"That your first drink s"morning?" asked Breede in discreet tones.
"First drink I ever took. Had two eggs"s morning."
"What board of directors?" asked Breede suspiciously.
"Fed"l Express. I wanted that stock for a technical purpose--so I could get on board of directors."
Breede looked across the table to Grandma. There seemed to be alarm in his face.
"Given it up, though," continued Bean. "Can"t be robbing tired business men. Rather be a baseball king if you come down to that. I"ll own three four major league clubs before year"s out. See "f I don"t! "S only kind of king I want to be--wake me up any time in the night and ask me--old George W. Baseball King. "S my name. I been other kings enough. Nothing in it. You wouldn"t believe it if I told you I was a king of Egypt once, "way back, thous"n"s years before you were ever born. I had my day; pomps and attentions and powers. But I was laid away in a mummy case--did that in those days--thous"n"s and thous"n"s of years before you were ever born--an" that time I was Napoleon ..."
He stopped suddenly, feeling that the room had grown still. He had been hearing a voice, and the voice was his own. What had he said? Had he told them he was nothing, after all? He gazed from face to face with consternation. They looked at him so curiously. There was an embarra.s.sing pause.
The flapper, he saw, was patting his hand at the table"s edge.
"No one ever hurt you while I"m around," he said, and then he glared defiantly at the others. The old gentleman, whose young friend he was, began an anecdote, saying that of course he couldn"t render the Irish dialect, also that if they had heard it before they were to be sure and let him know. Apparently no one had heard it before, although Breede left the table for the telephone.
Bean kept the flapper"s hand in his. And when the anecdote was concluded everybody arose under cover of the applause, and they were in that drawing-room again where the thing had happened.
The waster chattered volubly to every one. Grandma and the bride"s mother were in earnest but subdued talk in a far corner. Breede came to them.
"Chap"s plain dotty," said Breede. "Knew something was wrong."
"Your mother"s doing," said Mrs. Breede.
"U-u-u-mm!" said the Demon. "I"ll go with them."
"I shall also go with my child," said the mother. "James, you will go too."
But Breede had acted without waiting to talk.
"Other car"ll be here, "n" I telephoned for quarters on boat. "S full up, but they"ll manage. Chap might cut her throat."
"U-u-u-mm!" said the Demon.
"Half pas" ten," reminded Breede. "Hurry!"
Bean had accosted the waster.
"Always take fumed eggs for breakfast," he cautioned. "Of course, little fruit an" tea an" things."
"Your father"s had a sudden call to Paris. We"re going with him," said the Demon, appearing bonneted.
"What boat?" demanded the flapper in quick alarm.
"Your"s," said the Demon.
"Jolly party, all together," said Bean cordially. "He coming, too?" He pointed to the old gentleman, but this it seemed had not been thought of.
"He better come too," insisted Bean. "I"m his young friend, and this is indeed a happy moment. Jus" little ol" las" year"s steamer."
"You"re tagging," accused the flapper viciously, turning to the Demon.
Bean awoke late that night, believing he was dead--that he had fallen in sleep and been laid unto his fathers. But the narrow grave was unstable.
It heaved and rolled as if to expel him.
Slowly he remembered. First he identified his present location. He was in an upper berth of that little old steamer. Outside a little round window was the whole big ocean and beneath him slept a man from Hartford, Conn. He had caught the city"s name on the end of the man"s steamer trunk and been enraged by it. Hartford was a city of rascals.
The man himself looked capable of any infamy. He was tall and thin, and wore closely trimmed side-whiskers of a vicious iron gray. He regarded Bean with manifest hostility and had ostentatiously locked a suit-case upon his appearance.
So much for his whereabouts. How had he come there? Laboriously, he went over the events of the afternoon. They were hazy, but certain peaks jutted above the haze. They were "tagged," as the flapper had surmised they were going to be. Aboard the little old steamer had appeared Breede and Julia and the Demon. They had called the flapper aside and apparently told her something for her own good, though the flapper had not liked it, and had told them with much spirit that they were to perfectly mind their own affairs.
Bean had fled into the throng on deck. His hat had received many dents, and when he emerged to a clear s.p.a.ce at the far end of the boat he had discovered that his perfectly new watch was gone. He was being put upon, and meekly submitting to it as in that other time when he had not believed himself to be somebody. He stared moodily over the rail as the little old steamer moved out. Thousands of people on the dock were waving handkerchiefs and hats. They seemed to be waving directly at him and yelling. Above it all, he was back in the bird-and-animal store, hearing the parrot shriek over and over, "Oh, what a fool! Oh, what a fool!"
He made an adventurous way through all kinds of hurried people, back to that group of queerly behaving Breedes. The flapper was showing traces of tears, but also a considerable acrimony. She was threatening to tell the captain to just perfectly turn the little old steamer back. But it came to nothing. At least to nothing more than Bean"s sharing the stateroom of the Hartford man, who had covered the lower berth with his belongings so that there might be no foolish mistake.
And that was because there had been no provision made on the little old steamer for this invasion of casual Breedes. Pops and Moms had secured an officer"s room; the Demon, rather than sit up in the smoking-room of nights, had consented to share the flapper"s suite; and Bean had been taken in charge by a cold-blooded steward who left him in the narrow quarters of the Hartford person.
And there, in the far night, he was wishing he might be back in the steam-heated apartment with Nap. He had a violent headache, and he had awakened from a dream of falling into a well of cool, clear water of which he thirstily drank. His narrow bed behaved abominably, rolling him from side to side, then letting his head sink to some far-off terrifying depth. And there was no way of leaving that little old steamer ... not for a man who couldn"t swim a stroke.
So he suffered for long miserable hours. Light broke through the little round windows, and outside he could see the appalling waste of water, foaming, seething, rising to engulf him. He couldn"t recall mounting to that high place where he had slept. He wondered if the callous steward would sometime come to take him down. Perhaps the steward would forget.
The man from Hartford bestirred himself and was presently shaving before the small gla.s.s. Bean looked sullenly down at him. The man was running a wicked-looking razor perilously about his restless Adam"s apple. He was also lightly humming "The Holy City."
"Watkins," said Bean distinctly, recalling the name that had revealed the fict.i.tious and Hartford origin of It.
"Adams," said the man, breaking off his song and tightening a leathery cheek for the razor.
"Adam"s apple," said Bean, scornfully. "Watkins!"
The man glanced at him and painfully twisted up a corner of his mouth while he applied the razor to the other corner. But he did not speak.
"Think there"s a doctor on this little old steamer?" demanded Bean.
The man from Hartford laid down his weapon and began to lave his face.
"I believe," he spluttered, "that medical attendance is provided for those still in mortal error."
""S"at _so_?" demanded Bean, sullenly.
The man achieved another bar of "The Holy City," and fondly dusted his face with talc.u.m powder, critically observing the effect.
"If you will go into the silence," he at length said, "and there hold the thought of the all-good, you will be freed from your delusion."
"Humph!" said Bean and turned his face from the Hartford man.
The latter locked his razor into a toilet-case, locked the toilet-case into a suit-case, and seemed to debate locking the suit-case into a little old steamer trunk. Deciding, however, that his valuables were sufficiently protected, and that nothing was left out to excite the cupidity of a man to whom he had not been properly introduced, the person from Hartford went forth with a final retort.