Those of you who frown on such a strategy will now be cruelly gratified by learning its results. The first challenge to his constancy (if once more we ignore Oy, Noi, Nan, Marina and Pukki) had occurred on his return from Cambodia, when he"d encountered his companion of eleven years. That test he"d pa.s.sed honorably, as we know, by filing for divorce. The second challenge, far more formidable, put its claw upon his shoulder in the Arctic. It"s customary for a new wife to be a phagocyte, devouring all the foreign bodies that precede her in the husband"s psyche, so that only she is left to shine. Poor Vanna"s problem was that she was not the newest, for within the husband"s cuckoo-dipping mind another presence now inserted itself, as he"d feared it would; that had been the real reason for his lack of enthusiasm about going back to the Arctic; there was somebody up there whom he"d once almost married. It was not that he wanted to marry her now; no, he was not like the pigeon that nods so quickly when eating crumbs; he was Vanna"s husband now. But as soon as he came back in sight of the Thule ruins (skeleton of whale ribs over a snow-filled pit, the wind blowing . . . ), he remembered again what the Inuit had always said, that to gain more wisdom than others one must do abnormal things. The Inuit had done it by going off into the ice alone until animal spirits came. The husband would do it through promiscuity.
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Somehow, the knowledge that he sought was the same as being one with Vanna. He knew that, although he didn"t know how he knew it. And while f.u.c.king the wh.o.r.es in Bangkok had taken him farther away from her, f.u.c.king from now on would bring him closer. What had changed? - Only this, that he sought her faithfully. Now every thrust of his p.e.n.i.s would be like an Olympic swimmer"s stroke, drawing him closer to the end of the humming blueness. - Was that really true? - He knew that it was not. But here he was so far away from Vanna that she faded from the inner walls of his eyelids faster than ever! How did it go in Dante? In the forest journey of our life I lost my way. Something like that. Whenever that came to him he remembered the jungle beyond the tame battlefield at Battam-bang, and although he had not particularly noticed the jungle at the time because the interpreter and the commune leader and the Chief of Protocol kept him so busy looking at sh.e.l.l-holes, it became ever more lushly menacing in his memories. Plant-phalli towered, so well leaf-scaled that nothing of their underlying structure or origin could be seen; they were studded with pale blue flowers. This was the jungle of his life where he had lost his way, and it was also Vanna"s jungle, so he should have loved it, but it terrified him. Sometimes it seemed to him that in divorcing his other wife he"d thrown away his compa.s.s, and the Inuk woman whom he"d almost married was his last unlikely chance not to be lost -
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At the Bay store when he went to give some acquaintances a present after not having seen them for years, they greeted him most cordially but only stopped for a dozen eyeblinks from their work of cross-checking the register tapes so that he soon felt dismissed even though they invited him down for dinner any time, "any time" being less the perfect generosity that it appeared than a courteous tautology whose complete form was: "you are invited any time we invite you" - of course that wasn"t fair, because in the north people really don"t mind if you drop in; nonetheless he knew that he was not going to drop in, knew it already as he zipped up his parka, burrowed his wrists into the big mitts, and worked his face mask back up from around his neck; then he turned to say goodbye and saw them so young and fine together, he a white man born and raised in Indian country, hardy in his ways, at ease with boats and guns and heavy loads, sunny and steady, she a full-blood Inuk of such striking loveliness that men meeting her for the first time couldn"t look away because her traditional topknot of blueblack hair seemed to concentrate all the snow-shadows which spilled down to cool her elegant forehead; her long-lashed eyes were usually half-closed, but when she looked directly at anyone there came a stunning flash of liquid black purity; her nose was Egyptian like a sphinx"s; as for her lips, to see them was to long to kiss them . . . and most beautiful of all about both of them was that they wanted no one but each other, he cherishing and protecting her with his strength while she loved and gladdened him; so they went on doing the accounts together, a self-sufficient couple, and barely acknowledged his goodbye; they had work to do. -He thought: Is this how my new wife and I will be together, so happily hiding under the sheets? - And that seemed good to him. He decided not to talk to others about Vanna anymore, to pare away all the world except her . . .
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Of course, he wouldn"t be able to talk with her, either.
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Inside the Narwhal, a man was laying down strips of a silver substance in the hallway, painting them with solvent which some teenager would probably want to sniff, and a man sat reading and smoking a cigar by the pool table and the hanging plants grew, but the wind kept blowing and the ceiling kept thumping and creaking. Outside, snow blew in thin puffs and streamers across the snow-packed road and parking lot that were the same blue as snow-shadows because it was only a bit past sunrise, the orange still a long narrow triangular intrusion in the sky (nested in it, a flag on one of the airport buildings, straining like a horse"s thirsty head, the flagpole bending fantastically but always straightening), and now the sky had lightened to a calm cold blue but the moon hung on, half gone, thickly yellow-white around the edge, the rest so distinctly mottled that it almost seemed possible to make out individual mountains and craters, and because the moon was pretty and far away the husband couldn"t believe that it would be a more difficult place than Resolute. Meanwhile the snow-dust continued its empty rushing, not just in stripes as before but also in discrete fog-clumps which rose as high as the power wires, skating across the blue snow with the frictionless insatiability of spotlight beams. The crisscrossed tracks and treads on the snow reminded him of the dance floor in the community hall at Pond Inlet, a scratched slab of dull gleam in the warm darkness whose loud scratchy music made his ears ache; little kids in boots and parkas ran across the floor while the high school students whose dance it supposedly was sat shyly on wall benches, girls with girls, boys with boys, waiting for midnight or some even more impressive hour when things would happen; he danced with a girl once and then she wouldn"t dance with him again. Maybe at one o"clock something would happen. It was for that something that people were drinking home brew, potent but thin, at a house in Clyde River, telling the same old polar bear stories, making plans to get rich, talking about ladies and dogs and distances, eating black hunks of barbecued caribou, dipping into smoked char and roasted char with onions, getting louder and more insistent about their own greatness until one of the quietly smiling Inuk women, having drunk a gla.s.s, began screaming obscenities and smashing things and then everyone had to leave. The husband imagined marrying her and getting her drunk, knowing that she wouldn"t remember what she did; she"d stab him and hit him; when she came out of it she"d be amazed and tenderly concerned, unable to believe she"d done it; so he"d offer her another drink and watch the complicity in her eyes as she swallowed eagerly, knowing she was going to be transformed ... At the dance one woman was already leaving, a beautiful young mother in a white parka, the baby in the armauti, and she walked white and silent through the white silent streets, brightening and fading in accordance with the laws of streetlamps, and a little girl opened the orange square of light, leaned out and cried: heuo, h.e.l.lo! and a skidoo went by and the mother pa.s.sed the last streetlight, turned snow-blue and vanished. Once she was gone, the husband began to ache with longing. He believed that if only he could have convinced her to love him, then he might have advanced a step away from his old errors. Now, although he might love other women, and although he had utter faith that soon he"d be with Vanna, he would never learn whatever it was that the woman in the white parka might have taught him.
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He wondered about the girl he"d almost married. She"d worn a parka of blue duffel. . . Was she well and happy? If he"d married her, would he be closer to where he wanted to be as Vanna"s husband? If he married her now, could he marry her and Vanna at the same time? Suppose they all lived together, the husband with all his wives (even the one he"d put off could come back then), all loving one another like the inmates of a monastery, walled off from sadness because none would ever have to go away ... ? This ideal city of wives might well be the answer, or at least part of the answer. Certainly it wouldn"t be a shortcut to his ultimate union, but it might be a flowering from it. It was so simple! If he could keep them all with him, then he could make them all happy!
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There was a Peruvian lady who was working with the flying court while her divorce pended (the notion of a flying court always made the husband think of red-b.u.t.tocked gibbous judges leaping through rings of fire, landing perilously on legal tightropes which they clenched between their hairy toes to pivot their bodies three hundred and sixty degrees through the air, to the accompaniment of stormy cheers; from this conception it was an easy progression to imagining s.e.xual trapeze acts with the court stenographers, which the Peruvian lady was), and just for amus.e.m.e.nt"s sake he started calling her his wife. She was warm and plump; how good it would be to snuggle her while the wind slavered outside . . .
But I am married! she cried in indignation.
Exactly, he said. To me.
Everyone else laughed, and she pretended to pout. - Eh, what will you give me, if I am to be your wife?
He still had oodles of Cambodian money, which he carried around with him everywhere. He started swirling the almost worthless notes down around her by the handfuls, and everyone had a good time . . .
On the day he had to leave he went into her room to say goodbye and she said: Wait! I have no clothes! I am undressed for the shower!
Well, that"s perfect, he said.
She laughed, but kept the door closed until she"d put her dress on.
Can I kiss you goodbye?
Kiss me where?
On the mouth.
Her roommate came in just then, and the Peruvian lady said: He wants to kiss me on the mouth!
Pig! laughed the other girl.
Okay, okay, just one time on the mouth. You sure you don"t have herpes?
I"m sure.
They kissed a few times. The husband was really enjoying himself.
But you know I am really married, said the Peruvian girl. I am not yet divorced. And you?
The same.
Why is it no good with your wife? I think you are very intelligent. Is that true?
I guess so.
And your wife, is she intelligent?
Very intelligent.
Ah, then that is why. You are intelligent, so you need a stupid girl.
Maybe you"re right, said the husband thoughtfully. Maybe that"s what I need.
I think so - husband, she laughed.
Well, wife, you"re always right.
And now I must get undressed again. No, you can"t stay. But here is my telephone number in Jeune-Lorette. Call me sometime . . . when my husband isn"t around.
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At the co-op hotel in Grise Fiord he met a white man who was almost bald; what hair he had left was bluish-white like the snow outside. The man said little at dinner, but from what he did say the husband began to understand that he was wise and good. The husband believed in wise men because he had to. He was desperate for someone to explain to him what he should do, and why. Having advanced beyond any picayune hopes of those paid mirrors, psychiatrists, he"d been torturing his friends with questions for years every time any of them showed signs of wisdom. (That was when he still allowed himself to mention Vanna directly to others; now the most he could do would be to mention the Inuk girl.) A year or two ago, he"d nerved himself up to go to a priest, thinking that if he could only be made to BELIEVE he"d gladly COMMIT or RENOUNCE; he was with his other wife then and they were so unhappy together because he"d done everything possible and she"d done the same and they"d both given until they were exhausted and couldn"t give anymore and were screaming at each other hating each other so much; these arguments had always come out of the blue, so at first he"d been stunned by them, and then after awhile he was continually waiting for them - oh, how he needed wise men! - maybe the priest could help ... but just as he walked into the church he saw a newsletter with photos of the priest"s henchmen blockading abortion clinics, and he came to his senses. After that he"d given up on wise men for awhile. But as he spoke with the old man, he began to feel a thrilling sense that this had been meant to happen, that this person had been sent to him to help him, if he had the courage and intelligence to ask the right questions. Once he"d told a French-Canadian friend how he"d been lost and hallucinating in the snow and had seen angels and the woman said: Mon Dieu! and he said: But I think they were all one angel who was meant to help me; I think maybe I saw my guardian angel, because she told me what to do and I did it and I lived! - and she said in a low voice of utter belief: Yes, I think so. - This wise man, then, was his guardian angel. The husband knew it. And he knew that this time he"d not be tested cruelly beyond his faith; the answers he"d receive would make sense in and of themselves.
The wise man said that he had an Inuk wife who was twenty years younger than he. They were ecstatic together. She was the granddaughter of one of Baffin Island"s last shamans. The shaman had never said anything against his enemies, and never seemed to do anything against them, but by some coincidence they all came to horrible ends. The wise man"s wife had inherited some of his power. Whenever the wise man started thinking about how he was ready for a cigarette or a cup of coffee, before he"d even said anything or started to move, his dear wife would be handing it to him. One night he was dreaming beside her and he felt her somewhere very near and when he opened his eyes he was speaking Inukt.i.tut to her even though he didn"t know that language. Another time he was dreaming of sailing and his wife shook him awake quite angrily and said: Get out of my dreams! and he said: What was I dreaming of? and she said: Sailing . . . and he shivered because she was so very special and strange. Whenever he went anywhere on a trip, the phone would be ringing when he walked into the hotel; somehow she"d know that he had just arrived and would be calling to say she loved him.
I almost married an Inuk girl, too, the husband said. But she kept sniffing too much gasoline. It never would have worked.
The wise man smiled gently and said to him in the voice of truth: You made a mistake.
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After that he was on a.s.signment in Hall Beach - which is to say eight million frozen tussocks away from the wise man - and it was exactly as cold as Phnom Penh had been hot and his friend Jeremy started swearing because the pilot light had gone off; they felt the winter instantly even through the triple thick walls. They sat drinking Scotch. Jeremy said that the first time he"d been unfaithful to his Inuk wife he"d gone to a dance and picked up a Greenlandic girl, a friend of his wife"s. He"d done it with her once and then she called him and so he did it with her again. Then she called him a second time, and he said he wasn"t interested. Jeremy told the husband proudly that he"d never enjoyed it, had only done it for revenge against his wife; therefore he"d been extremely moral. The husband nodded and drank his Scotch.
Well, Jeremy, what was the reason you did it?
My wife, you see - I still don"t like to talk about it. I"d moved in with her, aye? And we were getting married; everything looked good. Then I found this letter she"d been hiding. Something about it, just the way those hooks and symbols lay on the page, well, I didn"t like the look of it. So I got it translated. And it was a love letter. It talked about all the things he did with her. And I"d been drinking with the b.a.s.t.a.r.d the same night! I went over to his house and he was asleep. I told him that I was going to kill him. I smashed a few things in there and whacked him a couple of times, and then he apologized, aye? But I never could quite make up with the wife. She"s such a witch sometimes! That was around the time she"d started getting cold to me, you know what I mean? At night she always brought one of the kids into bed between us so she wouldn"t have to do anything. That was when I started s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g around. And I"ve done it with ten or twenty girls now - some real young ones, too, I"ll tell you! - and I am proud to tell you that I"ve never enjoyed it once! I"m a man of principle! But I don"t know what to do about this new AIDS business . . .
And how are you getting on with your wife now?
Pour you another shot?
Sure.
Well, just recently she started coming on to me again, but she"s getting older and doesn"t attract me quite so much, aye? And now she"s having some kind of mid life crisis. Suddenly she wants to be Inuk more than ever. She insists on eating walrus meat, which she always hated before and which I hate because it"s a putrid jelly. It really stinks up the house. But that doesn"t matter; she has to do it. And then there"s the matter of striking the kids. That"s what burns me up. I think it"s a good idea to discipline the kids a little. h.e.l.l, the rest of the world does it. Maybe those Inuks should realize that if everybody else does it, maybe there"s a reason. Maybe they could learn something, aye? Look how f.u.c.ked up all the kids are up here! But no, the wife won"t have it. One time she wanted some caribou from the freezer to boil for dinner, so I said to our eldest, Cecily, I says, go and get your mother some caribou. And she had the cheek to refuse! Well, I said, if you don"t do as your mother wants you"ll have nothing to eat tonight. - I was defending my wife! - And my wife turned on me and said: Don"t you dare threaten your children!
So you think you made a mistake to marry her?
d.a.m.ned right I did! Just last night she struck me again with the hairbrush; tell me if you don"t see the mark!
What about Stuart and his wife? They don"t have problems, do they?
Oh, yes, Stu has problems.
Well, what about Roger and Annie? the husband said in triumph. Roger and Annie were the couple at the Bay store, the perfect ones who had told him to drop in for dinner.
Oh, but they"re young yet, eh? - A grim and monitory laugh. - Only in their twenties. I"d like to uhh! her! But give her ten years, and she"ll be just like my wife.
What about me?
What about you?
That Inuk girl I had that crush on - Easy enough to get a crush, now, isn"t it?
So you really think it would be a mistake to marry her?
Oh definitely, said Jeremy, pouring himself another drink, it would be a mistake.
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