The men blinked in bewilderment at him.
Lisabeth"s eyes flashed. She made a helpless gesture.
John recovered. He slapped his hands together and made a pushing motion, talking as a man does to a pack of dogs.
"Go on, now," he said, quietly. "Get out." He waved to the men. "Go on, move!"
The men did not believe him at first and then, reluctantly, whimpering in their throats, they walked from the rocket. Several of them turned and pleaded with their eyes.
"No," said John coldly. "Move out. We won"t have anything to do with you."
He shut the air lock door on them.
Taking Lisabeth"s pale hand John said, "It didn"t work. Come along. Upstairs with you, scheming lady."
"What happened?" Alice and Helen waited as he brought Lisabeth up the ladder.
"They wanted to die," John said, smiling tiredly. "They weren"t Killers, but the Ones to Be Killed. I see it all now." He laughed sharply. "To make an insane killer happy, you have to provide him a culture where people like and approve of being killed. This is such a culture. Those men wanted to be shot."
For a moment Helen stared at him. Then she said one word: "Wanted?"
"Yes. I"ve read about it. They"re peculiar to this planetoid. After propagating, at the age of twenty-one, they have a death drive, just as many insects and fish do. To balance this drive, we bring in a bunch of insane murderers from Earth. In this culture, a killer becomes the norm, accepted, happy. Thus we transform insanity into sanity. Roughly, anyway. If you like that kind of sanity." He slapped his knee, went to the radio. "h.e.l.lo, Planetoid One-Oh-One, Radio! A bit of trouble. All okay. We met the Ones Who Want to Die, rather than the Killers. Lucky, I"d say."
"Very," said the radio. "We"ve got your bearing. There should be a ship to you in an hour. Hold on."
Helen was by the port, staring out. "Insane. Insane, all of them."
"To us, yes," said John. "To themselves no. Their culture is sane to itself and all inhabitants within it. That"s all that counts."
"I don"t understand."
"Take a man who wants eighty-nine wives. On Earth he goes insane because he can"t have them. He"s frustrated. Bring him out here to the asteroids, put him on a planet full of women where marriage in triplicate is okay, and he becomes the norm, becomes happy."
"Oh."
"On Earth we tend to try to fit square pegs in round holes. It doesn"t work. In the asteroids we"ve got a hole for every peg, no matter what shape. On Earth if pegs don"t fit we hammer them until they split. We can"t change our culture to fit them, that would be silly and inconvenient. But we can bring them out to the asteroids. There are cultures here, thousands of years old, convenient, preferable." He got up. "I need a drink. I feel terrible."
The rescue ship arrived within the hour. It came down out of s.p.a.ce and landed neatly on the asteroid plateau. "h.e.l.lo there," the pilot said.
"h.e.l.lo yourself!"
They got aboard, Alice, John, Helen, and-Lisabeth.
Their ship was to be towed into a repair port and returned to them later, on Earth.
"I want to call Chicago," said Helen, instantly, when they reached port.
John sighed. "We have us a close shave and all you want to do is call Chicago. William, again?"
"Suppose it is?" she snapped.
"Nothing. Go ahead. I suppose they"ll let you use the s.p.a.ce phone." He nodded at the captain of the rescue ship, who said, "Certainly. Right over here."
Lisabeth did not move. They had taken her to a little room and locked her in once more. There would be no more mistakenly unlocked doors. It was all over. Now there was nothing.
"h.e.l.lo, Chicago. William? This is Helen!" Laughter.
A pouring of drinks. "I," said Alice, "am going," she lifted the gla.s.s, "to," she went on, "get very drunk."
The captain of the ship came in. "We"ll be landing on Thirty-six in about ten minutes. You"ve had bad luck."
"It"s all right now. A bit thick for me." John nodded at Helen cooing and stroking the phone, at Alice mixing a drink, and at Lisabeth standing, white and silent, in her little cell.
The captain raised his brows and nodded, wryly.
John lighted a cigarette and moved forward. "Suppose I thought I was Christ, captain? Would you take me to a planetoid where everybody thought they were saviors of the world?"
"Heavens, no." The captain laughed. "You"d kill each other off as "impostors." No, we"d take you to a culture prepared to accept and take you in as the only world savior."
"One that would lie to me, say they believed I was a savior?"
"No. No lies. Only the truth. The people must really believe in order that you, as a messiah, may be happy. The entire idea of sending insane people out here to various planets is to be sure they"ll live happily the rest of their lives. So such a complex must live in a culture where people actually think he is a savior."
"It must be difficult to find enough room on your planets for all those who think they"re saviors, mustn"t it?"
"We"ve a Charting Committee for that. Nine thousand Earthmen, hopelessly insane, beyond treatment on Earth, think they"re messiahs. That means a waiting list. There are only forty-seven thousand available cultures on forty-seven thousand planetoids between here and Saturn, and in the other sun systems. And only two thousand of these cultures are gullible enough to accept a false redeemer. Therefore, there"s a long list of such applicants waiting to travel to some culture when an older savior dies. We couldn"t possibly introduce two self-deluded Gautama Buddhas into one culture simultaneously. Oh! what dissension that would cause! But in event of one John, the Baptist, for instance, we could, at the same time, accommodate one Caesar, one Pontius Pilate, one Matthew, one Mark, one Luke, one John, along with him. You see?"
"I think so."
"When you put one Mohammed into juxtaposition with one pseudo-contempory of ancient times, history repeats itself. All the drama of ancient times is being re-enacted here on these planetoids. Everybody"s happy, insanity is banished, drama lives."
"Sounds faintly blasphemous."
"Hardly. They"re happy, normal, to themselves. See that planet, there? Somewhere on it is a Joan of Arc listening for angel voices. Over there, see! A Mecca waits for a Mohammed to appear so they may finish out their acts."
"It"s frightening."
"Somewhat." The captain walked off, away. Lisabeth watched him go.
Asteroid Number Thirty-six swung up and under the ship!
Other planetoids whirled by. Lisabeth watched them from her cell. They moved on the deep ocean blackness, full of some hidden drama and tragedy she could not fathom.
"There"s Oth.e.l.lo"s planet!" cried John. "I read about that one."
"Oh." Alice was drinking steadily. She sat in a rubberoid chair, her eyes glazed. "Oh. Well, well. Isn"t that nice, isn"t it?"
"Oth.e.l.lo and Desdemona and Iago! Warriors and banners and trumpets. Gosh, what it must be like down there."
More planetoids, more, more. Lisabeth counted them with her simple, moving, pink lips. Moving, moving. More. There, and there!
"Down there somewhere is a man who thinks he"s Shakespeare!"
"Good for him, good," murmured Alice, putting down her drink, lazily.
"Stratford on Avon"s down there, and strolling minstrels. All you do is bring some crazy fellow from Maine who thinks he"s Shakespeare up here and there"s the culture waiting for him, to really make him into Shakespeare! And do you know, Alice-Alice, are you listening?" John breathed swiftly. "They live and die just as the famous men lived and died. They die the same deaths, in imitation. A woman who thinks she is Cleopatra puts an asp to her flesh. A man, who thinks he is Socrates, quaffs the hemlock! They live out old lives and die the old deaths. What an immensely beautiful insanity it is."
"William, the things you say!" cooed Helen into the s.p.a.ce phone. "I"ll be in Chicago next week, William. Yes, I"m all right. I"ll see you then, sweets."
"Oh, pish," said Alice.
"This is the best thing for Lizabeth," John said. "We shouldn"t feel badly."
"We certainly had to wait long enough." Alice dropped her gla.s.s. "Put in application six months ago."
"There were one thousand Catherines of Russia. One died yesterday. Lisabeth will fill her position. She"ll rule unwisely and not too well, but happily."
Helen kissed her lips in front of the phone, pouting her red moist lips. "You know I do," she said, eyes shut. "Love you, William, love you." She was speaking softly over a few million miles of s.p.a.ce.
"Time!" shouted the audio in the room. "Landing time!"
John got up and smoked a last cigarette nervously, his face wincing.
Catherine of Russia looked out at the three people. She saw Alice drink quietly and stupidly and John standing in a litter of cigarette b.u.t.ts under his shoes. And Helen was lying full length on a rubberoid couch, murmuring softly into the phone, stroking it.
Now John came to the window of the cell. She did not answer when he said h.e.l.lo. He did not believe in her.
"Sometimes I wonder where we"ll all wind up," he said, simply, looking at Catherine. "Myself on a planetoid where I can burn gambling machines all day? First chop them with axes, then pour kerosene on them, then burn them? And what about Alice? Will she wind up on a planetoid where oceans of gin and ca.n.a.ls of sherry are the rule? And Helen? Will she land on a place full of handsome men, thousands of them? And n.o.body to reprimand her?"
A bell rang. "Asteroid Thirty-six! Landing! Landing! Time, time!"
John turned and walked to Alice. "Stop drinking." He turned to Helen. "Get off the phone, we"re landing!" He took the phone away from her when she would not stop.
Catherine of Russia was ready for the welcome that came as she stepped from the ship. Streets were flooded with people, gilt carriages awaited, banners flew, somewhere a band played, cannons exploded into the roaring atmosphere. She began to cry. They believed in her! They were her friends, all of these persons with smiling faces, all of these people in correct, shining costume. The palace awaited at the end of the avenue.
"Catherine, Catherine!"
"Your Majesty! Welcome Home!"
"Oh, your Majesty!"
"I"ve been away so long," cried Catherine, holding her hands to her tearful face. She straightened herself. She controlled her voice, finally. "Such a long, long time. And now I"m back. It"s good, so good to be home."
"Your Majesty, your Majesty!"
They kissed her hand, before conducting her to a carriage. Smiling, laughing, she called for wine. They brought her vast goblets of clear wine. She drank and threw a goblet shattering on the street! And a band played and drums beat and guns thundered! And just as the horses pranced and the French and English Amba.s.sadors stepped into the carriage, Catherine turned to give one last silent look at the ship from which she had stepped. For a moment she was quiet and for this brief time she knew a silence and a restive sadness. In the open port of the ship were three people, a man and two women, waving, waving at her.
"Who are those people, your Majesty?" asked the Spanish Amba.s.sador.
"I don"t know," whispered Catherine.
"Where are they from?"
"Some strange, far away place."
"Do you know them, your Majesty?"
"Know them?" She put her hand out, almost to wave to them, then put her hand down. "No. I don"t think so. Odd people. Strange people. From some long ago, some horrible land somewhere. Insane, all three of them. One works big game machines, another talks strangely over phones, and a third drinks, and drinks, forever. Really, quite insane." Her eyes were dull. Now, her attention sharpened. She cracked her hand down. "Give them notice!"
"Your Majesty!"
"An hour"s notice to get out of Saint Petersburg!"
"Yes, your Majesty!"
"I won"t have strangers here, understand!"
"Yes, your Majesty!"
The carriage moved down the street, the horses dancing, the crowd hallooing, the band playing, leaving the silver rocket ship behind.
She did not look back again, not even when the man in the silver ship cried, "Good-bye, good-bye!" for his voice was drowned when the crowd on all sides rushed warmly in, engulfing her in happiness, shouting, "Catherine, Catherine, Mother of all the Russias!"
THE TROLLEY.
THE FIRST LIGHT ON THE ROOF OUTSIDE; very early morning. The leaves on all the trees tremble with a soft awakening to any breeze the dawn may offer. And then, far off, around a curve of silver track, comes the trolley, balanced on four small steel-blue wheels, and it is painted the color of tangerines. Epaulets of shimmery bra.s.s cover it, and pipings of gold; and its chrome bell bings if the ancient motorman taps it with a wrinkled shoe. The numerals on the trolley"s front and sides are bright as lemons. Within, its seats p.r.i.c.kle with cool green moss. Something like a buggy whip flings up from its roof to brush the spider thread high in the pa.s.sing trees from which it takes its juice. From every window blows an incense, the all-pervasive blue and secret smell of summer storms and lightning.
Down the long, elm-shadowed streets the trolley moves, alone, the motorman"s gray gloves touched gently, timelessly, to the controls.
At noon the motorman stopped his car in the middle of the block and leaned out. "Hey!"
And Douglas and Charlie and Tom and all the boys and girls on the block saw the gray glove waving, and dropped from trees and left skip ropes in white snakes on lawns, to run and sit in the green plush seats, and there was no charge. Mr. Tridden, the conductor, kept his glove over the mouth of the money box as he moved the trolley on down the shady block. "Hey," said Charlie. "Where are we going?"
"Last ride," said Mr. Tridden, eyes on the high electric wire ahead. "No more trolley. Bus starts tomorrow. Going to retire me with a pension, they are. So-a free ride for everyone! Watch out!"
He moved the bra.s.s handle, the trolley groaned and swung round an endless green curve, and all the time in the world held still, as if only the children and Mr. Tridden and his miraculous machine were riding an endless river, away.
"Last day?" asked Douglas, stunned. "They can"t do that! They can"t take off the trolley! Why," said Douglas, "no matter how you look at it, a bus ain"t a trolley. Don"t make the same kind of noise. Don"t have tracks or wires, don"t throw sparks, don"t pour sand on the tracks, don"t have the same colors, don"t have a bell, don"t let down a step like a trolley does!"
"Hey, that"s right," said Charlie. "I always get a kick watching a trolley let down the step, like an accordion."