Chapter 439: I Want To Be The Favorite Concubine Too
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Gu Mengmeng nodded.
Elvis roared, “How can a male have so many females? This is being unloyal, he should get on the Platform of the Deity’s Punishment!”
After Gu Mengmeng finished laughing, she slowly opened her mouth to speak, “The ancient period of China is actually very similar to the cultural habits here, just that we have to switch the ident.i.ties of females and males. If this was in the ancient period, the females who have so many males will have to be drowned in a wicker basket.”
Lea walked over while shaking his tail and after he gave the washed beast horn to Elvis, he lay next to Gu Mengmeng softly and used his large tail to act as a back cus.h.i.+on of a sofa for her. He sat next to Gu Mengmeng in a flirtatious but charming way and pursed his mouth while clutching his throat, saying, “I don’t want to be a performer, I don’t know how to sing or dance. I want to be a pretty concubine, those who specialize in warming up your bed and accompanying you to sleep.”
Gu Mengmeng said a ‘Huh,’ in detest before continuing, “I have Elvis, I don’t need you to warm up my bed and also don’t need you to accompany me to sleep.”
Lea, however, was not angry and he stood upright, lying on Gu Mengmeng’s thighs. “Then, I want to be the favorite concubine, I want to defend the entrance of the house when you and Elvis are mating~”
Gu Mengmeng blushed and almost crashed herself on Lea’s head on the spot so that they could perish together.
Auretin placed the handled prey down and said in a faint tone, “I’ll be the bodyguard, I’ll beat up whoever you want to beat…”
Gu Mengmeng exerted all her strength and pushed Lea away, huddling back into Elvis’s arms. Shaking her head, she sighed while thumping her chest and stomping her feet. “Sigh, it’s alright if the fox isn’t a decent fox but now even the tiger’s led astray….I’m not even a tyrant, why would I go around beating others up without rhyme or reason? I won’t oppress the people either!”
Elvis thought over it and said, “You clearly said it before when beating Nina up that you don’t need a reason to hit her…..”
Gu Mengmeng, “…”
Elvis said, “You always stick together with Sandy and also bully Bode… is that not considered as oppressing the people?”
Gu Mengmeng asked in doubt, “Are you really my husband?”
Elvis nodded and said with a serious face, “Replacement guaranteed if not genuine, we encourage verifying your identification.”
Gu Mengmeng growled with her cheeks puffed up, “I’m not talking to you guys anymore. I’m hungry, I want to eat!”
Lea tilted his head and suggested, “Let me be your favorite concubine and I’ll cook for you.”
Gu Mengmeng rolled her eyes at him and roared, “d.a.m.n it, I’ll not let you be anything! If you don’t want to cook for me, so be it, I’ll cook it myself!”
Lea turned around and stuck himself against Gu Mengmeng’s back. He wrapped her entire being from behind gently and squeezed his fluffy large tail into her arms after sweeping it past her waist.
Lea placed the side of his face close to Gu Mengmeng’s ear, his long eyes filled with charm. With a tint of ambiguous mist in his voice, he said in a tone that got Gu Mengmeng fed up, “Why don’t you be my favorite concubine then? I can cook for you and moreover, I won’t raise any performer or bodyguards, I’ll just treat you as my one and only, alright?”
Gu Mengmeng peered at the large tail in her arms and made up her mind, sending it into her mouth and giving it a huge crunch.
“Ouch~~” Lea gave a loud cry of doom.
d.a.m.n it, the howl by that voice scared Gu Mengmeng to death until she stared blankly at him. If you’re in pain, you can cry all you want, why are you crying as if you’re moaning in bed?! You still hung on to the last sound for such a long time and even gave it some changes in pitch….
Gu Mengmeng struggled to get out of Lea’s embrace and turned around to return into Elvis’s arms. Glaring with a flushed face, she lightly bit onto her lower lip and hatred was written all over her face…..she wanted to scold the Lea who looked like he was just raped by someone but sadly, she could not find any appropriate words to do so.