"Simplifies my job," Simon said, looking a bit weary of all the intrigue.
"Not mine," Hyacinth said. "I still have to stick to her-"
"-like glue," they all-including Penelope-finished for her.
"Well, I do," Hyacinth said.
"Speaking of glue," Eloise said as they stepped away from Daphne and Simon, "Penelope, do you think you can make do with only two batches for a bit? I should like to step out for a moment."
"I will go with you," Hyacinth announced.
"You can"t both go," Violet said. "I"m certain Colin didn"t want Penelope left with only me."
"May I go when she"s back, then?" Hyacinth grimaced. "It"s not something I can avoid."
Violet turned to Eloise expectantly.
"What?" Eloise demanded.
"I was waiting for you to say the same thing."
"I"m far too dignified," Eloise sniffed.
"Oh, please," Hyacinth muttered.
Violet groaned. "Are you certain you wish us to remain by your side?" she asked Penelope.
"I didn"t think I had a choice," Penelope replied, amused by the interchange.
"Go," Violet said to Eloise. "Just hurry back."
Eloise gave her mother a nod, and then, much to everyone"s surprise, she reached forward and gave Penelope a quick hug.
"What was that for?" Penelope asked with an affectionate smile?
"No reason," Eloise replied, her returning grin rather like one of Colin"s. "I just think this is going to be a special night for you."
"You do?" Penelope asked carefully, unsure of what Eloise might have figured out.
"Well, it"s obvious something is afoot," Eloise said. "It"s not like Colin to act with such secrecy. And I wanted to offer my support."
"You"ll be back in just a few minutes," Penelope said. "Whatever is going to happen-if indeed anything is going to happen-you"re not likely to miss it."
Eloise shrugged. "It was an impulse. An impulse born from a dozen years of friendship."
"Eloise Bridgerton, are you growing sentimental on me?"
"At this late date?" Eloise said with a look of mock outrage. "I think not."
"Eloise," Hyacinth interrupted, "will you leave! I can"t wait all night."
And with a quick wave, Eloise was off.
For the next hour, they just milled about, mingling with the other guests, and moving-Penelope, Violet, and Hyacinth-as one giant being.
"Three heads and six legs have we," Penelope remarked as she walked toward the window, the two Bridgerton women bustling right alongside her.
"I beg your pardon?" Violet asked.
"Did you really want to look out the window," Hyacinth muttered, "or were you just testing us? And where is Eloise?"
"Mostly just testing you," Penelope admitted. "And I"m sure Eloise was detained by some other guest. You know as well as I that there are many people here from whom it is rather difficult to extract oneself from conversation."
"Hmmph," was Hyacinth"s reply. "Someone needs to recheck her definition of glue."
"Hyacinth," Penelope said, "if you need to excuse yourself for a few minutes, please do go ahead. I shall be just fine." She turned to Violet. "You as well. If you need to leave, I promise I shall remain right here in the corner until you return."
Violet looked at her in horror. "And break our word to Colin?"
"Er, did you actually give him your word?" Penelope asked.
"No, but it was implied in his request, I"m sure. Oh, look!" she suddenly exclaimed. "There he is!"
Penelope tried to signal discreetly at her husband, but all her attempts at circ.u.mspection were drowned out by Hyacinth"s vigorous wave and holler of, "Colin!"
Violet groaned.
"I know, I know," Hyacinth said unrepentantly, "I must be more ladylike."
"If you know it," Violet said, sounding every inch the mother she was, "then why don"t you do it?"
"What would be the fun in that?"
"Good evening, ladies," Colin said, kissing his mother"s hand before smoothly taking his place beside Penelope and sliding his arm around her waist.
"Well?" Hyacinth demanded.
Colin merely quirked a brow.
"Are you going to tell us?" she persisted.
"All in good time, dear sister."
"You"re a wretched, wretched man," Hyacinth grumbled.
"I say," Colin murmured, looking about, "what happened toEloise?"
"That"s a very good question," Hyacinth muttered, just as Penelope said, "I"m sure she"ll be back soon."
He nodded, not looking terribly interested. "Mother," he said, turning toward Violet, "how have you been?"
"You"ve been sending cryptic notes all over town," Violet demanded, "and you want to know how I"ve been?"
He smiled. "Yes."
Violet actually started wagging her finger at him, something she"d forbidden her own children from ever doing in public.
"Oh, no, you don"t, Colin Bridgerton. You are not going to get out of explaining yourself. I am your mother. Your mother!"
"I am aware of the relation," he murmured.
"You are not going to waltz in here and distract me with a clever phrase and a beguiling smile."
"You think my smile is beguiling?"
"Colin!"
"But," he acceded, "you did make an excellent point."
Violet blinked. "I did?"
"Yes. About the waltz." He c.o.c.ked his head slightly to the side. "I believe I hear one beginning."
"I don"t hear anything," Hyacinth said.
"Don"t you? Pity." He grabbed Penelope"s hand. "Come along, wife. I do believe this is our dance."
"But no one is dancing," Hyacinth ground out.
He flashed her a satisfied smile. "They will be."
And then, before anyone had a chance to comment, he"d yanked on Penelope"s hand, and they were weaving through the crowds.
"Didn"t you want to waltz?" Penelope asked breathlessly, right after they"d pa.s.sed the small orchestra, the members of whom appeared to be taking an extended break.
"No, just to escape," he explained, slipping through a side door and pulling her along with him.
A few moments later they had ascended a narrow staircase and were secreted in some small parlor, their only light the flickering torches that blazed outside the window.
"Where are we?" Penelope asked, looking around.
Colin shrugged. "I don"t know. It seemed as good a place as any."
"Are you going to tell me what is going on?"
"No, first I"m going to kiss you."
And before she had a chance to respond to that (not that she would have protested!) his lips found hers in a kiss that was hungry and urgent and tender all in one.
"Colin!" she gasped, in that split second when he took a breath.
"Not now," he murmured, kissing her again.
"But-" this was m.u.f.fled, lost against his lips.
It was the sort of kiss that enveloped her, from her head to her toes, from the way his teeth nibbled her lips, to his hands, squeezing her bottom and sliding across her back. It was the sort of kiss that could easily have turned her knees to water and led her to swoon on the sofa and allow him to do anything to her, the more wicked the better, even though they were mere yards away from over five hundred members of the ton, except- "Colin!" she exclaimed, somehow breaking her mouth free of his.
"Shush."
"Colin, you have to stop!"
He looked like a lost puppy. "Must I?"
"Yes, you must."
"I suppose you"re going to say it"s because of all the people just next door."
"No, although that"s a very good reason to consider restraint."
"To consider and then reject, perhaps?" he asked hopefully.
"No! Colin-" She pulled herself from his arms and moved several feet away, lest his nearness tempt her into forgetting herself. "Colin, you need to tell me what is going on."
"Well," he said slowly, "I was kissing you...."
"That"s not what I meant, and you know it."
"Very well." He walked away, his footsteps echoing loudly in her ears. When he turned back around, his expression had turned deadly serious. "I have decided what to do about Cressida."
"You have? What? Tell me."
His face took on a slightly pained expression. "Actually, I think it might be best if I didn"t tell you until the plan is under way."
She stared at him in disbelief. "You"re not serious."
"Well.. ."He was looking longingly at the door, clearly hoping for an escape.
"Tell me," she insisted.
"Very well." He sighed, then sighed again.
"Colin!"
"I"m going to make an announcement," he said, as if that would explain everything.
At first she said nothing, thinking that maybe it would all become clear if she just waited a moment and thought about it. But that didn"t work, and so she asked, her words slow and careful, "What sort of announcement?"
His face turned resolute. "I"m going to tell the truth."