Wednesday, December 26 Weather: Sunny
Early morning, I feel bewildered, a warm soft strip objects filled with moist liquid grazed over my cheeks, I rub and set up. I saw a huge dog near my head and softly whimper, a pair of vivid black eyes full of grievances. I blankly look around the place, accidentally knocked down a gla.s.s bottle. That bottle ‘gulu, gulu’ rolled over the floor and hit a bunch of cans.
I have a bad headache just like is going to split open, but I still strive for reality and previous conduct. After a reasonable of reorganise and reasoning, the results came to be a stunning conclusion – I had only wore an unknown big t-shirt don’t know from where and I woke up on Yifan’s house floor!
‘Come here, Jiu Cai (Chives).’
I looked up, saw Yifan wearing a white home clothes, leisurely sitting on the sofa not far away. That big dog called Jiu Cai, gladly and diligently run over, lying on his feet and wagging his tail. Yifan scratch the dog’s ears, hear the dog sending out a comfortable hum hum groan sound, smiled with satisfaction, looked up and said to me: ‘Awake? Want a fruit juice?’
I carefully cover with the bedsheet, I hesitate to ask: ‘I…. yesterday, what did I do?’
Yes, I never worry about where I woke up, don’t care whether at dormitory’s corridor, Yifan’s living room or Sahara desert, it doesn’t matter to me, but I only worry about what I do before I fell asleep.
‘You searched all my wardrobe, bookcase, bar and shoe cabinet, and then discerning in my liquor cabinet to find a bottle of the most vintage red wine.
‘I drink it?’ I feel grieved to see that beautiful empty bottle at the distance.
‘More or less ba, the remaining half you feed Jiu Cai le.’
The big dog looked at me with a hidden bitterness expression from the distance.
I learned its hidden bitterness expression and look at Yifan: ‘Then why do I sleep on the floor? You should put me on the bed ma.’
‘I tried to get you into the bed, in the end you rush down and vomited 5 times, in addition during my fifth attempt… you bite me. But I do lay out mattress and cover you with a blanket ah.
‘What about…. my clothes on my body….’ I grab a handful of my hair, attempt to cover myself face that unable to meet with people’s face.
Hey! This is the magical part! You are so intoxicated but surprisingly you still can go through my wardrobe to pull out a clothes and wash yourself clean….’ Yifan again and again feel amazed.
Exhale, lucky did not lose my chast.i.ty.
‘When taking bath that time, you still can sing at the bathroom >!’I “whoosh” leap up and rushed to the front of the TV.
Saying all these words is not the main point, the main point is, I have been vaguely remembered that behind this serious of absurdity conceal an awful action.
Yifan moves faster than me, he rushed one step ahead of me, grab the DVD player and lift high up above his head.
‘Give me!’ I tried to reach out but helplessly Yifan is much taller than me.
‘Hurry up! Give it back to me!’ I shouted.
Yifan did not say anything, but his eyes lightly cast down a glance for a while. I immediately realised myself….. wear too little. Right away I blush, withdraw back to the temporary bed and cover myself with the blanket.
‘You have seen it?’ I hugged my leg and sadly asked.
‘Yes ah, Guan Xiao Bei under the influence of alcohol becoming a diva ‘>’ to fight off tough compet.i.tion with love rival!Tragedy, tragedy. I cried, Su ah, why didn’t you hide your thing a little bit more conceal ah, why in normal times by every possible means I can’t find thing, but when I got drunk I can easily found it!
Christmas day ah, Christmas day, I, Guan Xiao Bei absolutely irreconcilable with you!
‘Rest a.s.sured, your secret is safe with me here.’
I saw Yifan holding the record of my “brilliant moment” that CD was lock up in his safe deposit box. I await to ask: ‘Can you forget about this event ma?’
Yifan said: ‘What a joke! Such an interesting thing, even if I’m dead, I will still want to seize it out from the King of h.e.l.l’s palace hall, share the laughter with all the little demons ne.’
I lowered my head with full of frustration. See, this is my Christmas day, first year experience tragedy, second year tragedy gave birth to a child and now tragedy turn into double le!
Yifan prepared a table full of lavish breakfast: coffee, milk, eggs and toast. But I have no appet.i.te due to handovers and upset.
‘At least eat a bit, otherwise during shopping no foods ah.’
I give him a puzzled look: ‘Shopping? What shopping?
Yifan pointed to the entrance door where a pile of my clothes and said: ‘Do you think you can wear those dress out?’
From underwear to outerwear, all have been contaminated with beer, white and red wine. All kinds of alcoholic beverages have been pa.s.sed through my stomach and reversed out through my oesophagus, the substance things – en, commonly explain was my vomit.
‘Oh, no need, I just return home and change to a new set will do. Anyhow in a while I still need to go back to work ne.’
‘Do you think you can go to work in this state of mind ma?’
‘Than, what is the solution? Jin Kang dislike the most when subordinate request for leave of absence. If used his word will be something like this: “If you have cancer died tomorrow, today you need to restrain your cancer cells, take a sit and finish up your work!”
‘Jin Kang had said this? It seem I will have to give him a raise. But today an exceptional, this time will deduct from your annual leave, I…… also take this as an opportunity to use your annual leave ba.’