Until two weeks ago Henri had been Heiny and Miss Fink had been Kid.
When Henri had been Heiny he had worked in the kitchen at many things, but always with a loving eye on Miss Gussie Fink. Then one wild night there had been a waiters" strike--wages or hours or tips or all three.
In the confusion that followed Heiny had been pressed into service and a chopped coat. He had fitted into both with unbelievable nicety, proving that waiters are born, not made. Those little tricks and foibles that are characteristic of the genus waiter seemed to envelop him as though a fairy garment had fallen upon his shoulders. The folded napkin under his left arm seemed to have been placed there by nature, so perfectly did it fit into place. The ghostly tread, the little whisking skip, the half-simper, the deferential bend that had in it at the same time something of insolence, all were there; the very "Yes, miss," and "Very good, sir," rose automatically and correctly to his untrained lips.
Cinderella rising resplendent from her ash-strewn hearth was not more completely transformed than Heiny in his role of Henri. And with the transformation Miss Gussie Fink had been left behind her desk disconsolate.
Kitchens are as quick to seize upon these things and gossip about them as drawing rooms are. And because Miss Gussie Fink had always worn a little air of aloofness to all except Heiny, the kitchen was the more eager to make the most of its morsel. Each turned it over under his tongue--Tony, the Crook, whom Miss Fink had scorned; Francois, the entree cook, who often forgot he was married; Miss Sweeney, the bar-checker, who was jealous of Miss Fink"s complexion. Miss Fink heard, and said nothing.
She only knew that there would be no dear figure waiting for her when the night"s work was done. For two weeks now she had put on her hat and coat and gone her way at one o"clock alone. She discovered that to be taken home night after night under Heiny"s tender escort had taught her a ridiculous terror of the streets at night now that she was without protection. Always the short walk from the car to the flat where Miss Fink lived with her mother had been a glorious, star-lit, all too brief moment. Now it was an endless and terrifying trial, a thing of shivers and dread, fraught with horror of pa.s.sing the alley just back of Ca.s.sidey"s buffet. There had even been certain little half-serious, half-jesting talks about the future into which there had entered the subject of a little delicatessen and restaurant in a desirable neighborhood, with Heiny in the kitchen, and a certain blonde, neat, white-shirtwaisted person in charge of the desk and front shop.
She and her mother had always gone through a little formula upon Miss Fink"s return from work. They never used it now. Gussie"s mother was a real mother--the kind that wakes up when you come home.
"That you, Gussie?" Ma Fink would call from the bedroom, at the sound of the key in the lock.
"It"s me, ma."
"Heiny bring you home?"
"Sure," happily.
"There"s a bit of sausage left, and some pie if----"
"Oh, I ain"t hungry. We stopped at Joey"s downtown and had a cup of coffee and a ham on rye. Did you remember to put out the milk bottle?"
For two weeks there had been none of that. Gussie had learned to creep silently into bed, and her mother, being a mother, feigned sleep.
To-night at her desk Miss Gussie Fink seemed a shade cooler, more self-contained, and daisylike than ever. From somewhere at the back of her head she could see that Heiny was avoiding her desk and was using the services of the checker at the other end of the room. And even as the poison of this was eating into her heart she was tapping her forefinger imperatively on the desk before her and saying to Tony, the Crook:
"Down on the table with that tray, Tony--flat. This may be a busy little New Year"s Eve, but you can"t come any of your sleight-of-hand stuff on me." For Tony had a little trick of concealing a dollar-and-a-quarter sirloin by the simple method of slapping the platter close to the underside of his tray and holding it there with long, lean fingers outspread, the entire bit of knavery being concealed in the folds of a flowing white napkin in the hand that balanced the tray. Into Tony"s eyes there came a baleful gleam. His lean jaw jutted out threateningly.
"You"re the real Weissenheimer kid, ain"t you?" he sneered. "Never mind.
I"ll get you at recess."
"Some day," drawled Miss Fink, checking the steak, "the house"ll get wise to your stuff and then you"ll have to go back to the coal wagon. I know so much about you it"s beginning to make me uncomfortable. I hate to carry around a burden of crime."
"You"re a sorehead because Heiny turned you down and now----"
"Move on there!" snapped Miss Fink, "or I"ll call the steward to settle you. Maybe he"d be interested to know that you"ve been counting in the date and your waiter"s number, and adding "em in at the bottom of your check."
Tony, the Crook, turned and skimmed away toward the dining-room, but the taste of victory was bitter in Miss Fink"s mouth.
Midnight struck. There came from the direction of the Pink Fountain Room a clamor and din which penetrated the thickness of the padded doors that separated the dining-room from the kitchen beyond. The sound rose and swelled above the blare of the orchestra. Chairs sc.r.a.ped on the marble floor as hundreds rose to their feet. The sound of clinking gla.s.ses became as the jangling of a hundred bells. There came the sharp spat of hand-clapping, then cheers, yells, huzzas. Through the swinging doors at the end of the long pa.s.sageway Miss Fink could catch glimpses of dazzling color, of shimmering gowns, of bare arms uplifted, of flowers, and plumes, and jewels, with the rosy light of the famed pink fountain casting a gracious glow over all. Once she saw a tall young fellow throw his arm about the shoulder of a glorious creature at the next table, and though the door swung shut before she could see it, Miss Fink knew that he had kissed her.
There were no New Year"s greetings in the kitchen back of the Pink Fountain Room. It was the busiest moment in all that busy night. The heat of the ovens was so intense that it could be felt as far as Miss Fink"s remote corner. The swinging doors between dining-room and kitchen were never still. A steady stream of waiters made for the steam tables before which the white-clad chefs stood ladling, carving, basting, serving, gave their orders, received them, stopped at the checking-desk, and sped dining-roomward again. Tony, the Crook, was cursing at one of the little Polish vegetable girls who had not been quick enough about the garnishing of a salad, and she was saying, over and over again, in her thick tongue:
"Aw, shod op yur mout"!"
The thud-thud of Miss Fink"s checking-stamp kept time to flying footsteps, but even as her practised eye swept over the tray before her she saw the steward direct Henri toward her desk, just as he was about to head in the direction of the minor checking-desk. Beneath downcast lids she saw him coming. There was about Henri to-night a certain radiance, a sort of electrical elasticity, so nimble, so tireless, so exuberant was he. In the eyes of Miss Gussie Fink he looked heartbreakingly handsome in his waiter"s uniform--handsome, distinguished, remote, and infinitely desirable. And just behind him, revenge in his eye, came Tony.
The flat surface of the desk received Henri"s tray. Miss Fink regarded it with a cold and business-like stare. Henri whipped his napkin from under his left arm and began to remove covers, dexterously. Off came the first silver, dome-shaped top.
"Guinea hen," said Henri.
"I seen her lookin" at you when you served the little necks," came from Tony, as though continuing a conversation begun in some past moment of pause, "and she"s some lovely doll, believe me."
Miss Fink scanned the guinea hen thoroughly, but with a detached air, and selected the proper stamp from the box at her elbow. Thump! On the broad pasteboard sheet before her appeared the figures $1.75 after Henri"s number.
"Think so?" grinned Henri, and removed another cover. "One candied sweets."
"I bet some day we"ll see you in the Sunday papers, Heiny," went on Tony, "with a piece about handsome waiter runnin" away with beautiful s"ciety girl. Say; you"re too perfect even for a waiter."
Thump! Thirty cents.
"Quit your kiddin"," said the flattered Henri. "One endive, French dressing."
Thump! "Next!" said Miss Fink, dispa.s.sionately, yawned, and smiled fleetingly at the entree cook who wasn"t looking her way. Then, as Tony slid his tray toward her: "How"s business, Tony? H"m? How many two-bit cigar bands have you slipped onto your own private collection of nickel straights and made a twenty-cent rake-off?"
But there was a mist in the bright brown eyes as Tony the Crook turned away with his tray. In spite of the satisfaction of having had the last word, Miss Fink knew in her heart that Tony had "got her at recess," as he had said he would.
Things were slowing up for Miss Fink. The stream of hurrying waiters was turned in the direction of the kitchen bar now. From now on the eating would be light, and the drinking heavy. Miss Fink, with time hanging heavy, found herself blinking down at the figures stamped on the pasteboard sheet before her, and in spite of the blinking, two marks that never were intended for a checker"s report splashed down just over the $1.75 after Henri"s number. A lovely doll! And she had gazed at Heiny.
Well, that was to be expected. No woman could gaze unmoved upon Heiny.
"A lovely doll--"
"Hi, Miss Fink!" it was the steward"s voice. "We need you over in the bar to help Miss Sweeney check the drinks. They"re coming too swift for her. The eating will be light from now on; just a little something salty now and then."
So Miss Fink dabbed covertly at her eyes and betook herself out of the atmosphere of roasting, and broiling, and frying, and stewing; away from the sight of great copper kettles, and glowing coals and hissing pans, into a little world fragrant with mint, breathing of orange and lemon peel, perfumed with pineapple, redolent of cinnamon and clove, reeking with things spirituous. Here the splutter of the broiler was replaced by the hiss of the siphon, and the pop-pop of corks, and the tinkle and clink of ice against gla.s.s.
"h.e.l.lo, dearie!" cooed Miss Sweeney, in greeting, staring hard at the suspicious redness around Miss Fink"s eyelids. "Ain"t you sweet to come over here in the headache department and help me out! Here"s the wine list. You"ll prob"ly need it. Say, who do you suppose invented New Year"s Eve? They must of had a imagination like a Greek "bus boy. I"m limp as a rag now, and it"s only two-thirty. I"ve got a regular cramp in my wrist from checkin" quarts. Say, did you hear about Heiny"s crowd?"
"No," said Miss Fink, evenly, and began to study the first page of the wine list under the heading "Champagnes of Noted Vintages."
"Well," went on Miss Sweeney"s little thin, malicious voice, "he"s fell in soft. There"s a table of three, and they"re drinkin" 1874 Imperial Crown at twelve dollars per, like it was Waukesha ale. And every time they finish a bottle one of the guys pays for it with a brand new ten and a brand new five and tells Heiny to keep the change. Can you beat it?"
"I hope," said Miss Fink, pleasantly, "that the supply of 1874 will hold out till morning. I"d hate to see them have to come down to ten dollar wine. Here you, Tony! Come back here! I may be a new hand in this department but I"m not so green that you can put a gold label over on me as a yellow label. Notice that I"m checking you another fifty cents."
"Ain"t he the grafter!" laughed Miss Sweeney. She leaned toward Miss Fink and lowered her voice discreetly. "Though I"ll say this for"m. If you let him get away with it now an" then, he"ll split even with you.
H"m? O, well, now, don"t get so high and mighty. The management expects it in this department. That"s why they pay starvation wages."
An unusual note of color crept into Miss Gussie Fink"s smooth cheek. It deepened and glowed as Heiny darted around the corner and up to the bar.
There was about him an air of suppressed excitement--suppressed, because Heiny was too perfect a waiter to display emotion.
"Not another!" chanted the bartenders, in chorus.
"Yes," answered Henri, solemnly, and waited while the wine cellar was made to relinquish another rare jewel.
"O, you Heiny!" called Miss Sweeney, "tell us what she looks like. If I had time I"d take a peek myself. From what Tony says she must look something like Maxine Elliot, only brighter."
Henri turned. He saw Miss Fink. A curious little expression came into his eyes--a Heiny look, it might have been called, as he regarded his erstwhile sweetheart"s unruffled attire, and clear skin, and steady eye and glossy hair. She was looking past him in that baffling, maddening way that angry women have. Some of Henri"s poise seemed to desert him in that moment. He appeared a shade less debonair as he received the precious bottle from the wine man"s hands. He made for Miss Fink"s desk and stood watching her while she checked his order. At the door he turned and looked over his shoulder at Miss Sweeney.
"Some time," he said, deliberately, "when there"s no ladies around, I"ll tell you what I think she looks like."