To which Craven Le Noir, in a sonorous voice responded: "I will."
"Indeed you will? We"ll see that presently!" said Cap to herself.
The priest then turning toward the bride, inquired:
"Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband, etc., etc., etc., so long as ye both shall live?"
To which the bride, throwing aside her veil, answered firmly:
"No! not if he were the last man and I the last woman on the face of the earth and the human race was about to become extinct and the angel of Gabriel came down from above to ask it of me as a personal favor."
The effect of this outburst, this revelation, this explosion, may be imagined but can never be adequately described.
The priest dropped his book and stood with lifted hands and open mouth and staring eyes as though he had raised a ghost!
The two Le Noirs simultaneously sprang forward, astonishment, disappointment and rage contending in their blanched faces.
"Who are you, girl?" exclaimed Colonel Le Noir.
"Capitola Black, your honor"s glory!" she replied, making a deep curtsey.
"What the foul fiend is the meaning of all this?" in the same breath inquired the father and son.
Cap put her thumb on the side of her nose, and, whirling her four fingers, replied:
"It means, your worships" excellencies, that--you--can"t come it! it"s no go!" this chicken won"t fight It means that the fat"s in the fire, and the cat"s out of the bag! It means confusion! distraction!
perdition! and a tearing off of our wigs! It means the game"s up, the play"s over, villainy is about to be hanged and virtue about to be married, and the curtain is going to drop and the princ.i.p.al performer--that"s I-is going to be called out amid the applause of the audience!" Then, suddenly changing her mocking tone to one of great severity, she said:
"It means that you have been outwitted by a girl! It means that your purposed victim has fled, and is by this time in safety! It means that you two, precious father and son, would be a pair of knaves if you had sense enough; but, failing in that, you are only a pair of fools!"
By this time the attention of the few persons in the church was aroused. They all arose to their feet to look and listen, and some of them left their places and approached the altar. And to these latter Capitola now suddenly turned and said aloud:
"Good people, I am Capitola Black, the niece and ward of Major Ira Warfield, of Hurricane Hall, whom you all know, and now I claim your protection while I shall tell you the meaning of my presence here!"
"Don"t listen to her. She is a maniac!" cried Colonel Le Noir.
"Stop her mouth!" cried Craven, springing upon Capitola and holding her tightly in the grasp of his right arm, while he covered her lips and nostrils with his large left hand.
Capitola struggled so fiercely to free herself that Craven had enough to do to hold her, and so was not aware of a ringing footstep coming up the aisle, until a stunning blow dealt from a strong arm covered his face with blood and stretched him out at Capitola"s feet.
Cap flushed, breathless and confused, looked up and was caught to the bosom of Herbert Greyson, who, pale with concentrated rage, held her closely and inquired:
"Capitola! What violence is this which has been done you? Explain! who is the aggresor?"
"Wai, wai, wait until I get my breath! There! that was good! That villain has all but strangled me to death? Oh, Herbert, I"m so delighted you"ve come! How is it that you always drop right down at the right time and on the right spot?" said Cap, while gasping for breath.
"I will tell you another time! Now I want an explanation."
"Yes, Herbert, I also wish to explain--not only to you but to these gaping, good people! Let me have a hearing!" said Cap.
"She is mad! absolutely mad!" cried Colonel Le Noir, who was a.s.sisting his son to rise.
"Silence, sir!" thundered Herbert Greyson, advancing toward him with uplifted and threatening hand.
"Gentlemen! gentlemen! pray remember that you are within the walls of a church!" said the distressed priest.
"Craven, this is no place for us; let us go and pursue our fugitive ward," whispered Colonel Le Noir to his son.
"We might as well; for it is clear that all is over here!" replied Craven. And the two baffled villains turned to leave the place. But Herbert Greyson, speaking up, said:
"Good people, prevent the escape of those men until we hear what this young lady has to say! that we may judge whether to let them go or to take them before a magistrate."
The people flew to the doors and windows and secured them, and then surrounded the two Le Noirs, who found themselves prisoners.
"Now, Capitola, tell us how it is that you are here!" said Herbert Greyson.
"Well, that elder man" said Cap, "is the guardian of a young heiress who was betrothed to a worthy young man, one Doctor Traverse Rocke."
"My friend!" interrupted Herbert.
"Yes, Mr. Greyson, your friend! Their engagement was approved by the young lady"s father, who gave them his dying blessing. Nevertheless, in the face of all this, this "guardian" here, appointed by the Orphans"
Court to take charge of the heiress and her fortune, undertakes, for his own ends, to compel the young lady to break her engagement and marry his own son! To drive her to this measure, he does not hesitate to use every species of cruelty. This night he was to have forced her to this altar! But in the interval, to-day, I chanced to visit her at the house where she was confined. Being informed by her of her distressing situation, and having no time to help her in any better way, I just changed clothes with her. She escaped unsuspected in my dress. And those two heroes there, mistaking me for her, forced me into a carriage and dragged me hither to be married against my will. And instead of catching an heiress, they caught a Tartar, that"s all! And now, Herbert, let the two poor wretches go hide their mortification, and do you take me home, for I am immensely tired of doing the sentimental, making speeches and piling up the agonies!"
While Cap was delivering this long oration, the two Le Noirs had made several essays to interrupt and contradict her, but were effectually prevented by the people, whose sympathies were all with the speaker.
Now, at Herbert Greyson"s command, they released the culprits, who, threatening loudly took their departure.
Herbert then led Capitola out and placed her upon her own pony, Gyp, which, to her unbounded astonishment, she found there in charge of Wool, who was also mounted upon his own hack.
Herbert Greyson threw himself into the saddle of a third horse, and the three took the road to Hurricane Hall.
"And now," said Capitola, as Herbert rode up to her side, "for mercy sake tell me, before I go crazy with conjecture, how it happened that you dropped down from the sky at the very moment and on the very spot where you were needed? and where did you light upon Wool and the horses?"
"It is very simple when you come to understand it," said Herbert, smiling. "In the first place, you know, I graduated at the last commencement."
"Yes."
"Well, I have just received a lieutenant"s commission in a regiment that is ordered to join General Scott in Mexico."
"Oh, Herbert, that is news, and I don"t know whether to be in despair or in ecstasy!" said Cap, ready to laugh or cry, as a feather"s weight might tip the scales in which she balanced Herbert"s new honors with his approaching perils.
"If there"s any doubt about it, I decidedly recommend the latter emotion," said Herbert, laughing.
"When do you go?" inquired Cap.
"Our regiment embarks from Baltimore on the first of next month.
Meanwhile I got leave of absence to come and spend a week with my friends at home!"
"Oh, Herbert, I--I am in a quandary! But you haven"t told me yet how you happened to meet Wool and to come here just in the nick of time!"