After what euphemistically might be termed a buffet breakfast, prepared over the gas and served on the trunk, Nance departed for Calvary Alley, to proclaim to the family her declaration of independence. She was prepared for a battle royal with all whom it might concern, and was therefore greatly relieved to find only her stepmother at home. That worthy lady surrendered before a gun was fired.
"Ain"t that Irish luck fer you?" she exclaimed, almost enviously.
"Imagine one of Yager"s and Snawdor"s childern gittin" on the stage! If Bud Molloy hadn"t taken to railroading he could "a" been a end man in a minstrel show! You got a lot of his takin" ways, Nance. It"s a Lord"s pity you ain"t got his looks!"
"Oh, give me time!" said Nance, whose spirits were soaring.
"I sort "er thought of joining the ballet onct myself," said Mrs.
Snawdor, with a conscious smile. "It was on account of a scene-shifter I was runnin" with along about the time I met your pa."
"You!" exclaimed Nance. "Oh! haven"t I got a picture of you dancing. Wait "til I show you!" And ably a.s.sisted by the bolster and the bedspread, she gave a masterly imitation of her stout stepmother that made the original limp with laughter. Then quite as suddenly, Nance collapsed into a chair and grew very serious.
"Say!" she demanded earnestly, "honest to goodness now! Do you think there"s any sin in me going on the stage?"
"Sin!" repeated Mrs. Snawdor. "Why, I think it"s elegant. I was sayin"
so to Mrs. Smelts only yesterday when she was takin" on about Birdie"s treatin" her so mean an" never comin" to see her or writin" to her.
"Don"t lay it on the stage," I says to her. "Lay it on Birdie; she always was a stuck-up piece.""
Nance pondered the matter, her chin on her palm. Considering the chronic fallibility of Mrs. Snawdor"s judgment, she would have been more comfortable if she had met with some opposition.
"Mr. Demry thinks it"s wrong," said Nance, taking upon herself the role of counsel for the prosecution. "He took on something fierce when he saw me last night."
"He never knowed what he was doin"," Mrs. Snawdor said. "They tell me he can play in the orchestry, when he"s full as a nut."
"And there"s Uncle Jed," continued Nance uneasily. "What you reckon he"s going to say?"
"You leave that to me," said Mrs. Snawdor, darkly. "Mr. Burks ain"t goin" to git a inklin" "til you"ve went. There ain"t n.o.body I respect more on the face of the world than I do Jed Burks, but some people is so all-fired good that livin" with "em is like wearin" new shoes the year round."
""T ain"t as if I was doing anything wicked," said Nance, this time counsel for the defense.
"Course not," agreed Mrs. Snawdor. "How much they goin" to pay you?"
The incredible sum was mentioned, and Mrs. Snawdor"s imagination took instant flight.
"You"ll be gittin" a autymobile at that rate. Say, if I send Lobelia round to Cemetery Street and git yer last week"s pay, can I have it?"
Nance was counting on that small sum to finish payment on her spring suit, but in the face of imminent affluence she could ill afford to be n.i.g.g.ardly.
"I"ll buy Rosy V. some shoes, an" pay somethin" on the cuckoo clock,"
planned Mrs. Snawdor, "an" I"ve half a mind to take another policy on William J. That boy"s that venturesome it wouldn"t surprise me none to see him git kilt any old time!"
Nance, who had failed to convince herself, either as counsel for the defense or counsel for the prosecution, a.s.sumed the prerogative of judge and dismissed the case. If older people had such different opinions about right and wrong, what was the use in her bothering about it? With a shrug of her shoulders she set to work sorting her clothes and packing the ones she needed in a box.
"The gingham dresses go to Fidy," she said with reckless generosity, "the blue skirt to Lobelia, and my Madonna--" Her eyes rested wistfully on her most cherished possession. "I think I"d like Rosy to have that when she grows up."
"All right," agreed Mrs. Snawdor. "There ain"t no danger of anybody takin" it away from her."
Nance was kneeling on the floor, tying a cord about her box when she heard steps on the stairs.
"Uncle Jed?" she asked in alarm.
"No. Just Snawdor. He won"t ast no questions. He ain"t got gumption enough to be curious."
"I hate to go sneaking off like this without telling everybody good-by,"
said Nance petulantly, "Uncle Jed, and the children, and the Levinskis, and Mr. Demry, and--and--Dan."
"You don"t want to take no risks," said Mrs. Snawdor, importantly.
"There"s a fool society for everything under the sun, an" somebody"ll be tryin" to git out a injunction. I don"t mind swearin" to whatever age you got to be, but Mr. Burks is so sensitive about them things."
"All right," said Nance, flinging on her hat and coat, "tell "em how it was when I"m gone. I"ll be sending you money before long."
"That"s right," whispered Mrs. Snawdor, hanging over the banister as Nance felt her way down the stairs. "You be good to yerself an" see if you can"t git me a theayter ticket for to-morrow night. Git two, an" I"ll take Mis" Gorman."
Never had Nance tripped so lightly down those dark, narrow stairs--the stairs her feet had helped to wear away in her endless pilgrimages with buckets of coal and water and beer, with finished and unfinished garments, and omnipresent Snawdor babies. She was leaving it all forever, along with the smell of pickled herrings and cabbage and soapsuds. But she was not going to forget the family! Already she was planning munificent gifts from that fabulous sum that was henceforth to be her weekly portion.
At Mr. Demry"s closed door she paused; then hastily retracing her steps, she slipped back to her own room and got a potted geranium, bearing one dirty-faced blossom. This she placed on the floor outside his door and then, picking up her big box, she slipped quickly out of the house, through the alley and into the street.
It was late when she got back to Birdie"s room, and as she entered, she was startled by the sound of smothered sobbing.
"Birdie!" she cried in sudden alarm, peering into the semi-darkness, "what"s the matter? Are you fired?"
Birdie started up hastily from the bed where she had been lying face downward, and dried her eyes.
"No," she said crossly. "Nothing"s the matter, only I got the blues."
"The blues!" repeated Nance, incredulously. "What for?"
"Oh, everything. I wish I was dead."
"Birdie Smelts, what"s happened to you?" demanded Nance in alarm, sitting by her on the bed and trying to put her arm around her.
"Whoever said anything had happened?" asked the older girl, pushing her away. "Stop asking fool questions and get dressed. We"ll be late as it is."
For some time they went about their preparations in silence; then Nance, partly to relieve the tension, and partly because the matter was of vital interest, asked:
"Do you reckon Mr. Mac and Mr. Monte will come again to-night?"
"You can"t tell," said Birdie. "What do they care about engagements?
We are nothing but dirt to them--just dirt under their old patent-leather pumps!"
This bitterness on Birdie"s part was so different from her customary superiority where men were concerned, that Nance gasped.
"If they _do_ come," continued Birdie vindictively, "you just watch me teach Mac Clarke a thing or two. He needn"t think because his folks happen to be swells, he can treat me any old way. I"ll make it hot for him if he don"t look out, you see if I don"t."
Once back at the Gaiety, Nance forgot all about Birdie and her love affairs. Her own small triumph completely engrossed her. A morning paper had mentioned the fantastic dance of the little bear, and had given her three lines all to herself. Reeser was jubilant, the director was mollified, and even the big comedian whose name blazed in letters of fire outside, actually stopped her in the wings to congratulate her.
"Look here, young person," he said, lifting a warning finger, "you want to be careful how you steal my thunder. You"ll be taking my job next!"
Whereupon Nance had the audacity to cross her eyes and strike his most famous pose before she dodged under his arm and scampered down the stairs.