Baobei Baobei

Xia BaoBei, she believed herself to be calm and collected .

It’s just that sometimes when she meets Teacher Jiang at school, no matter whether he was with someone else or alone, BaoBei would always twist her head and walk away . Stop twisting, you weirdo . Carrying the “If I get it it’s my fortune, if I don’t then it is my fate” att.i.tude, she made female’s self-respecting att.i.tude expressed to the pinnacle .

Do you think Teacher Jiang didn’t notice it?

Of course he did! Every time this child twisted her head to leave, Teacher Jiang would never chase, but every time, others would notice the doting eyes with which he looks towards her .

Teacher Jiang wasn’t anxious . He has already waited this long for her to grow up, why would he be bothered by such a short time? The one who was anxious was Xia BaoBei .

He just felt that, since he has to chase, then why not chase slowly? He really treasure this child, so he wants to give her a memorable chasing period . Hoping that in the future, she was able to recall those years filled with the sweet and confusing feelings of a girl .

In a nutsh.e.l.l, now that the confession is over, he will take things slowly . Teacher Jiang has decided to boil the frog with warm water, slowly and slowly .

First, create an established fact in the public’s opinion .

You see, as a mere night time elective cla.s.s teacher, why would he need a personal office, and even appear often during the day at the school compound? If you see the people he interacts with, it is not the Princ.i.p.al, Dean nor specialist professors, but actually the students of the Business Department . And the one that has become his sworn brother in front of others is Student Xia Tian .

You can always see Teacher Jiang and Student Xia Tian together . Xia Tian would also not in the least avoid from doing things like hooking shoulders with him . Now, those surging Fujoshis’ thoughts have already gone askew .

But when one day, Xia Tian screamed out “brother-in-law” to Teacher Jiang, Xia BaoBei momentarily became the centre of attention of the public’s opinion .

On the school forum, some people took pictures of handsome brother Jiang and handsome brother Xia together, and even wrote with certainty that handsome brother Xia called handsome brother Jiang with the t.i.tle “brother-in-law” . At the time when handsome brother Jiang heard the t.i.tle, he burst with joy and even his expression would show an unusual ripple .

And under it was filled with replies, all claiming that they also heard the “brother-in-law” .

Xia Tian has always been a famous person . Even the uncle who guarded the gate knew his name . But BaoBei was low-key . Under Xia Tian’s meticulous protection, even though she received number 2 in the Beauty Ranking vote, the guys who wanted to chase her could not pa.s.s Xia Tian, that level . So after one plus semester, even less and less people were interested in her .

But now that they think back, that’s not it! As it turns out, this flower had an owner . Handsome brother Xia was actually helping his brother-in-law to look out for her!

And so, the people scooped out ferocious gossip about BaoBei .

Xia BaoBei’s family background .

Those who call themselves Xia BaoBei’s best friend, those who call themselves BaoBei’s dorm mates, those who said that they were close with BaoBei, the one that call themselves the female owner of the milk tea shop that BaoBei always visit…… In short, a lot of people continuously came out, and talked about the BaoBei that they understood, the BaoBei that they saw .

Even BaoBei’s last semester’s final exam results were posted in the forums .

In brief, due to Teacher Jiang’s big person aura, Xia BaoBei was also caught in the fire . In just a few days, even though the contents were bland, BaoBei related threads click-through rates and reply rates were extremely high .

But no matter how much everyone went back and forth on the topic, the two people involved would not even appear to make a statement even for a bit . Even the main offender, Xia Tian, did not heed the public’s opinion .

Just look at BaoBei, as she used a “both her ears are not listening to anything outside her world, while wholeheartedly only reading holy books” att.i.tude, causing the three sisters in her dorm room to be extremely anxious .

They are also very curious! But did they not ask? They already asked, but if she wasn’t ignoring them, then she was giving them irrelevant answers . She even once got fierce, who would dare to ask again?

“Shi XiaoXi, I think that you are quickly becoming moldy in that dark corner!” JiaHui looked at the Shi XiaoXi who had a load in her mind . XiaoXi, this child, has only attended two periods of Teacher Jiang’s cla.s.s but has already conferred him as her ultimate idol . And when it comes to the idol’s relationships, how can she not care?! These few days, whenever she was free, she would shake BaoBei from behind, and sometimes even use puppy dog eyes to stare at BaoBei . Alas, if she wants to ignore you, then she really does ignore you .

Fang Jie was scrolling the school forum . The publicity was so strong, of course there will also garner some hate, various kinds of jealousy, envy and hate .

There were some who praised BaoBei, and there were also some who slandered her – for example, one time when they saw BaoBei at the dining hall, after they stumbled into her, not only did they not apologise, they even glared at her – these kinds of things . The ones who praised her and slandered her were nearly going to fight .

“Be it world changing events or small things like eating or defecating, all news could cause the chinese netizens to hurl insults at each other . ” Fang Jie said with a heartfelt lament .

“Not true, there are also exceptions . ” Shi XiaoXi bounced over to Fang Jie’s side . “Our Chinese netizens who go on yellow forums have very high inner qualities . I have never seen them curse people, all of them say things like, ‘We have troubled the original poster . Thank you, original poster, we hope the nice original poster will have a life of peace . ’”

“Shi XiaoXi’s experience is worthy of discussion . ” JiaHui continued .

“Humph! This old sis exactly likes to watch yellow movies, likes to watch GV!” (TN: smh fujoshi)

“I say, Teacher Jiang is just too celebrated . ” JiaHui also squeezed into Fang Jie’s side . Ever since Teacher Jiang came, you could always see sneaky pictures of him on the forums . A sneaked picture during cla.s.s, a sneaked picture of him opening his car door, a sneaked picture of him walking……

“Of course!” Shi XiaoXi said with the a glorious conduct . “A gentle, considerate, handsome and rich man like Teacher Jiang, how many can you find? How many can you find?”

“Handsome and rich, I can agree . However, gentle and considerate? How would you know?” Fang Jie asked .

“There is someone who knows, but would not tell us . ” XiaoXi stared at BaoBei with resentment .

“n.o.body is perfect, Teacher Jiang also has his flaws . For example, he might be a smoker, he might be unfaithful, or maybe his feet might be really smelly . ” JiaHui surmised reasonably .

Shi XiaoXi immediately became unsatisfied when she heard it, and severely retorted JiaHui .

“Nonsense! How could Teacher Jiang have flaws?!” She looked at BaoBei with resentment again . “Actually, there is someone who knows what flaws he has, just that that someone wouldn’t say . ”

BaoBei was somewhat speechless .

“Shi XiaoXi, you are blindly worshipping your Teacher Jiang, he nevertheless has to s.h.i.t and fart, right?!”

“Nonsense! Handsome men don’t s.h.i.t and fart!” Shi XiaoXi replied JiaHui with a Ma Jing Tao Shi scream . (EN: Famous person, known for his exaggerated screams?)

“Pfft!” Fang Jie hasn’t even drank one mouthful of water before spitting it all out . “Shi XiaoXi, you’ve gone mad!”

“Then let me change the question . ” JiaHui said . “A man like Teacher Jiang, do you want one? You would be fought over by the hungry wolves hunting for food until you become ground meat . ”

Shi XiaoXi immediately nodded her head . “Of course!”

“Then your Teacher Jiang, why does he not have a girlfriend? Teacher Jiang’s life in the US has already been scooped out, his relationship history is a sheet of white . If he were to really have no flaws, will he have not even one girlfriend? Won’t it be wave upon wave of women pouncing on him?”

“That’s because he’s clean living and honest!”

“A 27 year old man, if he does not smoke, does not drink, does not x.x.x, is not fickle, is filial, has ambition, mature and steady, generous and magnanimous, moreover his appearance is handsome with a height of over 180cm, and more! He is even modest and humorous with a compa.s.sionate heart . Why don’t you tell me the reason why he has never had a girlfriend . ”

Shi XiaoXi was at a loss of words .

“No money . ” The BaoBei who was sitting on her seat suddenly said coldly .

“Pfft . ” Fang Jie spurted water again .

JiaHui wrinkled her brows . “She’s uncovered the truth again . ”

“But Teacher Jiang does have money . ” Shi XiaoXi foolishly replied .

“And so, that’s why we say he has some kind of secret flaw . ” Fang Jie summed up .

(TN: Obviously the answer is Lolicon)

BaoBei clasped the book that Xia Tian gave her, The Noiseless Drama, as she read it enthusiastically . Beside her was a huge bowl of small tomatoes . This child likes to eat fruits, good habit!

“Reading again! Reading again! Such a magnificent youth, yet you read books everyday, what kind of meaning is this?! If you have time, you might as well play a few board games, aim for a few handsome boys!” Shi XiaoXi was most unused to seeing BaoBei reading books everyday . Especially when BaoBei gets good grades, she will be at a loss as to why she doesn’t like to read books .

“People who never read books, will never understand anything when they are older . ” BaoBei’s mood was quite good today . The Noiseless Drama had clear and lively writing, funny and humorous, definitely a good read .

“Huang Zhong only mixed with Liu Bei when he was 60, the Tokugawa family only fought the heavens at 70, Jiang Ziya only became the prime minister at age 80, She TaiJun only took commands at 100 . Big sis is not even 20 this year, what are you rushing for? Big sis’ future is already radiant . ” With an att.i.tude of fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, the other people in the dorm room is skeptical on how she managed to pa.s.s the university entrance exam for Tsinghua University .

“Gates became the richest man in the world at 39, Chen Tianqiao became China’s richest man at 31, Sun Quan conquered Jiangdong at 19, Ding Junhui became world champion at 15, K’ang Hsi ascended the throne to become the emperor at 6, and Beethoven could compose music at 4 . You are almost 20 years old already, are you really not rushing? How about your future? Just close your eyes and you can see, how radiant . ” Xia BaoBei not only did a follow up statement, she even managed to choke the people, making her enemies to be stabbed to death .

“Uhh… . Xia BaoBei, you’re too hateful!”

“You flatter me . ”

After continuing to read her book, her phone suddenly rang .

Glancing at her phone, the little tomato in her hands suddenly fell on the floor with a splat .

On the screen, four words “Big Brother MoXiu” were jumping around happily .

The phone rang for a long time,until it stopped . Only then did BaoBei’s spirit return .

Afterwards, without time for her to recuperate, it started ringing again .

Shi XiaoXi stretched her head forward to see, and also started to quiver . She started stretching out her hands to s.n.a.t.c.h the phone but was blocked by BaoBei’s hand . This dumba.s.s then squinted her eyes, saying “Xia BaoBei, you… you can’t be too scared of answering, right?… . . ”

“……” After being checkmated, BaoBei was also stabbed to death .

Anxiously, she replied, “Scared your a.s.s!”

After saying so, she took her phone and answered it .

Shi XiaoXi innocently died .

“Come down . ” Without any introduction, he started saying this sentence .

BaoBei was momentarily raged, “Who the heck are you?! Come down your a.s.s!”

Shi XiaoXi went crazy .

The other side was silent for a moment, then when he started again, a trace of laughter could be heard . “Baby, who angered you?”

(EN: Baobei = Baby, but he’s using an endearing tone, making it sound like he’s flirting)