"But what are these quaint figures?" I asked, pointing to certain drawings of an obese j.a.panese figure, grinning with lazy good-humour above several of the cabinets.
"Hote, the fat G.o.d of enjoyment."
"A j.a.panese G.o.d?" I asked.
"Yes, nothing artistic is quite right now unless it has a savour of blue mould or j.a.pan. Wonderful people, the j.a.panese, to have discovered the Jolly Hote. And here is Hote"s wife, the G.o.ddess-queen Yoka herself--the real masquerader behind that mystic veil which has so enveloped and bemuddled the mind of poor Wilderspin. She is to figure in the first number of _The Caricaturist_."
He pointed to an object I had only partially observed: a broad-faced burly woman, of about forty-five years of age, in an eccentric dress of j.a.panese silks, standing on the model-throne between two lay figures. "Good heavens!" I exclaimed, "why, she"s alive."
"An" kickin", sir," said a voice that was at once strident and unctuous. Owing to the almond shape of her sparkling black eyes and the flatness of her nose, the bridge of which had been broken (most likely in childhood), she looked absurdly like a j.a.panese woman, save that upon her quaintly-cut mouth, curving slightly upwards horse-shoe fashion, there was that twitter of humorous alertness which is perhaps rarely seen in perfection except among the lower orders, Celtic or Saxon, of London. Her build was that of a Dutch fisher-woman. The set of her head on her muscular neck showed her to be a woman of immense strength. But still more was her great physical power indicated by her hands, the fingers of which seemed to have a grip like that of an eagle"s claws.
I then perceived upon an easel a large drawing. "I have not seen Wilderspin"s "Faith and Love,"" I said; "but this, I see, must be a caricature of it."
In it the woman figured as Isis, grinning beneath a veil held over her head by two fantastically-dressed figures--one having the face of Darwin, the other the face of Wilderspin.
"Allow me," said Cyril, "to introduce you to the G.o.ddess Yoka, the true Isis or G.o.ddess of bohemianism and universal joke, who, when she had the chance of I making a rational and common-sense universe, preferred amusing herself with flamingoes, dromedaries, ring-taile monkeys, and men."
"Pardon me," I said; "I merely called to see you. Good afternoon."
"Allow me," said he, turning to the woman, "to introduce to your celestial majesty Mr. Henry Aylwin, a kinsman of mine, whose possessions in Little Egypt are as brilliant (judging from the colours of his royal waggon) as are his possessions in Philistia."
The woman made me a curtsey of much gravity. "And allow me to introduce _you_," he said, turning to me, "to the real original Natura Mystica,--she who for ages upon ages has been trying by her funny goings-on to teach us that "the _Principium hylarchic.u.m_ of the cosmos" (to use the simple phraseology of a great spiritualistic painter) is the benign principle of joke."
The woman made me another curtsey. "You forget your exalted position, Mrs. Gudgeon," said Cyril; "when a mystic G.o.ddess-queen is so condescending as to curtsey she should be careful not to bend too low. Man is a creature who can never with safety be treated with too much respect."
"We"s all so modest in Primrose Court, that"s the wust on us,"
replied the woman. "But, Muster Cyril, sir, I don"t think you"ve noticed that the queen"s _t"other_ eye"s got dry now."
Cyril gravely poured her out a gla.s.s of foaming ale from a bottle that stood upon a little Indian bamboo-table, and handed it to her carefully over the silks, saying to me,
"Her majesty"s elegant way of hinting that she likes to wet both eyes!"
Such foolery as this and at such a time irritated me sorely; but there was no help for it now. Whether I should or should not open to him the subject that had taken me thither, I must, I saw, let him have his humour till the woman was dismissed.
"And now, G.o.ddess," said he, "while I am doing justice to the design of your nose--"
"You can"t do that, sir," interjected the creature, "it"s sich a beauty, ha! ha! I allus say that when I do die, I shall die a-larfin". They calls me "Jokin" Meg" in Primrose Court. I shall die a-larfin", they say in Primrose Court, and so I shall--unless I die a-cryin"," she added in an utterly different and tragic voice which greatly struck me.
"While I am trying to do justice to that beautiful bridge you must tell my friend about yourself and your daughter, and how you and she first became two shining lights in the art world of London."
"You makes me blush," said the woman, "an" blow me if blushin" ain"t bin an" made _t"other_ eye dry."
She then took another gla.s.s of ale, grinned, shook herself, as though preparing for an effort, and said,
"Well you must know, sir, as my name"s Meg Gudgeon, leaseways that was my name till my darter chrissened me Mrs. Knocker, and I lives in Primrose Court, Great Queen Street, and my reg"lar perfession is a-sellin" coffee "so airly in the mornin"," and I"ve got a darter as ain"t quite so "ansom as me, bein" the moral of her father as is over the water a-livin" in the fine "Straley. And you must know, sir, that one of summer"s day there comes a knock at our door as sends my "eart into my mouth and makes me cry out, "The coppers, by jabbers!" and when I goes down and opens the door, lo! and behold, there stan"s a chap wi" great goggle eyes, dressed all in shiny black, jest like a Quaker." (Here she made a noise between a laugh and a cough.) "I allus say that when I do die I shall die a-larfin"--unless I die a-cryin"," she added, in the same altered voice that had struck me before.
"Well, mother," said Cyril, "and what did the shiny Quaker say?"
"They calls me "Jokin" Meg" in Primrose Court. The shiny Quaker, "e axes if my name is Gudgeon. "Well," sez I, "supposin" as my name _is_ Gudgeon,--I don"t say it is," says I, "but supposin" as it is,--what then?" sez I. "But _is_ that your name?" sez "e. "Supposin" as it was," sez I, "what then?" "Will you answer my simple kervestion?" sez "e. "Is your name Mrs. Gudgeon, or ain"t it not?" sez "e. "An" will _you_ answer _my_ simple kervestion, Mr. Shiny Quaker?" sez I.
"Supposin" my name was Mrs. Gudgeon,--I don"t say it _is_, but supposin" it was,--what"s that to you?" sez I, for I thought my poor bor Bob what lives in the country had got into trouble agin and had sent for me."
"Go on, mother," said Cyril, "what did the shiny Quaker say then?"
""Well then," sez "e, "if your name is Mrs. Gudgeon, there is a pootty gal as is, I am told, a-livin" along o" you." "Oh, oh, my fine shiny Quaker gent," sez I, an" I flings the door wide open an" there I stan"s in the doorway, "it"s _her_ you wants, is it?" sez I. "And pray what does my fine shiny Quaker gent want wi" my darter?" "Your darter?" sez "e, an opens "is mouth like this, and shets it agin like a rat-trap. "Yis, my darter," sez I. "I s"pose," sez I, "you think she ain"t "ansom enough to be my darter. No more she ain"t," sez I; "but she takes arter her father, an" werry sorry she is for it," sez I. "I want to put her in the way of "arnin" some money," sez "e. "Oh, _do_ you?" sez I. "How very kind! I"m sure it does a pore woman"s "eart good to see how kind you gents is to us pore women"s pootty darters," sez I,--"even shiny Quaker gents as is generally so quiet.
You"re not the fust shiny gent," sez I, "as "ez followed "er "um, I can tell you,--not the fust by a long way; but up to now," sez I, "I"ve allus managed to send you all away with a flea in your ears, cuss you for a lot of wicious warm exits, young and old," sez I, "an"
if you don"t get out," sez I--"My good woman, you mistake my attentions," sez "e. "Oh no, I don"t," sez I, "not a bit on it. It"s sich ole sinners as you in your shiny black coats," sez I, "as I never _do_ mistake, and if you don"t git out there"s a pump-"andle behind this werry door, as my poor bor Bob brought up from the country for me to sell for him--" "My good woman," sez "e, "I am a hartist," sez "e. "What"s that?" sez I. "A painter," sez "e. "A painter, air you? you don"t look it," sez I. "P"raps it"s holiday time with ye," sez I, "and that makes you look so varnishy. Well, and what do painters more nor any other trade want with pore women"s pootty darters?" sez I,--"more nor plumbers nor glaziers, nor bricklayers, for the matter of that?" sez I. "But I ain"t a "ousepainter," sez "e; "I paints picturs, and I want this gal to set as a moral," sez "e. "A moral! an" what"s a moral?" sez I. "You ain"t a-goin" to play none o" your shiny-coat larks wi" my pootty darter,"
sez I. "I wants to paint her portrait," sez "e, "an" then put it in a pictur." "Oh," sez I, "you wants to paint her portrait "cause she"s such a pootty gal, an" then you wants to make believe you drawed it out of your own "ead, an" sell it," sez I. "Oh, but you"re a downy one, you are, an" no mistake," sez I. "But I likes you none the wuss for that. I likes a downy chap, an" I don"t see no objection to that; but how much will you give to paint my pootty darter?" sez I. "P"raps I"d better come in," sez he. "P"raps you "ad, if we"re a-comin" to bisniss," sez I; "so jest make a long leg an" step over them dirty-nosed child"n o" Mrs. Mix"s, a-settin" on my doorstep, an" I dessay we sha"n"t quarrel over a "undud p"un" or two," sez I. An"
then I bust out a-larfin" agin--I shall die a-larfin"." And then she added suddenly in the same tone of sadness, "if I don"t die a-cryin"."
"Really, mother," said Cyril, "it is very egotistical of you to interrupt your story with prophecies about the mood in which you will probably shuffle off the Gudgeon coil and take to Gudgeon wings. It is the shiny Quaker we want to know about."
"And then the shiny Quaker comes in," said the woman, "and I shets the door, being be"ind "im, and that skears _"im_ for a moment, till I bust out a-larfin": "Oh, you needn"t be afeard," sez I;--"when we burgles a Quaker in Primrose Court we never minces "im for sossingers, "e"s so "ily in "is flavour." Well, sir, to cut a long story short, I agrees to take my pootty darter to the Quaker gent"s studero; an" I takes "er nex" day, an" "e puts her in a pictur. But afore long," continued the old woman, leering round at Cyril, "lo!
and behold, a young swell, p"raps a young lord in disguise (I don"t want to be pussonal, an" so I sha"n"t tell his name), "e comes into that studero one day when I was a-settlin" up with the Quaker gent for the week"s pay, an" he sets an" admires me, till I sets an"
blushes as I"m a-blushin" at this werry moment; an" when I gits "ome, I sez to Polly Onion (that"s a pal o" mine as lives on the ground floor), I sez, "Poll, bring my best lookin"-gla.s.s out o" my bowdore, an" let"s have a look at my old chops, for I"m blowed if there ain"t a young swell, p"raps a young lord in disguise, as "ez fell "ead over ears in love with me." And sure enough when I goes back to the studero the werry nex" time, my young swell "e sez to me, "It"s your own pootty face as I wants for _my_ moral. I dessay your darter"s a stunner--I ain"t seen her yit--but she cain"t be nothin" to you." And I sez to "im, "In course she ain"t, for she takes arter her father"s family, pore gal, and werry sorry she is for it.""
At this moment a servant entered and said Mr. Wilderspin was waiting in the hall.
All hope having now fled of my getting a private word with Cyril that afternoon, I was preparing to slip I away; but he would not let me go.
"I don"t want Wilderspin to know about the caricature till it is finished," whispered he to me; "so I told Bunner never to let him come suddenly upon me. You"d better be off, mother," he said to the old woman, "and come again to-morrow."
She bustled up and, throwing off the j.a.panese finery, left the room, while Cyril removed the drawing from the easel and hid it away.
"Isn"t she delightful?" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Cyril.
"Delightful! What, that old wretch? All that interests me in her is the change in her voice after she says she will die laughing."
"Oh," said Cyril, "she seems to be troubled with a drunken son in the country somewhere, who is always getting into sc.r.a.pes. Wilderspin"s in love with her daughter, a wonderfully beautiful girl, the finding of whom at the very moment when he was in despair for the want of the right model gave the final turn to his head. He thinks she was sent to him from Paradise by his mother"s spirit! He does, I a.s.sure you."
"Wilderspin in love with a model!"
"Oh, not _a la_ Raphael."
"If you think Wilderspin to be in love with any woman, you little know what love is," I exclaimed. "He is in love with his art and with that beautiful memory of his mother"s self-sacrifice which has shattered his reason, but built up his genius. Except as a means towards the production of those pictures that possess him, no model is anything more to him than his palette-knife. Shall you be alone this evening?"
"This evening I dine at Sleaford"s. To-morrow I am due in Paris."
Wilderspin, who had now entered the studio, seemed genuinely pleased to see me again, and told me that in a few days he should be able to borrow "Faith and Love" of its owner for the purpose of beginning a replica of it, and hoped then to have the pleasure of showing it to me.
"I observed Mrs. Gudgeon in the hall," said he to Cyril. "To think that so unlovely a woman should, through an illusion of the senses, seem to be the mere material mother of her who was sent to me from the spirit-world in the very depths of my despair! Wonderful are the ways of the spirit-world. Ah, Mr. Aylwin, did it never occur to you how important is the expression of the model from whom you work?"
"I am not a painter," I said, "only an amateur," trying to stop a conversation that might run on for an hour.
"It has never occurred to you! That is strange. Let me read to you a pa.s.sage upon this subject just published in _The Art Review_, written by the great painter D"Arcy."
He then took from Cyril"s table a number of _The Art Review_, and began to read aloud:--
It is a curious thing that not only the general public, but the art connoisseurs and the writers upon art, although they know full well how a painter goes to work in painting a picture, speak and write as though they thought that the head of a beautiful woman was drawn from the painter"s inner consciousness, instead of from the real woman who sits to him as a model. Notwithstanding all the technical excellence of Raphael, his extraordinary good luck in finding the model that suited his genius had very much to do with his enormous success and fame. And with all Michael Angelo"s instinct for grandeur, if he had not been equally lucky in regard to models, he could never adequately have expressed that genius. It is impossible to give vitality to the painting of any head unless the artist has nature before him; this is why no true judge of pictures was ever deceived as to the difference between an original and a copy. It stands to reason that in every picture of a head, howsoever the model"s features may be idealised, Nature"s own handiwork and mastery must dominate.