After a few seconds of monologue... Sora got up and used Shunpo to catch the hands of Lisa....Lisa managed to react this time and drew her hands making him miss....
Sora: "d.a.m.n...."
Lisa: "You"ll never catch my hands.... now that i"m on guard....."
Sora: "Hoh really??? then what do i get got catching them??"
Lisa: "Fine a date...."
Sora: "Nah.... it"s not fun with such low stakes.... and i"m sure for a date you might get 50% serious..."
Lisa: "Then what do you have in mind...??"
Sora: "Your hand in a Grand marriage..... i believe it would suit your beautiful face...."
Lisa: "Ehhh but your not my type..."
Lisa: "Furthermore there"s nothing for me if i won....."
Sora: "Oh right right.... then... Hmmm??"
As Sora was thinking hard Shinji also waked up from his monologue and saw him pestering again.. trying to find a solution.....
Shinji: "Then how about you tell us who you are.... your relationship with Urahara and where the h.e.l.l he vanished..."
Swiffffffffssssss cold air swept them by... when Shinji spoke....
Sora: "What do you mean my relationship with him... I"M NOT GAY!!!!!!"
Lisa: "Ugh.... definitely not my type..."
Sora: "I"n Not GAY... I"m not sure for s.h.i.thead over there... No One is GAY!!!!!!"
Sora: "Ugh.... and i was thinking of telling you my wife"s 3 sizes...."
Lisa was stunned this gay..... oh wait guy is married?? with more than one??? then why the h.e.l.l he"s aftering me.....
Shinji: "Heh aren"t you glad Lisa?? a womanizer is glued on ya...."
Lisa: "Shut it, s.h.i.thead..."
Before he could speak they heard Sora mumbling about his wives and they were shocked as they knew all of them.....
Sora: "Ugh!! Yoruichi has a well round a.s.s and perfectly dreamlike b.o.o.bs..... Soi Fon sucks a bit on the top but underground she"s quite s.e.xy.... Rangiku has overdeveloped pillows and a.s.s making a hard to get milf.... Unohana...."
Shinji was scared the h.e.l.l out of him.... Lisa was stunned but as she kept hearing one name after another her eyes started shinning...
But when she heard him saying that Yoruichi had quite a tight p.u.s.s.y.... she raged and her reiatsu burst towards all directions....
Lisa: "You p.r.i.c.k..... you did it with lady Yoruichi!!!!"
Sora: "Why wouldn"t i?? she"s my girl..."
Sora: "Didn"t Urahara or Tessai told you guys??"
Lisa hearing the combo name became even more enraged as she remembered that 2 days before he left for Soul Society they did had mention.... something like going to find Yoruichi"s boy.....
Lisa: "Fine i accept!!!!! but let me change the rules a bit..."
Sora: "Go ahead..... from the moment you got hooked your mine..."
Lisa: "You will try to catch my hands for 5 minutes..... If i win... i want your head.... if you win... you can even have me right now and for the rest of my life...."
Shinji was shocked.... not because on what she said but because he activated her Hollow mask for a simple..... game of tag... catch her hands...
At that moment countless Howls were heard with numerous Hollows rushing in their position..... but both of them could hear nothing they kept staring at each other eyes....
Sora: "Che.... those hollows... Eat and Drink, Devour and Swallow : Tengoku Gyakusatsu-Sha"
Lisa also held her Shikai as she watched..... Sora"s sword bursting along with his clothes and a new attire was form as it was ignited in black flames....
A Blazing smiling Sora looking at the eyes of Lisa through her Hollow cross shape mask and charged at each other.... as they were about to confront each other.....
Howls!!!!!!
Sora + Lisa: "SHUT THE h.e.l.l UP!!!! YOU"RE IN THE WAY OF OUR FIGHT!!!!!!"
BOOM!!!!!!! A spear and a flaming hand slaughter instantly countless poor hollows...
Note : from 2:15 and onward.....