REDBOOK (sitting up). Stow that, will you. What"s amiss?

DRINKWATER (disgusted). Wot"s amiss! Didn"t eah naow fawrin, I spowse.

REDBROOK. No.

DRINKWATER (sneering). Naow. Thort it sifer nort, didn"t yr?

REDBROOK (with crisp intelligence). What! You"re running away, are you? (He springs up, crying) Look alive, Johnnies: there"s danger.

Brandyfaced Jack"s on the run. (They spring up hastily, grasping their guns.)

DRINKWATER. Dineger! Yuss: should think there wors dineger. It"s howver, thow, as it mowstly his baw the tawm YOU"RE awike. (They relapse into la.s.situde.) Waw wasn"t you on the look-aht to give us a end? Bin hattecked baw the Benny Seeras (Beni Siras), we ev, an ed to rawd for it pretty strite, too, aw teoll yr. Mawtzow is it: the bullet glawnst all rahnd is bloomin brisket. Brarsbahnd e dropt the Shike"s oss at six unnern fifty yawds. (Bustling them about) Nah then: git the plice ready for the British herristoracy, Lawd Ellam and Lidy Wineflete.

REDBOOK. Lady faint, eh?

DRINKWATER. Fynt! Not lawkly. Wornted to gow an talk, to the Benny Seeras: blaow me if she didn"t! huz wot we was frahtnd of. Tyin up Mawtzow"s wound, she is, like a bloomin orspittle na.s.s. (Sir Howard, with a copious pagri on his white hat, enters through the horseshoe arch, followed by a couple of men supporting the wounded Marzo, who, weeping and terrorstricken by the prospect of death and of subsequent torments for which he is conscious of having eminently qualified himself, has his coat off and a bandage round his chest. One of his supporters is a blackbearded, thickset, slow, middle-aged man with an air of damaged respectability, named--as it afterwards appears--Johnson.

Lady Cicely walks beside Marzo. Redbrook, a little shamefaced, crosses the room to the opposite wall as far away as possible from the visitors.

Drinkwater turns and receives them with jocular ceremony.) Weolcome to Brarsbahnd Cawstl, Sr Ahrd an lidy. This eah is the corfee and commercial room.

Sir Howard goes to the table and sits on the saddle, rather exhausted.

Lady Cicely comes to Drinkwater.

LADY CICELY. Where is Marzo"s bed?

DRINKWATER. Is bed, lidy? Weoll: e ynt petickler, lidy. E ez is chawce of henny flegstown agin thet wall.

They deposit Marzo on the flags against the wall close to the little door. He groans. Johnson phlegmatically leaves him and joins Redbrook.

LADY CICELY. But you can"t leave him there in that state.

DRINKWATER. Ow: e"s hall rawt. (Strolling up callously to Marzo) You"re hall rawt, ynt yer, Mawtzow? (Marzo whimpers.) Corse y"aw.

LADY CICELY (to Sir Howard). Did you ever see such a helpless lot of poor creatures? (She makes for the little door.)

DRINKWATER. Eah! (He runs to the door and places himself before it.) Where mawt yr lidyship be gowin?

LADY CICELY. I"m going through every room in this castle to find a proper place to put that man. And now I"ll tell you where YOU"RE going.

You"re going to get some water for Marzo, who is very thirsty. And then, when I"ve chosen a room for him, you"re going to make a bed for him there.

DRINKWATER (sarcastically). Ow! Henny ather little suvvice? Mike yrseolf at owm, y" knaow, lidy.

LADY CICELY (considerately). Don"t go if you"d rather not, Mr.

Drinkwater. Perhaps you"re too tired. (Turning to the archway) I"ll ask Captain Bra.s.sbound: he won"t mind.

DRINKWATER (terrified, running after her and getting between her and the arch). Naow, naow! Naow, lidy: doesn"t you goes disturbin the Kepn. Awll see to it.

LADY CICELY (gravely). I was sure you would, Mr. Drinkwater. You have such a kind face. (She turns back and goes out through the small door.)

DRINKWATER (looking after her). Garn!

SIR HOWARD (to Drinkwater). Will you ask one of your friends to show me to my room whilst you are getting the water?

DRINKWATER (insolently). Yr room! Ow: this ynt good enaf fr yr, ynt it?

(Ferociously) Oo a you orderin abaht, ih?

SIR HOWARD (rising quietly, and taking refuge between Redbrook and Johnson, whom he addresses). Can you find me a more private room than this?

JOHNSON (shaking his head). I"ve no orders. You must wait til the capn comes, sir.

DRINKWATER (following Sir Howard). Yuss; an whawl you"re witin, yll tike your horders from me: see?

JOHNSON (with slow severity, to Drinkwater). Look here: do you see three genlmen talkin to one another here, civil and private, eh?

DRINKWATER (chapfallen). No offence, Miste Jornsn--

JOHNSON (ominously). Ay; but there is offence. Where"s your manners, you guttersnipe? (Turning to Sir Howard) That"s the curse o this kind o life, sir: you got to a.s.sociate with all sorts. My father, sir, was Capn Johnson o Hull--owned his own schooner, sir. We"re mostly gentlemen here, sir, as you"ll find, except the poor ignorant foreigner and that there sc.u.m of the submerged tenth. (Contemptuously looking at Drinkwater) HE ain"t n.o.body"s son: he"s only a offspring o coster folk or such.

DRINKWATER (bursting into tears). Clawss feelin! thet"s wot it is: clawss feelin! Wot are yer, arter all, bat a bloomin gang o west cowst cazhls (casual ward paupers)? (Johnson is scandalized; and there is a general thrill of indignation.) Better ev naow fembly, an rawse aht of it, lawk me, than ev a specble one and disgrice it, lawk you.

JOHNSON. Brandyfaced Jack: I name you for conduct and language unbecoming to a gentleman. Those who agree will signify the same in the usual manner.

ALL (vehemently). Aye.

DRINKWATER (wildly). Naow.

JOHNSON. Felix Drinkwater: are you goin out, or are you goin to wait til you"re chucked out? You can cry in the pa.s.sage. If you give any trouble, you"ll have something to cry for.

They make a threatenng movement towards Drinkwater.

DRINKWATER (whimpering). You lee me alown: awm gowin. There"s n"maw true demmecrettick feelin eah than there is in the owl bloomin M division of Noontn Corzwy coppers (Newington Causeway policemen).

As he slinks away in tears towards the arch, Bra.s.sbound enters.

Drinkwater promptly shelters himself on the captain"s left hand, the others retreating to the opposite side as Bra.s.sbound advances to the middle of the room. Sir Howard retires behind them and seats himself on the divan, much fatigued.

BRa.s.sBOUND (to Drinkwater). What are you snivelling at?

DRINKWATER. You awsk the wust cowst herristorcracy. They fawnds maw cornduck hanbecammin to a genlmn.

Bra.s.sbound is about to ask Johnson for an explanation, when Lady Cicely returns through the little door, and comes between Bra.s.sbound and Drinkwater.

LADY CICELY (to Drinkwater). Have you fetched the water?

DRINKWATER. Yuss: nah YOU begin orn me. (He weeps afresh.)

LADY CICELY (surprised). Oh! This won"t do, Mr. Drinkwater. If you cry, I can"t let you nurse your friend.

DRINKWATER (frantic). Thet"ll brike maw awt, wown"t it nah? (With a lamentable sob, he throws himself down on the divan, raging like an angry child.)

LADY CICELY (after contemplating him in astonishment for a moment).

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