And afterward they invented more. They made him work his pa.s.sage, and every mean and dirty job there was to do, he had to do it. They took his clothes away from him, and, while they lasted, the skipper had three shirts at once, which hadn"t happened afore since he served his term in the Sydney jail. And he was such a COMFORT to "em. Whenever the dinner wa"n"t cooked right, instead of blaming Teunis, they took it out of Rosy. By the time they made their first port they wouldn"t have parted with him for no money, and they locked him up in the fo"castle and kept him there. And when one of the two Kanaka boys run away they shipped Rosy in his place by unanimous vote. And so it went for six months, the Emily trading and stealing all around the South Seas.
"One day the schooner was off in an out-of-the way part of the ocean, and the skipper come up from down below, bringing one of the photographing bottles from the carpetbag.
""See "ere," says he to Rosy, who was swabbing decks just to keep him out of mischief, "w"at kind of a developer stuff is this? It has a mighty familiar smell."
""That ain"t developer, sir," answers Rosy, meek as usual. "That"s alcohol. I use it--"
""Alcohol!" says George. "Do you mean to tell me that you"ve "ad alcohol aboard all this time and never said a word to one of us? If that ain"t just like you! Of all the ungrateful beasts as ever I--"
"When him and the other two got through convincing Rosy that he was ungrateful, they took that bottle into the cabin and begun experimenting. Julius had lived a few months in Maine, which is a prohibition State, and so he knew how to make alcohol "splits"--one-half wet fire and the rest water. They "split" for five days. Then the alcohol was all out and the Emily was all in, being stove up on a coral reef two mile off sh.o.r.e of a little island that n.o.body"d ever seen afore.
"They got into the boat--the four white men and the Kanaka--histed the sail, and headed for the beach. They landed all right and was welcomed by a reception committee of fifteen husky cannibals with spears, dressed mainly in bone necklaces and sunshine. The committee was glad to see "em, and showed it, particular to Teunis, who was fat. Rosy, being princ.i.p.ally framework by this time, wa"n"t nigh so popular; but he didn"t seem to care.
"The darkies tied "em up good and proper and then held a committee meeting, arguing, so Julius cal"lated, whether to serve "em plain or with greens. While the rest was making up the bill of fare, a few set to work unpacking the bags and things, Rosy"s satchel among "em. Pretty soon there was an awful jabbering.
""They"ve settled it," says George, doleful. "Well, there"s enough of Teunis to last "em for one meal, if they ain"t "ogs. You"re a tough old bird, cooky; maybe you"ll give "em dyspepsy, so they won"t care for the rest of us. That"s a ray of "ope, ain"t it?"
"But the cook didn"t seem to get much hope out of it. He was busy telling the skipper what he thought of him when the natives come up.
They was wildly excited, and two or three of "em was waving square pieces of cardboard in their hands.
"And here"s where the Emily"s gang had a streak of luck. The Kanaka sailor couldn"t talk much English, but it seems that his granddad, or some of his ancestors, must have belonged to the same breed of cats as these islanders, for he could manage to understand a little of their lingo.
""Picture!" says he, crazy-like with joy. "Picture, cappy; picture!"
"When Rosy was new on board the schooner, afore George and the rest had played with him till he was an old story, one of their games was to have him take their photographs. He"d taken the cap"n"s picture, and Julius"s and Van Doozen"s. The pictures was a Rogues" Gallery that would have got "em hung on suspicion anywhere in civilization, but these darkies wa"n"t particular. Anyhow they must have been good likenesses, for the committee see the resemblance right off.
""They t"ink witchcraft," says the Kanaka. "Want to know how make."
""Lord!" says George. "You tell "em we"re witches from Witch Center.
Tell "em we make them kind of things with our eyes shut, and if they eat us we"ll send our tintypes to "aunt "em into their graves. Tell "em that quick."
"Well, I guess the Kanaka obeyed orders, for the islanders was all shook up. They jabbered and hurrahed like a parrot-house for ten minutes or so. Then they untied the feet of their Sunday dinners, got "em into line, and marched "em off across country, prodding "em with their spears, either to see which was the tenderest or to make "em step livelier, I don"t know which.
"Julius said that was the most nervous walk ever he took. Said afore "twas done he was so leaky with spear holes that he cast a shadder like a skimmer. Just afore sunset they come to the other side of the island, where there was a good sized native village, with houses made of gra.s.s and cane, and a big temple-like in the middle, decorated fancy and cheerful with skulls and spareribs. Jule said there was places where the decorations needed repairs, and he figgered he was just in time to finish "em. But he didn"t take no pride in it; none of his folks cared for art.
"The population was there to meet "em, and even the children looked hungry. Anybody could see that having company drop in for dinner was right to their taste. There was a great chair arrangement in front of the temple, and on it was the fattest, ugliest, old liver-colored woman that Julius ever see. She was rigged up regardless, with a tooth necklace and similar jewelry; and it turned out that she was the queen of the bunch. Most of them island tribes have chiefs, but this district was strong for woman suffrage.
"Well, the visitors had made a hit, but Rosy"s photographs made a bigger one. The queen and the head men of the village pawed over "em and compared "em with the originals and powwowed like a sewing circle. Then they called up the Kanaka sailor, and he preached witchcraft and hoodoos to beat the cars, lying as only a feller that knows the plates are warming for him on the back of the stove can lie. Finally the queen wanted to know if the "long pigs" could make a witch picture of HER.
""Tell "er yes," yells George, when the question was translated to him.
"Tell "er we"re picture-makers by special app"intment to the Queen and the Prince of Wales. Tell "er we"ll make "er look like the sweetest old chocolate drop in the taffy-shop. Only be sure and say we must "ave a day or so to work the spells and put on the kibosh."
"So "twas settled, and dinner was put off for that night, anyhow. And the next day being sunny, Rosy took the queen"s picture. "Twas an awful strain on the camera, but it stood it fine; and the photographs he printed up that afternoon was the most horrible collection of mince-pie dreams that ever a sane man run afoul of. Rosy used one of the gra.s.s huts for a dark room; and while he was developing them plates, they could hear him screaming from sheer fright at being shut up alone with "em in the dark.
"But her majesty thought they was lovely, and set and grinned proud at "em for hours at a stretch. And the wizards was untied and fed up and given the best house in town to live in. And Cap"n George and Julius and the cook got to feeling so cheerful and happy that they begun to kick Rosy again, just out of habit. And so it went on for three days.
"Then comes the Kanaka interpreter--grinning kind of foolish.
""Cappy," says he, "queen, she likes you. She likes you much lot."
""Well," says the skipper, modest, "she"d ought to. She don"t see a man like me every day. She ain"t the first woman," he says.
""She like all you gentlemen," says the Kanaka. "She say she want witch husband. One of you got marry her."
""HEY?" yells all hands, setting up.
""Yes, sir. She no care which one, but one white man must marry her to-morrow. Else we all go chop plenty quick."
""Chop" is Kanaka English for "eat." There wa"n"t no need for the boy to explain.
"Then there was times. They come pretty nigh to a fight, because Teunis and Jule argued that the skipper, being such a ladies" man, was the natural-born choice. Just as things was the warmest; Cap"n George had an idea.
""ROSY!" says he.
""Hey?" says the others. Then, "Rosy? Why, of course, Rosy"s the man."
"But Rosy wa"n"t agreeable. Julius said he never see such a stubborn mule in his life. They tried every reasonable way they could to convince him, pounding him on the head and the like of that, but "twas no go.
""I got a wife already," he says, whimpering. "And, besides, cap"n, there wouldn"t be such a contrast in looks between you and her as there would with me."
"He meant so far as size went, but George took it the other way, and there was more trouble. Finally Julius come to the rescue.
""I tell you," says he. "We"ll be square and draw straws!"
""W"at?" hollers George. "Well, I guess not!"
""And I"ll hold the straws," says Jule, winking on the side.
"So they drew straws, and, strange as it may seem, Rosy got stuck. He cried all night, and though the others tried to comfort him, telling him what a lucky man he was to marry a queen, he wouldn"t cheer up a mite.
"And next day the wedding took place in the temple in front of a wood idol with three rows of teeth, and as ugly almost as the bride, which was saying a good deal. And when "twas over, the three shipmates come and congratulated the groom, wishing him luck and a happy honeymoon and such. Oh, they had a bully time, and they was still laughing over it that night after supper, when down comes a file of big darkies with spears, the Kanaka interpreter leading "em.
""Cappy," says he. "The king say you no stay in this house no more. He say too good for you. Say, bimeby, when the place been clean up, maybe he use it himself. You got to go."
""Who says this?" roars Cap"n George, ugly as could be.
""The king, he say it."
""The queen, you mean. There ain"t no king."
""Yes, sir. King AND queen now. Mr. Rosy he king. All tribe proud to have witch king."
"The three looked at each other.
""Do you mean to say," says the skipper, choking so he could hardly speak, "that we"ve got to take orders from "IM?"
""Yes, sir. King say you no mind, we make."
"Well, sir, the language them three used must have been something awful, judging by Jule"s tell. But when they vowed they wouldn"t move, the spears got busy and out they had to get and into the meanest, dirtiest little hut in the village, one without hardly any sides and great holes in the roof. And there they stayed all night in a pouring rain, the kind of rains you get in them islands.