"The d.u.c.h.ess."
Mr. Golden paused. He was conscious that this was a delicate matter.
"When her Grace quitted our establishment she _accidentally_"--Mr.
Golden emphasised the adverb; he even repeated it--"_accidentally_ left behind some of her property in exchange for ours."
"Mr. Golden!" The Duke stared. "I don"t understand you."
Mr. Golden then and there resolved to make the thing quite plain.
"I will be frank with your Grace. When the d.u.c.h.ess left our establishment this morning she took with her some twenty thousand pounds worth of diamonds--it may be more, we have only been able to give a cursory glance at the state of things--and left behind her paste imitations of those diamonds instead."
The Duke stood up. He trembled--probably with anger.
"Mr. Golden, am I--am I to understand that you are mad?"
"The case, your Grace, is as I stated. Is not the case as I state it, Mr. Ruby?"
Mr. Ruby took out his handkerchief to relieve his brow. His habit of showing excessive deference to the feelings and the whims of very great people was almost more than he could master.
"I--I"m afraid, Mr. Golden, that it is. Your--your Grace will understand that--that we should never have ventured to--to come here had we not been most--most unfortunately compelled."
"Pray make no apology, Mr. Ruby. Allow me to have a clear understanding with you, gentlemen. Do I understand that you charge the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet--the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet!"--the Duke echoed his own words, as though he were himself unable to believe in the enormity of such a thing--"with stealing jewels from your shop?"
"If your Grace will allow me to make a distinction without a difference--we charge no one with anything. If your Grace will give us your permission to credit the jewels to your account, there is an end of the matter."
"What is the value of the articles which you say have gone?"
"On that point we are not ourselves, as yet, accurately informed. I may as well state at once--it is better to be frank, your Grace--that this sort of thing appears to have been going on for some time. It is only an hour or so since we began to have even a suspicion of the extent of our losses."
"Then, in effect, you charge the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet with robbing you wholesale?"
Mr. Golden paused. He felt that to such a question as this it would be advisable that he should frame his answer in a particular manner.
"Your Grace will understand that different persons have different ways of purchasing. Lady A. has her way. Lady B. has her way, and the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet has hers."
"Are you suggesting that the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet is a kleptomaniac?"
Mr. Golden was silent.
"Do you think that that is a comfortable suggestion to make to a husband, Mr. Golden?" Just then someone tapped at the door. "Who"s there?"
A voice--a feminine voice--enquired without, "Can I come in?"
Before the Duke could deny the right of entry, the door opened and a woman entered. A tall woman, and a young and a lovely one. When she perceived Messrs. Ruby and Golden she cast an enquiring look in the direction of the Duke. "Are you engaged?"
The Duke was eyeing her with a somewhat curious expression of countenance. "I believe you know these gentlemen?"
"Do I? I ought to know them perhaps, but I"m afraid I don"t."
Mr. Ruby was all affability and bows, and smiles and rubbings of hands.
"I have not had the honour of seeing the lady upon a previous occasion."
The Duke of Datchet stared. "You have not had the honour? Then what--what the d.i.c.kens do you mean? This is the d.u.c.h.ess!"
"The d.u.c.h.ess!" cried Messrs. Ruby and Golden.
"Certainly--the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet."
Messrs. Ruby and Golden looked blue. They looked more than blue--they looked several colours of the rainbow all at once. They stared as though they could not believe the evidence of their eyes and ears. The Duke turned to the d.u.c.h.ess. He opened the door for her.
"d.u.c.h.ess, will you excuse me for a moment? I have something which I particularly wish to say to these gentlemen."
The d.u.c.h.ess disappeared. When she had gone the Duke not only closed the door behind her, but he stood with his back against the door which he had closed. His manner, all at once, was scarcely genial.
"Now, what shall I do with you, gentlemen? You come to my house and charge the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet with having been a constant visitor at your shop for the purpose of robbing you, and it turns out that you have actually never seen the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet in your lives until this moment."
"But," gasped Mr. Ruby, "that--that is not the lady who came to our establishment, and--and called herself the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet."
"Well, sir, and what has that to do with me? Am I responsible for the proceedings of every sharper who comes to your shop and chooses to call herself the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet? I should advise you, in future, before advancing reckless charges, to make some enquiries into the _bona fides_ of your customers, Mr. Ruby. Now, gentlemen, you may go."
The Duke held the door wide open, invitingly. Mr. Golden caught his partner by the sleeve, as though he feared that he would, with undue celerity, accept the invitation.
"Hardly, your Grace, there is still something which we wish to say to you." The Duke of Datchet shut the door again.
"Then say it. Only say it, if possible, in such a manner as not to compel me to--kick you, Mr. Golden."
"Your Grace will believe that in anything I have said, or in anything which I am to say, nothing is further from my wish than to cause your Grace annoyance. But, on the other hand, surely your Grace is too old, and too good a customer of our house, to wish to see us ruined."
"I had rather, Mr. Golden, see you ruined ten thousand times over than that you should ruin my wife"s fair fame."
Mr. Golden hesitated; he seemed to perceive that the Duke"s retort was not irrelevant. He turned to Mr. Ruby.
"Mr. Ruby, will you be so good as to explain what reasons we had for believing that this person was what she called herself--the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet? Because your Grace must understand that we did not entertain that belief without having at least some grounds to go upon."
Mr. Ruby, thus appealed to, began to fidget. He did not seem to relish the office which his partner had imposed upon him. The tale which he told was rather lame--still, he told it.
"Your Grace will understand that I--I am acquainted, at least by sight, with most of the members of the British aristocracy, and--and, indeed, of other aristocracies. But it so happened that, at the period of your Grace"s recent marriage, I happened to be abroad, and--and, not only so, but--but the lady your Grace married was--was a lady--from--from the country."
"I am perfectly aware, Mr. Ruby, whom I married."
"Quite so, your Grace, quite so. Only--only I was endeavouring to explain how it was that I--I did not happen to be acquainted with her Grace"s personal appearance. So that when a carriage and pair drove up to our establishment with your Grace"s crest upon the panel----"
"My crest upon the panel!"
"Your Grace"s crest upon the panel"--as Mr. Ruby continued, the Duke of Datchet bit his lip--"and a lady stepped out of it and said, "I am the d.u.c.h.ess of Datchet; my husband tells me that he is an old customer of yours," I was only too glad to see her Grace, because, as your Grace is aware, we have the honour of having your Grace as an old customer of ours. "My husband has given me this cheque to spend with you." When she said that she took a cheque out of her purse, one of your Grace"s own cheques drawn upon Messrs. Coutts, "Pay Messrs. Ruby and Golden, or order, one thousand pounds," with your Grace"s signature attached. I have seen too many of your Grace"s cheques not to know them well. She purchased goods to the value of a thousand pounds, and she gave us your Grace"s cheque to pay for them."
"She gave you that cheque, did she?"