"I thought I had known with certainty," answered she, "but I now find I was mistaken."
"He is a happy man," said the schoolmaster, sarcastically looking at the Turk, "who has removed your suspicions only by appearing in another character!"
"Why, what the deuce, then," exclaimed the Turk, "have you taken that black dog there for _me_?"
Before this question could be answered, an offensive smell of soot, making everybody look around the room, the chimney-sweeper already mentioned by Miss Larolles was perceived to enter it. Every way he moved a pa.s.sage was cleared for him, as the company, with general disgust, retreated wherever he advanced.
He was short, and seemed somewhat incommoded by his dress; he held his soot-bag over one arm, and his shovel under the other. As soon as he espied Cecilia, whose situation was such as to prevent her eluding him, he hooted aloud, and came stumping up to her; "Ah ha," he cried, "found at last;" then, throwing down his shovel, he opened the mouth of his bag, and pointing waggishly to her head, said, "Come, shall I pop you?--a good place for naughty girls; in, I say, poke in!--cram you up the chimney."
And then he put forth his sooty hands to reach her cap.
Cecilia, though she instantly knew the dialect of her guardian Mr Briggs, was not therefore the more willing to be so handled, and started back to save herself from his touch; the white domino also came forward, and spread out his arms as a defence to her, while the devil, who was still before her, again began to growl.
"Ah ha!" cried the chimney-sweeper, laughing, "so did not know me? Poor duck! won"t hurt you; don"t be frightened; nothing but old guardian; all a joke!" And then, patting her cheek with his dirty hand, and nodding at her with much kindness, "Pretty dove," he added, "be of good heart!
shan"t be meddled with; come to see after you. Heard of your tricks; thought I"d catch you!--come o" purpose.--Poor duck! did not know me!
ha! ha!--good joke enough!"
"What do you mean, you dirty dog," cried the Turk, "by touching that lady?"
"Won"t tell!" answered he; "not your business. Got a good right. Who cares for pearls? Nothing but French beads." Pointing with a sneer to his turban. Then, again addressing Cecilia, "Fine doings!" he continued, "Here"s a place! never saw the like before! turn a man"s noddle!--All goings out; no comings in; wax candles in every room; servants thick as mushrooms! And where"s the cash? Who"s to pay the piper? Come to more than a guinea; warrant Master Harrel thinks that nothing!"
"A guinea?" contemptuously repeated the Turk, "and what do you suppose a guinea will do?"
"What? Why, keep a whole family handsome a week;--never spend so much myself; no, nor half neither."
"Why then, how the devil do you live? Do you beg?"
"Beg? Who should I beg of? You?--Got anything to give? Are warm?"
"Take the trouble to speak more respectfully, sir!" said the Turk, haughtily; "I see you are some low fellow, and I shall not put up with your impudence."
"Shall, shall! I say!" answered the chimneysweeper, st.u.r.dily; "Hark"ee, my duck," chucking Cecilia under the chin, "don"t be cajoled, nick that spark! never mind gold trappings; none of his own; all a take-in; hired for eighteenpence; not worth a groat. Never set your heart on a fine outside, nothing within. Bristol stones won"t buy stock: only wants to chouse you."
"What do you mean by that, you little old scrub!" cried the imperious Turk; "would you provoke me to soil my fingers by pulling that beastly snub nose?" For Mr Briggs had saved himself any actual mask, by merely blacking his face with soot.
"Beastly snub nose!" sputtered out the chimneysweeper in much wrath, "good nose enough; don"t want a better; good as another man"s. Where"s the harm on"t?"
"How could this blackguard get in?" cried the Turk, "I believe he"s a mere common chimneysweeper out of the streets, for he"s all over dirt and filth. I never saw such a dress at a masquerade before in my life."
"All the better," returned the other; "would not change. What do think it cost?"
"Cost? Why, not a crown."
"A crown? ha! ha!--a pot o" beer! Little Tom borrowed it; had it of our own sweep. Said "twas for himself. I bid him a pint; rascal would not take less."
"Did your late uncle," said the white domino in a low voice to Cecilia, "chuse for two of your guardians Mr Harrel and Mr Briggs, to give you an early lesson upon the opposite errors of profusion and meanness?"
"My uncle?" cried Cecilia, starting, "were you acquainted with my uncle?"
"No," said he, "for my happiness I knew him not."
"You would have owed no loss of happiness to an acquaintance with him,"
said Cecilia, very seriously, "for he was one who dispensed to his friends nothing but good."
"Perhaps so," said the domino; "but I fear I should have found the good he dispensed through his niece not quite unmixed with evil!"
"What"s here?" cried the chimney-sweeper, stumbling over the fiend, "what"s this black thing? Don"t like it; looks like the devil. You shan"t stay with it; carry you away; take care of you myself."
He then offered Cecilia his hand; but the black gentleman, raising himself upon his knees before her, paid her, in dumb shew, the humblest devoirs, yet prevented her from removing.
"Ah ha!" cried the chimney-sweeper, significantly nodding his head, "smell a rat! a sweetheart in disguise. No bamboozling! it won"t do; a"n"t so soon put upon. If you"ve got any thing to say, tell _me_, that"s the way. Where"s the cash? Got ever a _rental_? Are warm? That"s the point; are warm?"
The fiend, without returning any answer, continued his homage to Cecilia; at which the enraged chimney-sweeper exclaimed, "Come, come with me! won"t be imposed upon; an old fox,--understand trap!"
He then again held out his hand, but Cecilia, pointing to the fiend, answered, "How can I come, sir?"
"Shew you the way," cried he, "shovel him off." And taking his shovel, he very roughly set about removing him.
The fiend then began a yell so horrid, that it disturbed the whole company; but the chimney-sweeper, only saying, "Aye, aye, blacky, growl away, blacky,--makes no odds," st.u.r.dily continued his work, and, as the fiend had no chance of resisting so coa.r.s.e an antagonist without a serious struggle, he was presently compelled to change his ground.
"Warm work!" cried the victorious chimney-sweeper, taking off his wig, and wiping his head with the sleeves of his dress, "pure warm work this!"
Cecilia, once again freed from her persecutor, instantly quitted her place, almost equally desirous to escape the haughty Turk, who was peculiarly her aversion, and the facetious chimney-sweeper, whose vicinity, either on account of his dress or his conversation, was by no means desirable. She was not, however, displeased that the white domino and the schoolmaster still continued to attend her.
"Pray, look," said the white domino, as they entered another apartment, "at that figure of Hope; is there any in the room half so expressive of despondency?"
"The reason, however," answered the schoolmaster, "is obvious; that light and beautiful silver anchor upon which she reclines presents an occasion irresistible for an att.i.tude of elegant dejection; and the a.s.sumed character is always given up where an opportunity offers to display any beauty, or manifest any perfection in the dear proper person!"
"But why," said Cecilia, "should she a.s.sume the character of _Hope_?
Could she not have been equally dejected and equally elegant as Niobe, or some tragedy queen?"
"But she does not a.s.sume the character," answered the schoolmaster, "she does not even think of it: the dress is her object, and that alone fills up all her ideas. Enquire of almost any body in the room concerning the persons they seem to represent, and you will find their ignorance more gross than you can imagine; they have not once thought upon the subject; accident, or convenience, or caprice has alone directed their choice."
A tall and elegant youth now approached them, whose laurels and harp announced Apollo. The white domino immediately enquired of him if the noise and turbulence of the company had any chance of being stilled into silence and rapture by the divine music of the inspired G.o.d?
"No," answered he, pointing to the room in which was erected the new gallery, and whence, as he spoke, issued the sound of a _hautboy_, "there is a flute playing there already."
"O for a Midas," cried the white domino, "to return to this leather-eared G.o.d the disgrace he received from him!"
They now proceeded to the apartment which had been lately fitted up for refreshments, and which was so full of company that they entered it with difficulty. And here they were again joined by Minerva, who, taking Cecilia"s hand, said, "Lord, how glad I am you"ve got away from that frightful black mask! I can"t conceive who he is; n.o.body can find out; it"s monstrous odd, but he has not spoke a word all night, and he makes such a shocking noise when people touch him, that I a.s.sure you it"s enough to put one in a fright."
"And pray," cried the schoolmaster, disguising his voice, "how camest thou to take the helmet of Minerva for a fool"s cap?"
"Lord, I have not," cried she, innocently, "why, the whole dress is Minerva"s; don"t you see?"
"My dear child," answered he, "thou couldst as well with that little figure pa.s.s for a Goliath, as with that little wit for a Pallas."
Their attention was now drawn from the G.o.ddess of wisdom to a mad Edgar, who so vehemently ran about the room calling out "Poor Tom"s a cold!"