"Now, before we start off," he said to the group, "I want you to know is there anybody here that"s got a question or anything to ask?" He looked over the crowd of silent faces. "Anybody don"t know who I am? No?"
Then came another wind, mountain-scattered and fast: it billowed dresses, set damp hair moving; it pushed over pewter vases, and smashed dead roses and hydrangeas to swirling dust against the gritty tombstones. Its clean rain smell was gone now, though, for it had pa.s.sed over the fields with the odors of rotting life.
Kroner made a check mark in the notebook, "Anderson," he shouted. "Edward L."
A man in overalls like Kroner"s stepped forward.
"Andy, you covered Skagit valley, Snohomish and King counties, as well as Seattle and therest?"
"Yes, sir."
"What you got to report?"
"They"re all dead," Anderson said.
"You looked everywhere? You was real careful?"
"Yes, sir. Ain"t n.o.body alive in the whole state."
Kroner nodded and made another check mark. "That"s all, Andy. Next: Avakian, Katina."
A woman in a wool skirt and gray blouse walked up from the back, waving her arms. She started to speak.
Kroner tapped his stick. "Listen here for a second, folks," he said. "For those that don"t know how to talk English, you know what this is all about--so when I ask my question, you nod up-and-down for yes (like this) and sideways (like this) for no. Makes it a lot easier for those of us as don"t remember too good. All right?"
There were murmurings and whispered consultations and for a little while the yard was full of noise. The woman called Avakian kept nodding.
"Fine," Kroner said. "Now, Miss Avakian. You covered what? Iran, Iraq, Turkey, Syria. Did you--find--an-ybody a-live?"
The woman stopped nodding. "No," she said. "No, no."
Kroner checked the name. "Let"s see here, Boleslavsky, Peter. You can go on back now, Miss Avakian."
A man in bright city clothes walked briskly to the tree clearing. "Yes, sir," he said.
"What have you got for us?"
The man shrugged. "Well, I tell you; I went over New York with a fine-tooth comb. Then I hit Brooklyn and Jersey. Nothin", man. Nothin" nowhere."
"He is right," a dark-faced woman said in a tremulous voice. "I was there too. Only the dead in the streets, all over, all over the city; in the cars I looked even, in the _offices_. Everywhere is people dead."
"Chavez, Pietro. Baja California."
"All dead, senor chief,"
"Ciodo, Ruggiero. Capri."
The man from Capri shook his head violently.
"Denman, Charlotte. Southern United States." "Dead as doornails . . ." "Elgar, Davis S . . ."
"Ferrazio, Ignatz . . ." "Goldfarb, Bernard . . ." "Halpern . . ." "Ives . . . Kranek . . . O"Brian . . ."
The names exploded in the pale evening air like deep gunshots; there was much head-shaking, many people saying, "No. No."
At last Kroner stopped marking. He closed the notebook and spread his big workman"s hands.
He saw the round eyes, the trembling mouths, the young faces; he saw all the frightened people.
A girl began to cry. She sank to the damp ground, and covered her face and made these crying sounds. An elderly man put his hand on her head, The elderly man looked sad. But not afraid. Only the young ones seemed afraid, "Settle down now," Kroner said firmly. "Settle on down. Now, listen to me, I"m going to ask you all the same question one more time, because we got to be sure." He waited for them to grow quiet. "All right. This here is all of us, everyone. Ve"ve covered all the spots. Did anybody here find one single solitary sign of life?"
The people were silent. The wind had died again, so there was no sound at all. Across the corroded wire fence the gray meadows lay strewn with the carca.s.ses of cows and horses and, in one of the fields, sheep. No flies buzzed near the dead animals; there were no maggots burrowing. No vultures; the sky was clean of birds. And in all the untended rolling hills of gra.s.s and weeds which had once sung and pulsed with a million voices, in all the land there was only this immense stillness now, still as years, still as the unheard motion of the stars.
Kroner watched the people. The young woman in the gay print dress; the tall African with hisbright paint and cultivated scars; the fierce-looking Swede looking not so fierce now in this graying twilight. He watched all the tall and short and old and young people from all over the world, pressed together now, a vast silent polyglot in this country meeting place, this always lonely and long-deserted spot--deserted even before the gas bombs and the disease and the flying pestilences that had covered the earth in three days and three nights. Deserted. Forgotten.
"Talk to us, Jim," the woman who had handed him the notebook said. She was new, Kroner put the list inside his big overalls pocket.
"Tell us," someone else said. "How shall we be nourished? What will we do?"
"The world"s all dead," a child moaned. "Dead as dead, the whole world . . ." .
"Todo el mund--"
"Monsieur Kroner, Monsieur Kroner, what will we do?"
Kroner smiled, "Do?" He looked up through the still-hanging poison cloud, the dun blanket, up to where the moon was now risen in full coldness. His voice was steady, but it lacked life. "What some of us have done before," he said. "We"ll go back and wait. It ain"t the first time. It ain"t the last."
A little fat bald man with old eyes sighed and began to waver in the October dusk. The outline of his form wavered and disappeared in the shadows under the trees where the moonlight did not reach.
Others followed him as Kroner talked.
"Same thing we"ll do again and likely keep on doing. We"ll go back and--sleep. And we"ll wait.
Then it"ll start all over again and folks"ll build their cities--new folks with new blood--and then we"ll wake up. Maybe a long time yet. But it ain"t so bad; it"s quiet, and time pa.s.ses." He lifted a small girl of fifteen or sixteen with pale cheeks and red lips. "Come on, now! Why, just think of the appet.i.te you"ll have all built up!"
The girl smiled. Kroner faced the crowd and waved his hands, large hands, rough from the stone of midnight pyramids and the feel of muskets, boil-speckled from night hours in packing plants and trucking lines; broken by the impact of a tomahawk and machine-gun bullet; but white where the dirt was not caked, and bloodless. Old hands, old beyond years.
As he waved, the wind came limping back from the mountains. It blew the heavy iron bell high in the steepled white barn, and set the signboards creaking, and lifted ancient dusts and hissed again through the dead trees.
Kroner watched the air turn black. He listened to it fill with the flappings and the flutterings and the squeakings. He waited; then he stopped waving and sighed and began to walk.
He walked to a place of vines and heavy brush. Here he paused for a moment and looked out at the silent place of high dark gra.s.s, of hidden huddled tombs, of scrolls and stone-frozen children stained silver in the night"s wet darkness; at the crosses he did not look. The people were gone, the place was empty.
Kroner kicked away the foliage. Then he got into the coffin and closed the lid.
Soon he was asleep.
Introduction to
THE DEVIL, YOU SAY?.
by Howard Browne
In 1951, as the then editor of the Ziff-Davis Fiction Group, I bought "The Devil, You Say?"--Charles Beaumont"s first story sale. This obviously made me the first to recognize his unique talents as a writer.
Not true. As I recall, TDYS came into our editorial offices via the "slush pile," i.e. the daily raft of unsolicited submissions to the several fiction magazines the company published at the time, It was the staff"s job to go through the pile in the unlikely chance of coming across something we could use.
At the time Lila Shaffer--a gifted young woman with an unerring ability to separate the occasional grain of wheat from all that chaff--was a.s.sociate editor of both _Amazing Stories_ and _Fantastic Adventures_.
As I recall, she plunked the Beaumont story on the desk in front of me, said something like, "This is the best thing I"ve come across in I don"t know how long. You"ve got to read it. Right now!", and sat down.
I said, "Since you put it that way," and began reading.
After the first four or five pages, 1 looked up at her, said, "You know d.a.m.ned well I don"t like stories that open with someone saying "Let me tell you what happened to me a while back." Lacks immediacy."
"Read," she said.
I read the rest of it, handed her the pages, said, "Who is this guy?"
She said, "I don"t know. I never heard of him before."
"Send a check," I said. "And a letter saying we want first crack at anything else he Writes,"
Unfortunately nothing came of it. _Playboy_ and _Rogue_ paid better rates than we did.
A few years later I was brought to Hollywood to write for motion pictures and television. Shortly after I got there, I met Charles Beaumont and told him the whole story.
I"m not sure he believed me, but he laughed and bought me a drink. And we raised our gla.s.ses in a toast. To Lila Shaffer.
THE DEVIL, YOU SAY?.
by Charles Beaumont ----------------------------.
It was two o"clock in the morning when I decided that my attendance at a meeting of the International Newspapermen"s Society for the Prevention of Thirst was a matter of moral necessity. This n.o.ble Brotherhood, steeped in tradition and by now as immortal as the inst.i.tution of the public press, has always been a haven, a refuge and an inspiration to weary souls in the newspaper profession. Its gatherings at Ada"s Bar & Grill--Open 24 Hours A Day--have made more than a few dismiss their woes for a while.
I had just covered a terrifically drab story which depended nine tenths upon the typewriter for its effect, and both brain and throat had grown quite dry in consequence. The extra block and a half over to Ada"s was a completely natural detour.
As usual at this time of day, the only customers were newspapermen.Joe Barnes of the _Herald_ was there, also Mary Kepner and Frank Monteverdi of the _Express_. Warren Jackson, the _Globe"s_ drama critic, sat musing over a cigar, and Mack Sargent, who got paid for being the _New"s_ sports man, seemed to be fascinated by improvising multiple beer rings on the table cloth.
The only one I was surprised to see was d.i.c.k Lewis, a featured columnist for the _Express_ who"d lately hit the syndicates. He usually didn"t drop in to Ada"s more than two or three times a month, and then he never added much to the conversation.
Not that he wasn"t likable. As a matter of fact, d.i.c.k always put a certain color into the get-togethers, by reason of being such a clam. It gave him a secretive or "MysteryMan" appearance, and that"s always stimulating to gabfests which occasionally verge towards the monotonous.
He sat in one of the corner booths, looking as though he didn"t give a d.a.m.n about anything. A little different this time, a little lower at the mouth. Having looked into mirrors many times myself, I"d come to recognize the old half-closed eyelids that didn"t result from mere tiredness. d.i.c.k sat there considering his half-empty stein and stifling only a small percentage of burps. Clearly he had been there some time and had considered a great many such half-empty stems.
I drew up a chair, tossed off an all-inclusive nod of greeting and listened for a few seconds to Frank"s story of how he had scooped everybody in the city on the _Lusitania_ disaster, only to get knocked senseless by an automobile ten seconds before he could get to a phone. The story died in the mid-section, and we all sat for a half hour or so quaffing cool ones, hiccoughing and apologizing.
One of the wonderful things about beer is that a little bit, sipped with the proper speed, can give one the courage to do and say things one would ordinarily not have the courage to even dream of doing and saying. I had absorbed, _presto_, sufficient of the miracle drug by the time the clock got to three AM., to do something I guess I"d wanted to do in the back of my mind for a long time. My voice was loud and clear and charged with insinuation. Everybody looked up.
"Dammit, Lewis," I said, pointing directly at him, "in order to be a member in good standing of this Society, you"ve just got to say something interesting. A guy simply doesn"t look as inscrutable as you do without having something on his mind. You"ve listened to our stories. Now how about one of your own?"
"Yeah," joined Monteverdi, "Ed"s right. You might call it your dues."
Jackson looked pleased and put in: "See here, Lewis, you"re a newsman, aren"t you? Surely you have _one_ halfway diverting story." "If it"s personal," I said, "so much the better. I mean, after all, we"re a Brotherhood here."
And that started it. Pretty soon we were all glaring at poor d.i.c.k, looking resentful and defiant.
He then surprised us. He threw down the last of his drink, ordered three more, stared us each in the face one by one and said: "Okay. All right. You"re all just drunk enough to listen without calling for the boys in white, though you"ll still think I"m the d.a.m.ndest liar in the state. All right, I admit it. I do have something on my mind. Something you won"t believe worth beans. And let me tell you something else. I"m quitting this screwball racket, so I don"t care what you think."
He drained another stein-full.
"I"m going to tell you why as of tomorrow I start looking for some nice quiet job in a boiler factory. Or maybe as a missionary."
And this is the story d.i.c.k Lewis told that night. He was either mightily drunk or crazy as a coot, because you could tell he believed every word he said.
I"m not sure about any of it, myself. All I know for certain is that he actually did quit the game just as he said he would, and since that night I haven"t even heard his name.
When my father died he left me a hundred and twenty-two dollars, his collection of plastic-coated insects and complete ownership of the _Danville Daily Courier_. He"d owned and edited the _Courier_ for fifty-five years and although it never made any money for him, he loved it with all hisheart. I sometimes used to think that it was the most precious thing in life to him. For whenever there wasn"t any news--which was all the time--he"d pour out his inner thoughts, his history, his whole soul into the columns. It was a lot more than just a small town newspaper to Dad: it was his life.
I cut my first teeth on the old hand press and spent most of my time in the office and back room.
Pop used to say to me, "You weren"t born, lad, you appeared one day out of a bottle of printer"s ink."
Corny, but I must have believed him, because I grew up loving it all.
What we lived on those days was a mystery to me. Not enough issues of the _Courier_ were sold even to pay for the paper stock. n.o.body bought it because there was never anything to read of any interest--aside from Dad"s personal column, which was understandably limited in its appeal. For similar reasons, no one ever advertised. He couldn"t afford any of the press services or syndicates, and Danville wasn"t homebody enough a town to give much of a darn how Mrs. Piddle"s milk cows were coming along.
I don"t even know how he managed to pay the few hands around the place. But Dad didn"t seem to worry, so I never gave the low circulation figures a great deal of thought.
That is, I didn"t until it was my turn to take over.
After the first month I began to think about it a lot. I remember sitting in the office alone one night, wondering just how the h.e.l.l Dad ever did it. And I don"t mind saying, I cussed his hide for not ever telling me. He was a queer old duck and maybe this was meant as a test or something.
If so, I had flunked out on the first round.
I sat there staring dumbly at the expense account and wondering, in a half-stupid way, how such a pretty color as red ever got mixed up with so black a thing as being broke.
I wondered what earthly good a newspaper was to Danville. It was a town unusual only because of its concentrated monotony: nothing ever happened. Which is news just once, not once a day.