"Wait a minute. I know you boys on the road. Besides your diamond scarf pin and your ring and watch, have you got a cent over your salary? Nix.
You carry just about enough insurance to bury you, don"t you? You"re fifty years old if you"re a minute, Gabie, and if I ain"t mistaken you"d have a pretty hard time of it getting ten thousand dollars" insurance after the doctors got through with you. Twenty-five years of pinochle and poker and the fat of the land haven"t added up any b.u.mps in the old stocking under the mattress."
"Say, looka here," objected Gabe, more red-faced than usual, "I didn"t know was proposing to no Senatorial investigating committee. Say, you talk about them foreign n.o.blemen being mercenary! Why, they ain"t in it with you girls to-day. A feller is got to propose to you with his bank book in one hand and a bunch of life-insurance policies in the other.
You"re right; I ain"t saved much. But Ma selig always had everything she wanted. Say, when a man marries it"s different. He begins to save."
"There!" said Effie quickly. "That"s just it. Twenty years ago I"d have been glad and willing to start like that, saving and scrimping and loving a man, and looking forward to the time when four figures showed up in the bank account where but three bloomed before. I"ve got what they call the home instinct. Give me a yard or so of cretonne, and a photo of my married sister down in Iowa, and I can make even a boarding-house inside bedroom look like a place where a human being could live. If I had been as wise at twenty as I am now, Gabie, I could have married any man I pleased. But I was what they call capable. And men aren"t marrying capable girls. They pick little yellow-headed, blue-eyed idiots that don"t know a lamb stew from a soup bone when they see it. Well, Mr. Man didn"t show up, and I started in to clerk at six per. I"m earning as much as you are now. More. Now, don"t misunderstand me, Gabe. I"m not throwing bouquets at myself. I"m not that kind of a girl. But I could sell a style 743 Slimshape to the Venus de Milo herself. The Lord knows she needed one, with those hips of hers. I worked my way up, alone. I"m used to it. I like the excitement down at the store. I"m used to luxuries. I guess if I was a man I"d be the kind thy call a good provider--the kind that opens wine every time there"s half an excuse for it, and when he dies his widow has to take in boarders. And, Gabe, after you"ve worn tailored suits every year for a dozen years, you can"t go back to twenty-five-dollar ready-mades and be happy."
"You could if you loved a man," said Gabe stubbornly.
The hard lines around the jaw and the experienced lines about the eyes seemed suddenly to stand out on Effie"s face.
"Love"s young dream is all right. But you"ve reached the age when you let your cigar ash dribble down onto your vest. Now me, I"ve got a kimono nature but a straight-front job, and it"s kept me young. Young!
I"ve got to be. That"s my stock in trade. You see, Gabie, we"re just twenty years late, both of us. They"re not going to boost your salary.
These days they"re looking for kids on the road--live wires, with a lot of nerve and a quick come-back. They don"t want old-timers. Why, say, Gabie, if I was to tell you what I spend in face powder and toilette water and hairpins alone, you"d think I"d made a mistake and given you the butcher bill instead. And I"m no professional beauty, either. Only it takes money to look cleaned and pressed in this town."
In the seclusion of the cafe corner, Gabe laid one plump, highly manicured hand on Effie"s smooth arm. "You wouldn"t need to stay young for me, Effie. I like you just as you are, with out the powder, or the toilette water, or the hair-pins."
His red, good-natured face had an expression upon it that was touchingly near patient resignation as he looked up into Effie"s sparkling countenance. "You never looked so good to me as you do this minute, old girl. And if the day comes when you get lonesome--or change your mind--or----"
Effie shook her head, and started to draw on her long white gloves. "I guess I haven"t refused you the way the dames in the novels do it. Maybe it"s because I"ve had so little practice. But I want to say this, Gabe.
Thank G.o.d I don"t have to die knowing that no man ever wanted me to be his wife. Honestly, I"m that grateful that I"d marry you in a minute if I didn"t like you so well."
"I"ll be back in three months, like always," was all that Gabe said. "I ain"t going to write. When I get here we"ll just take in a show, and the younger you look the better I"ll like it."
But on the occasion of Gabe"s spring trip he encountered a statuesque blonde person where Effie had been wont to reign.
"Miss--er Bauer out of town?"
The statue melted a trifle in the sunshine of Gabe"s ingratiating smile.
"Miss Bauer"s ill," the statue informed him, using a heavy Eastern accent. "Anything I can do for you? I"m taking her place."
"Why--ah--not exactly; no," said Gabe. "Just a temporary indisposition, I suppose?"
"Well, you wouldn"t hardly call it that, seeing that she"s been sick with typhoid for seven weeks."
"Typhoid!" shouted Gabe.
"While I"m not in the habit of asking gentlemen their names, I"d like to inquire if yours happens to be Marks--Gabe I. Marks?"
"Sure," said Gabe. "That"s me."
"Miss Bauer"s nurse telephones down last week that if a gentleman named Marks--Gabe I. Marks--drops in and inquires for Miss Bauer, I"m to tell him that she"s changed her mind."
On the way from Spiegel"s corset department to the car, Gabe stopped only for a bunch of violets. Effie"s apartment house reached, he sent up his card, the violets, and a message that the gentleman was waiting. There came back a reply that sent Gabie up before the violets were relieved of their first layer of tissue paper.
Effie was sitting in a deep chair by the window, a flowered quilt bunched about her shoulders, her feet in gray knitted bedroom slippers. She looked every minute of her age, and she knew it, and didn"t care. The hand that she held out to Gabe was a limp, white, fleshless thing that seemed to bear no relation to the plump, firm member that Gabe had pressed on so many previous occasions.
Gabe stared at this pale wraith in a moment of alarm and dismay. Then:
"You"re looking--great!" he stammered. "Great! n.o.body"d believe you"d been sick a minute. Guess you"ve just been stalling for a beauty rest, what?"
Effie smiled a tired little smile, and shook her head slowly.
"You"re a good kid, Gabie, to lie like that just to make me feel good.
But my nurse left yesterday and I had my first real squint at myself in the mirror. She wouldn"t let me look while she was here. After what I saw staring back at me from that gla.s.s a whole ballroom full of French courtiers whispering sweet nothings in my ear couldn"t make me believe that I look like anything but a hunk of Roquefort, green spots included.
When I think of how my clothes won"t fit it makes me shiver."
"Oh, you"ll soon be back at the store as good as new. They fatten up something wonderful after typhoid. Why, I had a friend----"
"Did you get my message?" interrupted Effie.
"I was only talking to hide my nervousness," said Gabe, and started forward. But Effie waved him away.
"Sit down," she said. "I"ve got something to say." She looked thoughtfully down at one shining finger nail. Her lower lip was caught between her teeth. When she looked up again her eyes were swimming in tears. Gabe started forward again. Again Effie waved him away.
"It"s all right, Gabie. I don"t blubber as a rule. This fever leaves you as weak as a rag, and ready to cry if any one says "Boo!" I"ve been doing some high-pressure thinking since nursie left. Had plenty of time to do it in, sitting here by this window all day. My land! I never knew there was so much time. There"s been days when I haven"t talked to a soul, except the nurse and the chambermaid. Lonesome! Say, the amount of petting I could stand would surprise you. Of course, my nurse was a perfectly good nurse--at twenty-five per. But I was just a case to her.
You can"t expect a nurse to ooze sympathy over an old maid with the fever. I tell you I was dying to have some one say "Sh-sh-sh!" when there was a noise, just to show they were interested. Whenever I"d moan the nurse would come over and stick a thermometer in my mouth and write something down on a chart. The boys and girls at the store sent flowers.
They"d have done the same if I"d died. When the fever broke I just used to lie there and dream, not feeling anything in particular, and not caring much whether it was day or night. Know what I mean?"
Gabie shook a sympathetic head.
There was a little silence. Then Effie went on. "I used to think I was pretty smart, earning my own good living, dressing as well as the next one, and able to spend my vacation in Atlantic City if I wanted to. I didn"t know I was missing anything. But while I was sick I got to wishing that there was somebody that belonged to me. Somebody to worry about me, and to sit up nights--somebody that just naturally felt they had to come tiptoeing into my room every three or four minutes to see if I was sleeping, or had enough covers on, or wanted a drink, or something.
I got to thinking what it would have been like if I had a husband and a--home. You"ll think I"m daffy, maybe."
Gabie took Effie"s limp white hand in his, and stroked it gently.
Effie"s face was turned away from him, toward the noisy street.
"I used to imagine how he"d come home at six, stamping his feet, maybe, and making a lot of noise the way men do. And then he"d remember, and come creaking up the steps, and he"d stick his head in at the door in the funny, awkward, pathetic way men have in a sick room. And he"d say, "How"s the old girl to-night? I"d better not come near you now, puss, because I"ll bring the cold with me. Been lonesome for your old man?"
"And I"d say, "Oh, I don"t care how cold you are, dear. The nurse is downstairs, getting my supper ready."
"And then he"d come tiptoeing over to my bed, and stoop down, and kiss me, and his face would be all cold, and rough, and his mustache would be wet, and he"d smell out-doorsy and smoky, the way husbands do when they come in. And I"d reach up and pat his cheek and say, "You need a shave, old man."
""I know it," he"d say, rubbing his cheek up against mine.
""Hurry up and wash, now. Supper"ll be ready."
""Where are the kids?" he"d ask. "The house is as quiet as the grave.
Hurry up and get well, kid. It"s darn lonesome without you at the table, and the children"s manners are getting something awful, and I never can find my shirts. Lordy, I guess we won"t celebrate when you get up!
Can"t you eat a little something nourishing for supper--beefsteak, or a good plate of soup, or something?"
"Men are like that, you know. So I"d say then: "Run along, you old goose! You"ll be suggesting sauerkraut and wieners next. Don"t you let Millie have any marmalade to-night. She"s got a spoiled stomach."
"And then he"d pound off down the hall to wash up, and I"d shut my eyes, and smile to myself, and everything would be all right, because he was home."
There was a long silence. Effie"s eyes were closed. But two great tears stole out from beneath each lid and coursed their slow way down her thin cheeks. She did not raise her hand to wipe them away.
Gabie"s other hand reached over and met the one that already clasped Effie"s.