"Courage, Brother Ridley!" murmured Copas, "you and I this day have raised a couple of backs that will not readily be put down."
Nurse Branscome had been surprised when Brother Warboise accosted the Bishop. She could not hear what he said, but guessed that something unusual was happening. A glance at the two or three groups of women confirmed this, and when the procession moved on, she walked across to the nearest, taking Corona by the hand.
The first she addressed happened to be Mrs. Royle.
"Whatever was Brother Warboise doing just now?" she asked.
Mrs. Royle hunched her shoulders, and turned to Mrs. Ibbetson.
"There"s worse scandals in St. Hospital," said she with a sniff, "than ever old Warboise has nosed. Eh, ma"am?"
"One can well believe that, Mrs. Royle," agreed Mrs. Ibbetson, fixing an eye of disapproval on the child.
"And I am quite sure of it," agreed Nurse Branscome candidly; "though what you mean is a mystery to me."
CHAPTER VII.
LOW AND HIGH TABLES.
"This," said Brother Copas sweetly, turning over his portion of roast duck and searching for some flesh on it, "is not a duck at all, but a pelican, bird of wrath. See, it has devoured its own breast."
Beside the dais, at the eastern end of the Hundred Men"s Hall, an ancient staircase leads to an upper chamber of which we shall presently speak; and on the newel-post of this staircase stands one of the curiosities of St. Hospital--a pelican carved in oak, vulning its breast to feed its young. Brother Copas, lifting a pensive eye from his plate, rested it on this bird, as though comparing notes.
"The plague take your double meanings!" answered Brother Warboise gruffly. "Not that I understand "em, or want to. "Tis enough, I suppose, that the Master preached about it this morning, and called it the bird of love, to set you miscalling it."
"Not a bit," Brother Copas replied. "As for the parable of the Pelican, the Master has used it in half a dozen sermons; and you had it by heart at least as long ago as the day before yesterday, when I happened to overhear you pitching it to a convoy of visitors as you showed them the staircase. I hope they rewarded you for the sentiment of it."
"Look here," fired up Brother Warboise, turning over _his_ portion of duck, "if it"s poor I am, it don"t become you to mock me. And if I haven"t your d.a.m.ned book-learning, nor half your d.a.m.ned cleverness, maybe you"ve not turned either to such account in life as to make a boast of it. And if you left me just now to stand up alone to the Master, it don"t follow I take pleasure in your sneering at him."
"You are right, my dear fellow," said Brother Copas; "and also you are proving in two or three different ways that I was right just now.
Bird of love--bird of wrath--they are both the same thing. But, with all submission, neither you nor the Master have the true parable, which I found by chance the other day in an old book called the _Ancren Riwle. Ancren_, brother, means "anch.o.r.esses," recluses, women separated, and living apart from the world pretty much as by rights we men should be living in St. Hospital; and _riwle_ is "rule," or an instruction of daily conduct. It is a sound old book, written in the thirteenth century by a certain good Bishop Poore (excellent name!) for a household of such good women at Tarrent, on the River Stour; and it contains a peck of counsel which might be preached not only upon the scandal-mongering women who are the curse of this place--yes, and applied; for it recommends here and there, a whipping as salutary--but even, _mutatis mutandis_, upon us Brethren--"
"We"ve had one sermon, to-day," growled Brother Warboise.
"I am correcting it. This book tells of the Pelican that she is a peevish bird and so hasty of temper that, when her young ones molest her, she kills them with her beak; and soon after, being sorry, she moans, smites her own breast with the same murderous beak, and so draws blood, with which (says the Bishop) "she then quickeneth her slain birds." But I, being no believer in miracles, think he is right as to the repentance but errs about the bringing back to life.
In this world, Brother, that doesn"t happen; and we poor angry devils are left wishing that it could."
Brother Warboise, playing with knife and fork, looked up sharply from under fierce eyebrows.
"The moral?" pursued Brother Copas. "There are two at least: the first, that here we are, two jolly Protestants, who might be as comfortable as rats in a cheese--you conscious of a duty performed, and I filled with admiration of your pluck--and lo! when old Biscoe annoys us by an act of petty spite, we turn, not on him, but on one another. You, already more angry with yourself than with Biscoe, suddenly take offence with me because I didn"t join you in standing between a good man and his dinner; while I, with a spoilt meal of my own for a grievance, choose to feel an irrational concern for the Master"s, turn round on my comrade who has spoilt _that_, and ask, What the devil is wrong with Protestantism, that it has never an ounce of tact? Or why, if it aims to be unworldly, must it always overshoot its mark and be merely inhuman?"
Brother Warboise put nine-tenths of this discourse aside.
"You think it has spoilt the Master"s dinner?" he asked anxiously, with a glance towards the high table.
"Not a doubt of it," Brother Copas a.s.sured him. "Look at the old boy, how nervously he"s playing with his bread."
"I never meant, you know--"
"No, of course you didn"t; and there"s my second moral of the Pelican. She digs a bill into her dearest, and then she"s sorry.
At the best of her argument she"s always owing her opponent an apology for some offence against manners. She has no _savoir-faire_." Here Brother Copas, relapsing, let the cloud of speculation drift between him and Brother Warboise"s remorse.
"_Quod semper, quod ubique, quod ab omnibus_--I reverence the pluck of a man who can cut himself loose from all that; for the worst loss he has to face (if he only knew it) is the inevitable loss of breeding. For the ordinary gentleman in this world there"s either Catholicism or sound Paganism; no third choice."
In truth Master Blanchminster"s dinner was spoilt for him.
He sat distraught, fingering his bread between the courses which he scarcely tasted, and giving answers at random, after pauses, to the Bishop"s small-talk. He was wounded. He had lived for years a life as happy as any that can fall to the lot of an indolent, unambitious man, who loves his fellows and takes a delight in their grat.i.tude. St. Hospital exactly suited him. He knew its history.
His affection, like an ivy, clung about its old walls and incorporated itself in the very mortar that bound them. He loved to spy one of its Brethren approaching in the street; to antic.i.p.ate and acknowledge the deferential salute; to see himself as father of a happy family, easily controlling it by good will, in the right of good birth.
He had been a reformer, too. The staircase beside the dais led to an upper chamber whence, through a small window pierced in the wall, former Masters had conceived it their duty to observe the behaviour of the Brethren at meals. In his sixth year of office Master Blanchminster had sent for masons to block this window up.
The act of espial had always been hateful to him: he preferred to trust his brethren, and it cost far less trouble. For close upon thirty years he had avoided their dinner-hour on all but Gaudy Days.
He had been warming a serpent, and it had bitten him. The wound stung, too. Angry he was at Warboise"s disloyalty; angrier at the manner of it. If these old men had a grievance, or believed they had, at least they might have trusted him first with it. Had he ever been tyrannical, harsh, unsympathetic even, that instead of coming to him as to their father and Master they should have put this public affront on him and appealed straight away to the Bishop? To be sure, the Statutes provided that the Bishop of Merchester, as Visitor, had power to inquire into the administration of St. Hospital and to remedy abuses. But everyone knew that within living memory, and for a hundred years before, this power had never been invoked. Doubtless these malcontents, whoever they might be--and it disquieted Master Blanchminster yet further that he could not guess as yet who they were or how many--had kept to the letter of their rights. But good Heaven! had _he_ in all these years interpreted his rule by the letter, and not rather and constantly by the spirit?
Brother Copas was right. Warboise"s action had been inopportune, offensive, needlessly hurting a kindly heart. But the Master, while indignant with Warboise, could not help feeling just a reflex touch of vexation with Mr. Colt. The Chaplain no doubt was a stalwart soldier, fighting the Church"s battle; but her battle was not to be won, her rolling tide of conquest not to be set going, in such a backwater as St. Hospital. Confound the fellow! Why could not these young men leave old men alone?
Thus it happened that the Master, immersed in painful thoughts, missed the launching of the Great Idea, which was to trouble him and indeed all Merchester until Merchester had done with it.
The idea was Mr. Bamberger"s.
("Why, of course it was," said Brother Copas later; "ideas, good and bad, are the mission of his race among the Gentiles.")
Mr. Bamberger, having taken his seat, tucked a corner of his dinner-napkin between his collar and the front of his hairy throat.
Adaptable in most things, in feeding and in the conduct of a napkin he could never subdue old habit to our English custom, and to-day, moreover, he wore a large white waistcoat, which needed protection.
This seen to, he gazed around expansively.
"A picture, by George!"--Mr. Bamberger ever swore by our English patron saint. "Slap out of the Middle Ages, and priceless."
(He actually said "thlap" and "pritheless," but I resign at the outset any attempt to spell as Mr. Bamberger p.r.o.nounced.)
"--Authentic, too! To think of this sort of thing taking place to-day in Merchester, England"s ancient capital. Eh, Master?
Eh, Mr. Mayor?"
Master Blanchminster awoke so far out of his thoughts as to correct the idiom.
"Undoubtedly Merchester was the capital of England before London could claim that honour."
"Aye," agreed his Worship, "there"s no end of antikities in Merchester, for them as takes an interest in such. Dead-and-alive you may call us; but, as I"ve told the Council more than once, they"re links with the past in a manner of speaking."
"But these antiquities attract visitors, or ought to."
"They do: a goodish number, as I"ve told the Council more than once."
"Why shouldn"t they attract more?"