ZOO [_loudly_] Yes, if you want to. You can stand on your head if you like. [_She sits down carelessly on the gallery railing, with her back to the abyss_].
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN [_jarred by her callousness_] We desire to behave in a becoming manner.
ZOO. Very well. Behave just as you feel. It doesn"t matter how you behave. But keep your wits about you when the pythoness ascends, or you will forget the questions you have come to ask her.
THE ENVOY} {[[_very nervous, takes out a paper to_]
} [[_simul-_] {[_refresh his memory_]] Ahem!
THE DAUGHTER} [_taneously_]]{[[_alarmed_]] The pythoness? Is she } {a snake?
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN. Tch-ch! The priestess of the oracle. A sybil. A prophetess. Not a snake.
THE WIFE. How awful!
ZOO. I"m glad you think so.
THE WIFE. Oh dear! Dont you think so?
ZOO. No. This sort of thing is got up to impress you, not to impress me.
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN. I wish you would let it impress us, then, madam.
I am deeply impressed; but you are spoiling the effect.
ZOO. You just wait. All this business with colored lights and chords on that old organ is only tomfoolery. Wait til you see the pythoness.
_The Envoy"s wife falls on her knees, and takes refuge in prayer._
THE DAUGHTER [_trembling_] Are we really going to see a woman who has lived three hundred years?
ZOO. Stuff! Youd drop dead if a tertiary as much as looked at you. The oracle is only a hundred and seventy; and you"ll find it hard enough to stand her.
THE DAUGHTER [_piteously_] Oh! [_she falls on her knees_].
THE ENVOY. Whew! Stand by me, Poppa. This is a little more than I bargained for. Are you going to kneel; or how?
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN. Perhaps it would be in better taste.
_The two men kneel._
_The vapor of the abyss thickens; and a distant roll of thunder seems to come from its depths. The pythoness, seated on her tripod, rises slowly from it. She has discarded the insulating robe and veil in which she conversed with Napoleon, and is now draped and hooded in voluminous folds of a single piece of grey-white stuff. Something supernatural about her terrifies the beholders, who throw themselves on their faces.
Her outline flows and waves: she is almost distinct at moments, and again vague and shadowy: above all, she is larger than life-size, not enough to be measured by the fl.u.s.tered congregation, but enough to affect them with a dreadful sense of her supernaturalness._
ZOO. Get up, get up. Do pull yourselves together, you people.
_The Envoy and his family, by shuddering negatively, intimate that it is impossible. The Elderly Gentleman manages to get on his hands and knees._
ZOO. Come on, Daddy: you are not afraid. Speak to her. She wont wait here all day for you, you know.
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN [_rising very deferentially to his feet_] Madam: you will excuse my very natural nervousness in addressing, for the first time in my life, a--a--a--a G.o.ddess. My friend and relative the Envoy is unhinged. I throw myself upon your indulgence--
ZOO [_interrupting him intolerantly_] Dont throw yourself on anything belonging to her or you will go right through her and break your neck.
She isnt solid, like you.
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN. I was speaking figuratively--
ZOO. You have been told not to do it. Ask her what you want to know; and be quick about it.
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN [_stooping and taking the prostrate Envoy by the shoulders_] Ambrose: you must make an effort. You cannot go back to Baghdad without the answers to your questions.
THE ENVOY [_rising to his knees_] I shall be only too glad to get back alive on any terms. If my legs would support me I"d just do a bunk straight for the ship.
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN. No, no. Remember: your dignity--
THE ENVOY. Dignity be d.a.m.ned! I"m terrified. Take me away, for G.o.d"s sake.
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN [_producing a brandy flask and taking the cap off_] Try some of this. It is still nearly full, thank goodness!
THE ENVOY [_clutching it and drinking eagerly_] Ah! Thats better. [_He tries to drink again. Finding that he has emptied it, he hands it back to his father-in-law upside down_].
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN [_taking it_] Great heavens! He has swallowed half-a-pint of neat brandy. [_Much perturbed, he screws the cap on again, and pockets the flask_].
THE ENVOY [_staggering to his feet; pulling a paper from his pocket; and speaking with boisterous confidence_] Get up, Molly. Up with you, Eth.
_The two women rise to their knees._
THE ENVOY. What I want to ask is this. [_He refers to the paper_]. Ahem!
Civilization has reached a crisis. We are at the parting of the ways. We stand on the brink of the Rubicon. Shall we take the plunge? Already a leaf has been torn out of the book of the Sybil. Shall we wait until the whole volume is consumed? On our right is the crater of the volcano: on our left the precipice. One false step, and we go down to annihilation dragging the whole human race with us. [_He pauses for breath_].
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN [_recovering his spirits under the familiar stimulus of political oratory_] Hear, hear!
ZOO. What are you raving about? Ask your question while you have the chance. What is it you want to know?
THE ENVOY [_patronizing her in the manner of a Premier debating with a very young member of the Opposition_] A young woman asks me a question.
I am always glad to see the young taking an interest in politics. It is an impatient question; but it is a practical question, an intelligent question. She asks why we seek to lift a corner of the veil that shrouds the future from our feeble vision.
ZOO. I don"t. I ask you to tell the oracle what you want, and not keep her sitting there all day.
THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN [_warmly_] Order, order!
ZOO. What does "Order, order!" mean?
THE ENVOY. I ask the august oracle to listen to my voice--
ZOO. You people seem never to tire of listening to your voices; but it doesn"t amuse us. What do you want?
THE ENVOY. I want, young woman, to be allowed to proceed without unseemly interruptions.
_A low roll of thunder comes from the abyss._