Mr. Wilks cleared his throat and turned an agonized eye on Mr. Nugent. He would have liked to have asked why Mrs. Silk should think it necessary to inform him, but the fear of precipitating a crisis stayed his tongue.
"What I"m to do, I don"t know," continued Mrs. Silk, feebly. "You can"t "ave two queens in one "ouse, so to speak."
"But she was walking out with Teddy long ago," urged Mr. Wilks. "It"s no worse now than then."
"But I wouldn"t be married by license," said Mrs. Silk, deftly ignoring the remark. "If I can"t be asked in church in the proper way I won"t be married at all."
"Quite right," said Mr. Nugent; "there"s something so sudden about a license," he added, with feeling.
"Me and Mr. Wilks was talking about marriage only the other day," pursued Mrs. Silk, with a bashfulness which set every nerve in the steward"s body quivering, "and we both agreed that banns was the proper way.
"You was talking about it," corrected Mr. Wilks, in a hoa.r.s.e voice. "You brought up the subject and I agreed with you--not that it matters to me "ow people get married. That"s their affair. Banns or license, it"s all one to me."
"I won"t be married by license," said Mrs. Silk, with sudden petulance; "leastways, I"d rather not be," she added, softening.
Mr. Wilks took his handkerchief from his pocket and blew his nose violently. Mrs. Silk"s methods of attack left him little opportunity for the plain speaking which was necessary to dispel illusions. He turned a watery, appealing eye on to Mr. Nugent, and saw to his surprise that that gentleman was winking at him with great significance and persistence. It would have needed a heart of stone to have been unaffected by such misery, and to-night Mr. Nugent, thankful for his own escape, was in a singularly merciful mood.
"All this sounds as though you are going to be married," he said, turning to Mrs. Silk with a polite smile.
The widow simpered and looked down, thereby affording Mr. Nugent an opportunity of another signal to the perturbed steward, who sat with such a look of anxiety on his face lest he should miss his cue that the young man"s composure was tried to the utmost.
"It"s been a understood thing for a long time," she said, slowly, "but I couldn"t leave my son while "e was single and n.o.body to look after "im. A good mother makes a good wife, so they say. A woman can"t always "ave "er own way in everything, and if it"s not to be by banns, then by license it must be, I suppose."
"Well, he"ll be a fortunate man, whoever he is," said Mr. Nugent, with another warning glance at Mr. Wilks; "and I only hope that he"ll make a better husband than you do, Sam," he added, in a low but severe voice.
Mrs. Silk gave a violent start. "Better husband than "e does?" she cried, sharply. "Mr. Wilks ain"t married."
Mr. Nugent"s baseless charge took the steward all aback. He stiffened in his chair, a picture of consternation, and guilt appeared stamped on every feature; but he had the presence of mind to look to Mr. Nugent"s eye for guidance and sufficient strength of character to accept this last bid for liberty.
"That"s my business, sir," he quavered, in offended tones.
"But you ain"t married?" screamed Mrs. Silk.
"Never mind," said Nugent, pacifically. "Perhaps I ought not to have mentioned it; it"s a sore subject with Sam. And I daresay there were faults on both sides. Weren"t there, Sam?"
"Yes, sir," said Mr. Wilks, in a voice which he strove hard to make distinct; "especially "ers."
"You--you never told me you were married," said Mrs. Silk, breathlessly.
"I never said I wasn"t," retorted the culprit, defiantly. "If people liked to think I was a single man, I don"t care; it"s got nothing to do with them. Besides, she lives at Stepney, and I don"t "ear from "er once in six months; she don"t interfere with me and I don"t interfere with her."
Mrs. Silk got up from her chair and stood confronting him with her hand grasping the back of it. Her cold eyes gleamed and her face worked with spite as she tried in vain to catch his eye. Of Mr. Nugent and his ingenuous surprise at her behaviour she took no notice at all.
"You"re a deceiver," she gasped; "you"ve been behaving like a single man and everybody thought you was a single man."
"I hope you haven"t been paying attentions to anybody, Sam," said Mr. Nugent in a shocked voice.
"A-ah," said Mrs. Silk, shivering with anger. "Ask "im; the deceiving villain. Ask anybody, and see what they"ll tell you. Oh, you wicked man, I wonder you can look me in the face!"
Truth to tell, Mr. Wilks was looking in any direction but hers. His eyes met Nugent"s, but there was a look of such stern disdain on that gentleman"s face that he was fain to look away again.
"Was it a friend of yours?" inquired the artless Mr. Nugent.
"Never mind," said Mrs. Silk, recovering herself. "Never mind who it was. You wait till I go and tell Teddy," she continued, turning to the trembling Mr. Wilks. "If "e"s got the "art of a man in "im you"ll see."
With this dire threat, and turning occasionally to bestow another fierce glance upon the steward, she walked to the door and, opening it to its full extent, closed it behind her with a crash and darted across the alley to her own house. The two men gazed at each other without speaking, and then Mr. Wilks, stepping over to the door, turned the key in the lock.
"You"re not afraid of Teddy?" said the staring Nugent.
"Teddy!" said Mr. Wilks, snapping his huge fingers. "I"m not afraid o" fifty Teddies; but she might come back with "im. If it "adn"t ha" been for you, sir, I don"t know wot wouldn"t "ave happened."
"Go and draw some beer and get me a clean pipe," said Nugent, dropping into a chair. "We"ve both been mercifully preserved, Sam, and the best thing we can do is to drink to our n.o.ble selves and be more careful for the future."
Mr. Wilks obeyed, and again thanking him warmly for his invaluable services sat down to compile a few facts about his newly acquired wife, warranted to stand the severest cross-examination which might be brought to bear upon them, a task interspersed with malicious reminiscences of Mrs. Silk"s attacks on his liberty. He also insisted on giving up his bed to Nugent for the night.
"I suppose," he said later on, as Mr. Nugent, after a faint objection or two, took his candle--"I suppose this yarn about my being married will get about?"
"I suppose so," said Nugent, yawning, as he paused with his foot on the stair. "What about it?"
"Nothing," said Mr. Wilks, in a somewhat dissatisfied voice. "Nothing."
"What about it?" repeated Mr. Nugent, sternly.
"Nothing, sir," said Mr. Wilks, with an insufferable simper. "Nothing, only it"ll make things a little bit slow for me, that"s all."
Mr. Nugent eyed him for a s.p.a.ce in speechless amazement, and then, with a few strong remarks on ingrat.i.tude and senile vanity, mounted the winding little stairs and went to bed.
CHAPTER XXV
The day after Mr. Silk"s sudden and unexpected a.s.sertion of his marital rights Mr. Kybird stood in the doorway of his shop, basking in the sun. The High Street was in a state of post-prandial repose, and there was no likelihood of a customer to interfere with his confidential chat with Mr. Nathan Smith, who was listening with an aspect of great severity to his explanations.
"It ought not to "ave happened," he said, sharply. "It was Teddy done it," said Mr. Kybird, humbly.
Mr. Smith shrugged his shoulders. "It wouldn"t "ave happened if I"d been there," he observed, arrogantly.
"I don"t see "ow" began Mr. Kybird.
"No, o" course you don"t," said his friend. "Still, it"s no use making a fuss now. The thing is done. One thing is, I don"t suppose it"ll make any diff----"
"Difference," suggested Mr. Kybird, after waiting for him to finish.
"Difference," said Mr. Smith, with an obvious effort. His face had lost its scornful expression and given way to one almost sheepish in its mildness. Mr. Kybird, staring at him in some surprise, even thought that he detected a faint shade of pink.
"We ain"t all as clever as wot you are, Nat," he said, somewhat taken aback at this phenomenon. "It wouldn"t do."