Chapter 305 - Will You Eat Mule P.e.n.i.s?
In Trapped Dragon Valley, Mr. Mule was fighting someone in the air.
A pair of mule hooves waved and he punched forwards. His muscles rose up and his black fur was like silk, filled with spiritual energy.
"I will hit you, hit you, I will fight." Mr. Mule kicked. The s.p.a.ce around ripped open and energy wrapped around. He was fine because of his thick skin, but his opponent was in a tough spot.
One after another, the people of the Qing Family were struck by Mr. Mule"s hooves and they spat out blood, falling down from the sky.
Someone wanted to catch Mr. Mule but he was just too quick. He sped across s.p.a.ce, stood up straight like a human, and punched really swiftly.
"d.a.m.n mule!"
"We have to kill this mule."
"He is so annoying. He is messing up our formation."
"Kill, kill, kill!"
The Qing and Gold Family members hated Mr. Mule. They were planning to lay out a formation to help Qing Yao and Feng Longque suppress Qing Ling.
But Mr. Mule charged out and beat them up. He was really fast and just like an a.s.sa.s.sin.
In the distant Trapped Dragon Valley, Qing Ling was fighting with Qing Yao. On the side, Feng Longque was planning a sneak attack.
But due to Qing Ling"s strong defense and the quasi celestial artifact, he was able to stay alive.
But even with it, Qing Ling was still taking heavy blows.
This was because Qing Yao was going all out.
"You traitor, you betrayed my Qing Family and wiped out the treasury. You deserve to die." Qing Yao was a big and strong guy. His fists were like lightning smashing down and giving rise to loud explosions.
Of the Qing Family 10 Tigers, Qing Yao took up 90% of the attention.
This meant that all the others only attracted 10% of the attention.
Qing Yao was the Qing Family"s third choice for emperor and he had been a genius since he was young.
Qing Family"s other nine tigers knew that they couldn"t compete with Qing Yao.
When they broke through to Grotto-Heaven Realm, Qing Yao reached Boundless Realm. When some of them entered Boundless Realm, Qing Yao was already at the peak.
He was always ahead of everyone.
One of those included Qing Ling.
Qing Ling didn"t want to admit defeat. They were all humans, so why did he always have to be ahead? He always had to look up to him.
Could he come down once and look up to him?
Qing Ling"s quasi defensive celestial artifact gave out a bright light and formed a giant defensive shield to block himself.
Dong!
Qing Yao"s fist caused the barrier to crack.
Dang!
Qing Yao"s second fist caused it to break apart.
Qing Ling"s expression changed. His cultivation was too low and he had just entered Boundless Realm. He was unable to activate all the defensive powers of the quasi celestial artifact.
This was why before the third fist landed, he dissipated the barrier. He held the emperor artifact halberd and struck forwards.
"I am not afraid of you Qing Yao." Qing Ling hollered in rage. With the emperor artifact in his hand, he slashed forwards viciously.
"Without this quasi celestial artifact and this emperor artifact, would you dare to fight me head-on?" Qing Yao was filled with disdain. His body shone bright and then it dimmed. With a fist, he smashed forwards. Halfway through, he opened his fingers. His five fingers were like five pillars that smacked into the emperor artifact.
Kacha!
"As expected from an emperor artifact. It really is different. I thought that since my body was tempered that I would be invincible, but now, it seems like I am unable to compete with this emperor artifact that hasn"t even been activated." Qing Yao was staring solemnly at Qing Ling. His gaze was like a hungry tiger wanting to swallow Qing Ling up.
Qing Ling"s heart sank. He had no more helpers. Mr. Mule was fighting with the Qing and Gold Family members. It was tough for him to deal with one Qing Yao and there was still Feng Longque, who was looking on.
"Your perverted mule. You dared to peek at my Gold Family girls bathing and you even blamed Qing Yao. You really are bold." Feng Longque looked at Qing Ling, who was trapped, and laughed coldly.
"I told you that it is a misunderstanding." Qing Ling explained helplessly.
"Misunderstanding? Do you think I am stupid?" Feng Longque stared at Qing Ling in rage.
"Aren"t you?" Mr. Mule ran over and said in disdain.
"What are you saying?" Feng Longque"s aura exploded. In mid-air, she turned into a giant flying phoenix.
Ao!
A phoenix cry resounded throughout the area.
"You really are stupid. For a misunderstanding, you are helping Qing Family get rid of us. The Qing Family will benefit the most and you will get nothing. You are losing your own family members for nothing, so who is the fool?" Mr. Mule stood beside Qing Ling.
"You are good at speaking, but I don"t believe you." Feng Longque laughed coldly.
"A mule that birthed consciousness. Your body is perfect to barbecue and should taste good. Will Sister Longque eat it?" Qing Yao stepped into the air and asked.
Mule barbecue?
Mr. Mule"s face was really dark as he stared furiously at Qing Yao while gritting his teeth.
"Of course. As long as its the meat of this stupid mule, I can eat several bowls." Feng Longque smiled while saying. She looked at Mr. Mule"s ribs and legs with a sinister expression, which made Mr. Mule feel terrified.
"There is no mule meat but there is a mule p.e.n.i.s. Do you want it?" Mr. Mule stood up on his hind legs. He didn"t hide himself at all and just stared at Feng Longque.
Feng Longque"s face became green and he looked at Mr. Mule in annoyance, "I am going to slice you into eight pieces and slice off that dirty thing of yours."
Hong!
Explosion!
Mr. Mule shouted, "Qing Ling, what should we do? I am no match for her."
Qing Ling laughed coldly, "What do you mean? We can"t flee, so just kill them. Didn"t you say you want her to eat mule p.e.n.i.s? Then, work hard and make her your pet."
Mr. Mule"s eyes opened wide. Take Feng Longque as his pet?
This goal seemed a little far off.
"Forget it. I am going to go all-out fighting with all of you." Mr. Mule hollered in rage. His monster energy turned into a thick black cloud and struck forwards.
Peng!
There was a giant clash. Mr. Mule smacked Feng Longque away without hesitation and he rolled several rounds in the air. He spat out blood and cried, "I can"t take this pet. She is too strong."
"I will help you!" A young voice came over along with an even stronger aura than Feng Longque"s. She blocked Feng Longque"s attack.