The Queen equably tossed (counting, Malone thought, the ante) five hundred into the pot.
The cowboy muttered to himself for a second, and finally shoved in his money.
"I think I"ll raise it another five hundred," the Queen said calmly.
Malone wanted to die of shock.
Unfortunately, he remained alive and watching. He saw the last man, after some debate internal, shove a total of one thousand dollars into the pot.
"Cards?" said the dealer. The first man said: "One."
It was too much to hope for, Malone thought. If that first man were trying to fill a straight or a flush, maybe he wouldn"t make it. And maybe something final would happen to all the other players. But that was the only way he could see for Her Majesty to win.
The card was dealt. The second man stood pat and Malone"s green tinge became obvious to the veriest dunce. The cowboy, on Her Majesty"s right, asked for a card, received it and sat back without a trace of expression.
The Queen said: "I"ll try one for size." She"d picked up poker lingo, and the basic rules of the game, Malone realized, from the other players--or possibly from someone at the hospital itself, years ago.
He wished she"d picked up something less dangerous instead, like a love of big-game hunting, or stunt-flying.
But no. It had to be poker.
The Queen threw away her seven of spades, showing more sense than Malone had given her credit for at any time during the game. She let the other card fall and didn"t look at it.
She smiled up at Malone and Boyd. "Live dangerously," she said gaily.
Malone gave her a hollow laugh.
The last man drew one card, too, and the betting began.
The Queen"s remaining thousand was gone before an eye could notice it. She turned to Boyd.
"Sir Thomas," she said. "Another five thousand, please. At once."
Boyd said nothing at all, but marched off. Malone noticed, however, that his step was neither as springy nor as confident as it had been before. For himself, Malone was sure that he could not walk at all.
Maybe, he thought hopefully, the floor would open up and swallow them all. He tried to imagine explaining the loss of $20,000 to Burris and some congressmen, and after that he watched the floor narrowly, hoping for the smallest hint of a crack in the palazzo marble.
"May I raise the whole five thousand?" the Queen said.
"It"s okay with me," the dealer said. "How about the rest of you?"
The four grunts he got expressed a suppressed eagerness. The Queen took the new chips Boyd had brought her and shoved them into the center of the table with a fine, careless gesture of her hand. She smiled gaily at everybody. "Seeing me?" she said.
Everybody was.
"Well, you see, it was this way," Malone muttered to himself, rehearsing. He half-thought that one of the others would raise again, but no one did. After all, each of them must be convinced that he held a great hand, and though raising had gone on throughout the hand, each must now be afraid of going the least little bit too far and scaring the others out.
"Mr. Congressman," Malone muttered. "There"s this game called poker. You play it with cards and money. Chiefly money."
That wasn"t any good.
"You"ve been called," the dealer said to the first man, who"d opened the hand a year or so before.
"Why, sure," the player said, and laid down a pair of aces, a pair of threes--and a four. One of the threes, and the four, were clubs. That reduced the already improbable chances of the Queen"s coming up with a flush.
"Sorry," said the second man, and laid down a straight with a single gesture.
The straight was nine-high and there were no clubs in it. Malone felt devoutly thankful for that.
The second man reached for the money but, under the popeyed gaze of the dealer, the fifth man laid down another straight--this one ten high. The nine was a club Malone felt the odds go down, right in his own stomach.
And now the cowboy put down his cards. The King of diamonds. The King of hearts. The Jack of diamonds. The Jack of spades. And--the Jack of hearts.
Full house. "Well," said the cowboy, "I suppose that does it."
The Queen said: "Please. One moment."
The cowboy stopped halfway in his reach for the enormous pile of chips. The Queen laid down her four clubs--Ace, King, Queen and ten-- and for the first time flipped over her fifth card.
It was the Jack of clubs.
"My G.o.d," the cowboy said, and it sounded like a prayer. "A royal flush."
"Naturally," the Queen said. "What else?"
Her Majesty calmly scooped up the tremendous pile of chips. The cowboy"s hands fell away. Five mouths were open around the table.
Her Majesty stood up. She smiled sweetly at the men around the table. "Thank you very much, gentlemen," she said. She handed the chips to Malone, who took them in nerveless fingers. "Sir Kenneth," she said, "I hereby appoint you temporary Chancellor of the Exchequer--at least until Parliament convenes."
There was, Malone thought, at least thirty-five thousand dollars in the pile. He could think of nothing to say.
So, instead of using up words, he went and cashed in the chips. For once, he realized, the Government had made money on an investment. It was probably the first time since 1775.
Malone thought vaguely that the government ought to make more investments like the one he was cashing in. If it did, the National Debt could be wiped out in a matter of days.
He brought the money back. Boyd and the Queen were waiting for him, but Barbara was still in the ladies" lounge. "She"s on the way out," the Queen informed him, and, sure enough, in a minute they saw the figure approaching them. Malone smiled at her, and, tentatively, she smiled back. They began the long march to the exit of the club, slowly and regally, though not by choice.
The crowd, it seemed, wouldn"t let them go. Malone never found out, then or later, how the news of Her Majesty"s winnings had gone through the place so fast, but everyone seemed to know about it. The Queen was the recipient of several low bows and a few drunken curtsies, and, when they reached the front door at last, the doorman said in a most respectful tone: "Good evening, Your Majesty."
The Queen positively beamed at him. So, to his own great surprise, did Sir Kenneth Malone.
Outside, it was about four in the morning. They climbed into the car and headed back toward the hotel.
Malone was the first to speak. "How did you know that was a Jack of clubs?" he said in a strangled sort of voice.
The little old lady said calmly: "He was cheating."
"The dealer?" Malone asked. The little old lady nodded. "In your favor?"
"He couldn"t have been cheating," Boyd said at the same instant. "Why would he want to give you all that money?"
The little old lady shook her head. "He didn"t want to give it to me," she said. "He wanted to give it to the man in the cowboy"s suit. His name is Elliott, by the way--Bernard L. Elliott. And he comes from Weehawken. But he pretends to be a Westerner so n.o.body will be suspicious of him. He and the dealer are in cahoots--isn"t that the word?"
"Yes, Your Majesty," Boyd said. "That"s the word." His tone was awed and respectful, and the little old lady gave a nod and became Queen Elizabeth I once more.
"Well," she said, "the dealer and Mr. Elliott were in cahoots, and the dealer wanted to give the hand to Mr. Elliott. But he made a mistake, and dealt the Jack of clubs to me. I watched him, and, of course, I knew what he was thinking. The rest was easy."
"My G.o.d," Malone said. "Easy." Barbara said: "Did she win?"
"She won," Malone said with what he felt was positively magnificent understatement.
"Good," Barbara said, and lost interest at once.
Malone had seen the lights of a car in the rear-view mirror a few minutes before. When he looked now, the lights were still there--but the fact just didn"t register until, a couple of blocks later, the car began to pull around them on the left. It was a Buick, while Boyd"s was a new Lincoln, but the edge wasn"t too apparent yet.
Malone spotted the gun barrel protruding from the Buick and yelled just before the first shot went off.
Boyd, at the wheel, didn"t even bother to look. His reflexes took over and he slammed his foot down on the brake. The specially-built FBI Lincoln slowed down instantly. The shotgun blast splattered the gla.s.s of the curved windshield all over--but none of it came into the car itself.
Malone already had his hand on the b.u.t.t of the .44 Magnum under his left armpit, and he even had time to be grateful, for once, that it wasn"t a smallsword. The women were in the back seat, frozen, and he yelled: "Duck, d.a.m.n it, duck!" and felt, rather than saw, both of them sink down onto the floor of the car.
The Buick had slowed down, too, and the gun barrel was swiveling back for a second shot. Malone felt naked and unprotected. The Buick and the Lincoln were even on the road now.
Malone had his revolver out. He fired the first shot without even realizing fully that he"d done so, and he heard a piercing scream from Barbara in the back seat. He had no time to look back.
A .44 Magnum is not, by any means, a small gun. As handguns go-- revolvers and automatics--it is about as large as a gun can get to be. An ordinary car has absolutely no chance against it.
Much less the gla.s.s in an ordinary car.
The first slug drilled its way through the window gla.s.s as though it were not there, and slammed its way through an even more unprotected obstacle, the frontal bones of the triggerman"s skull. The second slug from Malone"s gun followed it right away, and missed the hole the first slug had made by something less than an inch.
The big, apelike thug who was holding the shotgun had a chance to pull the trigger once more, but he wasn"t aiming very well. The blast merely scored the paint off the top of the Lincoln.
The rear window of the Buick was open, and Malone caught sight of another glint of blued steel from the corner of his eye. There was no time to shift aim--not with bullets flying like swallows on the way to Capistrano. Malone thought faster than he had imagined himself capable of doing, and decided to aim for the driver.
Evidently the man in the rear seat of the Buick had had the same inspiration. Malone blasted two more high-velocity lead slugs at the driver of the big Buick, and at the same time the man in the Buick"s rear seat fired at Boyd.
But Boyd had shifted tactics. He"d hit the brakes. Now he came down hard on the accelerator instead.
The chorus of shrieks from the Lincoln"s back seat increased slightly in volume. Barbara, Malone knew, wasn"t badly hurt; she hadn"t even stopped for breath since the first shot had been fired. Anybody who could scream like that, he told himself, had to be healthy.
As the Lincoln leaped ahead, Malone pulled the trigger of his .44 twice more. The heavy, high-speed chunks of streamlined copper-coated lead leaped from the muzzle of the gun and slammed into the driver of the Buick without wasting any time. The Buick slewed across the highway.
The two shots fired by the man in the back seat went past Malone"s head with a whizz, missing both him and Boyd by a margin too narrow to think about.
But those were the last shots. The only difference between the FBI and the Enemy seemed to be determination and practice.
The Buick spun into a flat sideskid, swiveled on its wheels and slammed into the ditch at the side of the road, turning over and over, making a horrible noise, as it broke up.
Boyd slowed the car again, just as there was a sudden blast of fire. The Buick had burst into flame and was spitting heat and smoke and fire in all directions. Malone sent one more bullet after it in a last flurry of action--saving his last one for possible later emergencies.
Boyd jammed on the brakes and the Lincoln came to a screaming halt. In silence he and Malone watched the burning Buick roll over and over into the desert beyond the shoulder.
"My G.o.d," Boyd said. "My ears!"
Malone understood at once. The blast from his own still-smoking .44 had roared past Boyd"s head during the gun battle. No wonder the man"s ears hurt. It was a wonder he wasn"t altogether deaf.
But Boyd shook off the pain and brought out his own .44 as he stepped out of the car. Malone followed him, his gun trained.
From the rear, Her Majesty said: "It"s safe to rise now, isn"t it?"
"You ought to know," Malone said. "You can tell if they"re still alive."
There was silence while Queen Elizabeth frowned for a moment in concentration. A look of pain crossed her face, and then, as her expression smoothed again, she said: "The traitors are dead. All except one, and he"s--" She paused. "He"s dying," she finished. "He can"t hurt you."
There was no need for further battle. Malone reholstered his .44 and turned to Boyd. "Tom, call the State Police," he said. "Get "em down here fast."
He waited while Boyd climbed back under the wheel and began punching b.u.t.tons on the dashboard. Then Malone went toward the burning Buick.
He tried to drag the men out, but it wasn"t any use. The first two, in the front seat, had the kind of holes in them people talked about throwing elephants through. Head and chest had been hit.
Malone couldn"t get close enough to the fiercely blazing automobile to make even a try for the men in the back seat.
He was sitting quietly on the edge of the rear seat when the Nevada Highway Patrol cars drove up next to them. Barbara Wilson had stopped screaming, but she was still sobbing on Malone"s shoulder. "It"s all right," he told her, feeling ineffectual.
"I never saw anybody killed before," she said.
"It"s all right," Malone said. "Nothing"s going to hurt you. I"ll protect you."
He wondered if he meant it, and found, to his surprise, that he did. Barbara Wilson sniffled and looked up at him. "Mr. Malone--"
"Ken," he said.
"I"m sorry," she said. "Ken--I"m so afraid. I saw the hole in one of the men"s heads, when you fired--it was--"
"Don"t think about it," Malone said. To him, the job had been an unpleasant occurrence, but a job, that was all. He could see, though, how it might affect people who were new to it.
"You"re so brave," she said.
Malone tightened his arm around the girl"s shoulder. "Just depend on me," he said. "You"ll be all right if you--"
The State Trooper walked up then, and looked at them. "Mr. Malone?" he said. He seemed to be taken slightly aback at the costuming.
"That"s right," Malone said. He pulled out his ID card and the little golden badge. The State Patrolman looked at them, and looked back at Malone.
"What"s with the getup?" he said.