"I don"t know. I was just thinking that there is a silver lining in every black cloud. I"m going to give myself the benefit of the doubt there; no pun was intended, and no racial slur should be inferred. What I was thinking is that young Lewis, unlike the last bright, college-educated rookie I was blessed with, at least knows his way around the Department. He"s been working his way through school as a police radio operator. Mike Sabara has been talking about having a special radio net for Highway Patrol and Special Operations. Maybe something to do with that."
When they pulled into the parking lot at Bustleton and Bowler, Matt saw that Captain Mike Sabara"s car was in the s.p.a.ce reserved for it. Wohl saw it at the same moment. Sabara was Wohl"s deputy.
"Captain Sabara"s still here. Good. I need to talk to him. You can take off, Matt. I"ll see you in the morning."
"Yes, sir," Matt said.
He did not volunteer to hang around. He had learned that if Wohl had a need for him, he would have told him to wait. And he had learned that if he was being sent home, thirty minutes early, it was because Wohl didn"t want him around. Wohl had decided that whatever he had to say to Captain Sabara was none of Officer Payne"s business.
THREE.
Matt Payne walked a block and a half to the Sunoco gas station at which he paid to park his car. Wohl had warned him not to leave it in the street if he couldn"t find a spot for it in the police parking lot; playful neighborhood youths loved to draw curving lines on automobile fenders and doors with keys and other sharp objects, taking special pains with nice cars they suspected belonged to policemen.
"Getting a cop"s nice car is worth two gold stars to take home to Mommy," Wohl had told him.
Matt got in his car, checked to see that he had enough gas for the night"s activities, and then started home, which meant back downtown.
He drove a 1974 silver Porsche 911 Carrera with less than five thousand miles on the odometer. It had been his graduation present, sort of. He had graduated c.u.m laude from the University of Pennsylvania and had expected a car to replace the well-worn Volkswagen bug he had driven since he"d gotten his driver"s license at sixteen. But he had not expected a Porsche.
"This is your reward," his father had told him, "for making it to voting age and through college without having required my professional services to get you out of jail, or making me a grandfather before my time."
The Porsche he was driving now was not the one that had surprised him on graduation morning, although it was virtually identical to it.
That car, with 2,107 miles on the speedometer, had suffered a collision, and Matt had come out of that a devout believer that an uninsured-motorist clause was a splendid thing to have in your insurance policy, providing of course that you had access to the services, pro bono familias, of a good lawyer to make the insurance company live up to its implied a.s.surances.
The first car had been struck on the right rear end by a 1970 Ford van. The driver did so intentionally, hoping to squash Matthew Payne between the two and thus permitting himself to carry on with his intentions to carry a Mrs. Naomi Schneider, who was at the time trussed up naked in the back of the van under a tarpaulin, off to a cabin in Bucks County for rape and dismemberment.
He failed to squash Officer Payne, who had jumped out of the way and, a moment later, shot him to death with his off-duty revolver.
The deceased, Matt learned shortly after the Porsche dealer had given him a first rough but chilling estimate of repair costs, had no insurance that a diligent search of Department of Motor Vehicle records in Harrisburg could find.
He next learned the opinion of legal counsel to the Philadelphia Police Department vis-a-vis the outrage perpetrated against his vehicle: Inasmuch as Officer Payne was not on duty at the time of the incident, the Police Department had no responsibility to make good any alleged damages to his personal automobile.
Next came a letter on the crisp, engraved stationery of the First Continental a.s.surance Company of Hartford, Connecticut. It informed the insured that since he had said nothing whatever on his application for insurance that he was either a police officer or that he intended to use his car in carrying out his police duties; and inasmuch as it had come to their attention that he was actually domiciled in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, rather than as his application stated, in Wallingford, Pennsylvania; and inasmuch as they would have declined to insure him if any one of the aforementioned facts had come to their attention; they clearly had no obligation in the case at hand.
Furthermore, the letter was to serve as notice that inasmuch as the coverage had been issued based on his misrepresentation of the facts, it was canceled herewith, and a refund of premium would be issued in due course.
He tried to handle the problem himself. He was, after all, no longer a little boy who had to run to Daddy with every little problem but a grown man, a university graduate, and a police officer.
His next learning experience was how insurance companies regarded their potential liability in insuring unmarried males under the age of twenty-five who drove automobiles with 140-mile-per-hour speedometers that were fancied by car thieves and whose previous insurance had been canceled. Five insurance agents as much as laughed at him, and the sixth thought he might be able to get Matt coverage whose premium would have left Matt not quite one hundred dollars a month from his pay to eat, drink, and be merry. At that point he went see Daddy.
The next Monday morning, a letter on crisp, engraved stationery, the letterhead of Mawson, Payne, Stockton, McAdoo & Lester, Philadelphia Savings Fund Society Building, Philadelphia, went out to the general counsel of the First Continental a.s.surance Company of Hartford, Connecticut. It was signed by J. Dunlop Mawson, senior partner, and began, "My Dear Charley," which was a rather unusual lack of formality for anyone connected with Mawson, Payne, Stockton, McAdoo & Lester.
But Colonel Mawson had quickly come to the point. Mawson, Payne, Stockton, McAdoo & Lester was representing Matthew W. Payne, he said, and it was their intention to sue First Continental a.s.surance Company for breach of contract, praying the court to award $9,505.07 in real damages and $2 million in punitive damages.
Six days later, possibly because the general counsel of First Continental recalled that when they had been socked with a $3.5 million judgment against the Kiley Elevator Company after a hotel guest had been trapped for eight hours in an elevator, thereby suffering great mental pain and anguish, the plaintiff had been represented by Colonel J. Dunlop Mawson of Mawson, Payne, Stockton, McAdoo & Lester, Matt had both a check for $9,505.07 and a letter stating that First Continental a.s.surance Company deeply regretted the misunderstanding and that they hoped to keep the favor of his business for many years.
A week later, after the Porsche mechanic told him that after a smash like that, getting the rear quarter panel and knocking the engine off its mounts, cars were never quite right, Matt took delivery of a new one, and the old one was sent off to be dismantled for parts.
It was generally believed by Mart"s fellow officers that with a car like that he got laid a lot, so how could he miss?
But this was not the case. When he thought about that, and sometimes he thought a lot about it, he realized that he had spent a lot more time making the beast with two backs when he was still at U of P than he had lately.
He had once thought that if the activity had been charted, the delightful physical-encounters chart would show a gradual increase during his freshman and soph.o.m.ore years, rising from practically zero to a satisfactory level halfway through his soph.o.m.ore year. Then the chart would show a plateau lasting through his junior year, then a gradual decline in his senior year. Since his graduation and coming on the job, the chart would show a steep decline, right back to near zero, with one little aberration.
He had encountered a lady at the FOP Bar, off North Broad Street, a divorcee of thirty-five or so who found young policemen fascinating. He did not like to dwell on the aberration on the declining curve.
There were reasons for the decline, of course. In school there seemed to be a pairing off, some of which had resulted in engagements and even marriage. He had never met anyone he wanted to pair with. But there had been a gradual depletion of the pool of availables.
And once he"d graduated and shortly afterward come on the job, he had fallen out of touch with the girls he knew at school and at home.
Tonight, he hoped, the situation might be different. He had met a new girl. He almost had blown that but hadn"t. He had heard that G.o.d takes care of fools and drunks, and he thought he qualified on both counts.
Her name was Amanda Chase Spencer. She had graduated that year from Bennington. Her family lived in Scarsdale and they had a winter place in Palm Beach. So far he liked Amanda very much, which was rather unusual, for it had been his experience, three times that he could immediately call to mind, that strikingly beautiful blond young women of considerable wealth, impeccable social standing, and, in particular those who went to Bennington, were usually a flaming pain in the a.s.s.
Matt had met Amanda only four days before, at the beginning of what they were now calling "the wedding week." He had not at first been pleased with the prospect. When informed by the bridegroom-to-be that it had been arranged that he serve as escort to Miss Spencer throughout the week, his response had been immediate and succinct: "f.u.c.k you, Chad, no G.o.dd.a.m.n way!"
Chad was Chadwick T. Nesbitt IV (University of Pennsylvania "73) of Bala-Cynwyd and Camp Lejeune, North Carolina, where he was a second lieutenant, United States Marine Corps Reserve. Matt Payne and Chad Nesbitt had been best friends since they had met, at age seven, at Episcopal Academy. No one was surprised when Chad announced that Matt would be his best man when he married Miss Daphne Elizabeth Browne (Bennington "73) of Merion and Palm Beach.
"I told you," Mr. Payne had firmly told Lieutenant Nesbitt, "the bachelor party and the wedding, and that"s it."
"She"s Daffy"s maid of honor," Chad protested.
"I don"t give a d.a.m.n if she"s queen of the nymphomaniacs, no, G.o.ddammit, no."
"You don"t like girls anymore?"
"Not when more than two or three of them are gathered together for something like this. And I"ve got a job, you know.""
"Tell me about it, Kojak," Chad Nesbitt had replied.
"Chad, I really don"t have the time," Matt Payne said. "Even if I wanted to."
"I"m beginning to think you"re serious about this, buddy."
"You"re G.o.dd.a.m.n right I"m serious,"
"Okay, okay. Tell you what. Show up for the rehearsal and I"ll work something out."
"All I have to do is show up sober in a monkey suit and hand you the ring. I don"t have to rehea.r.s.e that."
"It"s tails, a.s.shole, you understand that? Not a dinner jacket."
"I will dazzle one and all with my sartorial elegance," Payne said.
"If you don"t show up for the rehearsal, Daffy"s mother will have hysterics."
That was, Matt Payne realized, less a figure of speech than a statement of fact. Mrs. Soames T. Browne was p.r.o.ne to emotional outbursts. Matt still had a clear memory of her shrieking "You dirty little boy" at him the day she discovered him playing doctor with Daphne at age five. And he knew that nothing that had happened since had really changed her opinion of his character. He knew, too, that she had tried to have Chad pick someone else to serve as his best man.
"Okay," Matt Payne had said, giving in. "The rehearsal, the bachelor dinner, and the wedding. But that"s it. Deal?"
"Deal," Lieutenant Nesbitt had said, shaking his hand and smiling, then adding, "You rotten son of a b.i.t.c.h."
Matt Payne had been waiting inside the vestibule of St. Mark"s Protestant Episcopal Church on Locust Street, between Rittenhouse Square and South Broad Street in central Philadelphia, when the rehearsal party arrived in a convoy of three station wagons, two Mercurys, and a Buick.
Mrs. Soames T. Browne, who was wearing a wide-brimmed hat and a flowing light blue silk dress briefly offered Matt Payne a hand covered in an elbow-length glove.
"h.e.l.lo, Matthew. How nice to see you. Be sure to give my love to your mother and father.""
"I"ll do that, Mrs. Browne," Matt said. "Thank you."
She did not introduce him to the blonde with Daffy.
"Come along, girls," Mrs. Browne said, s.n.a.t.c.hing back her hand and sweeping quickly through the vestibule into the church.
"I"m Matt Payne," Matt said to the blonde, "since Daffy apparently isn"t going to introduce us."
"Sorry," Daffy said. "Amanda, Matt. Don"t be nice to him; he"s being a real p.r.i.c.k."
"Who is Daffy Browne and why is she saying all those terrible things about me?"
"You know d.a.m.n well why," Daffy said.
"Haven"t the foggiest," Matt said.
"Well, for one thing, Matt, Amanda won"t have a date for the c.o.c.ktail party after the rehearsal."
"I thought I was going to be her date."
"Chad said you flatly refused," Daffy said.
"He must have been pulling your chain again," Matt said. "He has a strange sense of humor."
"He does not," Daffy said loyally.
"He was suspended from pool privileges at Rose Tree for a year for dropping Tootsie Rolls in the swimming pool," Matt said. "That isn"t strange?"
It took Amanda a moment to form in her mind the mental image of Tootsie Rolls floating around a swimming pool, and then she bit her lip to keep from smiling.
"Is that true?" Amanda asked.
"G.o.dd.a.m.n you, Matt!" Daffy said, making it clear it was true.
"The mother of the bride made one of her famous running dives into the pool," Matt went on. "Somewhere beneath the surface she opened her eyes and saw one of the Tootsie Rolls. She came out of the pool like a missile from a submarine."
Amanda laughed, a hearty, deep belly laugh. Matt liked it.
"My father wanted to award her a loving cup," Matt said, "inscribed "to the first Rose Tree matron who has really walked on water," but my mother wouldn"t let him."
"I absolutely refuse to believe that," Daffy Browne said. "Matt, you"re disgusting!"
Mrs. Soames T. Browne reappeared.
"Darling, the rector would like a word with you," she said, and led her into the church.
Amanda smiled at Matt Payne.
"You are going to the c.o.c.ktail party?" she asked.
He nodded. "And the dinner. As a matter of fact, Amanda, whither thou goest, there also shall Payne go. That"s from the Song of Solomon, in case you"re a heathen and don"t know your Bible."
She chuckled and put her hand on his arm. "I"m glad," she said.
"Pay close attention inside," Matt said. "You and I may well be going through some barbarian ritual like this ourselves in the very near future."
She met his eyes for a moment, appraisingly.
"Chad tells me that you"ve taken a job with the city," she said, smoothly changing the subject.
"Is that what he told you?" Matt asked dryly.
"Was he pulling my chain too?"
"No."
"What do you do?"
"Street cleaning."
"Street cleaning?"
"Right now I"m in training," Matt said. "Studying the theory and history, you see. But one day soon I hope to have my own broom and garbage can on wheels."
"City Sanitation, in other words? Aren"t you ever serious? ""
"I was serious a moment ago, when I said you should pay close attention to the barbaric ritual."
The only thing that hadn"t been just fine with Amanda in the time since he"d met her in the vestibule at St. Mark"s was that he hadn"t been able to get her alone. There had always been other people around and no way to separate from the group.
He had managed to kiss her, twice. The night before last he had tried to kiss her at the Merion Cricket Club, before Madame Browne had hauled her off in the station wagon. She had turned her face at the last second and all he got was a cheek. A very nice cheek, to be sure, but just a cheek. Last night she had not turned her face as she prepared to enter what he thought of as the Barque of the Vestal Virgins to be hauled off from the Rose Tree Hunt Club to the Browne place in Merion.