"Well, I suppose I"ll have to accept that excuse, as it sounds fairly reasonable; but I"d like to know, Van, why you have been keeping my child here in this musty old theater until past luncheon time when she must be both tired and hungry. Come out to Claremont to luncheon, both of you, this minute," Mr. Farraday both questioned and commanded, with pure delight in his voice and manner. "I"ll go run the car around to the door, so you won"t have to walk in the sun." And he departed as quickly as he had come.
That night Mr. Vandeford lay stretched on his bed in a dark coolness, with his hands clasped over his eyes, when Mr. Farraday came in with his latch-key at twelve-thirty.
"Denny?" he asked from the darkness as Mr. Farraday was tiptoeing past his open door, through which the southern sea-breeze was pouring, ""What sort of chap _is_ that Vandeford?""
"The telegram I sent read, "the best ever.""
"Are you competent to judge me?"
"I am."
"Good-night!"
For an hour before this masculine version of a scene a feminine real thing was being conducted in the two little dotted-muslin-curtained cells at the Y. W. C. A. Miss Adair was telling Miss Lindsey "all about it," and sparks and tears both were in the atmosphere. The explosion was brought on by Miss Lindsey remarking to Miss Adair:
"You know, honey lady, that play of yours is simply ripping, but it is not at all like--like what I thought it would be from hearing you and Mr. Farraday tell it."
"It"s not my play at all; it"s Mr. Vandeford"s. He got somebody to fit it to Miss Hawtry," replied Miss Adair, calmly, as she began to brush her dark, sleek mane.
"What do you mean?" demanded Miss Lindsey, in astonishment.
"He just took the dinner situation in my play and got a man to make a new one out of it that is--is vulgar enough to appeal to the New York theater-goers. He let everybody put in anything they wanted to, instead of what I wrote. He left in a little of mine to compliment me. It"s all right, because n.o.body would have gone to see my play if anybody goes to see--see his." Miss Adair went on calmly with the fifty-third stroke on her raven tresses, but her eyes were beginning to blaze.
"Mr. Vandeford"s a complete fool," was on the tip of Miss Lindsey"s tongue, but she remembered her main chance, which was the favor of Mr.
G.o.dfrey Vandeford, and said instead: "I wish you would let me see a copy of the play as you wrote it. Have you one?"
"I have, in my trunk, and I"ll read it to you," answered Miss Adair, and in defensive pride she produced a copy of "The Purple Slipper," which bore the unexpurgated t.i.tle of "The Renunciation of Rosalind," and proceeded to read it to Miss Lindsey, with both fire and tragedy in her voice.
The operation occupied the two hours before midnight, and Miss Lindsey lay prostrate when it was finished.
"Now, what do you think?" demanded Miss Adair.
"I wish I could have had the making of it over, and for myself instead of Hawtry. That"s no play as it stands, but there is a dandy one to be worked up from it that you--you--that would be like you," was the reply that Miss Lindsey gave as she looked out into distance, with glowing eyes.
"Do you think that--that horrid play will be a success?" asked Miss Adair, with her voice sparkling.
"I do," answered Miss Lindsey. "And it is curious that with all its changes it is still--still yours. There is a lot more of your stuff left than you realize, and the turns that--that Mr. Vandeford"s playwright has given it are very clever. Lots of times he"s just paraphrased your lines into Hawtryites. It will be interesting to see how much of you is left when we all come out of the wash for the first night."
"I wish I were dead and buried!" she was surprised to hear Miss Adair confess, and there then ensued a downpour, which the hardier Western girl weathered for very love of the young Southern tempest in her arms.
"I suppose I ought to go home, out of the way, but I"m going to stay and--and learn--and write another one all by myself," she finally sobbed, with returning courage, thus comforting herself with the resolve which every playwright who ever built a play has used to keep from going entirely mad during the rehearsals of his first play.
"Just try to live until the New York opening, and then see how you feel.
That is the way actors do to keep going during the awful grilling of the rehearsals and the road try-out," advised Miss Lindsey, with great soothing.
"I will," promised Miss Adair, and turned her face on her pillow, to sleep, while Miss Lindsey took herself and her jar of cold-cream into her own cell.
"I wish I had a chance at that play! What"ll she do when she sees Hawtry and Height really in action in some of those scenes?" she murmured into her own pillow.
The next morning Miss Adair rose, donned a most lovely home-spun linen gown, which was of an old ivory hue and which had been spun upon the looms of her great-great-great grandmother by that lady"s slaves, crowned this toilet with the floppy hat covered with crushed roses she and Miss Lindsey and Mr. Farraday had purchased, and reported herself about an hour late at the rehearsals of "The Purple Slipper," whose authorship she had repudiated. She seated herself in the dusk of the left stage-box and bared her breast for blows. They came fast and furious, but other b.r.e.a.s.t.s and heads beside her own suffered. Mr.
William Rooney was in full action. The entire company was on the stage in the midst of the last ensemble bit in the first act, all talking and acting with blue booklets of lines in their hands.
"Here you, Mr. Kent," roared Mr. Rooney as he rose from behind his table, at one side of which sat faithful Fido annotating his copy of the ma.n.u.script, "make up to that old lady like she was the last ham sandwich extinct and you knew you were going to be fed on alfalfa the rest of your life. Get her going, man, get her going! She"s an old fool, and you know it, but you"ve got to have her plantation and slaves. You can keep a chorus-girl car in the garage if you just get her well fooled. Fool along, fool along!"
""I will write the message to your son, Madam Carrington, and dispatch it forthwith by one of my own black boys. Is my hand not ever ready for your service and my wit--and also my heart?"" declaimed Mr. Kent with satisfactory fervor, as he kissed Miss Herne"s fat white hand.
"Now blob, Miss Herne, blob!" directed Mr. Rooney, coming entirely from behind the table. "You are the fool of this show and don"t let anybody get that away from you."
""I pray a blessing on your excellent friendship, Judge Cheneworth, and I will rest me content in--"" Miss Herne answered in a most excellent imitation of the helplessness of an old grand dame.
"Break in there, Miss Lindsey, break in!" raved Mr. Rooney. ""Content in" is your cue. Grab it. Remember you are just the sister and only in the play to swell the list of actors on the program, so grab and keep a-grabbing if you want a place on the salary list. Now, everybody on at Miss Lindsey"s lines and break up this drivel between the old birds."
""Mother, Rosalind bids me say to you that--""
"Crowd on everybody, crowd on, and keep things going! It will be nine o"clock by now, and we"ll have to begin to feed the audience the hugging by a quarter to ten or they will go out and look elsewhere.--Say, Mr.
Leigh, are your feet mates? You don"t handle "em even."
Miss Adair rose and stole from the box to the stage-door, and looked up and down the street to see if Mr. Vandeford was approaching. She felt that she could not stand more alone. He was nowhere in sight, and she decided to walk around the block and see if the sun at ninety degrees would warm her chill. After this journey she returned to her post and found the box still empty. Mr. Vandeford had not arrived nor had Mr.
Farraday, but she seated herself resolutely. She was just in time to witness a pitched battle between Miss Hawtry and Mr. Rooney.
"If you are determined to walk through the scenes, Miss Hawtry, do it awake and not asleep!" stormed Mr. Rooney.
"Very well," answered Miss Hawtry, but Miss Adair"s heart warmed to her as she noted the contemptuousness in her manner directed toward her stage-manager.
"Now see here, Height, you know that you want to get away with this woman before her husband gets back. You can"t do it with kid gloves on.
Spit on your hands, man, and grab her by the hair. You say: "Rosalind, a strong man"s love is a weapon which a woman can easily turn against herself with deadly outcome," like you were begging her to go with you over to Ligget"s for an ice-cream soda with crushed strawberries. Say it this way." And as she sat astounded Miss Adair heard a line that she had written in a sympathetic fervor of imagination and which was perhaps her favorite in the whole play, uttered by Mr. William Rooney with the most exquisite and manly feeling, while his homely, vulgar face and body were transformed into the same exquisiteness. A breathless happiness descended upon her, and she waited in it to hear the beautiful Mr.
Gerald Height give utterance to it with the same art. Miss Hawtry brought her to earth.
"Mr. Rooney," she said with an utter lack of appreciation or comprehension of the bit of high art that had flashed upon her, "it is in my contract with Mr. Vandeford that I rehea.r.s.e my scenes alone with my support until the dress rehearsal."
"Yes, I might have judged that from "Miss Cut-up,"" Mr. Rooney answered her with a blow straight from his shoulder. "Give little sister her cue, Height, and let her run on to rescue you. G.o.d knows you need it!"
"Mr. Rooney, I"ll have you understand--" Miss Hawtry came to the center to continue her tirade, when Mr. Rooney struck the decisive blow.
"Everybody on and begin the scene over!" he commanded right past the enraged star. "Take it up, Kent, with Miss Herne at "I will write the message to your son," and get her going, get her going!"
At this forceful command the machinery of "The Purple Slipper" was set in motion, and swept Miss Hawtry off center and into her place for the time being.
And despite herself Miss Adair was fascinated in watching the machine grind away, with now and then a spark from Mr. Rooney that took fire in the very core of her heart or brain or solar plexus--wherever "The Renunciation of Rosalind" had been conceived. Miss Adair did not know what it was that thus affected her, but she had got hold of her end of the psychic cord along which the author feeds the hostile stage-manager in such a manner that on the first night of a successful play they can say to each other with clasped hands and wet eyes, "Well done!"
And while Miss Adair sat under the spell of Mr. Rooney, Mr. Vandeford sat in his big chair in his office and fought a battle for "The Purple Slipper" that resulted in a draw that filled him with anxiety.
"I can find only one open booking in New York for October first, Mr.
Vandeford, sir," Mr. Meyers was saying, with trouble settled in a cloud upon his broad brow. "I have it fairly good for the road for "The Purple Slipper" until October first, and then it is a jump to Toronto or Minneapolis, which is into the grave."
"I suppose that one opening on Broadway is Weiner"s New Carnival Theater," Mr. Vandeford asked as though the question were useless.
"You have it right," answered Mr. Meyers. "Still, Mr. Vandeford, sir, it is always failures that leave Broadway openings into which road shows can jump."