"Yes, sir."
"And I see he"s been plying you with booze," Wohl went on. "So let me see what The Ledger has to say, and then you can tell me how you f.u.c.ked up."
Matt handed him the newspaper, which Wohl spread out on the bar, and then read, his father looking over his shoulder.
"It could be worse," Chief Wohl said. "I think Nelson is being very careful. Nesfoods takes a lot of tomato soup ads in his newspapers."
"So how did you f.u.c.k up, Matt?" Peter Wohl asked.
Matt told him about his confrontation with H. Richard Detweiler, fighting, he thought successfully, the temptation to offer any kind of an excuse for his inexcusable stupidity.
"You"re sure, son," Chief Wohl asked, "that Detweiler"s girl has a drug problem?""
"If Washington has the nurse in Hahneman, Dad-" Peter Wohl said.
"Yeah, sure," Chief Wohl said. "What about the girl"s relationship with DeZego? How reliable do you think that information is?"
"It"s secondhand," Matt said. "It could just be gossip."
"You didn"t tell her father about that, anyhow, did you, Matt?" Peter Wohl asked.
"No, sir, I didn"t," Matt said. But that triggered the memory of his having told his father. And, shamed again, he felt morally obliged to add that encounter to everything else.
"Well, fortunately for you," Chief Wohl said, looking at Matt, "Jerry tried to belt the photographer. Or did he belt him? Or just try?"
"The paper said "a scuffle ensued," " Peter Wohl said.
"It was more than that," Chief Wohl said, went to the bar and read, somewhat triumphantly from the newspaper story: ". . . "a scuffle ensued during which a Ledger photographer was knocked to the ground and his camera damaged." " Don"t you watch television? A cop is supposed to get the facts."
" "Just the facts, ma"am." " Peter Wohl chuckled, mimicking Sergeant Friday on Dragnet.
"Carlucci is going to be far more upset about that picture being on every other breakfast table in Philadelphia, son," Chief Wohl said, "than about you telling Detweiler his daughter has a drug problem."
"That was pretty G.o.dd.a.m.n dumb," Peter Wohl said.
"Yes, sir, I know it was. And I"m sorry as h.e.l.l," Matt said.
"He was talking about Jerry Carlucci," Chief Wohl said.
"But the shoe fits," Peter Wohl said, "so put it on."
Matt glanced at him. There was a smile on Peter Wohl"s face.
He"s not furious, or even contemptuous, Matt realized, very surprised. He doesn"t even seem very annoyed. It"s as if he expected this sort of stupid behavior from a rookie. Or maybe from a college boy.
"Jerry never learned when not to use his fists," Chief Wohl said, then chuckled. "My G.o.d, the gorilla suit!" He laughed. "You ever tell Matt about Carlucci and the gorilla suit?"
Wohl, chuckling, shook his head.
"You tell him," he said, and walked to the bar.
"Well, this was ten, maybe twelve years ago," Chief Wohl began. "Jerry had Highway. I had Uniformed Patrol. Highway was under Uniformed Patrol then. I kept getting these complaints from everybody, the DA"s office, a couple of judges, Civil Liberties, everybody, that Highway was taking guys to Bustleton and Bowler and working them over before they took them to Central Lockup. So I called Jerry in and read the riot act to him. I was serious, and he knew I was serious. I told him that the first time I could prove that he, or anybody in Highway, was working people over at Bustleton and Bowler, he would be in Traffic the next morning, blowing a whistle at Broad and Market . . ." He paused, glancing over his shoulder. "If you"re making one of those for Matt, my gla.s.s has a hole in it too."
"None for me, thanks," Matt said about two seconds before Peter Wohl handed him a fresh drink.
"Ssh," Peter Wohl said, "you"re interrupting the old man."
"So he stopped for a while," Chief Wohl went on. "Maybe for a week. Then I started hearing about it again. So I went to the sergeant in Central Lockup. I was serious about this and told him the next time they got a prisoner from Highway that looked like he"d been worked over, I wanted to hear about it right then. So, sure enough, two or three nights later, about eleven o"clock at night, I get this call from Central Lockup."
Peter Wohl handed his father a drink.
He looked at it, and then at Matt.
"Don"t worry about getting home, son," he said. "I"ll drive you myself.""
"The h.e.l.l you will." Peter Wohl laughed. "He stays here and you"re getting driven home. The one thing I don"t need is either or both of you running into a bus."
"You"re not suggesting that I"m drunk, are you?"
"It"s not a suggestion at all," Wohl said. "It"s one of those facts you were talking about before." He went to the telephone and dialed a number.
"This is Inspector Wohl," he said. "Would you put out the word to have the nearest Highway car meet me at my house, please?"
"I"m not sure I like that," Chief Wohl said.
"I would rather have you p.i.s.sed at me than Mother, okay?" Wohl said. "Finish the gorilla story."
"Where was I?"
"You got a call from Central Lockup," Peter furnished.
"Yeah. Right. So what happened, Matt, was that I got in my car and went down there. They had a b.u.m, a real wisea.s.s, in one of the cells, and somebody in Highway had really worked him over. Swollen lips. Black eye. The works. And I knew Jerry Carlucci had been out at Bustleton and Bowler.
So I thought I had him. So I went into the cell with this guy and asked him what had happened. "Nothing happened," he said. So I asked him where he got the cut lip and the shiner. And he said, "From a gorilla." And I said "Bulls.h.i.t" and he said a gorilla beat him up, and if I didn"t like it, go f.u.c.k myself. And I asked, where did the gorilla beat him up, and he said "Bustleton and Bowler" and I said there weren"t any gorillas at Bustleton and Bowler, and he said "The h.e.l.l there wasn"t, one of them came into the detention cell there and kicked the s.h.i.t out of me." "
Peter Wohl laughed out loud. "True story, Matt," he said.
"Well," Chief Wohl went on, "like I said, Matt, this guy was a real wisea.s.s, and I knew I was wasting my breath. If Carlucci had beat him up, he wasn"t going to tell me. So I went home. About a week later a piece of paper crossed my desk. It was a court order for the release of evidence in a truck heist before trial. You know what I mean, son?"
"Matt," Peter Wohl said, "sometimes a court will order the release of stolen property to its owners before the case comes to trial, if they can prove undue hardship, that sort of thing."
"Yes, sir," Matt said.
"The evidence was described as "theatrical costumes and accessories." Highway had the evidence. I didn"t pay much attention to it at the time, but the same afternoon, I was out at Bustleton and Bowler, and I was a little curious. So I asked the sergeant where the theatrical costumes were-I was asking, in other words, if they had been returned to the owners yet. The sergeant said, "Everything but the gorilla suit"s out in the storeroom. Captain Carlucci"s got the gorilla suit." "
He put his gla.s.s down and laughed so hard, his eyes watered.
"That G.o.dd.a.m.n Jerry Carlucci had actually put the gorilla suit on, gone into the holding cell, and worked the b.u.m over. And the b.u.m, who had his reputation to think of, was not going to go to court and complain he"d been a.s.saulted by a guy in a gorilla suit. Oh, Jesus, Jerry was one h.e.l.l of a cop!"
There were the sounds of footsteps on the stairs outside, and then a rap at the door. Wohl went to it and opened it. Sergeant Big Bill Henderson stood there.
"Not that I"m not glad to see you, Sergeant," Wohl said, "but I guess I should have asked for a two-man car."
"What"s the problem, Inspector?"
"There"s no problem at all, Sergeant," Chief Wohl said. "My son has got the c.o.c.kamamie idea that I"m too drunk to drive."
"h.e.l.lo, Chief," Big Bill said. "Nice to see you again, sir."
"I was just telling Matt Payne about Jerry Carlucci and the gorilla suit," Chief Wohl said. "You ever hear that story?"
"No, sir," Big Bill said. "You can tell me on the way home. Inspector, I"ll have a car pick up mine and meet me at the chief"s house. Okay?"
"Fine," Wohl said. "Or we could wait for a two-man car.""
"No, I"ll take the chief. I want to hear about the gorilla suit." He winked at Peter Wohl.
Peter Wohl found his father"s coat and helped him into it. Matt saw for the first time that Chief Wohl had a pistol.
I guess once a cop, always a cop.
"You tell Mother going to Groverman"s Bar was your idea, Dad?" Peter said.
"I can handle your mother, don"t you worry about that," Chief Wohl said. He walked over to Matt and shook his hand. "Nice to meet you, son. I probably shouldn"t tell you this, but Peter thinks you"re going to make a h.e.l.l of a cop."
"I said "in twenty years or so" is what I said," Peter Wohl said.
Chief Wohl and Sergeant Henderson left.
Wohl walked past Matt, into his bedroom, and returned in a moment carrying sheets and blankets and a pillow. He tossed them at Matt.
"Make up the couch. Go to bed. Do not snore. Leave quietly in the morning. You are still working with Jason?"
"Yes, sir. I"m to meet him at the Roundhouse at eight."
"Try not to breathe on him," Wohl said. "I would hate for him to get the idea that you"ve been out till all hours drinking."
"Yes, sir. Good night, sir."
At his bedroom door Peter Wohl turned. "When you hear the gorilla suit story again, and you will, remember that the first time you heard it, you heard it from the source," he said.
"Yes, sir."
"Good night, Matt," Wohl said, and closed the door.
Matt undressed to his underwear. The last thing he took off was his ankle holster. He laid it on the table beside his tuxedo trousers.
My gun, he thought. The tool of the policeman"s trade. Chief Wohl still carries his. And Chief Wohl thinks I"m a cop. A rookie, maybe, but a cop. He wouldn"t "t have told that story to a civilian, about the mayor when he was a cop, putting on a gorilla suit and knocking some wisea.s.s around. I wouldn"t tell it to my father; he"s a civilian and wouldn"t understand. And Chief Wohl wasn"t kidding when he said that Inspector Wohl told him he thought I could make a good cop.
Matt Payne went to sleep feeling much happier than when he had walked in the door.
SIXTEEN.
Matt Payne"s bladder woke him with a call to immediate action at half past five. It posed something of a problem. There was only one toilet in Peter Wohl"s apartment, off his bedroom. It was either try to use that without waking Wohl or going outside and relieving himself against the wall of the garage, something that struck him as disgusting to do, but he knew he could not make it to the nearest open diner or hamburger joint.
When he stood up, the decision-making process resolved itself. A sharp pain told him he could not wait until he got outside.
On tiptoe he marched past Wohl, who was sleeping on his stomach with his head under a pillow. He carefully closed the door to the bathroom, raised the lid, and tried to accomplish what had to be done as quietly as possible. He had just congratulated himself on his skill doing that and begun to hope that he could tiptoe back out of Wohl"s room undiscovered when the toilet, having been flushed, began to refill the tank. It sounded like Niagara Falls.
Finally it stopped, with a groan like a wounded elephant. Matt opened the door and looked. Wohl did not appear to have moved. Matt tiptoed past the foot of Wohl"s bed and made it almost to the door.
"Good morning, Officer Payne," Wohl said from under his pillow. "You"re up with the G.o.dd.a.m.n roosters, I see."
"Sorry," Matt said.
He closed Wohl"s door, dressed quickly, left the apartment as quietly as he could, and drove to Rittenhouse Square. He went directly to the refrigerator, took out a half gallon of milk, and filled a large gla.s.s. It was sour.
Holding his nose, he poured it down the drain, then leaned against the sink.
The red light on his telephone answering machine was flashing.
"Why did you leave?" Amanda"s voice inquired metallically. Because, after telling me the cruise ship had docked, you went to bed. "I hope I didn"t run you off." Perish the thought! "Call me." Now? It"s quarter after six in the morning!
This was followed by electronic beeping noises that indicated that half a dozen callers had declined Matt"s recorded invitation to leave their number so he could get back to them. Then a familiar, deep, well-modulated voice: "This is Jason, Matt. I"ve got to do something first thing in the morning. Don"t bother to come to the Roundhouse. I"ll either see you at Bustleton and Bowler around nine, or I"ll call you there."
Another series, five this time, of electronic beeping noises, indicating that many callers had not elected to leave a recorded message, and then Amanda"s recorded voice, sounding as if she were torn between sorrow and indignation, demanded, "Where the h.e.l.l are you? I"ve called you every half hour for hours. Call me!"
Matt looked at his watch.
It is now 6:18 a.m. I will shower and shave and see if I can eliminate the source of the rumbling in my belly, and then dress, and by then it will be close to 7:00 a.m., and I will call you then, because I really don"t want to talk to Mrs. Soames T. Browne at 6:18 a.m.
At 7:02 a.m. Matt called the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Soames T. Browne and asked for Miss Spencer. Mrs. Soames T. Browne came on the line. Mrs. Browne told him that five minutes before, Amanda had gotten into her car and driven home, and that if he wanted her opinion, his behavior in the last couple of days had been despicable. She said she had no idea what he"d said or done to Amanda to make her cry that way and didn"t want to know, but obviously he was still as cavalier about other people"s feelings as he had always been. She told him she had not been surprised that he had thought it amusing to try to get Chad drunk before the wedding, but she really had been surprised to learn that he had been spreading scurrilous stories about poor Penny Detweiler to one and all, with the poor girl lying at death"s door in the hospital.
And then she terminated the conversation without the customary closing salutation.
"Oh, s.h.i.t!" Matt said to a dead telephone.
He put on his necktie, slipped his revolver into his ankle holster, and left the apartment. He went to his favorite restaurant, Archie"s, on 16th Street, where he had the specialite de la maison, a chili dog with onions and two bottles of root beer, for his breakfast.
Then he got in the Porsche and headed for Bustleton and Bowler. He was almost there when he noticed that a thumb-sized glob of chili had eluded the bun and come to rest on his necktie and shirt.