Spiraling in from the other side a moment or two after Miles came a Cetagandan ghem-lord, tall and lean. The face rising up out of his dark and flowing robes was young; the fellow was not much older than Ivan and himself, Miles guessed. He was square-skulled, with prominent round cheekbones. One cheekbone was decorated with a circular patch, a decal, Miles realized, a stylized swirl of color identifying the man"s rank and clan. It was a shrunken version of the full face paint a few other Cetagandans present wore, an avant-garde youth fashion currently being disapproved of by the older generation. Was he come to rescue his lady from Ivan"s attentions?
"Lady Gelle," he bowed slightly, and "Lord Yenaro," she responded with a precisely graded inclination of her head, by which Miles gathered that 1) she had a higher status in the ghem-community than the man, and 2) he was not her husband or brother-Ivan was probably safe.
"I see you have found some of the galactic exotics you were longing for," said Lord Yenaro to her.
She smiled back at him. The effect was downright blinding, and Miles found himself wishing she"d smile at him even though he knew better. Lord Yenaro, doubtless inoculated by a lifetime of exposure to ghem-ladies, seemed immune. "Lord Yenaro, this is Lieutenant Lord Ivan Vorpatril of Barrayar, and, ah--?" Her lashes swept down over her eyes, indicating Ivan should introduce Miles, a gesture as sharp and evocative as if she"d tapped Ivan"s wrist with a fan.
"My cousin, Lieutenant Lord Miles Vorkosigan," Ivan supplied smoothly, on cue.
"Ah, the Barrayaran envoys!" Lord Yenaro bowed more deeply. "What luck to meet you."
Miles and Ivan both returned decent nods; Miles made sure the inclination of his head was slightly shallower than his cousin"s, a fine gradation alas probably spoiled by the angle of view.
"We have an historical connection, Lord Vorkosigan," Yenaro went on. "Famous ancestors."
Miles"s adrenaline level shot up. Oh, d.a.m.n, this is some relative of the late ghem-General Estanis, and he"s out to get the son of Aral Vorkosigan....
"You are the grandson of General Count Piotr Vorkosigan, are you not?"
Ah. Ancient history, not recent. Miles relaxed slightly. "Indeed."
"I am in a sense your opposite number, then. My grandfather was ghem-General Yenaro."
"Oh, the unfortunate commander of the, uh, what do you folks call it? The Barrayaran Expedition? The Barrayaran Reconnaissance?" Ivan put in.
"The ghem-general who lost the Barrayaran War," Yenaro said bluntly.
"Really, Yenaro, must you bring him up?" said Lady Gelle. Did she actually want to hear the end of Ivan"s story? Miles could have told her a much funnier one, about the time on training maneuvers when Ivan had led his patrol into gluey waist-deep mud, and they"d all had to be winched out by hovercar....
"I am not a proponent of the hero-theory of disaster," Miles said diplomatically. "General Yenaro had the misfortune to be the last of five successive ghem-generals who lost the Barrayaran War, and thus the sole inheritor of a, as it were, tontine of blame."
"Oh, well put," murmured Ivan. Yenaro too smiled.
"Do I understand that thing in the lobby is yours, Yenaro?" the girl inquired, clearly hoping to steer the conversation away from a fast downslide into military history. "A trifle ba.n.a.l for your crowd, isn"t it? My mother liked it."
"It is but a practice piece." A slightly ironic bow acknowledged this mixed review. "The Marilacans were delighted with it. True courtesy considers the tastes of the recipient. It has some levels of subtlety only apparent when you walk through it."
"I thought you were specializing in the incense contests."
"I"m branching out into other media. Though I still maintain scent is a subtler sense than sight. You must let me mix for you sometime. That civet-jasmine blend you"re wearing tonight absolutely clashes with the third-level formal style of your dress, you know."
Her smile went thin. "Does it."
Miles"s imagination supplied background music, a sc.r.a.pe of rapiers, and a Take that, varlet! He tamped down a grin.
"Beautiful dress," Ivan put in earnestly. "You smell great."
"Mm, yes, speaking of your craving for the exotic," Lord Yenaro said to Lady Gelle, "did you know that Lord Vorpatril here is a biological birth?"
The girl"s feather-faint brows drew in, making a tiny crease in her flawless forehead. "All births are biological, Yenaro."
"Ah, but no. The original sort of biology. From his mother"s body."
"Eeeuu." Her nose wrinkled in horror. "Really, Yenaro. You are so obnoxious tonight. Mother is right, you and your retro-avant crowd are going to go too far one of these days. You are in danger of becoming someone not to know, instead of someone famous." Her distaste was directed at Yenaro, but she shifted farther from Ivan, Miles noticed.
"When fame eludes, notoriety may serve," said Yenaro, shrugging.
I was a replicator birth, Miles thought of putting in brightly, but didn"t, just goes to show, you can never tell. Except for the brain damage, Ivan had better luck than I...
"Good evening, Lord Yenaro." She tossed her head and moved off. Ivan looked dismayed.
"Pretty girl, but her mind is so unformed," murmured Yenaro, as if to explain why they were better off without her company. But he looked uncomfortable.
"So, uh... you chose an artistic career over a military one, did you, Lord Yenaro?" Miles tried to fill the breach.
"Career?" Lord Yenaro"s mouth quirked. "No, I am an amateur, of course. Commercial considerations are the death of true taste. But I hope to achieve some small stature, in my own way."
Miles trusted that last wasn"t a double entendre of some sort. They followed Lord Yenaro"s gaze over the rail and down into the lobby, at his fountain-thing gurgling there. "You absolutely should come see it from the inside, you know. The view is entirely altered."
Yenaro was really a rather awkward man, Miles decided, his p.r.i.c.kly exterior barely shielding a quiveringly vulnerable artiste"s ego. "Sure," he found himself saying. Yenaro needed no further encouragement, and, smiling anxiously, led them toward the stairs, beginning to explain some thematic theory the sculpture was supposed to be displaying. Miles sighted Amba.s.sador Vorob"yev, beckoning to him from the far side of the balcony. "Excuse me, Lord Yenaro. Ivan, you go on, I"ll catch up with you."
"Oh..." Yenaro looked momentarily crushed. Ivan watched Miles escape with a light of ire in his eye that promised later retribution.
Vorob"yev was standing with a woman, her hand familiarly upon his arm. She was about forty-standard, Miles guessed, with naturally attractive features free of artificial sculptural enhancement. Her long dress and robes were styled after the Cetagandan fashion, though much simpler in detail than Lady Gelle"s. She was no Cetagandan, but the dark red and cream colors and green accents of her garments worked as cleverly with her olive skin and dark curls.
"There you are, Lord Vorkosigan," said Vorob"yev. "I"ve promised to introduce you. This is Mia Maz, who works for our good friends at the Vervani Emba.s.sy, and who has helped us out from time to time. I recommend her to you."
Miles snapped to attention at the key phrase, smiled, and bowed to the Vervani woman. "Pleased to meet you. And what do you do at the Vervani Emba.s.sy, ma"am?"
"I"m a.s.sistant chief of protocol. I specialize in women"s etiquette."
"That"s a separate specialty?"
"It is here, or should be. I"ve been telling Amba.s.sador Vorob"yev for years that he ought to add a woman to his staff for that purpose."
"But we haven"t any with the necessary experience," sighed Vorob"yev, "and you won"t let me hire you away. Though I have tried."
"So start one without experience, and let her gain it," Miles suggested. "Would Milady Maz consider taking on an apprentice?"
"Now there"s an idea...." Vorob"yev looked much struck. Maz"s brows rose approvingly. "Maz, we should discuss this, but I must speak to Wilstar, whom I see just hitting the buffet over there. If I"m lucky, I can catch him with his mouth full. Excuse me...." His mission of introduction accomplished, Vorob"yev faded-how else?--diplomatically away.
Maz turned her whole attention gratefully upon Miles. "Anyway, Lord Vorkosigan, I wanted to let you know that if there"s anything we at the Vervani Emba.s.sy can do for the son or the nephew of Admiral Aral Vorkosigan during your visit to Eta Ceta, well... all that we have is at your disposal."
Miles smiled. "Don"t make that offer to Ivan; he might take you up on it personally."
The woman followed his glance down over the railing, to where his tall cousin was now being guided through the sculpture by Lord Yenaro. She grinned impishly, making a dimple wink in her cheek. "Not a problem."
"So, are, uh... ghem-ladies really so different from ghem-lords as to make a full-time study? I admit, most Barrayarans" views of the ghem-lords have been through range-finders."
"Two years ago, I would have scorned that militaristic view. Since the Cetagandan invasion attempt we"ve come to appreciate it. Actually, the ghem-lords are so much like the Vor, I"d think you"d find them more comprehensible than we Vervani do. The haut-lords are... something else. And the haut- ladies are even more something else, I"ve begun to realize."
"The haut-lords" women are so thoroughly sequestered... do they ever do anything? I mean, n.o.body ever sees them, do they? They have no power."
"They have their own sort of power. Their own areas of control. Parallel, not competing with their men. It all makes sense, they just never bother explaining it to outsiders."
"To inferiors."
"That, too." Her dimple flashed again.
"So... are you well up on ghem- and haut-lord seals, crests, marks, that sort of thing? I can recognize about fifty clan-marks by sight, and all the military insignia and corps crests, of course, but I know that just scratches the surface."
"I"m fairly well up. They have layers within layers; I can"t claim to know them all by any means."
Miles frowned thoughtfully, then decided to seize the moment. There was nothing else going on here tonight, that was certain. He drew the flimsy from his pocket and flattened it out against the railing. "Do you know this icon? I ran across it... well, in an odd place. But it smelled ghemish, or hautish, if you know what I mean.
She gazed with interest at the screaming-bird outline. "I don"t recognize it right off. But you"re correct, it"s definitely in the Cetagandan style. It"s old, though."
"How can you tell?"
"Well, it"s clearly a personal seal, not a clan-mark, but it doesn"t have an outline around it. For the last three generations people have been putting their personal marks in cartouches, with more and more elaborate borders. You can practically tell the decade by the border design."
"Huh."
"If you like, I can try to look it up in my resource materials."
"Would you? I"d like that very much." He folded the flimsy back up and handed it to her. "Uh... I"d appreciate it if you wouldn"t show it to anyone else, though."
"Oh?" She let the syllable hang there, Oh... ?
"Excuse me. Professional paranoia. I, uh..." He was getting in deeper and deeper. "It"s a habit."
He was rescued from tripping further over his tongue by the return of Ivan. Ivan"s practiced eye summed up the attractions of the Vervani woman instantly, and he smiled attentively at her, as sincerely delighted as he had been with the last girl, and would be with the next. And the next. The ghem- lord artiste was still glued to his elbow; Miles perforce introduced them both. Maz seemed not to have met Lord Yenaro before. In front of the Cetagandan, Maz did not repeat to Ivan her message of boundless Vervani grat.i.tude to the Vorkosigan clan, but she was definitely friendly.
"You really ought to let Lord Yenaro take you on the tour of his sculpture, Miles," Ivan said ruthlessly. "It"s quite a thing. An opportunity not to be missed and all that."
I found her first, dammit. "Yes, it"s very fine."
"Would you be interested, Lord Vorkosigan?" Yenaro looked earnest and hopeful.
Ivan bent to Miles"s ear to whisper, "It was Lord Yenaro"s gift to the Marilacan emba.s.sy. Don"t be a lout, Miles, you know how sensitive the Cetagandans are about their artsy, uh, things."
Miles sighed, and mustered an interested smile for Yenaro. "Certainly. Now?"
Miles excused himself with unfeigned regrets to Maz the Vervani. The ghem-lordling led him down the stairs to the lobby, and had him pause at the entrance of the walk-through sculpture to wait for the show-cycle to begin anew.
"I"m not really qualified to judge aesthetics," Miles mentioned, hoping to head off any conversation in that direction.
"So very few are," smiled Yenaro, "but that doesn"t stop them."
"It does seem to me to be a very considerable technical achievement. Do you drive the motion with antigrav, then?"
"No, there"s no antigrav in it at all. The generators would be bulky and wasteful of power. The same force drives the leaves" motion as drives their color changes-or so my technicians explained it to me."
"Technicians? I somehow pictured you putting all this together with your own hands."
Yenaro spread his hands-pale, long-fingered, and thin-and stared at them as if surprised to find them on the ends of his wrists. "Of course not. Hands are to be hired. Design is the test of the intellect."
"I must disagree. In my experience, hands are integral with brains, almost another lobe for intelligence. What one does not know through one"s hands, one does not truly know."
"You are a man capable of true conversation, I perceive. You must meet my friends, if your schedule here permits. I"m hosting a reception at my home in two evenings" time-do you suppose--?"
"Um, maybe..." That evening was a blank as far as the funeral formalities went. It could be quite interesting, a chance to observe how the ghem-lordlings of his own generation operated without the inhibitions of their elders; a glimpse into the future of Cetaganda. "Yes, why not?"
"I"ll send you directions. Oh." Yenaro nodded toward the fountain, which was starting up with its high-canopied summer greens again. "Now we can go in."
Miles did not find the view from inside the fountain-maze all that much different from the outside. In fact, it seemed less interesting, as at close range the illusion of forms in the flitting leaves was reduced. The music was clearer, though. It rose to a crescendo, as the colors began to change.
"Now you"ll see something," said Yenaro, with evident satisfaction.
It was all sufficiently distracting that it took another moment for Miles to realize that he was feeling something-tingling and heat, coming from his leg braces lying against his skin. He schooled himself not to react, till the heat began to rise.
Yenaro was babbling on with artistic enthusiasm, pointing out effects, Now, watch this-Brilliant colors swirled before Miles"s eyes. A distinct sensation of scalding flesh crept up his legs.
Miles m.u.f.fled his scream to a less-edged yell, and managed not to jump for the water. G.o.d knew, he might be electrocuted. The few seconds it took him to pelt out of the maze brought the steel of his braces to a temperature sufficient to boil water. He gave up dignity, dove for the floor, and yanked up his trouser legs. His first s.n.a.t.c.h at the clamps burned his hands, too. He swore, eyes watering, and tried again. He tore off his boots, snapped loose the braces, and flung them aside with a clatter, and curled up momentarily in overwhelming pain. The braces had left a pattern of rising white welts surrounded by an angry red border of flesh on shin, knees, and ankles.
Yenaro was flapping about in distress, calling loudly for help. Miles looked up to find himself the center of an audience of about fifty or so shocked and bewildered people, witnessing his display. He stopped writhing and swearing, and sat panting, his breath hissing through clenched teeth.
Ivan and Vorob"yev shouldered through the mob from different directions. "Lord Vorkosigan! What has happened?" asked Vorob"yev urgently.
"I"m all right," said Miles. He was not all right, but this was not the time or place to go into details. He pulled his trouser legs quickly back down, concealing the burns.
Yenaro was yammering on in dismay, "What happened? I had no idea-are you all right, Lord Vorkosigan? Oh dear..."
Ivan bent and prodded at a cooling brace. "Yes, what the h.e.l.l... ?"
Miles considered the sequence of sensations, and their possible causes. Not antigrav, not noticeable to anyone else, and it had slid right past Marilacan emba.s.sy security. Hidden in plain sight? Right. "I think it was some sort of electro-hysteresis effect. The color-changes in the display are apparently driven by a reversing magnetic field at low level. No problem for most people. For me, well, it wasn"t quite as bad as shoving my leg braces into a microwave, but-you get the idea." Grinning, he got to his feet. Ivan, looking very worried, had already collected his flung boots and the offending braces. Miles let him keep them. He didn"t want to touch them just now. He blundered rather blindly closer to Ivan, and muttered under his breath, "Get me out of here...." He was shivering and shocky, as Ivan"s hand on his shoulder could sense. Ivan gave him a short, understanding nod, and swiftly withdrew through the crowd of finely dressed men and women, some of whom were already turning away.
Amba.s.sador Bernaux hurried up, and added his worried apologies to Yenaro"s one-man chorus. "Do you wish to stop in to the emba.s.sy infirmary, Lord Vorkosigan?" Bernaux offered.
"No. Thank you. I"ll wait till we get home, thanks." Soon, please.
Bernaux bit his lip, and regarded the still-apologizing Lord Yenaro. "Lord Yenaro, I"m afraid-"
"Yes, yes, turn it off at once" said Yenaro. "I will send my servants to remove it immediately. I had no idea-everyone else seemed to be enjoying-it must be re-designed. Or destroyed, yes, destroyed at once. I am so sorry-this is so embarra.s.sing-"
Yes, isn"t it? thought Miles. A show of his physical weakness, displayed to a maximum audience at the earliest possible moment...
"No, no, don"t destroy it," said Amba.s.sador Bernaux, horrified. "But we certainly must have it examined by a safety engineer, and modified, or perhaps a warning posted...."