Intelligently certainly compared with our English. We do not get the best of them in London. For that matter, we do not get the best of the English--not the women of the north. We have to put up with the rejected of other and better-paying departments of work. It breaks my heart sometimes to see how near they are to doing well, but for such a little want of ballast."
"If they"re Irish," said Patrick, excited by the breaking of her heart, "a whisper of cajolery in season is often the secret."
Captain Con backed him for diplomacy. "You"ll learn he has a head, Miss Mattock."
"I am myself naturally blunt, and prefer the straightforward method,"
said she.
Patrick nodded. "But where there"s an obstruction in the road, it"s permissible to turn a corner."
"Take "em in flank when you can"t break their centre," said Con.
"Well, you shall really try whether you can endure the work for a short time if you are in earnest," Miss Mattock addressed the volunteer.
"But I am," he said.
"We are too poor at present to refuse the smallest help."
"And mine is about the smallest."
"I did not mean that, Mr. O"Donnell."
"But you"ll have me?"
"Gladly."
Captain Con applauded the final words between them. They had the genial ring, though she accepted the wrong young man for but a shadow of the right sort of engagement.
This being settled, by the sudden combination of enthusiastic Irish impulse and benevolent English scheming, she very considerately resigned herself to Mrs. Adister"s lead and submitted herself to a further jolting in the unprogressive conversational coach with Colonel Adister, whose fault as a driver was not in avoiding beaten ways, but whipping wooden horses.
Evidently those two were little adapted to make the journey of life together, though they were remarkably fine likenesses of a pair in the dead midway of the journey, Captain Con reflected, and he could have jumped at the thought of Patrick"s cleverness: it was the one bright thing of the evening. There was a clear gain in it somewhere. And if there was none, Jane Mattock was a good soul worth saving. Why not all the benefaction on our side, and a figo for rewards! Devotees or adventurers, he was ready in imagination to see his cousins play the part of either, as the cross-roads offered, the heavens appeared to decree. We turn to the right or the left, and this way we"re voluntary drudges, and that way we"re lucky dogs; it"s all according to the turn, the fate of it. But never forget that old Ireland is weeping!
O never forget that old Ireland is weeping The bitter salt tears of the mother bereft!
He hummed the spontaneous lines. He was accused of singing to himself, and a song was vigorously demanded of him by the ladies.
He shook his head. "I can"t," he sighed. "I was plucking the drowned body of a song out of the waters to give it decent burial. And if I sing I shall be charged with casting a firebrand at Mr. Rockney."
Rockney a.s.sured him that he could listen to anything in verse.
"Observe the sneer:--for our verses are smoke," said Con.
Miss Mattock pressed him to sing.
But he had saddened his mind about old Ireland: the Irish news weighed heavily on him, unrelieved by a tussle with Rockney. If he sang, it would be an Irish song, and he would break down in it, he said; and he hinted at an objection of his wife"s to spirited Irish songs of the sort which carry the sons of Erin bounding over the fences of tyranny and the brook of tears. And perhaps Mr. Rockney might hear a tale in verse as hard to bear as he sometimes found Irish prose!--Miss Mattock perceived that his depression was genuine, not less than his desire to please her.
"Then it shall be on another occasion," she said.
"Oh! on another occasion I"m the lark to the sky, my dear lady."
Her carriage was announced. She gave Patrick a look, with a smile, for it was to be a curious experiment. He put on the proper gravity of a young man commissioned, without a dimple of a smile. Philip bowed to her stiffly, as we bow to a commanding officer who has insulted us and will hear of it. But for that, Con would have manoeuvred against his wife to send him downstairs at the lady"s heels. The fellow was a perfect riddle, hard to read as the zebra lines on the skin of a wild jacka.s.s--if Providence intended any meaning when she traced them! and it"s a moot point: as it is whether some of our poets have meaning and are not composers of zebra. "No one knows but them above!" he said aloud, apparently to his wife.
"What can you be signifying?" she asked him. She had deputed Colonel Arthur to conduct Miss Mattock and Miss Barrow to their carriage, and she supposed the sentence might have a mysterious reference to the plan she had formed; therefore it might be a punishable offence. Her small round eyes were wide-open, her head was up and high.
She was easily appeased, too easily.
"The question of rain, madam," he replied to her repet.i.tion of his words. "I dare say that was what I had in my mind, hearing Mr. Mattock and Mr. Rockney agree to walk in company to their clubs."
He proposed to them that they should delay the march on a visit to his cabin near the clouds. They were forced to decline his invitation to the gentle lion"s mouth; as did Mr. Rumford, very briskly and thankfully.
Mr. Rockney was taken away by Mr. and Mrs. Marbury d.y.k.e. So the party separated, and the Englishmen were together, and the Irishmen together; and hardly a syllable relating to the Englishmen did the Irishmen say, beyond an allusion to an accident to John Mattock"s yacht off the Irish west-coast last autumn; but the Irishmen were subjected to some remarks by the Englishmen, wherein their qualities as individuals and specimens of a race were critically and neatly packed. Common sense is necessarily critical in its collision with vapours, and the conscious possessors of an exclusive common sense are called on to deliver a summary verdict, nor is it an unjust one either, if the verdict be taken simply for an estimate of what is presented upon the plain surface of to-day. Irishmen are queer fellows, never satisfied, thirsting for a shindy. Some of them get along pretty well in America. The air of their Ireland intoxicates them. They require the strong hand: fair legislation, but no show of weakness. Once let them imagine you are afraid of them, and they see perfect independence in their grasp. And what would be the spectacle if they were to cut themselves loose from England? The big ship might be inconvenienced by the loss of the tender; the tender would fall adrift on the Atlantic, with pilot and captain at sword and pistol, the crew playing Donnybrook freely. Their cooler heads are shrewd enough to see the folly, but it catches the Irish fancy to rush to the extreme, and we have allowed it to be supposed that it frightens us. There is the capital blunder, fons et origo.
Their leaders now pretend to work upon the Great Scale; they demand everything on the spot upon their own interpretation of equity.
Concessions, hazy speeches, and the puling nonsense of our present Government, have encouraged them so far and got us into the mess. Treat them as policemen treat highwaymen: give them the law: and the law must be tightened, like the hold on a rogue by his collar, if they kick at it. Rockney was for sharp measures in repression, fair legislation in due course.
"Fair legislation upon your own interpretation of fair," said Mattock, whose party opposed Rockney"s. "As to repression, you would have missed that instructive scene this evening at Con O"Donnell"s table, if you had done him the kindness to pick up his glove. It "s wisest to let them exhaust their energies upon one another. Hold off, and they"re soon at work."
"What kind of director of a City Company does he make?" said Rockney.
Mattock bethought him that, on the whole, strange to say, Con O"Donnell comported himself decorously as a director, generally speaking on the reasonable side, not without shrewdness: he seemed to be sobered by the money question.
"That wife of his is the salvation of him," Rockney said, to account for the Captain"s shrewdness. "She manages him cleverly. He knows the length of his line. She"s a woman of principle, and barring the marriage, good sense too. His wife keeps him quiet, or we should be hearing of him.
Forbery "s a more dangerous man. There"s no intentional mischief in Con O"Donnell; it"s only effervescence. I saw his game, and declined to uncork him. He talks of a niece of his wife"s: have you ever seen her?--married to some Servian or Roumanian prince."
Mattock answered: "Yes."
"Is she such a beauty?"
Again Mattock answered: "Yes," after affecting thoughtfulness.
"They seem to marry oddly in that family."
Mattock let fly a short laugh at the remark, which had the ring of some current phrase. "They do," he said.
Next morning Jane Mattock spoke to her brother of her recruit. He entirely trusted to her discretion; the idea of a young Irish secretary was rather comical, nevertheless. He had his joke about it, requesting to have a sight of the secretary"s books at the expiry of the week, which was the length of time he granted this ardent volunteer for evaporating and vanishing.
"If it releases poor Grace for a week, it will be useful to us," Jane said. "Women are educated so shamefully that we have not yet found one we can rely on as a competent person. And Mr. O"Donnell--did you notice him? I told you I met him a day or two back--seems willing to be of use.
It cannot hurt him to try. Grace has too much on her hands."
"She has a dozen persons."
"They are zealous when they are led."
"Beware of letting them suspect that they are led."
"They are anxious to help the poor if they can discover how."
"Good men, I don"t doubt," said John Mattock. "Any proposals from curates recently?"
"Not of late. Captain O"Donnell, the brother of our secretary, is handsomer, but we do not think him so trustworthy. Did you observe him at all?--he sat by me. He has a conspirator"s head."