Sunday, December 23 Weather: Breeze (continue)
The youngster took the microphone continues to roar: ‘Hey, I say uncle, you’re so old le. It is time to go home and get yourself a daughter in-law. Ought to hold grandchild than hold grandchild. If have nothing then don’t fool around with other people’s girlfriend. Nowadays is not in trend where an *old cow eats young gra.s.s le. I suggest you go to 9 Street Nightclub to try out, that place got a lot of wealthy woman waiting to keep *pretty boy ne.’
* 老牛吃嫩草/lǎo niú chī nèn cǎoa: an old cow eats young gra.s.s (idiom); romance where the man is significantly older than the woman.
* 小白脸/xiǎo bái liǎn: pretty boy/gigolo
The DJ stopped the music, using few sarcastic pop guitar notes *to throw stones at someone who fell down and the whole place was cover with burst of laughter.
* 落井下石/luò jǐng xià shí: to throw stones at somebody who fell down a well (idiom); to hit a person who is down.
Yifan calmly pulled Si Si’s hand and said: ‘Honey, here is too trouble, not suitable for dating. Let’s go, I bring you to Rong Shi Hua Ting. Over there I reserved all year round President Suite.’
The youngster from the stage change direction to Si Si: ‘Si Si, I’m sorry, I was wrong. Please forgive me this time, okay? I know you love me, you just do it to annoy me.’
Yifan pulled Si Si: ‘Let’s go darling, I have told the driver to wait for us at the entrance. My secretary has arranged candlelight dinner for us.’
Si Si obstruct Yifan: ‘…. hold on.’
‘Si Si! You forgive me ba. I really love you! In this world, I love you the most! If you want to see my heart, I will pull out for you to see!’ That youngster continue screaming at the microphone.
‘You…..’ Si Si hesitate to ask ‘You can’t raise your rage at me anymore?’
‘In future if I dare to raise my voice, I will be raped then killed. Body being dismembered, bleeding to death and bone turn into ash!’ The youngster at stage made a b.l.o.o.d.y cruel oath.
‘What about those clothes, shoes and bags ne?’
‘Buy, buy! Even if you want the whole Jinshan, I will sell kidney and liver to purchase for you.’
* Jinshan is a suburban district of Shanghai.
‘Oh! That is great!’ Si Si jumped, embraced Yifan’s neck and casually kiss his cheek ‘Uncle, thank you very much. If it were not you, that loathsome guy will never acknowledge his mistake and apologies!’ Once she has completed her saying, very skilfully jump to the stage, together with the youngster, pa.s.sionately exchange ‘French Kiss’.
The whole place was surrounded by the whistle sound, half was cheering to the winning couple on the stage who had reconciled and the other half was for the hateful Yifan who has lost to s.n.a.t.c.h away people’s girlfriend.
The embarra.s.sed Yifan standing among the crowd, looking at this parody, than saw me watching from the side.
‘Cheers!’ I smiled and raise my gla.s.s to pay tribute to cannon fodder.
The dispirited Yifan was holding a gla.s.s of wine, sitting next to me and asked: ‘You know……. she does it on purpose de?’
‘Of Course. Si Si is my neighbor. She and boyfriend has a fight, therefore wanted me to help her to look for a handsome guy to provoke her boyfriend. The purpose is, without doubt make him feel jealous, envy, hate and conveniently see the good side of her. At the end both successfully make up and happily ever after.’
Deceive ba, uncle! I patted Yifan’s shoulder ‘Not everyone can eat tender gra.s.s de.’
Yifan drink the wine on his hand in one gulp.
Humph, humph! In order to see your depression face, the two months of jumping hot dog dance was worth it!
I left Yifan. I went alone to the center of the dance floor and move along with the music. Ah, jump for so many days of sausage dance, any other dance as far as I’m concerned is kind of enjoyment.
A short period of time, one charming youngster came in front of me and keep dancing until the song ended.
‘Hi, my name is Xiao Wu, may I buy big sister a drink ma?’
I’m in a good mood, therefore accepted the invitation. I followed him to the side where there are a group of 4 or 5 young boys. When they saw me coming they clear a s.p.a.ce for me.
‘I have bought her over le, if you guys have anything to ask please ask ba.’ Xiao Wu said.
‘What?’ I asked.
‘We bet how old big sister is.’ Xiao Wu explained.
‘A lady’s age is a secret oh.’ After sipping a mouthful of wine my mood was good.
‘Exactly like I said, big sister will not tell us.’ A youngster beside Xiao Wu said ‘ I guess big sister is in her early thirties!’
‘Cough, cough.’ I got choked le, ‘What?!’
‘Ah? Guess wrongly? Big sister you hit 4 le? Over 40? Aiya, indeed don’t look like ah, can you tell me how you maintain ma? If I’m at this age, still can have good skin like big sister I will die with no regret le.’
‘What do you mean?!’ I’m somehow feel a bit resentful.
‘You really want me to say ah, Judi indeed become degraded le,’ just now a man in black shirt coldly watch from the side said, ‘Isn’t all along known as 20 prohibited. 20 and above can enter ma? Why now uncle and aunty also come le, to be better off I might as well go to my house workers club. Anyway also see older people dancing and the consumption fees is cheaper.’
I resist the impulse to pour wine on his face and stormed off. See you boys like this, if remove makeup also as young as me. I will…… I will cut off Yifan’s head for you!
Xiao Wu hastily get up and catch up with me: ‘Big sister, please don’t get mad. It is just a joke.’
I squinted my eyes and looking at him.
‘Is the man who has just been dumped by Si Si paid us money and asked us to do so. He said the more ruthless words we used, the better it is.’ Xiao Wu explained.
I turned toward the bar counter.
Yifan raised his gla.s.s and said: ‘Cheers!’