Boss’s Blind Date Notes

In half a day, I have received less than 10 calls, all of them are interested to meet up with Yifan. While I was pondering around how to compile a simple report for Yifan, I received a call.

The woman on the phone said to me: ‘I work in kindergarten, if Mr Yi likes he can go to kindergarten to meet up with the children, they are very adorable.’ These words there is no lack of subtlety, meet up at workplace will be more real and it can reduce the awkwardness atmosphere and surrounded by the children they can both feel each other’s character, this can described as kill two birds with one stone.

But what struck me was the phrase ‘see the children.’

Weekend there is no children going to kindergarten, and I do not want to sacrifice my weekend to accompany President for blind date.

I quickly asked all the four a.s.sistants whether this afternoon President has any important meeting and the answer was negative. I lobbied Yifan and he agreed.

Thursday afternoon the weather was sunny, Yifan and I drove over to ‘Small Flowers Kindergarten’.

Kindergarten teacher did not expect Yifan to meet up with her so soon. When she came out to greet Yifan she looks messy and busy with the children.

However I liked her fascinating sweaty forehead, it look real and kind.

I said behind Yifan: ‘So cute! Cannot take it!’ I then quickly evacuated as I do not want to be electric light bulbs.

Yifan was looking at me, his eyes full of surprise, until the teacher came over to approached, he then turn back and greet others. I do not know why he look so surprised and it kind of awkward, anyway I run over and play with the children.

Half an hour, Yifan found me; ‘Princ.i.p.al was looking for her, she let me accompany the children to play for a while.’

‘How?’ I asked, like an expert matchmaker.

‘Very good, like you said, very loveable.’ Yifan eyes full of smile, I’m not sure it’s because he saw me being dragged down by the group of children into the sandbox or he really like that girl.

‘Don’t move! Aunty, I have a gift for you.’ A little boy reached up and put his hand on my head.

‘What is that, flowers ah?’ I asked.

‘No, spider!’ Little boy said.

‘Ah! Yifan, Yifan! Help me!’ I cried out in horror. Normally I’m not afraid of insects, but this kind of hairy eight-legged lying on your head ready to crawl into your clothes, than it will be a problem.

Yifan’s face look pale and frightening, he has moved a few steps to the edge, if there is no fence I’m sure he will be 200 meters away.

‘Aahhhh! I continued screaming.

‘Ai, girl really useless!’ Little boy sighed and said: ‘Aunty let me help you to remove the spider.’

Over there, a little girl ran over to Yifan and said: ‘Big brother you really hopeless, giving you this opportunity to be hero rescues heroine you don’t even cherish.’

‘Is not that I don’t want to safe you, but I’m really afraid…. …. spider’ Yifan saw my unhappy face quickly explained.

‘No, I do not blame you, is just me being too fuss.’

‘Than why do you look so clam?’ Yifan suddenly become very narcissistic and said ‘It’s because I meet up with a lady for blind date and you get depressed?’

‘Silly, why should I be depressed?’

‘Than why?’

“Why do they call you big brother and call me aunty ah! You are older than me!’

‘My sore points are, first older, second age!’

This time the blind date was quick and fast, it took less than 2 hours, however still fruitful.

At the end of the day, when Rong Moyang was out from the President’s office, holding a stack of file, keep wondering and asking: ‘Eh? When Schultz’s cobweb a.n.a.lysis did becomes spider a.n.a.lysis? Did I remember wrongly or the economic theory has been upgraded?’

Elle said: ‘If you wanted to clarify, just go to the website and search.’

“If you don’t believe me come over and have a look.’ Rong Moyang pointed at the ink paper, ‘How long President a.n.a.lyse with me, is how long I wonder.’

I study, wow, at the center of the white A4 paper, there was a big shiny black juicy thick-skinned fat hairy spider ah.