest Status!"
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[Quest: First disciple]
[Difficulty Level: Rating Requirements Not Met]
[Status: In Progress]
[Summary: You are an elder in an extremely minor sect with extremely limited resources. As you are fated to attract calamities, with your weak cultivation and abysmal talent, your only hope is to foster strong disciples. Work hard.]
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[Requirements: A disciple with over 30 total potential points]
[Time Remaining: 4.8 days]
[Success: 50 Profound Points]
[Failure: Removal of the System. As the System is completely integrated into the host"s soul, removal will result in said soul"s dissipation]
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"Sect should already consider her as my disciple, she also meets the requirements, so the only remaining explanation is that she doesn"t consider me her master yet. Will the quest stay open if she just pays lip service and doesn"t consider me her true master?..."
A long sigh escaped from Han De"s lips.
"Last time I tried to bulls.h.i.+t them on the fly, but it wasn"t as easy as I thought. I ended up quoting some old video game because my mind was drawing blanks on Xianxia quotes… I need to practice some lines and prepare them in advance! If I hadn"t remembered that I could fly away I definitely would"ve been busted, ugh..."
Remembering the 0 to Mach 2 flight of his, Han De"s legs went soft. He needed to find a safe and out of sight place to practice flying… slowly… he needed to practice as slowly as possible.
"Right, there should be some empty mountains or valleys around here, this is a bona fide sect, there has to be like dozens of empty mountains! But first, the gift box."
This wasn"t a moment that Han De was looking forward to. So far his luck was really bad in this world. He was afraid System might actually "gift" him a bill for the goods and services that it provided so far. Making a decision, Han De kowtowed.
"Oh Almighty System, your humble servant humbly begs for you to open the gift box"
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[...]
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[Opening Complimentary Gift Box]
[5]
[4]
[3]
[2]
[1]
[...]
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[Congratulations!]
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[You have received:]
Spiritual Roots Upgrade Token x1
Martial Arts Method Upgrade Token x2
Profound Points Token x5
Cultivation Method Fragment x200
Martial Arts Method Fragment x200
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[Spiritual Roots Upgrade Token]
Upgrade host"s spiritual roots to the next quality level. Host can extend 5 tokens to upgrade a disciple"s roots.
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[Martial Arts Method Upgrade Token]
Upgrades a martial arts to the next quality level. Can only upgrade martial arts known by the host. Can only upgrade methods that are completely comprehended by the host.
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[Profound Points Token]
Bundle of 10 profound points.
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[Cultivation Method Fragments]
Used for filling in the gaps in incomplete cultivation methods.
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[Martial Arts Method Fragments]
Used for filling in the gaps in incomplete martial arts methods.
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"Oooookaaay. I get all of this stuff but there isn"t anything that can directly increase my cultivation is there? Oh G.o.d I don"t want to cultivate… I should"ve opened the gift box near Ning Bi, she has max luck, maybe being near her some luck would have rubbed off on me"
Taking a deep breath Han De stood up and started to think about his options while pacing around his ridiculously large bedroom. He didn"t know the size of an Olympic pool, but he was certain his bedroom could fit a few of them easily.
"Alright you genderswapped demonic glados. Activate all of the Profound Point Tokens"
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[Tokens Activated]
[Received 50 Profound Points]
[Threshold Reached]
[Profound Point Shop level 1 is now active]
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"Let"s take a look at the shop!"
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Spiritual Roots Upgrade Token 500PP
Spiritual Roots Removal Token 10000PP
Spiritual Roots Seed Token 5000PP
Spiritual Roots Healing Token 800PP
Bloodline Awakening Token 100PP
Bloodline Purifying Token 500PP
Bloodline Removal Token 10000PP
Const.i.tution Refinement Token 500PP
Const.i.tution Removal Token 10000PP
Cultivation Method Upgrade Token 200PP
Cultivation Method Fragment 1PP
Martial Arts Method Upgrade Token 200PP
Martial Arts Method Fragment 1PP
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"Ugh, these.. All look.. Uuuh.. very nice. But isn"t this all just supplementary?! Are there no cultivation methods for sale? No martial arts? No way to improve my cultivation?! What good are these Profound Points if this is all there is to it…"
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[Profound Points]
Primary purpose is for comprehension of cultivation and martial arts methods by spending points. Incomplete methods cannot be comprehended. Alternatively can be used in Profound Points Shop as a currency. Once activated, Profound Points Shop level is tied to the host"s Privilege Level.
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Reading the detailed explanation, Han De just threw himself onto the bed and stubbornly closed his eyes, hoping he would wake up back on Earth and this was all just a bad dream.
* * *
Han De woke up the next day at noon. He didn"t know how many hours he slept, but he knew he woke up at noon because of the System clock. He didn"t want to think about cultivation methods, or life-threatening dangers, or calamities, none of that stuff. Right now, he just wanted to have some breakfast, so he headed for the nearest of the 6 kitchens.
"Huh, nice, a refrigerator in the form of a spiritual device. I was worried they would use storage bags to store all the food."
While searching for the kitchen, Han De looked at memories related to kitchens and cooking. At first, he was surprised there were 0 memories of these concepts, but then he figured out the reason.
"This guy never went inside a kitchen in his life. He didn"t even cook while he was camping or something. Who the h.e.l.l brings a chef into a spiritual beast hunt? This guy, that"s who"
Snickering at the incompetence of the cultivation idiot, he opened up the fridge to look at the ingredients. The fridge itself was the size of a room. At that point, he realized this wasn"t a spiritual device, but a room with a formation instead. Formation trapped the spiritual power of the different ingredients and prevented them from mixing with each other. Hundreds of different ingredients and their explanation popped up on his sight.
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[Golden Spirit Rice]
Spirit Rice imbued with earth element energy.
Safe for consumption.
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[Demonic Plains Horse Meat]
Thighs of the Demonic Plains Horse. Monster Qi removed.
Safe for consumption.
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[251 Years Old Rainbow Spirit Wine]
Contains 9 Colored Qi, made from 4 varieties of composite Spirit Rice.
Recommended dosage is less than 5ml per kg of body weight divided by cultivation level index
Safe for consumption for late Foundation realm experts and up.
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[Sagacious Wood Salmon Fillet]
Mutated spirit salmon that lives on top of Soulsteel trees. Contains Wood Qi and Water Qi.
Minute amount of Metal Qi was lost during Monster Qi extraction process.
Safe for consumption.
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[...]
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"I just wanted to make some pancakes, what"s with the ridiculous Xianxia ingredients? Are there no normal ingredients? What"s this?"
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[Soy Sauce]
Ordinary Soy Sauce. Produced by fermentation method.
Safe for consumption.
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"Not Spirit Soy Sauce? Are you saying soy sauce is good by itself and doesn"t need improvements?"
Out of frustration Han De started pinching his glabella.
"What do Chinese people eat for breakfast anyway? In j.a.panese animes, they always went crazy for miso soup. What"s a miso? Is there a spirit miso? I can"t make any baked food with rice. Wait, could there be gluten in spirit rice? Maybe that earth element energy can act sort of like gluten?"
He was an average white guy, so his breakfast was either a bowl of cereal or a baked product like a bagel, or perhaps PB&J. If he went extravagant, he would get himself some pancakes. He stopped eating bacon and eggs years ago to reduce his cholesterol intake.
"Core Formation cultivator can"t get high cholesterol right? Maybe that"s what the cleansing pills do? Maybe they just remove the cholesterol along with all the other junk. Shame there is no spirit pig bacon or spirit chicken eggs in this fridge/pantry. I"m not going to touch those Virtuous White Spider eggs, no way."
Although he ordered his servants to stash the kitchens full of food, he only realized now how deep the cultural gap was.
"This must be what dense j.a.panese MCs feel in those isekai novels. Now I get why they look for rice and soy sauce everywhere they go…"
Frustrated, he searched his memories for what previous Han De ate regularly.
"F&$#!! This cultivation moron only ate pills! How could you not eat anything for years? Why is there 6 F&$#!&% kitchens in this house then?!?"
As he was lamenting previous Yan De"s life choices, his spiritual sense picked up a movement from Ning Bi"s door. His (soon to be) disciple finally had woken up!