"Downstairs. After you"re dressed all nice and regulation. Try to at least look as if you"d been in bed since yesterday afternoon."
Miles smelled trouble instantly when Galeni called him, alone, into his office a half hour after their work-shift started.
"Good morning, Lieutenant Vorkosigan," Galeni smiled, falsely affable. Galeni"s false smile was as horrendous as his rare real one was charming. "Morning, sir," Miles nodded warily. "All over your acute osteo-inflammatory attack, I see."
"Yes, sir."
"Do sit down."
"Thank you, sir." Miles sat, gingerly-no pain pills this morning. After last night"s adventure, topped by that unsettling hallucination in the tubeway, Miles had flushed them, and made a mental note to tell his fleet surgeon that there was yet another med she could cross off his list. Galeni"s eyebrows drew down in a flash of doubt. Then his eye fell on Miles"s bandaged right hand. Miles shifted in his seat, and tried to be casual about tucking it behind the small of his back. Galeni grimaced sourly, and keyed up his holovid display.
"I picked up a fascinating item on the local news this morning," said Galeni. "I thought you"d like to see it too." I think I"d rather drop dead on your carpet, sir.
Miles had no doubt about what was coming. d.a.m.n, and he"d only worried about the Cetagandan emba.s.sy picking it up.
The journalist from Euronews Network began her introduction-clearly, this part had been made a little later, for the wineshop fire was dying down in the background. When the cut with Admiral Naismith"s smudged, strained face came on, it was still burning merrily. "... unfortunate misunderstanding," Miles heard his own Betan voice coughing. "-I promise a full investigation..." The long shot of himself and the unhappy clerk rolling out the front door on fire was only moderately spectacular. Too bad it couldn"t have been nighttime, to bring out the full splendor of the pyrotechnics. The frightened fury in the holovid Naismith"s face was faintly echoed in Galeni"s. Miles felt a certain sympathy. It was no pleasure commanding subordinates who failed to follow orders and sprang dangerous idiocies on you. Galeni was not going to be happy about this.
The news clip ended at last, and Galeni flipped the off-switch. He leaned back in his chair and regarded Miles steadily. "Well?"
This was not, Miles"s instincts warned him, the time to get cute. "Sir, Commander Quinn called me away from the emba.s.sy yesterday afternoon to handle this situation because I was the closest ranking Dendarii officer. In the event, her fears proved fully justified. My prompt intervention did prevent unnecessary injuries, perhaps deaths. I must apologize for absenting myself without leave. I cannot regret it, however."
"Apologize?" purred Galeni, suppressing fury. "You were out, AWOL, unguarded in direct defiance of standing orders. I missed the pleasure, evidently by seconds, of making my next report to Security HQ a query of where to ship your broiled body. Most interesting of all you managed to, apparently, teleport in and out of the emba.s.sy without leaving a ripple in my security records. And you plan to wave it all off with an apology? I think not, Lieutenant."
Miles stood the only ground he had. "I was not without a bodyguard, sir. Commander Quinn was present. I wave off nothing."
"Then you can begin by explaining precisely how you pa.s.sed out, and back in, through my security net without anyone noticing you." Galeni leaned back in his chair with his arms folded, frowning fiercely.
"I..." here was the fork of the thing. Confession might be good for his soul, but should he rat on Ivan? "I left in a group of guests departing the reception through the main public entrance. Since I was wearing my Dendarii uniform, the guards a.s.sumed I was one of them."
"And your return?"
Miles fell silent. Galeni ought to be put in full possession of the facts, in order to repair his net, but among other things Miles didn"t know himself exactly how Ivan had diddled the vid scanners, not to mention the guard corporal. He"d fallen into bed without asking the details.
"You cannot protect Vorpatril, Lieutenant," remarked Galeni. "He"s my meat next after you."
"What makes you think Ivan was involved?" Miles"s mouth went on, buying time to think. No, he should have thought first.
Galeni looked disgusted. "Get serious, Vorkosigan."
Miles took a breath. "Everything Ivan did, he did at my command. The responsibility is entirely mine. If you"ll agree that no charges will fall upon him, I"ll ask him to give you a complete report on how he created the temporary hole in the net."
"You will, eh?" Galeni"s lips twisted. "Has it occurred to you yet that Lieutenant Vorpatril is above you in this chain of command?"
"No, sir," gulped Miles. "It, er... slipped my mind."
"His too, it appears."
"Sir, I had originally planned to be gone only a short time, and arranging my return was the least of my worries. As the situation extended itself, it was apparent to me that I should return openly, but when I did get back it was two in the morning and he"d gone to a great deal of trouble-it seemed ungrateful-"
"And besides," Galeni interpolated sotto voce, "it looked like it might work...."
Miles suppressed an involuntary grin. "Ivan is an innocent party. Charge me as you wish, sir."
"Thank you, Lieutenant, for your kind permission."
Goaded, Miles snapped, "Dammit, sir, what would you have of me? The Dendarii are as much Barrayaran troops as any who wear the Emperor"s uniform, even if they don"t know it. They are my a.s.signed charge. I cannot neglect their urgent needs even to play the part of Lieutenant Vorkosigan."
Galeni rocked back in his chair, his eyebrows shooting up. "Play the part of Lieutenant Vorkosigan? Who do you think you are?"
"I"m..." Miles fell silent, seized by a sudden vertigo, like falling down a defective lift tube. For a dizzy moment, he could not even make sense of the question. The silence lengthened.
Galeni folded his hands on his desk with an unsettled frown. His voice went mild. "Lose track, did you?"
"I"m..." Miles"s hands opened helplessly. "It"s my duty, when I"m Admiral Naismith, to be Admiral Naismith as hard as I can. I don"t usually have to switch back and forth like this."
Galeni c.o.c.ked his head. "But Naismith isn"t real. You said so yourself."
"Uh... right, sir. Naismith isn"t real." Miles inhaled. "But his duties are. We must set up some more rational arrangement for me to be able to carry them out."
Galeni did not seem to realize that when Miles had, however inadvertantly, entered his chain of command, it had expanded not by one but by five thousand. Yet if he did awake to the fact, might he start messing with the Dendarii? Miles"s teeth closed on the impulse to point out this possibility in any way. A hot flash of-jealousy?--shot through him. Let Galeni continue, please G.o.d, to think of the Dendarii as Miles"s personal affair....
"Hm." Galeni rubbed his forehead. "Yes, well-in the meantime, when Admiral Naismith"s duties call, you come to me first, Lieutenant Vorkosigan." He sighed. "Consider yourself on probation. I would order you confined to quarters, but the amba.s.sador has specifically requested your presence for escort duties this afternoon. But be aware that I could have made serious charges. Disobeying a direct order, for instance."
"I"m... keenly aware of that, sir. Uh... and Ivan?"
"We"ll see about Ivan." Galeni shook his head, apparently contemplating Ivan. Miles couldn"t blame him.
"Yes, sir," said Miles, deciding he"d pushed as hard as he dared, for now.
"Dismissed."
Great, thought Miles sardonically, exiting Galeni"s office. First he thought I was insubordinate. Now he just thinks I"m crazy. Whoever I am.
The afternoon"s political-social event was a reception and dinner in honor of a visit to Earth of the Baba of Lairouba. The Baba, hereditary head-of-state of his planet, was combining political and religious duties. After completing his pilgrimage to Mecca he had come to London for partic.i.p.ation in the right-of-pa.s.sage talks for the Western Orion Arm group of planets. Tau Ceti was the hub of this nexus, and Komarr connected to it through two routes, hence Barrayar"s interest.
Miles"s duties were the usual. In this case he found himself partnering one of the Baba"s four wives. He wasn"t sure whether to cla.s.sify her as a dread dowager or not-her bright brown eyes and smooth chocolate hands were pretty enough, but the rest of her was swathed in yards of creamy silk edged with gold embroidery that suggested a zaftig pulchritude, like a very enticing mattress.
Her wit he could not gauge, as she spoke neither English, French, Russian nor Greek, in their Barrayaran dialects or any other, and he spoke neither Lairouban nor Arabic. The box of keyed translator earbugs had unfortunately been mis-delivered to an unknown address on the other side of London, leaving half the diplomats present able only to stare at their counterparts and smile. Miles and the lady communicated basic needs by mime-salt, ma"am?--with good will through dinner, and he made her laugh twice. He wished he knew why.
Even more unfortunately, before the after-dinner speeches could be cancelled a box of replacement ear-bugs was delivered by a panting caterer"s a.s.sistant. There followed several speeches in a variety of tongues for the benefit of the press corps. Things broke up, the zaftig lady was swept off Miles"s hands by two of her co-wives, and he began to make his way across the room back to the Barrayaran amba.s.sador"s party. Hounding a soaring alabaster pillar holding up the arched ceiling, he came face to face with the lady journalist from Euronews Network.
"Mon Dieu, it"s the little admiral," she said cheerfully. "What are you doing here?"
Ignoring the anguished scream inside his skull, Miles schooled his features to an-exquisitely-polite blankness. "I beg your pardon, ma"am?"
"Admiral Naismith Or..." She took in his uniform, her eyes lighting with interest. "Is this some mercenary covert operation, Admiral?"
A beat pa.s.sed. Miles allowed his eyes to widen, his hand to stray to his weaponless trouser seam and twitch there. "My G.o.d," he choked in a voice of horror-not hard, that-"Do you mean to tell me Admiral Naismith has been seen on Earth?"
Her chin lifted, and her lips parted in a little half-smile of disbelief. "In your mirror, surely."
Were his eyebrows visibly singed? His right hand was still bandaged. Not a burn, ma"am, Miles thought wildly. I cut it shaving....
Miles came to full attention, snapping his polished boot heels together, and favored her with a small, formal bow. In a proud, hard, and thickly Barrayaran-accented voice, he said, "You are mistaken, ma"am. I am Lord Miles Vorkosigan of Barrayar. Lieutenant in the Imperial Service. Not that I don"t aspire to the rank you name, but it"s a trifle premature."
She smiled sweetly. "Are you entirely recovered from your burns, sir?"
Miles"s eyebrows rose-no, he shouldn"t have drawn attention to them-"Naismith"s been burned? You have seen him? When? Can we speak of this? The man you name is of the greatest interest to Barrayaran Imperial Security."
She looked him up and down. "So I would imagine, since you are one and the same."
"Come, come over here," and how was he going to get out of this one? He took her by the elbow and steered her toward a private corner. "Of course we are the same. Admiral Naismith of the Dendarii Mercenaries is my-" illegitimate twin brother? No, that didn"t scan. Light didn"t just dawn, it came like a nuclear flash at ground zero. "-clone," Miles finished smoothly.
"What?" Her certainty cracked; her attention riveted upon him.
"My clone," Miles repeated in a firmer voice. "He"s an extraordinary creation. We think, though we"ve never been able to confirm it, that he was the result of an intended Cetagandan covert operation that went greatly awry. The Cetagandans are certainly capable of the medical end of it, anyway. The real facts of their military genetic experiments would horrify you." Miles paused. That last was true enough. "Who are you, by the way?"
"Lise Vallerie," she flashed her press cube at him, "Euronews Network."
The very fact she was willing to reintroduce herself confirmed he"d chosen the right tack. "Ah," he drew back from her slightly, "the news services. I didn"t realize. Excuse me, ma"am. I should not be talking to you without permission from my superiors." He made to turn away.
"No, wait-ah-Lord Vorkosigan. Oh-you"re not related to that Vorkosigan, are you?"
He jerked up his chin and tried to look stern. "My father."
"Oh," she breathed in a tone of enlightenment, "that explains it."
Thought it might, Miles thought smugly. He made a few more little escaping-motions. She clamped to him like a limpet. "No, please... if you don"t tell me, I shall surely investigate it on my own."
"Well..." Miles paused. "It"s all rather old data, from our point of view. I can tell you a few things, I suppose, since it impinges upon me so personally. But it is not for public dissemination. You must give me your word of that, first."
"A Barrayaran Vor lord"s word is his bond, is it not?" she said. "I never reveal my sources."
"Very well," nodded Miles, pretending he was under the impression she"d promised, though her words in fact had said nothing of the sort. He nabbed a pair of chairs, and they settled themselves out of the way of the roboservers clearing the banquet debris. Miles cleared his throat, and launched himself.
"The biological construct who calls himself Admiral Naismith is... perhaps the most dangerous man in the galaxy. Cunning-resolute-both Cetagandan and Barrayaran Security have attempted, in the past, to a.s.sa.s.sinate him, without success. He"s started to build himself a power-base, with his Dendarii Mercenaries. We still don"t know what his long-range plans for this private army are, except that he must have some."
Vallerie"s finger went to her lips doubtfully. "He seemed-pleasant enough, when I spoke with him. Allowing for the circ.u.mstance. A brave man, certainly."
"Aye, there"s the genius and the wonder of the man," cried Miles, then decided he"d better tone it down a bit. "Charisma. Surely the Cetagandans, if it was the Cetagandans, must have intended something extraordinary for him. He"s a military genius, you know."
"Wait a moment," she said. "He is a true clone, you say-not just an exterior copy? Then he must be even younger than yourself."
"Yes. His growth, his education, were artificially accelerated, apparently to the limits of the process. But where have you seen him?"
"Here in London," she answered, started to say more, and then stopped. "But you say Barrayar is trying to kill him?" She drew away from him slightly. "I think perhaps I"d better let you trace him yourselves.""
"Oh, not anymore." Miles laughed shortly. "Now we just keep track of him. He"d dropped out of sight recently, you see, which makes my own security extremely nervous. Clearly, he must have been originally created for some sort of subst.i.tution plot aimed ultimately against my father. But seven years ago he went renegade, broke away from his captors-creators, and started working for himself. We-Barrayar-know too much about him now, and he and I have diverged too much, for him to attempt to replace me at this late date."
She eyed him. "He could. He really could."
"Almost." Miles smiled grimly. "But if you could ever get us in the same room, you"d see I was almost two centimeters taller than he is. Late growth, on my part. Hormone treatments..." His invention must give out soon-he babbled on....
"The Cetagandans, however, are still trying to kill him. So for, that"s the best proof we have that he"s actually their creation. Clearly, he must know too much about something. We"d dearly love to know what." He favored her with an inviting canine smile, horribly false. She drew back slightly more.
Miles let his fists close angrily. "The most offensive thing about the man is his nerve. He might at least have picked another name for himself, but he flaunts mine. Perhaps he became used to it when he was training to be me, as he must have done once. He speaks with a Betan accent, and takes my mother"s Betan maiden name for his surname, Betan-style, and do you know why?"
Yeah, why, why... ?
She shook her head mutely, staring at him in repelled fascination.
"Because by Betan law regarding clones, he would actually be my legal brother, that"s why! He attempts to gain a false legitimacy for himself. I"m not sure why. It may be a key to his weakness. He must have a weakness, somewhere, some c.h.i.n.k in his armor-" besides hereditary insanity, of course-He broke off, panting slightly. Let her think it was from suppressed rage, and not suppressed terror.
The amba.s.sador, thank G.o.d, was motioning at him from across the room, his party a.s.sembled to depart. "Pardon me, ma"am," Miles rose. "I must leave you. But, ah... if you encounter the false Naismith again, I should consider it a great service if you would get in touch with me at the Barrayaran emba.s.sy."
Pour quoi? her lips moved slightly. Rather warily, she rose too. Miles bowed over her hand, executed a neat about-face, and fled.
He had to restrain himself from skipping down the steps to the Palais de London in the amba.s.sador"s wake. Genius. He was a frigging genius. Why hadn"t he thought of this cover story years ago? Imperial Security Chief Illyan was going to love it. Even Galeni might be slightly cheered.
Chapter Five.
Miles camped in the corridor outside Captain Galeni"s office the day the courier returned for the second time from Sector HQ. Exercising great restraint, Miles did not trample the man in the doorway as he exited, but he let him clear the frame before plunging within.
Miles came to parade rest before Galeni"s desk. "Sir?"
"Yes, yes, Lieutenant, I know," said Galeni irritably, waving him to wait. Silence fell while screen after screen of data scrolled above Galeni"s vid plate. At the end Galeni sat back, creases deepening between his eyes.
"Sir?" Miles reiterated urgently.
Galeni, still frowning, rose and motioned Miles to his station. "See for yourself."
Miles ran it through twice. "Sir-there"s nothing here."
"So I noticed."
Miles spun to face him. "No credit chit-no orders-no explanation-no nothing. No reference to my affairs at all. We"ve waited here twenty bleeding days for nothing. We could have walked to Tau Ceti and back in that time. This is insane. This is impossible."
Galeni leaned thoughtfully on his desk on one splayed hand, staring at the silent vid plate. "Impossible? No. I"ve seen orders lost before. Bureaucratic screw-ups. Important data mis-addressed. Urgent requests filled away while waiting for someone to return from leave. That sort of thing happens."
"It doesn"t happen to me," hissed Miles through his teeth.
One of Galeni"s eyebrows rose. "You are an arrogant little vorling." He straightened. "But I suspect you speak the truth. That sort of thing wouldn"t happen to you. Anybody else, yes. Not you. Of course," he almost smiled, "there"s a first time for everything."