"Juist a fecht wi" M"Kelvie, the sweep, that ca"s himsel" a _pugilist_!"
"A fecht made ye a sober man, Bourtree!--hoo in the creation was that?"
"It was this way, Drumquhat. M"Kelvie, a rank Tipperairy Micky, wi" a nose on him like a danger-signal"--here Bourtree glanced down at his own, which had hardly yet had time to bleach--"me an" M"Kelvie had been drinkin" verra britherly in the Blue Bell till M"Kelvie got fechtin"
drunk, an" misca"ed me for a hungry Gallowa" Scot, an" nae doot I gaed into the particulars o" his ain birth an" yeddication. In twa or three minutes we had oor coats aff and were fechtin" wi" the bluid rinnin" on to the verra street.
"The fowk made a ring, but nane dared bid us to stop. Some cried, "Fetch the polis!" But little we cared for that, for we kenned brawly that the polisman had gane awa" to Whunnyliggate to summon auld John Grey for pasturing his coo on the roadside, as soon as ever he heard that M"Kelvie an" me war drinkin" in the toon. Oh, he"s a fine polisman! He"s aye great for peace. Weel, I was thinkin" that the next time I got in my left, it wad settle M"Kelvie. An" what M"Kelvie was thinkin" I do not ken, for M"Kelvie is nocht but an Irishman. But oot o" the grund there raise a great muckle man in grey claes, and took fechtin" M"Kelvie an"
me by the cuff o" the neck, and dauded oor heids thegither till we saw a guano-bagfu" o" stars.
""Noo, wull ye shake hands or come to the lock-up?" says he.
"We thocht he maun be the chief o" a" the chief constables, an" we didna want to gang to nae lock-ups, so we just shook haun"s freendly-like.
Then he sent a" them that was lookin" on awa" wi" a flee in their lugs.
""Forty men," says he, "an" feared to stop twa men fechtin"--cowards or brutes, eyther o" the twa!" says he.
"There was a bailie amang them he spoke to, so we thocht he was bound to be a prince o" the bluid, at the least. This is what I thocht, but I canna tell what M"Kelvie thocht, for he was but an Irishman. So it does not matter what M"Kelvie thocht.
"But the big man in grey says, "Noo, lads, I"ve done ye a good turn. You come and hear me preach the morn in the kirk at the fit o" the hill." "A minister!" cried M"Kelvie an" me. A wastril whalp could hae dung us owre with its tail. We war that surprised like."
So that is the way "Drucken" Bourtree became a G.o.d-fearing quarryman.
And as for M"Kelvie, he got three months for a.s.saulting and battering the policeman that very night; but then, M"Kelvie was only an Irishman!
EPILOGUE
IN PRAISE OF GALLOWAY
_New lands, strange faces, all the summer days My weary feet have trod, mine eyes have seen; Among the snows all winter have I been, Rare Alpine air, and white untrodden ways_.
_From the great Valais mountain peaks my gaze Hath seen the cross on Monte Viso plain, Seen blue Maggiore grey with driving rain, And white cathedral spires like flames of praise_.
_Yet now the spring is here, who doth not sigh For showery morns, and grey skies sudden bright, And a dear land a-dream with shifting light!
Or in what clear-skied realm doth ever lie_,
_Such glory as of gorse on Scottish braes, Or the white hawthorn of these English Mays?_
_Night in the Galloway Woods_.
Through the darkness comes the melancholy hoot of the barn owl, while nearer some bird is singing very softly--either a blackcap or a sedge-warbler. The curlew is saying good-night to the lapwing on the hill. By the edge of the growing corn is heard, iterative and wearisome, the "crake," "crake" of the corn-crake.
We wait a little in the shade of the wood, but there are no other sounds or sights to speak to us till we hear the clang of some migratory wild birds going down to the marshes by Loch Moan. Many birds have a night cry quite distinct from their day note. The wood-pigeon has a peculiarly contented chuckle upon his branch, as though he were saying, "This here is jolly comfortable! This just suits _me_!" For the wood-pigeon is a vulgar and slangy bird, and therefore no true Scot, for all that the poets have said about him. He is however a great fighter, exceedingly pugnacious with his kind. Listen and you will hear even at night
"The moan of doves in immemorial elms,"
or rather among the firs, for above all trees the wood-pigeon loves the spruce. But you will find out, if you go nearer, that much of the mystic moaning which sounds so poetic at a distance, consists of squabblings and disputings about vested rights.
"You"re shoving me!" says one angry pigeon.
"That is a lie. This is my branch at any rate, and you"ve no business here. Get off!" replies his neighbour, as quarrelsome to the full as he.
_Birds at Night_.
A dozen or two of starlings sit on the roof of an out-house--now an unconsidered and uninteresting bird to many, yet fifty years ago Sir Walter Scott rode twenty miles to see a nest of them. They are pretty bird enough in the daytime, but they are more interesting at night. Now they have their dress coats off and their b.u.t.tons loosened. They sit and gossip among each other like a clique of jolly students. And if one gets a little sleepy and nods, the others will joggle him off the branch, and then twitter with congratulatory laughter at his tumble. Let us get beneath them quietly. We can see them now, black against the brightening eastern sky. See that fellow give his neighbour a push with his beak, and hear the a.s.saulted one scream out just like Mr. Thomas Sawyer in Sunday-school, whose special chum stuck a pin into him for the pleasure of hearing him say "Ouch!"
As the twilight brightens the scuffling will increase, until before the sun rises there will be a battle-royal, and then the combatants will set to preening their ruffled feathers, disordered by the tumults and alarms of the wakeful night.
The bats begin to seek their holes and corners about an hour before the dawn, if the night has been clear and favourable. The moths are gone home even before this, so that there is little chance of seeing by daylight the wonderfully beautiful undervests of peac.o.c.k blue and straw colour which they wear beneath their plain hodden-grey overcoats.
_The Coming of the Dawn_.
It is now close on the dawning, and the c.o.c.ks have been saying so from many farm-houses for half an hour--tiny, fairy c.o.c.k-crows, clear and shrill from far away, like pixies blowing their horns of departure, "All aboard for Elfland!" lest the hateful revealing sun should light upon their revels. Nearer, hoa.r.s.e and raucous Chanticleer (of Shanghai evidently, from the chronic cold which sends his voice deep down into his spurs)--thunders an earth-shaking ba.s.s. "Tis time for night hawks to be in bed, for the keepers will be astir in a little, and it looks suspicious to be seen leaving the pheasant coverts at four in the morning. The hands of the watch point to the hour, and as though waiting for the word, the whole rookery rises in a black ma.s.s and drifts westward across the tree-tops.
_Flood Tide of Night_.
In these long midsummer nights the twilight lingers till within an hour or two of dawn. When the green cool abyss of fathomless sky melts into pale slate-grey in the west, and the high tide of darkness pauses before it begins to ebb, then is the watershed of day and night. The real noon of night is quite an hour and a half after the witching hour, just as the depth of winter is really a month after the shortest day.
Indeed, at this time of the year, it is much too bright at twelve for even so sleepy a place as a churchyard to yawn. And if any ghost peeped out, "twould only be to duck under again, all a-tremble lest, the underground horologes being out of gear, a poor shade had somehow overslept c.o.c.kcrow and missed his accustomed airing.
_Way for the Sun_.
By two o"clock, however, there is a distinct brightening in the east, and pale, streaky cirrus cloudlets gather to bar the sun"s way. Broad, equal-blowing airs begin to draw to and fro through the woods. There is an earthy scent of wet leaves, sharpened with an unmistakable aromatic whiff of garlic, which has been trodden upon and rises to reproach us for our carelessness. Listen! Let us stand beneath this low-branched elder.
"We cannot see what flowers are at our feet,"
but that there is violet in abundance we have the testimony of a sense which the darkness does not affect, the same which informed us of the presence of the garlic. Over the hedge the sheep are cropping the clover with short, sharp bites--one, two, three, four, five bites--then three or four shiftings of the short black legs, and again "crop, crop." So the woolly backs are bent all the night, the soft ears not erected as by day, but laid back against the shoulders. Sheep sleep little. They lie down suddenly, as though they were settled for the night; but in a little there is an unsteady pitch fore and aft, and the animal is again at the work of munching, steadily and apparently mechanically. I have often half believed that sheep can eat and walk and sleep all at the same time. A bivouac of sheep without lambs in the summer is very like an Arab encampment, and calls up nights in the desert, when, at whatever hour the traveller might look abroad, there were always some of the Arabs awake, stirring the embers of the camp fire, smoking, story-telling, or simply moving restlessly about among the animals. As we stand under the elder-bushes we can look down among the sheep, for they have not the wild animal"s sense of smell, or else the presence of man disturbs them not. One of the flock gives an almost human cough, as if protesting against the dampness of the night.
_The Early Bird_.
Swish! Something soft, silent, and white comes across the hedge almost in our eyes, and settles in that oak without a sound. It is a barn-owl.
After him a wood-pigeon, the whistling swoop of whose wings you can hear half a mile. The owl is just going to bed. The pigeon is only just astir. He is going to have the first turn at Farmer Macmillan"s green corn, which is now getting nicely sweet and milky. The owl has still an open-mouthed family in the cleft of the oak, and it is only by a strict attention to business that he can support his offspring. He has been carrying field mice and dor-beetles to them all night; and he has just paused for a moment to take a snack for himself, the first he has had since the gloaming.
But the dawn is coming now very swiftly. The first blackbird is pulling at the early worm on the green slope of the woodside, for all the world like a sailor at a rope. The early worm wishes he had never been advised to rise so soon in order to get the dew on the gra.s.s. He resolves that if any reasonable proportion of him gets off this time, he will speak his mind to the patriarch of his tribe who is always so full of advice how to get "healthy, wealthy, and wise." "Tis a good tug-of-war. The worm has his tail tangled up with the centre of the earth. The blackbird has not a very good hold. He slackens a moment to get a better, but it is too late. He ought to have made the best of what purchase he had.
Like a coiled spring returning to its set, the worm, released, vanishes into its hole; and the yellow bill flies up into the branches of a thorn with an angry chuckle, which says as plainly as a boy who has chased an enemy to the fortress of home, "Wait till I catch you out again!"
Nature is freshest with the dew of her beauty-sleep upon her. The copses are astir, and the rooks on the tops of the tall trees have begun the work of the day. They rise to a great height, and drift with the light wind towards their feeding-grounds by the river. Over the hedge flashes a snipe, rising like a brown bomb-sh.e.l.l from between our feet, and sending the heart into the mouth. The heron, which we have seen far off, standing in the shallows, apparently meditating on the vanity of earthly affairs, slowly and laboriously takes to flight. He cannot rise for the matter of a stone"s-throw, and the heavy flaps of his labouring wings resound in the still morning. There is no warier bird than the heron when he gets a fair field. Sometimes it is possible to come upon him by chance, and then his terror and instant affright cause him to lose his head, and he blunders helplessly hither and thither, as often into the jaws of danger as out of it.
Did you see that flash of blue? It was the patch of blue sky on a jay"s wing. They call it a "jay piet" hereabouts. But the keepers kill off every one for the sake of a pheasant"s egg or two. An old and experienced gamekeeper is the worst of hanging judges. To be tried by him is to be condemned. As Mr. Lockwood Kipling says: "He looks at nature along the barrel of a gun Which is false perspective."