"Counselor Burkhardt, do you accept these facts as stipulated?" Trecker asked.
"We do, Colonel. "
"Since when is the Green Party a terrorist group?" Peter said.
Trecker got up from behind his desk, walked up to Peter"s table, and leaned over Peter. "If you speak again without being asked a direct question, I swear on my mother"s Bible that I will bang your head on this table until you can count your teeth on one hand. Is that clear? that was a direct question. "
Peter"s throat had dried shut. He coughed and managed to say, "Clear. "
Trecker nodded and went back to his desk. "Major. "
"Following from the entered stipulations, and under the Terrorism Penalties Enhancement Act of 2005 and the VICTORY Act of 2005, we accuse the defendant of terrorist acts resulting in death. In addition, we accuse the defendant of making comments pejorative to the stature and actions of the Commander in Chief, which act to undermine confidence in the United States of America and therefore weaken our efforts to fight global terror. "
"Peter Skilling, do you understand the charges against you?"
"I sure as h.e.l.l do not," Peter said. "What did I do that was terrorist? Since when is it illegal to make pejorative comments about idiot politicians?"
"Counselor," Trecker said. "Advise the defendant before I have to get up again. "
Burkhardt"s hand fell heavily on Peter"s shoulder. "Peter. You"ve put yourself in a tricky situation here, and you"re only making it worse. Wouldn"t you be better off cooperating and not being quite so antagonistic?"
"Are you defending me, Burkhardt?"
"That is my role, yes, and I am very proud to perform it. " Burkhardt straightened. "I believe we can count on a more civil atmosphere," he said to Trecker.
The colonel nodded. "How do you answer the charges?"
"Oh, not guilty. In addition, I move for the dismissal of the pejorative-comment and undermining-confidence charges, which are possible only under laws pa.s.sed during the 2020s. Clearly Peter can"t be charged with a crime that didn"t exist at the time of his death, and at that time, free-speech law was much less codified than it has since become. "
Trecker looked down at his PDA. After a moment"s consultation, he said, "those charges are dismissed. "
"Objection," Major Fullerton said.
"Overruled. Major, you will make your case only on the charge of terrorist acts resulting in death. Proceed. "
Hope fluttered weakly in Peter"s stomach. Burkhardt had done the job so far. He might be a crazy robot, but Dr. McBride had said he was built to ensure protocols were met; what else would you want in a lawyer?
"Colonel, the government"s case is simple. Under the Terrorism Penalties Enhancement Act of 2005, it is a capital offense to commit an act of terrorism that results in a death. The VICTORY Act of 2005 liberalized the definition of terrorism to include drug possession and distribution if it could be shown that drug money financed terrorist organizations. The defendant has admitted that his supplier was a member of the Green Party of the United States, which was on terrorist watchlists as early as 2003 and officially added to the government"s list of terrorist organizations in April of 2005 following the first reelection of President George W. Bush. " On the wall screen, Peter watched himself say that Phil Kokoszka was a Green.
"Medical and toxicological reports indicate that the defendant was seriously impaired by marijuana intoxication at the time of his death. Under the provisions of the Terrorism Penalties and VICTORY Acts, his purchase of marijuana was a terrorist act in that it benefited a known terrorist organization. His use of that same marijuana impaired his physical coordination to the extent that he suffered a fatal fall on Mount McKinley. It is clear that his terrorist act of purchasing marijuana from the Green Party of the United States led directly to his decease, which makes the Terrorism Penalties Act applicable here and leaves the government no choice but to subject the defendant to the ultimate sanction. The only question is whether or not the defendant is compos mentis, and to answer that issue the government calls Burkhardt. "
Before Peter could say anything, Burkhardt slapped a metal hand over his mouth. "Please, Peter. This is all standard. You must realize that things aren"t the same as you remember. We"re all much safer now. "
Letting go of Peter"s jaw, Burkhardt stood and walked out in front of the table. Trecker swore it in.
"Do you find the defendant Peter Skilling to be fit for trial?" Major Fullerton asked it.
"Peter has done an exceptional job of adapting to severely trying circ.u.mstances," Burkhardt enthused. "I would not have thought it possible for him to be as well-adjusted as he is, but I can find no evidence of deficiency in a.n.a.lytic or emotional responses. What a fine example of the human mind he is. "
Numbness was slowly settling over Peter"s mind. Now I can"t believe this is real, he thought. No way. I"m still on the mountain, and all of these lunatics are a dying paranoid fantasy.
"Thank you, Burkhardt," Major Fullerton said. "You are excused. "
"That was a defense?" Peter muttered when Burkhardt returned to the table.
"Peter, I"m under oath," the robot said. "And I"m very proud of you. "
"Anything else, Major?"
Fullerton shook her head. "We rest, sir. "
Trecker looked at Burkhardt. "Defense?"
"The defense challenges the toxicology report," Burkhardt practically crowed, "and calls Dr. Felicia McBride. "
"Objection," Major Fullerton called. "Dr. McBride"s security clearance has been revoked for lack of confidence due to comments made in the defendant"s presence. She cannot be counted on to deliver objective testimony. "
"Sustained," said Col. Trecker. "Anything else, Burkhardt?"
"This is terribly disappointing," Burkhardt said. "No, Colonel. The defense rests. "
Col. Trecker stood. So did Major Fullerton. Burkhardt tapped Peter on the shoulder and Peter rose, feeling stoned again, as if all of this was very distant. "Right," the colonel said. "We defend our homeland against those who would destroy our freedoms and our way of life. In that defense it is sometimes necessary to take actions that in other circ.u.mstances would be found repugnant. Peter Skilling, you are guilty of terrorist acts resulting in the death of Peter Skilling, and under the Terrorism Penalties Enhancement Act of 2005 you are sentenced to death. Sentence to be carried out immediately. Dr. McBride?"
Peter turned, and this time Burkhardt let him. The robot was whispering close to Peter"s ear, something about how resilient and exceptional he was, how astonishing it was that he had so successfully adapted to what must have been a terrible blow, and Dr. McBride was walking up to him with the transdermal in her hand and a look in her eye that told Peter all he needed to know.
"I"m going to give you something, Peter," she said, and he thought, I don"t blame you. He heard a hiss, and then he was gone.
The Things That Make Me Weak And Strange Get Engineered Away.
by Cory Doctorow.
Cory Doctorow is the author of the novels Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, Eastern Standard Tribe, Someone Comes to Town Someone Leaves Town, Makers, For the Win, and the dystopian young adult novel Little Brother. His short fiction, which has appeared in a variety of magazines-from Asimov"s Science Fiction to Salon.com-has been collected in A Place So Foreign and Eight More and in Overclocked: Stories of the Future Present. He is a four-time winner of the Locus Award, a winner of the Canadian Starburst Award, has been nominated for both the Hugo and Nebula Awards, and in 2000, he won the John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer. Doctorow is also the co-editor of Boing Boing, the online "directory of wonderful things. "
Big Brother is watching you.
When George Orwell wrote those words in 1949, the notion of a surveillance state was the stuff of absolute science fiction. Today, in an era of security cameras, wire taps and radio-frequency ID tags, surveillance is constant, and privacy a privilege. If no one is watching you, it"s not because they can"t-it"s simply because so far, no one has decided it"s worthwhile.
But in the future Cory Doctorow describes in our next story, someone has decided to watch everyone, all the time, every day. Just think a moment about what your daily life is like. Have you ever run a red light? Have you stayed parked longer than the meter would allow? Have you ever rounded down on your taxes?
Here is a world where the minor infractions get noticed. Here is a world where everyone is going to get caught sometime and everyone is some kind of criminal. Forget Big Brother. In this dystopian surveillance state, the watchers are more like the G.o.dfather and his dons.
"Cause it"s gonna be the future soon, And I won"t always be this way, When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away -Jonathan Coulton, "The Future Soon"
Lawrence"s cubicle was just the right place to chew on a th.o.r.n.y logfile problem: decorated with the votive fetishes of his monastic order, a thousand calming, clarifying mandalas and saints devoted to helping him think clearly.
From the nearby cubicles, Lawrence heard the ritualized muttering of a thousand brothers and sisters in the Order of Reflective a.n.a.lytics, a susurration of harmonized, concentrated thought. On his display, he watched an instrument widget track the decibel level over time, the graph overlaid on a 3D curve of normal activity over time and s.p.a.ce. He noted that the level was a little high, the room a little more anxious than usual.
He clicked and tapped and thought some more, ma.s.saging the logfile to see if he could make it snap into focus and make sense, but it stubbornly refused to be sensible. The data tracked the custody chain of the bitstream the Order munged for the Securitat, and somewhere in there, a file had grown by sixty-eight bytes, blowing its checksum and becoming An Anomaly.
Order lore was filled with Anomalies, loose threads in the fabric of reality-bugs to be squashed in the data-set that was the Order"s universe. Starting with the pre-Order sysadmin who"d tracked a $0. 75 billing anomaly back to a foreign spy-ring that was using his systems to hack his military, these morality tales were object lessons to the Order"s monks: pick at the seams and the world will unravel in useful and interesting ways.
Lawrence had reached the end of his personal picking capacity, though. It was time to talk it over with Gerta.
He stood up and walked away from his cubicle, touching his belt to let his sensor array know that he remembered it was there. It counted his steps and his heartbeats and his EEG spikes as he made his way out into the compound.
It"s not like Gerta was in charge-the Order worked in autonomous little units with rotating leadership, all coordinated by some groupware that let them keep the hierarchy nice and flat, the way that they all liked it. Authority sucked.
But once you instrument every keystroke, every click, every erg of productivity, it soon becomes apparent who knows her s.h.i.t and who just doesn"t. Gerta knew the s.h.i.t cold.
"Question," he said, walking up to her. She liked it brusque. No nonsense.
She batted her handball against the court wall three more times, making long dives for it, sweaty grey hair whipping back and forth, body arcing in graceful flows. Then she caught the ball and tossed it into the basket by his feet. "Lester, huh? All right, surprise me. "
"It"s this," he said, and tossed the file at her pan. She caught it with the same fluid gesture and her computer gave it to her on the handball court wall, which was the closest display for which she controlled the lockfile. She peered at the data, spinning the graph this way and that, peering intently.
She pulled up some of her own instruments and replayed the bitstream, recalling the logfiles from many network taps from the moment at which the file grew by the anomalous sixty-eight bytes.
"You think it"s an Anomaly, don"t you?" She had a fine blond moustache that was beaded with sweat, but her breathing had slowed to normal and her hands were steady and sure as she gestured at the wall.
"I was kind of hoping, yeah. Good opportunity for personal growth, your Anomalies. "
"Easy to say why you"d call it an Anomaly, but look at this. " She pulled the checksum of the injected bytes, then showed him her network taps, which were playing the traffic back and forth for several minutes before and after the insertion. The checksummed block moved back through the routers, one hop, two hops, three hops, then to a terminal. The authentication data for the terminal told them who owned its lockfile then: Zbigniew Krotoski, login zbigkrot. Gerta grabbed his room number.
"Now, we don"t have the actual payload, of course, because that gets flushed. But we have the checksum, we have the username, and look at this, we have him typing sixty-eight unspecified bytes in a pattern consistent with his biometrics five minutes and eight seconds prior to the injection. So, let"s go ask him what his sixty-eight characters were and why they got added to the Securitat"s data-stream. "
He led the way, because he knew the corner of the campus where zbigkrot worked pretty well, having lived there for five years when he first joined the Order. Zbigkrot was probably a relatively recent inductee, if he was still in that block.
His belt gave him a rea.s.suring buzz to let him know he was being logged as he entered the building, softer haptic feedback coming as he was logged to each floor as they went up the clean-swept wooden stairs. Once, he"d had the work-detail of re-staining those stairs, stripping the ancient wood, sanding it baby-skin smooth, applying ten coats of varnish, polishing it to a high gloss. The work had been incredible, painful and rewarding, and seeing the stairs still shining gave him a tangible sense of satisfaction.
He knocked at zbigkrot"s door twice before entering. Technically, any brother or sister was allowed to enter any room on the campus, though there were norms of privacy and decorum that were far stronger than any law or rule.
The room was bare, every last trace of its occupant removed. A fine dust covered every surface, swirling in clouds as they took a few steps in. They both coughed explosively and stepped back, slamming the door.
"Skin," Gerta croaked. "Collected from the ventilation filters. DNA for every person on campus, in a nice, even, Gaussian distribution. Means we can"t use biometrics to figure out who was in this room before it was cleaned out. "
Lawrence tasted the dust in his mouth and swallowed his gag reflex. Technically, he knew that he was always inhaling and ingesting other peoples" dead skin-cells, but not by the mouthful.
"All right," Gerta said. "Now you"ve got an Anomaly. Congrats, Lawrence. Personal growth awaits you. "
The campus only had one entrance to the wall that surrounded it. "Isn"t that a fire-hazard?" Lawrence asked the guard who sat in the pillbox at the gate.
"Naw," the man said. He was old, with the serene air of someone who"d been in the Order for decades. His beard was combed and shining, plaited into a thick braid that hung to his belly, which had only the merest hint of a little pot. "Comes a fire, we hit the panic b.u.t.ton, reverse the magnets lining the walls, and the foundations destabilize at twenty sections. The whole thing"d come down in seconds. But no one"s going to sneak in or out that way. "
"I did not know that," Lawrence said.
"Public record, of course. But pretty obscure. Too tempting to a certain prankster mindset. "
Lawrence shook his head. "Learn something new every day. "
The guard made a gesture that caused something to depressurize in the gateway. A primed hum vibrated through the floorboards. "We keep the inside of the vestibule at ten atmospheres, and it opens inward from outside. No one can force that door open without us knowing about it in a pretty dramatic way. "
"But it must take forever to re-pressurize?"
"Not many people go in and out. Just data. "
Lawrence patted himself down.
"You got everything?"
"Do I seem nervous to you?"
The old timer picked up his tea and sipped at it. "You"d be an idiot if you weren"t. How long since you"ve been out?"
"Not since I came in. Sixteen years ago. I was twenty-one. "
"Yeah," the old timer said. "Yeah, you"d be an idiot if you weren"t nervous. You follow politics?"
"Not my thing," Lawrence said. "I know it"s been getting worse out there-"
The old timer barked a laugh. "Not your thing? It"s probably time you got out into the wide world, son. You might ignore politics, but it won"t ignore you. "
"Is it dangerous?"
"You going armed?"
"I didn"t know that was an option. "
"Always an option. But not a smart one. Any weapon you don"t know how to use belongs to your enemy. Just be circ.u.mspect. Listen before you talk. Watch before you act. They"re good people out there, but they"re in a bad, bad situation. "
Lawrence shuffled his feet and shifted the straps of his bindle. "You"re not making me very comfortable with all this, you know. "
"Why are you going out anyway?"
"It"s an Anomaly. My first. I"ve been waiting sixteen years for this. Someone poisoned the Securitat"s data and left the campus. I"m going to go ask him why he did it. "
The old man blew the gate. The heavy door lurched open, revealing the vestibule. "Sounds like an Anomaly all right. " He turned away and Lawrence forced himself to move toward the vestibule. The man held his hand out before he reached it. "You haven"t been outside in fifteen years, it"s going to be a surprise. Just remember, we"re a n.o.ble species, all appearances to the contrary notwithstanding. "
Then he gave Lawrence a little shove that sent him into the vestibule. The door slammed behind him. The vestibule smelled like machine oil and rubber, gaskety smells. It was dimly lit by rows of white LEDs that marched up the walls like drunken ants. Lawrence barely had time to register this before he heard a loud Thunk from the outer door and it swung away.
Lawrence walked down the quiet street, staring up at the same sky he"d lived under, breathing the same air he"d always breathed, but marveling at how different it all was. His heartbeat and respiration were up-the tips of the first two fingers on his right hand itched slightly under his feedback gloves-and his thoughts were doing that race-condition thing where every time he tried to concentrate on something he thought about how he was trying to concentrate on something and should stop thinking about how he was concentrating and just concentrate.
This was how it had been sixteen years before, when he"d gone into the Order. He"d been so angry all the time then. Sitting in front of his keyboard, looking at the world through the lens of the network, suffering all the fools with poor grace. He"d been a bright fourteen-year-old, a genius at sixteen, a rising star at eighteen, and a failure by twenty-one. He was depressed all the time, his weight had ballooned to nearly 300 pounds, and he had been fired three times in two years.
One day he stood up from his desk at work-he"d just been hired at a company that was selling learning, trainable vision-systems for a.n.a.lyzing images, who liked him because he"d retained his security clearance when he"d been fired from his previous job-and walked out of the building. It had been a blowing, wet, grey day, and the streets of New York were as empty as they ever got.