They stared at him, while Babbitt crowed, "Paul there has certainly got one great little eye for picturesque places and quaint sights and all that stuff. "D of been an author or something if he hadn"t gone into the roofing line."
Paul looked annoyed. (Babbitt sometimes wondered if Paul appreciated his loyal boosting.) The man in the velour hat grunted, "Well, personally, I think Sh.e.l.ling-Horton keep their works awful dirty. b.u.m routing. But I don"t suppose there"s any law against calling "em "picturesque" if it gets you that way!"
Paul sulkily returned to his newspaper and the conversation logically moved on to trains.
"What time do we get into Pittsburg?" asked Babbitt.
"Pittsburg? I think we get in at--no, that was last year"s schedule--wait a minute--let"s see--got a time-table right here."
"I wonder if we"re on time?"
"Yuh, sure, we must be just about on time."
"No, we aren"t--we were seven minutes late, last station."
"Were we? Straight? Why, gosh, I thought we were right on time."
"No, we"re about seven minutes late."
"Yuh, that"s right; seven minutes late."
The porter entered--a negro in white jacket with bra.s.s b.u.t.tons.
"How late are we, George?" growled the fat man.
""Deed, I don"t know, sir. I think we"re about on time," said the porter, folding towels and deftly tossing them up on the rack above the washbowls. The council stared at him gloomily and when he was gone they wailed:
"I don"t know what"s come over these n.i.g.g.e.rs, nowadays. They never give you a civil answer."
"That"s a fact. They"re getting so they don"t have a single bit of respect for you. The old-fashioned c.o.o.n was a fine old cuss--he knew his place--but these young dinges don"t want to be porters or cotton-pickers. Oh, no! They got to be lawyers and professors and Lord knows what all! I tell you, it"s becoming a pretty serious problem. We ought to get together and show the black man, yes, and the yellow man, his place. Now, I haven"t got one particle of race-prejudice. I"m the first to be glad when a n.i.g.g.e.r succeeds--so long as he stays where he belongs and doesn"t try to usurp the rightful authority and business ability of the white man."
"That"s the i.! And another thing we got to do," said the man with the velour hat (whose name was Koplinsky), "is to keep these d.a.m.n foreigners out of the country. Thank the Lord, we"re putting a limit on immigration. These Dagoes and Hunkies have got to learn that this is a white man"s country, and they ain"t wanted here. When we"ve a.s.similated the foreigners we got here now and learned "em the principles of Americanism and turned "em into regular folks, why then maybe we"ll let in a few more."
"You bet. That"s a fact," they observed, and pa.s.sed on to lighter topics. They rapidly reviewed motor-car prices, tire-mileage, oil-stocks, fishing, and the prospects for the wheat-crop in Dakota.
But the fat man was impatient at this waste of time. He was a veteran traveler and free of illusions. Already he had a.s.serted that he was "an old he-one." He leaned forward, gathered in their attention by his expression of sly humor, and grumbled, "Oh, h.e.l.l, boys, let"s cut out the formality and get down to the stories!"
They became very lively and intimate.
Paul and the boy vanished. The others slid forward on the long seat, unb.u.t.toned their vests, thrust their feet up on the chairs, pulled the stately bra.s.s cuspidors nearer, and ran the green window-shade down on its little trolley, to shut them in from the uncomfortable strangeness of night. After each bark of laughter they cried, "Say, jever hear the one about--" Babbitt was expansive and virile. When the train stopped at an important station, the four men walked up and down the cement platform, under the vast smoky train-shed roof, like a stormy sky, under the elevated footways, beside crates of ducks and sides of beef, in the mystery of an unknown city. They strolled abreast, old friends and well content. At the long-drawn "Alllll aboarrrrrd"--like a mountain call at dusk--they hastened back into the smoking-compartment, and till two of the morning continued the droll tales, their eyes damp with cigar-smoke and laughter. When they parted they shook hands, and chuckled, "Well, sir, it"s been a great session. Sorry to bust it up. Mighty glad to met you."
Babbitt lay awake in the close hot tomb of his Pullman berth, shaking with remembrance of the fat man"s limerick about the lady who wished to be wild. He raised the shade; he lay with a puffy arm tucked between his head and the skimpy pillow, looking out on the sliding silhouettes of trees, and village lamps like exclamation-points. He was very happy.
CHAPTER XI
I
THEY had four hours in New York between trains. The one thing Babbitt wished to see was the Pennsylvania Hotel, which had been built since his last visit. He stared up at it, muttering, "Twenty-two hundred rooms and twenty-two hundred baths! That"s got everything in the world beat. Lord, their turnover must be--well, suppose price of rooms is four to eight dollars a day, and I suppose maybe some ten and--four times twenty-two hundred-say six times twenty-two hundred--well, anyway, with restaurants and everything, say summers between eight and fifteen thousand a day.
Every day! I never thought I"d see a thing like that! Some town! Of course the average fellow in Zenith has got more Individual Initiative than the fourflushers here, but I got to hand it to New York. Yes, sir, town, you"re all right--some ways. Well, old Paulski, I guess we"ve seen everything that"s worth while. How"ll we kill the rest of the time?
Movie?"
But Paul desired to see a liner. "Always wanted to go to Europe--and, by thunder, I will, too, some day before I past out," he sighed.
From a rough wharf on the North River they stared at the stern of the Aquitania and her stacks and wireless antenna lifted above the dock-house which shut her in.
"By golly," Babbitt droned, "wouldn"t be so bad to go over to the Old Country and take a squint at all these ruins, and the place where Shakespeare was born. And think of being able to order a drink whenever you wanted one! Just range up to a bar and holler out loud, "Gimme a c.o.c.ktail, and darn the police!" Not bad at all. What juh like to see, over there, Paulibus?"
Paul did not answer. Babbitt turned. Paul was standing with clenched fists, head drooping, staring at the liner as in terror. His thin body, seen against the summer-glaring planks of the wharf, was childishly meager.
Again, "What would you hit for on the other side, Paul?"
Scowling at the steamer, his breast heaving, Paul whispered, "Oh, my G.o.d!" While Babbitt watched him anxiously he snapped, "Come on, let"s get out of this," and hastened down the wharf, not looking back.
"That"s funny," considered Babbitt. "The boy didn"t care for seeing the ocean boats after all. I thought he"d be interested in "em."
II
Though he exulted, and made sage speculations about locomotive horse-power, as their train climbed the Maine mountain-ridge and from the summit he looked down the shining way among the pines; though he remarked, "Well, by golly!" when he discovered that the station at Katadumcook, the end of the line, was an aged freight-car; Babbitt"s moment of impa.s.sioned release came when they sat on a tiny wharf on Lake Sunasquam, awaiting the launch from the hotel. A raft had floated down the lake; between the logs and the sh.o.r.e, the water was transparent, thin-looking, flashing with minnows. A guide in black felt hat with trout-flies in the band, and flannel shirt of a peculiarly daring blue, sat on a log and whittled and was silent. A dog, a good country dog, black and woolly gray, a dog rich in leisure and in meditation, scratched and grunted and slept. The thick sunlight was lavish on the bright water, on the rim of gold-green balsam boughs, the silver birches and tropic ferns, and across the lake it burned on the st.u.r.dy shoulders of the mountains. Over everything was a holy peace.
Silent, they loafed on the edge of the wharf, swinging their legs above the water. The immense tenderness of the place sank into Babbitt, and he murmured, "I"d just like to sit here--the rest of my life--and whittle--and sit. And never hear a typewriter. Or Stan Graff fussing in the "phone. Or Rone and Ted sc.r.a.pping. Just sit. Gosh!"
He patted Paul"s shoulder. "How does it strike you, old snoozer?"
"Oh, it"s darn good, Georgie. There"s something sort of eternal about it."
For once, Babbitt understood him.
III
Their launch rounded the bend; at the head of the lake, under a mountain slope, they saw the little central dining-shack of their hotel and the crescent of squat log cottages which served as bedrooms. They landed, and endured the critical examination of the habitues who had been at the hotel for a whole week. In their cottage, with its high stone fireplace, they hastened, as Babbitt expressed it, to "get into some regular he-togs." They came out; Paul in an old gray suit and soft white shirt; Babbitt in khaki shirt and vast and flapping khaki trousers. It was excessively new khaki; his rimless spectacles belonged to a city office; and his face was not tanned but a city pink. He made a discordant noise in the place. But with infinite satisfaction he slapped his legs and crowed, "Say, this is getting back home, eh?"
They stood on the wharf before the hotel. He winked at Paul and drew from his back pocket a plug of chewing-tobacco, a vulgarism forbidden in the Babbitt home. He took a chew, beaming and wagging his head as he tugged at it. "Um! Um! Maybe I haven"t been hungry for a wad of eating-tobacco! Have some?"
They looked at each other in a grin of understanding. Paul took the plug, gnawed at it. They stood quiet, their jaws working. They solemnly spat, one after the other, into the placid water. They stretched voluptuously, with lifted arms and arched backs. From beyond the mountains came the shuffling sound of a far-off train. A trout leaped, and fell back in a silver circle. They sighed together.
IV
They had a week before their families came. Each evening they planned to get up early and fish before breakfast. Each morning they lay abed till the breakfast-bell, pleasantly conscious that there were no efficient wives to rouse them. The mornings were cold; the fire was kindly as they dressed.
Paul was distressingly clean, but Babbitt reveled in a good sound dirtiness, in not having to shave till his spirit was moved to it. He treasured every grease spot and fish-scale on his new khaki trousers.
All morning they fished unenergetically, or tramped the dim and aqueous-lighted trails among rank ferns and moss sprinkled with crimson bells. They slept all afternoon, and till midnight played stud-poker with the guides. Poker was a serious business to the guides. They did not gossip; they shuffled the thick greasy cards with a deft ferocity menacing to the "sports;" and Joe Paradise, king of guides, was sarcastic to loiterers who halted the game even to scratch.