CONRAD. No. Some being quite different from us.
LUBIN. Is that altogether desirable?
FRANKLYN. I fear so. However that may be, we may be quite sure of one thing. We shall not be let alone. The force behind evolution, call it what you will, is determined to solve the problem of civilization; and if it cannot do it through us, it will produce some more capable agents.
Man is not G.o.d"s last word: G.o.d can still create. If you cannot do His work He will produce some being who can.
BURGE [_with zealous reverence_] What do we know about Him, Barnabas?
What does anyone know about Him?
CONRAD. We know this about Him with absolute certainty. The power my brother calls G.o.d proceeds by the method of Trial and Error; and if we turn out to be one of the errors, we shall go the way of the mastodon and the megatherium and all the other sc.r.a.pped experiments.
LUBIN [_rising and beginning to walk up and down the room with his considering cap on_] I admit that I am impressed, gentlemen. I will go so far as to say that your theory is likely to prove more interesting than ever Welsh Disestablishment was. But as a practical politician--hm!
Eh, Burge?
CONRAD. We are not practical politicians. We are out to get something done. Practical politicians are people who have mastered the art of using parliament to prevent anything being done.
FRANKLYN. When we get matured statesmen and citizens--
LUBIN [_stopping short_] Citizens! Oh! Are the citizens to live three hundred years as well as the statesmen?
CONRAD. Of course.
LUBIN. I confess that had not occurred to me [_he sits down abruptly, evidently very unfavorably affected by this new light_].
_Savvy and Haslam look at one another with unspeakable feelings._
BURGE. Do you think it would be wise to go quite so far at first? Surely it would be more prudent to begin with the best men.
FRANKLYN. You need not be anxious about that. It will begin with the best men.
LUBIN. I am glad to hear you say so. You see, we must put this into a practical parliamentary shape.
BURGE. We shall have to draft a Bill: that is the long and the short of it. Until you have your Bill drafted you don"t know what you are really doing: that is my experience.
LUBIN. Quite so. My idea is that whilst we should interest the electorate in this as a sort of religious aspiration and personal hope, using it at the same time to remove their prejudices against those of us who are getting on in years, it would be in the last degree upsetting and even dangerous to enable everyone to live longer than usual.
Take the mere question of the manufacture of the specific, whatever it may be! There are forty millions of people in the country. Let me a.s.sume for the sake of ill.u.s.tration that each person would have to consume, say, five ounces a day of the elixir. That would be--let me see--five times three hundred and sixty-five is--um--twenty-five--thirty-two--eighteen--eighteen hundred and twenty-five ounces a year: just two ounces over the hundredweight.
BURGE. Two million tons a year, in round numbers, of stuff that everyone would clamor for: that men would trample down women and children in the streets to get at. You couldnt produce it. There would be blue murder.
It"s out of the question. We must keep the actual secret to ourselves.
CONRAD [_staring at them_] The actual secret! What on earth is the man talking about?
BURGE. The stuff. The powder. The bottle. The tabloid. Whatever it is.
You said it wasnt lemons.
CONRAD. My good sir: I have no powder, no bottle, no tabloid. I am not a quack: I am a biologist. This is a thing thats going to happen.
LUBIN [_completely let down_] Going to happen! Oh! Is that all? [_He looks at his watch_].
BURGE. Going to happen! What do you mean? Do you mean that you cant make it happen?
CONRAD. No more than I could have made you happen.
FRANKLYN. We can put it into men"s heads that there is nothing to prevent its happening but their own will to die before their work is done, and their own ignorance of the splendid work there is for them to do.
CONRAD. Spread that knowledge and that conviction; and as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow, the thing will happen.
FRANKLYN. We don"t know where or when or to whom it will happen. It may happen first to someone in this room.
HASLAM. It wont happen to me: thats jolly sure.
CONRAD. It might happen to anyone. It might happen to the parlor maid.
How do we know?
SAVVY. The parlor maid! Oh, thats nonsense, Nunk.
LUBIN [_once more quite comfortable_] I think Miss Savvy has delivered the final verdict.
BURGE. Do you mean to say that you have nothing more practical to offer than the mere wish to live longer? Why, if people could live by merely wishing to, we should all be living for ever already! Everybody would like to live for ever. Why don"t they?
CONRAD. Pshaw! Everybody would like to have a million of money. Why havnt they? Because the men who would like to be millionaires wont save sixpence even with the chance of starvation staring them in the face.
The men who want to live for ever wont cut off a gla.s.s of beer or a pipe of tobacco, though they believe the teetotallers and non-smokers live longer. That sort of liking is not willing. See what they do when they know they must.
FRANKLYN. Do not mistake mere idle fancies for the tremendous miracle-working force of Will nerved to creation by a conviction of Necessity. I tell you men capable of such willing, and realizing its necessity, will do it reluctantly, under inner compulsion, as all great efforts are made. They will hide what they are doing from themselves: they will take care not to know what they are doing. They will live three hundred years, not because they would like to, but because the soul deep down in them will know that they must, if the world is to be saved.
LUBIN [_turning to Franklyn and patting him almost paternally_] Well, my dear Barnabas, for the last thirty years the post has brought me at least once a week a plan from some crank or other for the establishment of the millennium. I think you are the maddest of all the cranks; but you are much the most interesting. I am conscious of a very curious mixture of relief and disappointment in finding that your plan is all moonshine, and that you have nothing practical to offer us. But what a pity! It is such a fascinating idea! I think you are too hard on us practical men; but there are men in every Government, even on the Front Bench, who deserve all you say. And now, before dropping the subject, may I put just one question to you? An idle question, since nothing can come of it; but still--
FRANKLYN. Ask your question.
LUBIN. Why do you fix three hundred years as the exact figure?
FRANKLYN. Because we must fix some figure. Less would not be enough; and more would be more than we dare as yet face.
LUBIN. Pooh! I am quite prepared to face three thousand, not to say three million.
CONRAD. Yes, because you don"t believe you Will be called on to make good your word.
FRANKLYN [_gently_] Also, perhaps, because you have never been troubled much by vision of the future.
BURGE [_with intense conviction_] The future does not exist for Henry Hopkins Lubin.
LUBIN. If by the future you mean the millennial delusions which you use as a bunch of carrots to lure the uneducated British donkey to the polling booth to vote for you, it certainly does not.
SURGE. I can see the future not only because, if I may say so in all humility, I have been gifted with a certain power of spiritual vision, but because I have practised as a solicitor. A solicitor has to advise families. He has to think of the future and know the past. His office is the real modern confessional. Among other things he has to make people"s wills for them. He has to shew them how to provide for their daughters after their deaths. Has it occurred to you, Lubin, that if you live three hundred years, your daughters will have to wait a devilish long time for their money?
FRANKLYN. The money may not wait for them. Few investments flourish for three hundred years.
SAVVY. And what about before your death? Suppose they didn"t get married! Imagine a girl living at home with her mother and on her father for three hundred years! Theyd murder her if she didn"t murder them first.