Neither of the carriages were in waiting, but they would not return to the booth. Sir Sedley, to whom standing was still rather inconvenient, begged a cast in the carriage of a friend, who was accidentally pa.s.sing by.
Macdersey, who joined them, said he had been considering what that fellow had proposed to him, of taking the first blow, and found he could not put up with it: and upon the appearance of Mr. Dubster, who in quitting the booth was preparing, with his usual leisurely solemnity, to approach Camilla, darted forward and seizing him by the collar, exclaimed, "Retract, sir! Retract!"
Mr. Dubster stared, at first, without speech or opposition; but being released by the Major, whom the General begged to interfere, he angrily said: "Pray, sir, what business have you to take hold of a body in such a manner as that? It"s an a.s.sault, sir, and so I can prove. And I"m glad of it; for now I can serve you as I did another gentleman once before, that I smarted out of a good ten pound out of his pocket, for a knock he gave me, for a mere nothing, just like this here pulling one by the collar, n.o.body knows why."
The Major, endeavouring to quiet Macdersey, advised him to despise so low a person.
"So I will, my dear friend," he returned, "as soon as ever I have given him the proper chastis.e.m.e.nt for his ignorance. But I must do that first.
You won"t take it ill, Major."
"I believe," cried Mr. Dubster, holding up both his hands, "the like of this was never heard of! Here"s a gentleman, as he calls himself, ready to take away my life, with his own good will, for nothing but giving him a little bit of advice! However, it"s all one to me. The law is open to all. And if any one plays their tricks upon me, they shall pay for their fun. I"m none of your tame ones to put up with such a thing for nothing.
I"m above that, I promise you."
"Don"t talk, sir, don"t talk!" cried Macdersey; "it"s a thing I can"t bear from a mean person, to be talked to. I had a hundred thousand times rather stand to be shot at."
"Not talk, sir? I should be glad to know what right you has to hinder me, provided I say nothing against the law? And as to being a mean person, it"s more than you can prove, for I"m sure you don"t know who I am, nor nothing about me. I may be a lord, for any thing you know, though I don"t pretend to say I am. But as to what people take me for, that behave so out of character, it"s what I sha"n"t trouble my head about. They may take me for a chimney-sweeper, or they may take me for a duke; which they like. I sha"n"t tell them whether I"m one or t"other, or whether I"m neither. And as to not talking, I shall hold my tongue when I think proper."
"Ask my pardon this instant, fellow!" cried the Ensign, whom the Major, at the motion of the General, now caught by the arm, and hurried from the spot: Mrs. Mittin, at the same moment pulling away Mr. Dubster, and notably expounding to him the advantages of patience and good humour.
Mrs. Arlbery, wearied both of this squabble and of waiting, took the arm of the General, and said she would walk home; Miss Dennel lovingly held by Mrs. Mittin, with whom her father also a.s.sorted, and by whom Mr.
Dubster was drawn on.
Camilla alone had no immediate companion, as the Major was occupied by the Ensign. Edgar saw her disengaged. He trembled, he wavered; he wished the Major back; he wished him still more at a distance too remote ever to return; he thought he would instantly mount his horse, and gallop towards Beech Park; but the horse was not ready, and Camilla was in sight;--and, in less than a minute, he found himself, scarce knowing how, at her side.
Camilla felt a pleasure that bounded to her heart, though the late a.s.sertions of Mrs. Arlbery prepared her to expect him. He knew not, however, what to say; he felt mortified and disappointed, and when he had uttered something scarce intelligible about the weather, he walked on in silence.
Camilla, whose present train of thoughts had no discordant tendency, broke through this strangeness herself, and said: "How frivolous I must appear to you! but indeed I was at the very door of the booth, before I knew whither the party was going."
"You did not, I hope, at least," he cried, "when you had entered it, deem me too rigid, too austere, that I thought the species, both of company and of entertainment, ill calculated for a young lady?"
"Rigid! austere!" repeated she; "I never thought you either! never--and if once again--" she stopt; embarra.s.sed, ashamed.
"If once again what?" cried he in a tremulous voice; "what would Miss Camilla say?--would she again--Is there yet--What would Miss Camilla say?--"
Camilla felt confounded, both with ideas of what he meant to allude to, and what construction he had put upon her half finished sentence.
Impatient, however, to clear that, "If once more," she cried, "you could prevail with yourself--now and then--from time to time--to give me an hint, an idea--of what you think right--I will promise, if not a constant observance, at least a never-failing sense of your kindness."
The revulsion in the heart, in the whole frame of Edgar, was almost too powerful for restraint: he panted for an immediate explanation of every past and every present difficulty, and a final avowal that she was either self-destined to the Major, or that he had no rival to fear: But before he could make any answer, a sudden and violent shower broke up the conference, and grouped the whole party under a large tree.
This interruption, however, had no power upon their thoughts; neither of them heard a word that was saying; each ruminated intently, though confusedly, upon what already was pa.s.sed. Yet where the wind precipitated the rain, Edgar stationed himself, and held his hat to intercept its pa.s.sage to Camilla; and as her eye involuntarily was caught by the shower that pattered upon his head and shoulders, she insensibly pressed nearer to the trunk of the tree, to afford more shelter to him from its branches.
The rest of the party partook not of this taciturnity: Mr. Dubster, staring Mrs. Mittin full in the face, exclaimed: "I think I ought to know you, ma"am, asking your pardon?"
"No matter for that!" cried she, turning with quickness to Camilla; "Lord, miss--I don"t know your name,--how your poor hat is all I don"t know how! as limp, and as flimzy, as if it had been in a wash-tub!"
"I"ve just bethought me," continued he, "where it was we used to see one another, and all the whole manner of it. I"ve got it as clear in my head as if it was but yesterday. Don"t you remember--"
"Can"t you stand a little out, there?" interrupted she; "what signifies a man"s old coat? don"t you see how you let all the rain come upon this young lady? you should never think of yourself, but only of what you can do to be obliging."
"A very good rule, that! a very good one indeed!" said Mr. Dennel; "I wish everybody would mind it."
"I"m as willing to mind it, I believe," said Mr. Dubster, "as my neighbours; but as to being wet through, for mere complaisance, I don"t think it fair to expect such a thing of n.o.body. Besides, this is not such an old coat as you may think for. If you was to see what I wear at home, I promise you would not think so bad of it. I don"t say it"s my best; who"d be fool then, to wear it every day? However, I believe it"s pretty nigh as good as that I had on that night I saw you at Mrs.
Purdle"s, when, you know, one of your pattens--"
"Come, come, what"s the man talking about? one person should not take all the conversation up so. Dear miss ... do tell me your name?... I am so sorry for your hat, I can"t but think of it; it looks as dingy!..."
"Why, now, you won"t make me believe," said Mr. Dubster, "you"ve forgot how your patten broke; and how I squeezed my finger under the iron? And how I"d like to have lost the use of it? There would have been a fine job! And how Mrs. Purdle...."
"I"m sure the shower"s over," cried Mrs. Mittin, "and if we stay here, we shall have all the droppings of the leaves upon us. Poor miss thing-o-me"s hat is spoilt already. There"s no need to make it worse."
"And how Mrs. Purdle," he continued, "was obliged to lend you a pair of shoes and stockings, because you was wet through your feet? And how they would not fit you, and kept tumbling off? And how, when somebody come to fetch you in their own coach, you made us say you was taken ill, because you was so daubed with mud and mire, you was ashamed to shew yourself?
And how...."
"I can"t think what you are talking of," said Mrs. Mittin; "but come, let"s you and I go a little way on, to see if the rain"s over." She then went some paces from the tree, and said: "What signifies running on so, Mr. Dubster, about things n.o.body knows anything of? It"s tiring all the company to death. You should never talk about your own fingers, and hap-hazards, to genteel people. You should only talk about agreeable subjects as I do. See how they all like me! That gentleman brought me to the monkies in his own coach."
"As to that," answered he, gravely, "I did not mean, in the least, to say anything disagreeable; only I thought it odd you should not seem to know me again, considering Mrs. Purdle used----"
"Why you"ve no nous, Mr. Dubster; Mrs. Purdle"s a very good sort of woman and the best friend I have in the world, perhaps, at the bottom; but she i"n"t a sort of person to talk of before gentlefolks. You should talk to great people about their own affairs, and what you can do to please them, and find out how you can serve them, if you"d be treated genteelly by them, as I am. Why, I go every where, and see every thing, and it costs me nothing. A friend, a lady of great fashion, took me one day to the monkies, and paid for me; and I"ve gone since, whenever I will, for nothing."
"n.o.body treats me to nothing," answered he, in a melancholy voice, "whatever"s the reason: except when I make friends with somebody that can let me in free, sometimes. And I get a peep, now and then, at what goes forward, that way."
"But you are rich enough to pay for yourself now, Mr. Dubster; good lack! if I had such a fortune as yours, I"d go all the world over, and thanks to n.o.body."
"And how long would you be rich then, Mrs. Mittin? Who"d give you your money again when you"d spent it? I got mine hard enough. I sha"n"t fool it away in a hurry, I promise you!"
"I can"t say I see that, Mr. Dubster, when two of your wives died so soon, and left you so handsome."
"Why, yes, I don"t say to the contrary of that; but then, think of the time before, when I was "prentice!--"
The shower was now over, and the party proceeded as before.
Edgar, uncertain, irresolute, walked on in silence: yet attentive, a.s.siduous, even tenderly watchful to guide, guard, and a.s.sist his fair companion in her way. The name of the Major trembled perpetually upon his lips; but fear what might be the result of his inquiries stopt his speech till they approached the house; when he commanded voice to say: "You permit, then, the renewal of my old privilege?--"
"Permit! I wish for it!"
They were now at the door. Edgar, not daring to speak again to Camilla, and not able to address any one else, took his leave; enchanted that he was authorized, once more, to inform himself with openness of the state of her affairs, and of her conduct. And Camilla, dwelling with delight upon the discernment of Mrs. Arlbery, blest the happy penetration that had endowed her with courage to speak again to Edgar in terms of friendship and confidence.
Mrs. Mittin, declaring she could not eat till she had seen what could be done for the hat of Miss Tyrold, accompanied her upstairs, took it off herself, wiped it, smoothed, and tried to new arrange it; and, at last, failing to succeed, insisted upon taking it home, to put it in order, and promised to return it in the morning time enough for the Pantiles.
Camilla was much ashamed; but she had no means to buy another, and she had now lost her indifference to going abroad. She thought, therefore, this new acquaintance at least as useful as she was officious, and accepted her civility with thanks.
CHAPTER VII
_The Rooms_