"I recommended the telegraph because it"s my wife"s own style, and comes better from wires," said the captain, as they were putting on their overcoats in the hall. "You must know the family. "Deeds not words"
would serve for their motto. She hates writing, and doesn"t much love talking. Pat "ll lengthen her sentences for her. She"s fond of Adiante, and she sympathises with her brother Edward made a grandfather through the instrumentality of that foreign hooknose; and Patrick must turn the two dagger sentiments to a sort of love-knot and there"s the task he"ll have to work out in his letter to Miss Caroline. It"s fun about Colonel Arthur not going. He"s to meet the burning Miss Mattock, who has gold on her crown and a lot on her treasury, Phil, my boy! but I"m bound in honour not to propose it. And a nice girl, a prize; afresh healthy girl; and brains: the very girl! But she"s jotted down for the Adisters, if Colonel Arthur can look lower than his nose and wag his tongue a bit.
She"s one to be a mother of stout ones that won"t run up big doctors"
bills or ask a.s.sistance in growing. Her name"s plain Jane, and she "s a girl to breed conquerors; and the same you may say of her brother John, who "s a mighty fit man, good at most things, though he counts his fortune in millions, which I"ve heard is lighter for a beggar to perform than in pounds, but he can count seven, and beat any of us easy by showing them millions! We might do something for them at home with a million or two, Phil. It all came from the wedding of a railway contractor, who sprang from the wedding of a spade and a clod--and probably called himself Mattock at his birth, no shame to him."
"You"re for the city," said Philip, after they had walked down the street.
"Not I," said Con. "Let them play Vesuvius down there. I"ve got another in me: and I can"t stop their eruption, and they wouldn"t relish mine.
I know a little of d.i.c.k Martin, who called on the people to resist, and housed the man Liffey after his firing the shot, and I"m off to Peter M"Christy, his brother-in-law. I"ll see Distell too. I must know if it signifies the trigger, or I"m agitated about nothing. Dr. Forbery"ll be able to tell how far they mean going for a patriotic song.
"For we march in ranks to the laurelled banks, On the bright horizon shining, Though the fields between run red on the green, And many a wife goes pining."
Will you come, Phil?"
"I "m under orders."
"You won"t engage yourself by coming."
"I"m in for the pull if I join hands."
"And why not?--inside the law, of course."
"While your Barney skirmishes outside!"
"And when the poor fellow"s cranium"s cracking to fling his cap in the air, and physician and politician are agreed it"s good for him to do it, or he"ll go mad and be a dangerous lunatic! Phil, it must be a blow now and then for these people over here, else there"s no teaching their imaginations you"re in earnest; for they"ve got heads that open only to hard raps, these English; and where injustice rules, and you"d spread a light of justice, a certain lot of us must give up the ghost--naturally on both sides. Law"s law, and life"s life, so long as you admit that the law is bad; and in that case, it"s big misery and chronic disease to let it be and at worst a jump and tumble into the next world, of a score or two of us if we have a wrestle with him. But shake the old villain; hang on him and shake him. Bother his wig, if he calls himself Law. That "s how we dust the corruption out of him for a bite or two in return. Such is humanity, Phil: and you must allow for the roundabout way of moving to get into the straight road at last. And I see what you"re for saying: a roundabout eye won"t find it! You"re wrong where there are dozens of corners. Logic like yours, my boy, would have you go on picking at the Gordian Knot till it became a jacka.s.ses" race between you and the rope which was to fall to pieces last.--There "s my old girl at the stall, poor soul! See her!"
Philip had signalled a cabman to stop. He stood facing his cousin with a close-lipped smile that summarised his opinion and made it readable.
"I have no time for an introduction to her this morning," he said.
"You won"t drop in on Distell to hear the latest brewing? And, by the by, Phil, tell us, could you give us a hint for packing five or six hundred rifles and a couple of pieces of cannon?"
Philip stared; he bent a lowering frown on his cousin, with a twitch at his mouth.
"Oh! easy!" Con answered the look; "it"s for another place and harder to get at."
He was eyed suspiciously and he vowed the military weapons were for another destination entirely, the opposite Pole.
"No, you wouldn"t be in for a crazy villainy like that!" said Philip.
"No, nor wink to it," said Con. "But it"s a question about packing cannon and small arms; and you might be useful in dropping a hint or two. The matter"s innocent. It"s not even a subst.i.tution of one form of Government for another: only a change of despots, I suspect. And here"s Mr. John Mattock himself, who"ll corroborate me, as far as we can let you into the secret before we"ve consulted together. And he"s an Englishman and a member of Parliament, and a Liberal though a landlord, a thorough stout Briton and bulldog for the national integrity, not likely to play at arms and ammunition where his country"s prosperity "s concerned. How d" ye do, Mr. Mattock--and opportunely, since it"s my cousin, Captain Philip O"Donnell, aide-de-camp to Sir Charles, fresh from Canada, of whom you"ve heard, I"d like to make you acquainted with, previous to your meeting at my wife"s table tomorrow evening."
Philip bowed to a man whose notion of the ceremony was to nod.
Con took him two steps aside and did all the talking. Mr. Mattock listened attentively the first half-minute, after which it could be perceived that the orator was besieging a post, or in other words a Saxon"s mind made up on a point of common sense. His appearance was redolently marine; his pilot coat, flying necktie and wideish trowsers, a general airiness of style on a solid frame, spoke of the element his blue eyes had dipped their fancy in, from hereditary inclination. The colour of a sandpit was given him by hair and whiskers of yellow-red on a ruddy face. No one could express a negative more emphatically without wording it, though he neither frowned nor gesticulated to that effect.
"Ah!" said Con, abruptly coming to an end after an eloquent appeal. "And I think I"m of your opinion: and the sea no longer dashes at the rock, but makes itself a mirror to the same. She"ll keep her money and nurse her babe, and not be trying risky adventures to turn him into a reigning prince. Only this: you"ll have to persuade her the thing is impossible.
She"ll not take it from any of us. She looks on you as Wisdom in the uniform of a great commander, and if you say a thing can be done it "s done."
"The reverse too, I hope," said Mr. Mattock, nodding and pa.s.sing on his way.
"That I am not so sure of," Con remarked to himself. "There"s a change in a man through a change in his position! Six months or so back, Phil, that man came from Vienna, the devoted slave of the Princess Nikolas.
He"d been there on his father"s business about one of the Danube railways, and he was ready to fill the place of the prince at the head of his phantom body of horse and foot and elsewhere. We talked of his selling her estates for the purchase of arms and the enemy--as many as she had money for. We discussed it as a matter of business. She had bewitched him: and would again, I don"t doubt, if she were here to repeat the dose. But in the interim his father dies, he inherits; and he enters Parliament, and now, mind you, the man who solemnly calculated her chances and speculates on the transmission of rifled arms of the best manufacture and latest invention by his yacht and with his loads of rails, under the noses of the authorities, like a master rebel, and a chivalrous gentleman to boot, pooh poohs the whole affair. You saw him.
Grave as an owl, the dead contrary of his former self!"
"I thought I heard you approve him," said Philip.
"And I do. But the poor girl has ordered her estates to be sold to cast the die, and I "m taking the view of her disappointment, for she believes he can do anything; and if I know the witch, her sole comfort lying in the straw is the prospect of a b.l.o.o.d.y venture for a throne.
The truth is, to my thinking, it"s the only thing she has to help her to stomach her husband."
"But it"s rank idiocy to suppose she can smuggle cannon!" cried Philip.
"But that man Mattock"s not an idiot and he thought she could. And it "s proof he was under a spell. She can work one."
"The country hasn"t a port."
"Round the Euxine and up the Danube, with the British flag at the stern.
I could rather enjoy the adventure. And her prince is called for. He"s promised a good reception when he drops down the river, they say. A bit of a scrimmage on the landing-pier may be, and the first field or two, and then he sits himself, and he waits his turn. The people change their sovereigns as rapidly as a London purse. Two pieces of artillery and two or three hundred men and a trumpet alter the face of the land there. Sometimes a trumpet blown by impudence does it alone. They"re enthusiastic for any new prince. He"s their Weekly Journal or Monthly Magazine. Let them make acquaintance with Adiante Adister, I"d not swear she wouldn"t lay fast hold of them."
Philip signalled to his driver, and Captain Con sang out his dinner-hour for a reminder to punctuality, thoughtful of the feelings of his wife.
CHAPTER XII. MISS MATTOCK
Mrs. Adister O"Donnell, in common with her family, had an extreme dislike of the task of composing epistles, due to the circ.u.mstance that she was unable, unaided, to conceive an idea disconnected with the main theme of her communication, and regarded, as an art of conjuring, the use of words independent of ideas. Her native superiority caused her to despise the art, but the necessity for employing it at intervals subjected her to fits of admiration of the conjurer, it being then evident that a serviceable piece of work, beyond her capacity to do, was lightly performed by another. The lady"s practical intelligence admitted the service, and at the same time her addiction to the practical provoked disdain of so flimsy a genius, which was identified by her with the genius of the Irish race. If Irishmen had not been notoriously fighters, famous for their chivalry, she would have looked on them as a kind of footmen hired to talk and write, whose volubility might be encouraged and their affectionateness deserved by liberal wages. The prompt.i.tude of Irish blood to deliver the war-cry either upon a glove flung down or taken up, raised them to a first place in her esteem: and she was a peaceful woman abhorring sanguinary contention; but it was in her own blood to love such a disposition against her principles.
She led Patrick to her private room, where they both took seats and he selected a pen. Mr. Patrick supposed that his business would be to listen and put her words to paper; a mechanical occupation permitting the indulgence of personal phantasies; and he was flying high on them until the extraordinary delicacy of the mind seeking to deliver itself forced him to p.r.i.c.k up all his apprehensiveness. She wished to convey that she was pleased with the news from Vienna, and desired her gratification to be imparted to her niece Caroline, yet not so as to be opposed to the peculiar feelings of her brother Edward, which had her fullest sympathy; and yet Caroline must by no means be requested to alter a sentence referring to Adiante, for that would commit her and the writer jointly to an insincerity.
"It must be the whole truth, madam," said Patrick, and he wrote: "My dear Caroline," to get the start. At once a magnificently clear course for the complicated letter was distinguished by him. "Can I write on and read it to you afterward? I have the view," he said.
Mrs. Adister waved to him to write on.
Patrick followed his "My dear Caroline" with greetings very warm, founded on a report of her flourishing good looks. The decision of Government to send reinforcements to Ireland was mentioned as a prelude to the information from Vienna of the birth of a son to the Princess Nikolas: and then; having conjoined the two entirely heterogeneous pieces of intelligence, the composer adroitly interfused them by a careless transposition of the prelude and the burden that enabled him to play ad libitum on regrets and rejoicings; by which device the lord of Earlsfont might be offered condolences while the lady could express her strong contentment, inasmuch as he deplored the state of affairs in the sister island, and she was glad of a crisis concluding a term of suspense thus the foreign-born baby was denounced and welcomed, the circ.u.mstances lamented and the mother congratulated, in a breath, all under cover of the happiest misunderstanding, as effective as the cabalism of Prospero"s wand among the Neapolitan mariners, by the skilful Irish development on a grand scale of the rhetorical figure anastrophe, or a turning about and about.
He read it out to her, enjoying his composition and pleased with his reconcilement of differences. "So you say what you feel yourself, madam, and allow for the feelings on the other side," he remarked. "Shall I fold it?
There was a smoothness in the letter particularly agreeable to her troubled wits, but with an awful taste. She hesitated to a.s.sent: it seemed like a drug that she was offered.
Patrick sketched a series of hooked noses on the blotter. He heard a lady"s name announced at the door, and glancing up from his work he beheld a fiery vision.
Mrs. Adister addressed her affectionately: "My dear Jane!" Patrick was introduced to Miss Mattock.
His first impression was that the young lady could wrestle with him and render it doubtful of his keeping his legs. He was next engaged in imagining that she would certainly burn and be a light in the dark. Afterwards he discovered her feelings to be delicate, her looks pleasant. Thereupon came one of the most singular sensations he had ever known: he felt that he was unable to see the way to please her. She confirmed it by her remarks and manner of speaking. Apparently she was conducting a business.
"You"re right, my dear Mrs. Adister, I"m on my way to the Laundry, and I called to get Captain Con to drive there with me and worry the manageress about the linen they turn out: for gentlemen are complaining of their shirt-fronts, and if we get a bad name with them it will ruin us. Women will listen to a man. I hear he has gone down to the city. I must go and do it alone. Our accounts are flourishing, I"m glad to say, though we cannot yet afford to pay for a secretary, and we want one.
John and I verified them last night. We"re aiming at steam, you know.
In three or four years we may found a steam laundry on our acc.u.mulated capital. If only we can establish it on a scale to let us give employment to at least as many women as we have working now! That is what I want to hear of. But if we wait for a great rival steam laundry to start ahead of us, we shall be beaten and have to depend on the charitable sentiments of rich people to support the Inst.i.tution. And that won"t do. So it"s a serious question with us to think of taking the initiative: for steam must come. It "s a scandal every day that it doesn"t while we have coal. I"m for grand measures. At the same time we must not be imprudent: turning off hands, even temporarily, that have to feed infants, would be quite against my policy."