"Mm. And to a man, these glorified mailmen report to Commodore Boothe, head of ImpSec Communications, Komarr. With one exception." Vorreedi"s gaze intensified. "You are listed as reporting directly to Simon Illyan himself. Who reports to Emperor Gregor. The only other person I know of offhand in a chain of command that short is the Chief of Staff of the Imperial Service. It"s an interesting anomaly. How do you explain it?"
"How do I explain it?" Miles echoed, temporizing. He thought briefly of replying, I never explain anything, except that was both 1) already evident and 2) clearly not the answer Vorreedi was looking for. "Why... every once in a while Emperor Gregor needs a personal errand run for himself or his household which is too trivial, or too inappropriate, to a.s.sign to working military personnel. Perhaps he wants, say, an ornamental breadfruit bush brought from the planet Pol to be planted in the garden of the Imperial Residence. They send me."
"That"s a good explanation," Vorreedi agreed blandly. There was a short silence. "And do you have an equally good story for how you acquired this pleasant job?"
"Nepotism, obviously. Since I am clearly," Miles"s smile thinned, "physically unfit for normal duties, this post was manufactured for me by my family connections."
"Hm." Vorreedi sat back, and rubbed his chin. "Now," he said distantly, "if you were a covert ops agent here on a mission from G.o.d," meaning Simon Illyan-same thing, from the ImpSec point of view, "you should have arrived with some sort of Render all due a.s.sistance order. Then a poor ImpSec local man might know where he stood with you."
If I don"t get this man under control, he can and will nail my boots to the floor of the emba.s.sy, and Lord X will have no impediment at all to his baroque bid for chaos and empire. "Yes, sir," Miles took a breath, "and so would anyone else who saw it."
Vorreedi glanced up, startled. "Does ImpSec Command suspect a leak in my communications?"
"Not as far as I know. But as a lowly courier, I can"t ask questions, can I?"
By the slight widening of his eyes, Vorreedi caught the joke. A subtle man indeed. "From the moment you set foot on Eta Ceta, Lord Vorkosigan, I have not noticed you stop asking questions."
"A personal failing."
"And... do you have any supporting evidence for your explanation of yourself?"
"Certainly." Miles stared thoughtfully into the air, as if about to pull his words from the thinnest part. "Consider, sir. All other ImpSec courier officers have an implanted allergy to fast-penta. It renders them interrogation-proof to illicit questioners, at fatal cost. Due to my rank and relations, that was judged too dangerous a procedure to do to me. Therefore, I am qualified for only the lowest-security sort of missions. It"s all nepotism."
"Very... convincing."
"It wouldn"t be much good if it weren"t, sir."
"True." Another long pause. "Is there anything else you"d like to tell me-Lieutenant?"
"When I return to Barrayar, I will be giving a complete report of my m-excursion to Simon Illyan. I"m afraid you"ll have to apply to him. It is definitely not within my authority to try and guess what he will wish to tell you."
There, whew. He"d told no lies at all, technically, even by implication. Yeah. Be sure and point that out when they play a transcript of this conversation at your future court-martial. But if Vorreedi chose to construe that Miles was a covert ops agent working on the highest levels and in utmost secrecy, it was no less than perfectly true. The fact that his mission here was spontaneously self-appointed and not a.s.signed from above was... another order of problem altogether.
"I... could add a philosophical observation."
"Please do, my lord."
"You don"t hire a genius to solve the most intractable imaginable problem, and then hedge him around with a lot of rules, nor try to micro-manage him from two weeks" distance. You turn him loose. If all you need is somebody to follow orders, you can hire an idiot. In fact, an idiot would be better suited."
Vorreedi"s fingers drummed lightly on his comconsole desk. Miles felt the man might have tackled an intractable problem or two himself, in his past. Vorreedi"s brows rose. "And do you consider yourself a genius, Lord Vorkosigan?" he asked softly. Vorreedi"s tone of voice made Miles"s skin crawl, it reminded him so much of his father"s when Count Vorkosigan was about to spring some major verbal trap.
"My intelligence evaluations are in my personnel file, sir."
"I"ve read it. That"s why we"re having this conversation." Vorreedi blinked, slowly, like a lizard. "No rules at all?"
"Well, one rule, maybe. Deliver success or pay with your a.s.s."
"You have held your current post for almost three years, I see, Lieutenant Vorkosigan....Your a.s.s is still intact, is it?"
"Last time I checked, sir." For the next five days, maybe.
"This suggests astonishing authority and autonomy."
"No authority at all. Just responsibility."
"Oh, dear." Vorreedi pursed his lips very thoughtfully indeed. "You have my sympathy, Lord Vorkosigan."
"Thank you, sir. I need it." Into the all-too-meditative silence that followed Miles added, "Do we know if Lord Yenaro survived the night?"
"He disappeared, so we think he has. He was last seen leaving the Moon Garden Hall with a roll of carpet over his shoulder." Vorreedi c.o.c.ked an inquiring eye at Miles. "I have no explanation for the carpet."
Miles ignored the broad hint, responding instead with, "Are you so sure that disappearance equates with his survival? What about his stalker?"
"Hm." Vorreedi smiled. "Shortly after we left him he was picked up by the Cetagandan Civil Police, who still have him in close custody."
"They did this on their own?"
"Let"s say they received an anonymous tip. It seemed the socially responsible thing to do. But I must say, the Civils responded to it with admirable efficiency. He appears to be of interest to them for some previous work."
"Did he have time to report in to his employers, before he was canned?"
"No."
So, Lord X was in an information vacuum this morning. He wouldn"t like that one bit. The misfire of yesterday"s plot must make him frantically frustrated. He wouldn"t know what had gone wrong, or if Yenaro had realized his intended fate, though Yenaro"s disappearance and subsequent non- communication would surely be a fat clue. Yenaro was now as loose a cannon as Miles and Ivan. Which of them would be first on Lord X"s. .h.i.t list after this? Would Yenaro go seeking protection to some authority, or would the rumor of treason frighten him off?
And what method could Lord X come up with for disposing of the Barrayaran envoys one- half so baroque and perfect as Yenaro had been? Yenaro was a masterpiece, as far as the art of a.s.sa.s.sination went, beautifully ch.o.r.eographed in three movements and a crescendo. Now all that elaborate effort was wasted. Lord X would be as livid at the spoiling of his lovely pattern as at the failure of his plot, Miles swore. And he was an anxious impatient artist who couldn"t leave well enough alone, who had to add those clever little touches. The kind of person who, as a child given his first garden, would dig up the seeds to see if they"d sprouted yet. (Miles felt a tiny twinge of sympathy for Lord X.) Yes, indeed, Lord X, playing for great stakes and losing both time and his inhibitions, was now well and cla.s.sically primed to make a major mistake.
Why am I not so sure that"s such a great idea?
"More to add, Lord Vorkosigan?" said Vorreedi.
"Hm? No. Just, uh, thinking." Besides, it would only upset you.
"I would request, as the emba.s.sy officer ultimately responsible for your personal safety as an official envoy, that you and Lord Vorpatril end your social contacts with a man who is apparently involved in a lethal Cetagandan vendetta."
"Yenaro is of no further interest to me. I wish him no harm. My real priority is in identifying the man who supplied him with that fountain."
Vorreedi"s brows rose in mild reproach. "You might have said so earlier."
"Hindsight," said Miles, "is always better."
"That"s for d.a.m.ned sure," sighed Vorreedi, in a voice of experience. He scratched his nose, and sat back. "There is another reason I called you here this morning, Lord Vorkosigan. Ghem-Colonel Benin has requested a second interview with you."
"Has he? Same as before?" Miles kept his voice from squeaking.
"Not quite. He specifically requested to speak with both you and Lord Vorpatril. In fact, he"s on his way now. But you can refuse the interview if you wish."
"No, that"s... that"s fine. In fact, I"d like to talk to Benin again. I, ah... shall I go fetch Ivan, then, sir?" Miles rose to his feet. Bad, bad idea to let the two suspects consult before the interrogation, but then, this wasn"t Vorreedi"s case. How fully had Miles convinced the man of his secret clout?
"Go ahead," said Vorreedi affably. "Though I must say..."
Miles paused.
"I do not see how Lord Vorpatril fits into this. He"s no courier officer. And his records are as transparent as gla.s.s."
"A lot of people are baffled by Ivan, sir. But... sometimes, even a genius needs someone who can follow orders."
Miles tried not to scamper, hustling down the corridor to Ivan"s quarters. The luxury of privacy their status had bought them was about to come to a screeching halt, he suspected. If Vorreedi didn"t turn on the bugs in both their rooms after this, the man either had supernatural self-control or was brain dead. And the protocol officer was the voraciously curious type; it went with his job.
Ivan unlocked his door with a drawl of "Enter," at Miles"s impatient knock. Miles found his cousin sitting up in bed, half-dressed in green trousers and cream shirt, leafing through a pile of hand- calligraphed colored papers with an abstracted and not particularly happy air.
"Ivan. Get up. Get dressed. We"re about to have an interview with Colonel Vorreedi and ghem-Colonel Benin."
"Confession at last, thank G.o.d!" Ivan tossed the papers up in the air and fell backward on his bed with a woof of relief.
"No. Not exactly. But I need you to let me do most of the talking, and confirm whatever I a.s.sert."
"Oh, d.a.m.n." Ivan frowned up at the ceiling. "What now?"
"Benin has to have been investigating Ba Lura"s movements, the day before its death. I"m guessing he"s traced the Ba to our little encounter at the pod dock. I don"t want to screw up his investigation. In fact, I want it to succeed, at least as far as identifying the Ba"s murderer. So he needs as many real facts as possible."
"Real facts. As opposed to what other kind of facts?"
"We absolutely can"t bring up any mention of the Great Key, or the haut Rian. I figure we can tell events exactly as they happened, just leave out that one tiny detail."
"You figure, do you? You must be using a different kind of math than the rest of the universe does. Do you realize how p.i.s.sed Vorreedi and the Amba.s.sador are going to be about our concealing that little incident?"
"I"ve got Vorreedi under control, temporarily. He thinks I"m on a mission from Simon Illyan."
"That means you aren"t. I knew it!" Ivan groaned, and pulled a pillow over his face, and squashed it tight.
Miles pulled it out of his grasp. "I am now. Or I would be, if Illyan knew what I know. Bring that nerve disrupter. But don"t pull it out unless I tell you to."
"I am not shooting your commanding officer for you."
"You"re not shooting anybody. And anyway, Vorreedi"s not my commander." That could be an important legal point, later. "I may want it for evidence. But not unless the subject comes up. We volunteer nothing."
"Never volunteer, yes, that"s the ticket! You"re catching on at last, coz!"
"Shut up. Get up." Miles threw Ivan"s undress uniform jacket across his prostrate form. "This is important! But you have to stay absolutely cool. I may be completely off-base, and panicking prematurely."
"I don"t think so. I think you"re panicking post-maturely. In fact, if you were panicking any later it would be practically posthumously. I"ve been panicking for days."
Miles tossed Ivan his half-boots, with ruthless finality. Ivan shook his head, sat up, and began pulling them on.
"Do you remember," Ivan sighed, "that time in the back garden at Vorkosigan House, when you"d been reading all those military histories about the Cetagandan prison camps during the invasion, and you decided we had to dig an escape tunnel? Except it was you who did all the designing, and me and Elena who did all the digging?"
"We were about eight," said Miles defensively. "The medics were still working on my bones. I was still pretty friable then."
"-and the tunnel collapsed on me?" Ivan went on dreamily. "And I was under there for hours?"
"It wasn"t hours. It was minutes. Sergeant Bothari had you out of there in practically no time."
"It seemed like hours to me. I can still taste the dirt. It got stuffed up my nose, too." Ivan rubbed his nose in memory. "Mother would still be having the fit, if Aunt Cordelia hadn"t sat on her."
"We were stupid little kids. What has this got to do with anything?"
"Nothing, I suppose. I just woke up thinking about it, this morning." Ivan stood up, fastened his tunic, and pulled it straight. "I never believed I"d miss Sergeant Bothari, but I think I do now. Who"s going to dig me out this time?"
Miles wanted to snap out a sharp rejoinder, but shivered instead. I miss Bothari too. He had almost forgotten how much, till Ivan"s words. .h.i.t the scar of his regret, that secret little pocket of anguish that never seemed to drain. Major mistakes... Dammit, a man walking a tight-wire didn"t need someone shouting from the sidelines how far down the drop was, or what lousy balance he had. It wasn"t like he didn"t know; but what he most needed was to forget. Even a momentary loss of concentration-of self- confidence-of forward momentum, could be fatal. "Do me a favor, Ivan. Don"t try to think. You"ll hurt yourself. Just follow orders, huh?"
Ivan bared his teeth in a non-smile, and followed Miles out the door.
They met with ghem-Colonel Benin in the same little conference room as before, but this time, Vorreedi rode shotgun personally, dispensing with the guard. The two colonels were just finishing the amenities and sitting down as Miles and Ivan entered, by which sign Miles hoped they"d had less time to compare notes than he and Ivan"d had. Benin was dressed again in his formal red uniform and lurid face paint, freshly and perfectly applied. By the time they"d all finished going through the polite greetings once more, and everyone was reseated, Miles had his breathing and heartbeat under control. Ivan concealed his nerves in an expression of blank benevolence that made him look, in Miles"s opinion, remarkably sappy.
"Lord Vorkosigan," ghem-Colonel Benin began. "I understand you work as a courier officer."
"When I"m on duty." Miles decided to repeat the party line for Benin"s benefit. "It"s an honorable task, that"s not too physically demanding for me."
"And do you like your duties?"
Miles shrugged. "I like the travel. And, ah... it gets me out of the way, an advantage that cuts two ways. You know about Barrayar"s backward att.i.tude to mutations." Miles thought of Yenaro s longing for a post. "And it gives me an official position, makes me somebody"
"I can understand that," conceded Benin.
Yeah, I thought you would.
"But you"re not on courier duty now?"
"Not this trip. We were to give our diplomatic duties our undivided attention, and, it was hoped, maybe acquire a little polish."
"And Lord Vorpatril here is a.s.signed to Operations, is that right?"
"Desk work," Ivan sighed. "I keep hoping for ship duty."
Not really true, Miles reflected; Ivan adored being a.s.signed to HQ at the capital, where he kept up his own apartment and a social life that was the envy of his brother-officers. Ivan just wished his mother Lady Vorpatril might be a.s.signed ship duty, someplace far away.
"Hm." Benin"s hands twitched, as if in memory of sorting stacks of plastic flimsies. He drew breath, and looked Miles straight in the eyes. "So, Lord Vorkosigan-the funeral rotunda was not the first time you saw the Ba Lura, was it?"
Benin was trying for the rattling unexpected straight shot, to unnerve his quarry. "Correct," Miles answered, with a smile.
Expecting denial, Benin already had his mouth open for the second strike, probably the presentation of some telling piece of evidence that would give the Barrayaran the lie. He had to close it again, and start over. "If... if you wished to keep it a secret, why did you as much as flat tell me to look where I would be sure to find you? And," his tone sharpened with baffled annoyance, "if you didn"t want to keep it a secret, why didn"t you tell me about it in the first place?"
"It provided an interesting test of your competence. I wanted to know if it would be worth my while to persuade you to share your results. Believe me, my first encounter with the Ba Lura is as much a mystery to me as I"m sure it is to you."
Even from beneath the gaudy face paint, the look Benin gave Miles reminded him forcibly of the look he got all too often from superiors. He even capitalized it in his mind, The Look. In a weird backhanded way, it made him feel quite comfortable with Benin. His smile became slightly cheerier.
"And... how did you encounter the Ba?" said Benin.